Chapter 1 Waste Wood Fat Man
The sky was just dawning, and on the slope of a higher mountain, a fat man who looked like a teenager was leaning on a thousand-year-old banyan tree, staring at the rising sun in the depths of the eastern clouds. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"I'm afraid this is the last time I'll watch the sunrise at Azure Gate. The fat man whispered to himself.
The first rays of dawn finally tore through the last darkness before dawn, and the eastern canopy showed the whiteness of the fish's belly, gradually turning into fiery red, and then into a dazzling golden yellow, spraying ten thousand rays of light, and finally, a round of fireballs pushed through the clouds and mist, and leaped out of the sky.
It was completely light.
At the bottom of the hillside, a girl in a lilac gauze skirt walked up, the girl was about eleven or twelve years old, with a beautiful horn, and still looked childish. But looking at her delicate nose, delicate mouth, two curved thin eyebrows, and sapphire-like crystal clear eyes, she is really a beautiful embryo.
The girl was in a hurry, and soon she was about to walk to the hillside, and when she saw the fat man under the old banyan tree, she cried out, "Brother." ”
The fat man heard his sister calling him, and his fat body turned around flexibly, and the fat face that was bitter a second ago immediately became smiling, and his squinted eyes looked happily at the little sister who had approached.
"Xin'er, what's wrong, you're in such a hurry. "The fat man stepped out of the huge canopy of the old banyan tree.
"Brother, come with me to Tianyun Peak, the aunt and nephew of the Ji family are here to make trouble. As soon as the girl named Xin'er grabbed the fat man's fat hand, she was about to pull him downhill.
"After all, I can't help it. The fat man muttered to himself in an indiscernible voice.
The fat man's original name was Lu Yu, who was originally one of the five good young men in China on Earth, and he liked to fish in his spare time. Once, a man rowed a small boat, fishing on a large lake, and unexpectedly encountered a thunderstorm, a colorful whirlpool appeared in the center of the lake, sucked him in, and when he woke up, he found that he had become a baby and came into this world.
Lu Yu's current adoptive parents, Lu Tianqi and Su Xi, picked him up in the rain, named him Lu Yu, and brought him back to Tianqingmen to raise. Both of them are real monks, and they have not given birth to offspring for decades together, and after picking up Lu Yu, they are regarded as if they have come out. Two years later, a miracle happened, and her adoptive mother Su Xi became pregnant, which gave rise to Lu Yu's three-year-old sister Lu Xin.
Tianyun Peak, as one of the five peaks of the Inner Gate of Tianqing Sect, has always been an outstanding disciple, but at this time, Lu Tianqi, the father of Lu Yu, the most outstanding Mesozoic of Tianyun Peak, is very embarrassed.
In the living room, a beautiful woman wearing a beige liuxian dress looked at Lu Tianqi with a sullen face.
"Senior Brother Lu, you have to make a statement, how to deal with this matter. ”
The beautiful woman's name is Ji Ruoxi, from Tianyu Peak, which is as famous as Tianyun Peak, as the first apprentice of Tianyu Peak Liang Zhen was accepted more than ten years ago, she has excellent talent, and she has reached the middle stage of the opening pulse when she is only in her thirties, which is not much better than Lu Tianqi at the beginning.
Ji Ruoxi came to Tianyun Peak for her niece, her niece Ji Yan was taken up the mountain by her at the age of seven, and the young Ji Yan liked to follow Lu Yu, who was the same age as herself, and was slightly chubby, and later there was a match between Su Zhen, the first seat of Tianyun Peak, and Liang Zhen, the first seat of Tianyu Peak, and the two of them were set to kiss each other.
It was originally a good thing, but when Lu Yu was twelve years old, when he started the path of martial arts that a monk must go through, he found that he was born with a dantian that was dead and silent, and he couldn't cultivate at all, not even martial arts, let alone the path of cultivating truth in the future.
In the next three years, Lu Tianqi and Su Xi tried every means to give Lu Yu countless elixirs, but they were disappointed and disappointed.
In this process, Lu Yu, who had eaten so many kinds of elixirs, had already smoked a long handsome, but due to the side effects of the elixir, he became fatter and fatter, and finally became the fat man he is now, with twice the weight of his peers.
But Ji Yan has a smooth road, and at the age of fifteen, she is already in the fivefold realm of human realm martial artists. There is such a big gap between the two, and Ji Ruoxi, as Ji Yan's aunt, will definitely not be able to continue the marriage contract.
As the descendants of the disciples of the Azure Gate, they must be the same as other recruited disciples, first enter the outer gate, then enter the inner gate with their strength, and finally worship the seniors of each peak of the inner gate as teachers by chance.
Lu Yu is already fifteen years old, and he can't even break through the human realm, he can only be a useless mortal in the future, and mortals can't stay in the Azure Gate. After the deliberation of the Discipline Department within the Gate, it was finally decided to drive Lu Yu out of the Azure Gate and let him go to the towns under the jurisdiction of the Azure Gate to manage some mortal chores as a disciple of foreign affairs.
Today is the day when Lu Yu is going to leave the mountain gate, and Ji Ruoxi came at this time, also to seize the last opportunity to let Lu Tianqi withdraw the marriage contract in person.
Although Lu Tianqi is a cultivation wizard, he is always unable to deal with mundane matters, and for such a tricky matter at the moment, he can only ask his wife Su Xi who is sitting on the side for help.
Compared with Lu Tianqi's strict style of teaching children every day, Su Xi has always been very protective, and now seeing this Ji Ruoxi forcing him so much, he was already angry in his heart, if he hadn't cared about his husband's face, he would have been furious.
At the foot of the mountain, Lu Yu and Lu Xin were in a hurry to rush to Tianyun Peak, and several teenagers came to meet them.
The first person, dressed in a gorgeous brocade dress with silver and yellow, raised the wooden sword in his hand, blocked the way of the two, looked at Lu Yu sarcastically, and said: "Yo, isn't this our eldest son Lu, where are you going in such a hurry? Are you in a hurry to go down the mountain, and you have no face to stay in my Azure Gate!"
"It must be, my father is a genius disciple of Tianyun Peak, but as a son, he is such a waste, fifteen years old is still a mortal, haha, laughing to death. ”
"But isn't it, if I were such a person, I would have no face inside the door and obediently rolled down the mountain. ”
"Don't you know that he is a wild seed picked up by Lu Tianqi's uncle. What if you grow up in the Azure Gate, you can't roll down the mountain to be a mortal. ”
"Chen Xixi, don't deceive people too much. Lu Xin said angrily, "Get out of the way for me." ”
Everyone kept laughing, but Chen Xixi kept staring at Lu Yu, looking forward to him being as inconsiderate as he was last time, swinging his fists, and then taking the opportunity to beat him up again with a blue nose and swollen face.
Of course, Lu Yu was furious in his heart, and he was about to have a seizure, thinking that it was a big deal to be beaten like last time, and he saw a person walking on Tianyun Peak, who was actually Ji Yan who went to Tianyun Peak with Ji Ruoxi. Because she saw that all the elders present were there, and she was not suitable for being there, she walked down the mountain alone to prepare to return to Tianyu Peak, but she didn't expect to meet everyone here.
"Senior Sister Yan!" Seeing Ji Yan, Chen Xixi, who had always admired her, couldn't care about looking for Lu Yu's stubble, and immediately greeted her.
With Chen Xixi's departure, his followers also followed, and Lu Yu and Lu Xin took advantage of the gap and walked towards Tianyun Peak without looking back.
Seeing the figure of Lu Yu, who she hadn't seen for a long time, Ji Yan's heart ached, but she quickly got rid of the only trace of emotion she had, "Since you are no longer a person of the world, don't have any entanglements, I hope my sister-in-law can successfully return the annoying marriage contract." ”
Ji Yan, who abandoned her troubles, greeted the more promising Chen Xixi with joy. Chen Xixi is only fifteen years old, but he is already a six-fold martial artist in the human realm, and his future is limitless.
"Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty. After moving away from Chen Xixi and Ji Yan's gang, Lu Yu turned around and shouted at the cloudless sky.
Lu Xin's heart was shocked, and she looked at her brother in a daze for a while, and hurriedly caught up with Lu Yu's footsteps and headed towards the peak of Tianyun Peak.
The living room of the Tianyun Summit is still solemn at the moment.
Whether it was Ji Ruoxi, who had been anxious for a long time, or Lu Tianqi and his wife, who were as big as an ox and wanted to deal with them, they were silent.
Lu Yu and Lu Xin walked in at this moment, breaking the original subtle atmosphere.
"Yu'er, Xin'er. Su Xi shouted softly, "Come over here." ”
Lu Tianqi nodded at his children and didn't say much, but Ji Ruoxi couldn't sit still, and when she saw Lu Yu walking in, she quickly stood up and said loudly, "Since Lu Yu is here, then let's open the skylight and say something." Lu Yu is about to leave the Azure Gate and become a foreign affairs disciple in the mortal world, and his marriage contract with my niece must be revoked immediately. My niece will be a monk in the future, and it is impossible for her to be with a mortal. ”
Ji Ruoxi tore his scar in front of Lu Yu like this, which made Lu Tianqi and his wife furious, and both of them stood up, and Lu Tianqi, who had always been calm, almost roared and scolded.
"Daddy, don't be angry. Lu Yu comforted, "You two sit down." ”
Turning around, Lu Yu walked in front of Ji Ruoxi and stared down at Ji Ruoxi. Fifteen-year-old Lu Yu is actually very tall, but his fat body makes him not look as tall as he imagined.
Seeing that Lu Yu, who was only a mortal, was actually pressing himself, Ji Ruoxi was about to have a seizure, using his strength to press back the momentum, but Lu Yu took a few steps back and walked to the top position.
"Excuse me, Uncle Ji, who appointed the marriage contract between me and Ji Yan back then?" Lu Yu said flatly.
"It was matched by my master Liang Zhen, the first seat of Tianyu Peak, and Su Zhen, the first seat of Tianyun Peak. Ji Ruoxi didn't know what Lu Yu meant, and replied seriously.
"Since these two heads are designated, does the cancellation also have to be approved by the two heads?" Lu Yu asked.
"That's nature. However, my master has been in retreat for more than two years, and Su Zhangza has also been in retreat for a year and a half......" Ji Ruoxi gradually lost his words and didn't know how to say it.
"In that case, let's wait until their retreat is over. After Lu Yu finished speaking, he said to Lu Tianqi, "Father, you can send off guests." ”
Su Xi on the side laughed coquettishly, she didn't expect her son to solve this difficult matter like this, and it was impossible for her father Su Zhen to come out of the retreat without three or two years.
Of course, this Lu Yu also knew that he just wanted to give himself a little more time, hoping that he could break through the cage and become a butterfly, and then refuse the marriage in front of all the elders, instead of insulting himself like this.