"Sixue, you must not get on his thief ship!" Father Miao panicked when he heard that I might be his son-in-law. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Dad, of course I won't go on Brother Zhang's thief ship, the problem is: our sister has already bought a ticket, and now, she is already sitting on the boat. Miao Sixue tapped the back of the sofa with one finger and said sideways.

"Sixue, what nonsense are you talking about. Your sister is no longer alive, how can she get on this kid's thief ship?" Miao's father asked puzzled.

"Dad, Brother Zhang is going to let my sister borrow the corpse to resurrect her soul, once it succeeds, my sister can be resurrected. Miao Sixue said.

"Borrowing a corpse to resurrect a soul? Hmph! You also believe these nonsense. As the saying goes: death cannot be resurrected. Sixue, if you have more contact with this guy, you will become crazy. ”

Obviously, Miao's father didn't believe that dead people could borrow corpses to resurrect their souls.

"Dad, there are some things in the world that you can't believe or believe in them all. I think: What Brother Zhang said about borrowing corpses to return souls is reliable. Miao Sixue defended me.

"Where's the reliability? It's pure nonsense. Father Miao glared at me and said, "The surname is Zhang, you won't talk crazy in front of Sixue in the future." What is borrowing the corpse to resurrect the soul, it's okay to deceive a three-year-old child. ”

"Dad, I used to be like you, I didn't believe in these ghosts and gods at all, but I had to believe it in the face of the facts. ”

"What facts?" asked Miao's father suspiciously

"Dad, I told you, don't be afraid. Miao Sixue glanced at Miao's father worriedly, then looked at the kitchen, and said, "However, I can't let my mother know about this, otherwise, she will be frightened." ”

"Sixue, you whisper. Father Miao said, sat on the sofa opposite Miao Sixue, and urged curiously: "Tell me quickly, what is the truth." ”

"Dad, I've seen my sister twice, the first time in the hotel, the second time in our house, or last night. Miao Sixue said mysteriously.

"Really?!" Miao's father looked horrified.

"Of course it's true. However, it is not accurate to say that we met, because I can only hear my sister talking now, but I can't see her person. ”

"Siyu came home last night?" said Miao's father in disbelief, "Why don't I feel a little bit." ”

"Dad, last night, you were just watching a TV series, where would you notice the abnormality in the house. Our mother noticed it, but it was all prevaricated by Brother Zhang. Miao Sixue said.

Father Miao asked puzzledly: "Sixue, how do you know that your sister is here, you can hear Siyu speak, why can't your mother and I hear it?"

"Dad, Brother Zhang helped me open the yin ears, and as soon as the yin ears were opened, I could hear the ghosts in the underworld talking. If you want to see my sister, you have to open your yin eyes, but Brother Zhang's current skills are not enough, and he can't open his yin eyes. Miao Sixue explained.

Father Miao turned his face and pleaded, "Boy, you can also help me open my yin ears." ”

I said regretfully, "Uncle, with my current skills, it takes three years to help someone open his pubic ears, so you have to wait another three years." ”

"Hmph, you kid has an opinion about me, so you deliberately make things difficult for me, right?" Father Miao accused.

"Uncle, how can I make things difficult for you? Even if you beat me every day, I will not have the slightest complaint or dissatisfaction with you. Because, you are Miao Siyu's father, I don't look at the monk's face, I have to look at the Buddha's face. I said earnestly.

Father Miao said disappointedly: "In this way, if I want to talk to Siyu, it will be three years later." ”

"Uncle, according to my current skills, it is true that I will have to wait for three years, but I will work hard to improve my skills and strive to help you open your pubic ears as soon as possible. To be honest, I also want to help you open your eyes, so that you can see the silk rain. I said it sincerely.

"I don't think you kid looks like you're lying, well, I'll believe you for once. Father Miao said whimsily.

Miao Sixue pursed her lips and said, "Dad, I didn't believe Brother Zhang before, so I didn't like him." Now, though, I've changed my mind. Because, Brother Zhang is indeed a very good person, and more importantly: he likes my sister, and my sister likes her. Last night, my sister said that if she could borrow the corpse to return her soul, she would marry Brother Zhang. At that time, Brother Zhang will become my brother-in-law and your son-in-law. So, don't embarrass Brother Zhang anymore. Miao Sixue persuaded her.

Father Miao looked at me and asked, "Can Siyu really be resurrected?"

I nodded and replied, "Yes, surely, I'm confident in that." However, Siyu still has to go a long and difficult way to resurrect his soul. ”

Father Miao asked, "Do you need our help?"

I shook my head and said, "Uncle, you can't help, and I don't need your help. Wait for the good news. ”

"Alas, I've lived most of my life, and I haven't seen a dead person resurrected, is it reliable to borrow a corpse to resurrect the soul you said?"

"Uncle, I didn't believe it before, but now I do. Believing or not believing is just a difference between a thought, but the difference between this thought is a thousand miles wrong. If you believe, you will work hard for it, and if you don't believe, you will be indifferent. I sighed.

Miao's mother came out of the kitchen, and she said happily, "It's time to eat." ”

Miao's mother is a very virtuous housewife, she cooks good dishes and needlework.

Dinner was mung bean soup and vegetable buns. When Miao's mother saw me coming, she fried four more side dishes.

Dinner was simple but tasty.

After dinner, I wiped my mouth and said, "I'll wash the dishes." ”

Miao's mother stopped: "Xiao Zhang, you are a guest, how can I let you wash the dishes." ”

"Mom, strictly speaking: Brother Zhang is no longer a guest, you can let him wash the dishes. Miao Sixue said in her words.

"What kind of crazy thing is this girl talking about? Miao Mu glared at Miao Sixue and reproached: "Even if Xiao Zhang is your good friend, you can't let him wash the dishes." ”

"Mom, you don't understand what I'm saying now, but in a few years, you'll understand. I repeat: Brother Zhang is not a guest of the Miao family. Miao Sixue emphasized.

Although Miao Sixue repeatedly emphasized this point, how could Miao Mu understand. She never dreamed that her dead eldest daughter would borrow the corpse to return to her. She couldn't have imagined that I, the perpetrator, would become her son-in-law.

"I'm not going to talk nonsense with you. Miao's mother said, put away the dishes and chopsticks, and took them to the kitchen to wash.

I hurriedly picked up the rag and wiped the dining table, and then, picking up the mop again, mopped the living room again.

"Brother Zhang, do you want to be a son-in-law in the future?" Miao Sixue finished eating, half leaned on the sofa, and looked at me faintly.

"I'm casual. Anyway, I don't have to pay attention to it now. I said.

I thought to myself: if I want to be a son-in-law, then I should buy a four-bedroom house, otherwise, once I have children, there will be no place to live.

"Brother Zhang, I think it's more appropriate for you to be your son-in-law. Miao Sixue suggested.

"I listened to Siyu, she asked me to be my son-in-law, I have nothing to say. I took a stand.