"Who do you think I am?" I glared at Miao Sixue. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Brother Zhang, am I not as beautiful as my sister?" Miao Sixue asked affectionately.

"I'll admit it, you're as pretty as your sister, but I love your sister, not you. Please keep that in mind. I said solemnly.

"I ask you: If my sister can't borrow the corpse to resurrect her soul, will you fall in love with me instead?"

I shook my head and replied firmly, "Even if your sister can't borrow the corpse to resurrect her soul, I won't fall in love with other women, because my heart is full of your sister, and I can't tolerate other women anymore." ”

"Hmph, Zhang Shiwen, you can pretend, I'll see how long you can pretend. Since you said today that my sister will not marry, then, if you break your word, I will let you die a miserable death. Miao Sixue said angrily.

"Miao Sixue, you will be very sorry, because you will definitely not be able to wait for this day. I said with a sneer.

Miao Sixue looked at me steadily, and she didn't say anything for a long time.

I asked suspiciously, "Miao Sixue, do you have flowers on my face?"

Miao Sixue smiled gloomily and said faintly: "I want to find out: whether your loyalty to my sister just now was acting or a heartfelt action." ”

"Miao Sixue, whatever you want, but I hope you stop harassing me. I glared at Miao Sixue.

"Hmph! Do you think Miss Ben is harassing you? I can't help myself! Let me tell you, just now, Miss Ben just acted in a play in front of you, and the name of this play is "Beauty Tricks." Count you smart, don't be Miss Ben. Otherwise, your face must have been swollen by Miss Ben by now. Miao Sixue smiled.

I thought to myself: This Miao Sixue is "cloudy" for a while, "sunny" for a while, it is really elusive. However, I really don't have a lot of interest in Miao Sixue, so it's impossible to have a "spark" with her.

I asked coldly, "Your back doesn't hurt, does it?" If it doesn't hurt, I'll leave. ”

"Hee-hee... My back has never hurt, I said that my back hurts, but it's just part of the plot of "Beauty Trick". Miao Sixue smiled and twisted her waist, and exclaimed: "Although my waist doesn't hurt, but being massaged by you, I feel much more relaxed, it seems that thanks to my back pain, you have shown off a plate of massage skills." ”

"I'm not interested in showing off my massage techniques. I said coldly, stood up and prepared to leave.

"Don't go. Miao Sixue called out to me.

"What else is wrong with you?"

"Brother Zhang, my left calf has been cramping a lot lately, can you massage it for me?" Miao Sixue requested.

"Calf cramps aren't going to be part of Beauty Again, are they?" I asked.

"Brother Zhang, it's really not. Miao Sixue frowned and said, "I had a tendon last night, and it hurt me to death." ”

"You lie down, I'll give you a massage. "I agreed.

Although this Miao Sixue played a trick on me just now, she was not too angry with her. Yes, I can even endure a slap, so it's naturally okay to deceive you.

While massaging Miao Sixue's calves, I said to her: "You, it may be the cause of calcium deficiency, eat more calcium-supplementing foods and bask in the sun." ”

"You let me bask in the sun more, and you want me to become a black peony. Miao Sixue pouted and said.

"It doesn't hurt to get some sun in the morning and evening. Do you want to do it for nothing?" I said disdainfully.

"Most of you men like white-skinned women, and when they get tanned, they depreciate. ”

"Health is more important than white skin, and besides, no one has made you tan as a black African. I said coldly.

I helped Miao Sixue massage her two calves, and I was so tired that I was sweating.

"Alright. Miao Sixue took out a small handkerchief, handed it to me and said, "Brother Zhang, quickly wipe your sweat, see that you are tired and sweaty." ”

I didn't take Miao Sixue's handkerchief, went to the tea and pulled a few facial tissues to wipe the sweat off my face.

"I'm leaving. "I don't want to be alone with Miao Sixue anymore, I'm worried that she will have some "demon moth" again.

"Brother Zhang, why are you so afraid of me?" Miao Sixue asked.

"You have a lot of intestines, who is not afraid. If you come up with another plan, I can't bear it. "I'm leaving.

"Brother Zhang, what is your mission to come to my house today?" asked Miao Sixue.

"What's the mission?" I was confused.

"Identify the ancient bowl, have you forgotten?" asked Miao Sixue.

"Isn't the ancient bowl the bait I bait?" I asked.

"Brother Zhang, don't act like everything I say is a trap. I'm telling you: I'm not as deep as you think. Miao Sixue pouted.

"Do you really have an ancient bowl at home?" I asked.

"Of course, it may have been put in a box by my parents and parents. You wait a little longer, and my parents will come back and bring it to you for identification. Miao Sixue poured me a drink and handed it to me.

After a while, Miao's father and Miao's mother came back from grocery shopping.

As soon as Father Miao saw me, he narrowed his eyes and asked, "Why are you here again?"

Miao Sixue hurriedly said: "Dad, I asked Brother Zhang to come, I asked him to identify our ancient bowl and see how much it is worth." ”

As soon as Father Miao heard that Miao Sixue asked me to come, his face softened a little. He took out the ancient bowl from the box, handed it to me carefully, and explained, "Handle it with care." ”

As soon as I got the ancient bowl, I didn't need to look at it much, I knew that this was just a bowl from the end of the Qing Dynasty, and it wasn't worth a few dollars at all.

"Brother Zhang, take a look, how much is it worth?" Miao Sixue asked excitedly.

I sighed and said, "This bowl is not worth much, it can be sold for a thousand or eight hundred at most." ”

"Hmph, you want to take my bowl cheaply, and then sell it for a sky-high price, right?" As soon as Father Miao heard me say that the ancient bowl was not valuable, he said in a weird manner.

"I... I won't take the bowl cheaply, this bowl is a bowl from the end of the Qing Dynasty, the age is too recent, and this kind of bowl is too common. I said aggrievedly.

Father Miao snatched the ancient bowl from my hand and said dissatisfiedly: "I knew that it was no good to ask you to appraise it." After speaking, he entered the bedroom with the ancient bowl in his hand.

"Miao Sixue, I am very experienced in appraising antiques, such as appraising this kind of ancient bowl, I can see it at a glance, and I don't need to look at it a second time. So, don't spend a lot of money on other appraisers. You see, this bowl is worth a thousand or eight hundred, is it worth spending thousands, or even tens of thousands of dollars?" I admonished.

"Brother Zhang, I believe in you. Miao Sixue said.

"Miao Sixue, what is my appraisal level, you can ask Cheng Yifei, I have helped him identify the treasures a few times, but none of them have been blinded. I said.

Miao Sixue nodded and said admiringly: "Brother Zhang, you are really not simple, you are young, and you have developed a pair of fiery eyes." With this set of skills, you can't make a lot of money if you want to. ”

"Miao Sixue, I suggest you: hurry up and buy a house so that your uncle and aunt can live more comfortably. ”