"Hey, do you know where the altar mouth that Bu Zhengming said?" Xiu Wu asked curiously, "I don't know, aren't you looking for it now, I'm not anxious yet, but you are anxious first, it's really the emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry" Zhang Ming spread his hands and smiled, Xiu Wen and Ade laughed. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Xiuwu, who turned red and turned into the color of pig liver, hated it but was helpless, so he could only stare at the three of them with angry eyes, in order to express his unhappy mood, and the four of them opened their mouths at the intersection, and they had heard a lot about robbing the people's women, and the robbery of the people's men opened the eyes of Zhang Ming and the four of them, a down-and-out scholar looked unkempt, his hands were tied to a thick rope, and his body was hung with a bright red ball, a woman who was not only obese but also had an ugly face dressed as a bride and rode on a horse, holding the rope in her hand, and the smug look on her face was disgusting。

The three of Xiuwu looked at Zhang Ming with their fists rubbed their hands, and Zhang Ming, who was accustomed to nature, sighed, "Go ahead, let's go, the aftermath will be solved by me, not only will it cost me to eat, my accommodation, but also make trouble for me all the time, it's really annoying to be a master." The three of them ran towards the escort with a smile, and Zhang Mingyu, who slowly followed, said in his heart, "The cannibalistic tragedy seen in the past few days through the barren mountains and mountains has caused them to accumulate a lot of resentment on their bodies, which can allow them to vent, and these minions who are fighting for the tiger deserve to die." ”

Fractures and screams at the same time, blood and flesh were the same color, and after a while, the three of them were beaten down by the people who escorted the evil woman, and the fat ugly girl who was so frightened that the broadcast was close to the horse and shouted, "You people dare to beat the officials, and when my father arrives, he will chop you into meat sauce and feed it to the dogs." ”

For a while, the laughter of the three Xiuwu people rose high, and they said, "Dead fat pig, go back to your pig's nest, not only does it look ugly, but its behavior is also very stinky." The fat pig woman was so angry that her face was blue, and more than 20 officials arrived more than ten seconds later, and surrounded Zhang Ming and the four of them, "Zhu Guard, slaughtered the four rebels who didn't know whether they were alive or dead for Miss Ben, and actually wanted to destroy Miss Ben's wedding" The fat pig woman shouted angrily, and the four of them covered their stomachs and laughed, the most exaggerated thing was to cultivate martial arts, and they fell to the ground and rolled on the ground, "Pig guard, I really laughed to death, yes, the pig guard should be a pig guard." ”

The nose was big, the ears were concave, the mouth and the eyes were protruding, and the pig-like guard held down the handle of the knife and roared angrily: "My surname is Zhu, not a pig, I am the guard of Zhu Thorn History, you group of chaotic people, don't move, let my old Zhu kill you." The people around laughed together, and Zhang Ming and others, who were particularly imaginative, were already laughing on the ground, and Ade, who was panting, said, "Don't say it again, I have to laugh to death, your words are too standard, the dead pig **** evil tail, I'm about to die, please don't talk anymore." The blushing-faced pig guard stood in place and didn't know what to say, and the fat pig woman with a black face shouted angrily, "Guard Zhu, don't hurry up and chop them, aren't you known as the butcher's bone crushing king, Miss Ben's auspicious time is coming, hurry up and slaughter them." ”

Zhu Escort glared at Zhang Ming and the four of them coldly, emitting a terrifying murderous aura, and broke out of the guards to kill the four of them, the four of them who smiled showed serious faces and stared at Zhu Guard's hand, quickly pulled out, and Xiuwu, who was wide-eyed, fell to the ground, the fat pig woman laughed, the light of hope in the eyes of the down-and-out scholar dimmed, and the three people who did not change their faces were still staring at the hilt of the knife.

"Hahahaha, I'm dead" Xiuwu, who fell to the ground, rolled and laughed, and the puzzled Zhu guard looked at Xiuwu, and everyone did the same, "What do you see, have you ever seen a knife with only a knife handle hacking someone to death?" Xiu Wu laughed and gasped, as soon as Zhu Huwei let go of the handle of the knife and fell to the ground, the blade was still in the sheath, after a stunned crowd, everyone laughed, and the embarrassed Zhu Huwei copied out a pork knife from behind and slashed straight at Xiuwu, kicked out of the foot, kicked Zhu Huwei's face, and the Zhu Huwei who was hit retreated not only but did not fall, and the wall fell down the wall, and the onlookers clapped their palms angrily.

Seeing that the first master of the family was knocked down by someone, the fat pig woman immediately galloped on her horse, the ice blade hit the reins several times, and the man who was dragged was relieved of the pain, and Zhang Ming, who jumped in front of the horse, smiled and said, "If you can't win, you want to escape, is there such a good thing, you bully women and men and regard human life as grass mustard and trample on it at will, it is not okay not to give you a little lesson, I want to draw two more scars on your face, whether it is the left or right face, choose for yourself, otherwise I will have a knife on the left and right." ”

"Don't, I don't want to leave a scar on my face, how can my face be injured, what if I let that Zeng Fengling go down, I will never give her the position of the first beauty in the world, the stinky scholar owes me no money, of course, I have to use my body to pay it back, and the son-in-law who married me to be a thorn is not cheap for him" The fat pig woman covered her face tightly and said, Xiuwu and the three of them hurriedly covered their mouths, and finally endured it and didn't vomit, much better than the young man who was vomiting on the side, and walked in front of the down-and-out scholar Zhang Ming asked, "Do you really owe them to the family?"

The down-and-out scholar shook his head and sighed, "Xiaosheng is just in arrears of taxes, and he doesn't owe anything to his family. "It turns out that I really don't pay off the debt, what I hate the most is this kind of person, go die" Zhang Ming shouted, a punch hit the lower abdomen of the down-and-out scholar, the three of them were stunned, the audience was silent, two seconds later Zhang Ming covered his left fist and shouted, "It hurts to death, my fist is about to break, what do you have in the arms of this scholar, so hard," the scholar who didn't understand what happened to, pulled his clothes and a few ingots of gold fell from his clothes," Stinky scholar, you are too unkind, you have so much money and still haven't paid it back to her, do you really want to be her husband?" Zhang Ming shouted with a painful face.

Seeing Zhang Ming's eyes, the scholar glanced at Zhang Ming gratefully, picked up the gold and put it back in his arms, leaving an ingot and delivering it to the fat pig woman who smelled of urine, and the fat pig woman with a disdainful face snatched the gold from the scholar's hand. "Fat pig, you have nothing to say this time, you can't escape the charge of disregarding people's lives, hurry up and choose, left or right" Zhang Ming shouted angrily, and the people who had been persecuted by the government for a long time shouted in unison, "Hurry up, choose quickly, choose quickly......" The fat pig woman fell off her horse in a panic, shrinking and crawling like a giant caterpillar. As soon as he jumped up, Zhang Ming arrived not far from his side, condensed two ice blades between his three fingers, and shouted, "Since you don't choose, then I have to choose for you, just cut it left and right, anyway, you are so vicious and ugly to be worthy of your heart" A sneer floated at the corner of his mouth, his hand moved slowly, and the fat pig woman retreated again and again.

Just when everyone thought it was a foregone conclusion, a masked woman rushed out of the crowd and shouted, "Don't, don't persecute her anymore, she has been taught enough lessons," Zhang Ming's raised hand was hugged tightly, and Zhang Ming smiled lightly at it, "Okay, since you intercede for her, I'll let her go today, if you let me know that she makes a mistake again, see if I don't draw her face into a big face." ”

Seeing that the three of them wiped their eyes again and again, their faces were not expressionly, and Zhang Ming, who hugged the woman tightly, walked towards the three of them and said, "Shut your mouths, your decaying appearance has lost face for your master and me, and I haven't seen your master and wife yet." "Ha, the sun came out of the west today, so you will become a master with a hug, you must be too fast" Xiu Wu smiled bitterly, Xiuwen and Ade, the woman lifted her veil and showed a cute face, looked at the three of them and smiled, "You are the apprentice of the big stupid bear, you are about the same age as him, it seems that the gifts prepared by the sisters are not very suitable, what should I do?"

Zhang Ming, who hurriedly covered the veil, smiled and said, "Let's find a quiet place first, whether these three monkeys want gifts or not, don't worry about them" After pulling Zhang Ming's sleeve with his hand, Ayima said coquettishly, "Don't look for it, go back to the inn with Yima, sister, they must be very worried about Yima, Yima just slipped out to play and met a big stupid bear, it's a pity, Yima will take you there, my sister has a baby, and Yima will have a baby to play after seven months." ”

After rolling his eyes for a while, Zhang Ming smiled and said, "Yima, why don't we go shopping first, I haven't bought anything for you for so long, if they are worried, let them worry about it, Helan Jin, that guy must be in a hurry now, hehe" The three dumbfounded people were dumbfounded again, and opened their mouths wide, "Is that person really a big brother of Shenji, it seems that he has changed a person, could it really be someone else's disguise and pretend" Ade blinked and said.

Zhang Ming, who was wishful thinking, only took a few steps and met Helan Jin with an anxious face, "Sister, it turns out that you are here, scared me to death, I thought you were arrested by some bad guy, I am much more relieved to have him, you play slowly, I have to go back to tell Miss Yini, otherwise she will have to smash my handsome face, goodbye" After saying that, he left a light and shadow in the air and left, and after scratching his head, Zhang Ming said" failed, I wanted to make him anxious, but it doesn't matter, let's continue shopping, what do you like, just say, I'll buy it all for you," After smiling, Ayima leaned on Zhang Ming's chest and said, "As long as you buy Yima, you like it, but Yima's favorite thing, Big Stupid Bear, can't buy it for Yima." ”

"Say, what's it, I'll buy it for Yima, even if I can't buy it, I'll grab it for you, say, baby" Zhang Ming poked Ayima's face with his finger and said, after two seconds of silence, Ayima said hesitantly, "You can buy Yima a big stupid bear that will never leave Yima, okay," Zhang Ming, who was struck by lightning, stood quietly and said after a long time. I can't now, maybe I can in the future, I don't dare to promise you easily, but the promises have not been redeemed many times, giving you promises will only hurt your heart more, maybe I was born to be an emotional liar. ”

For a while, the atmosphere was cold, and the mood was even more gloomy, the two lowered their heads and said silently, but Zhang Ming, who was quiet, had a fire hidden in his heart, and the usual inappropriate scolding all entered Zhang Ming's ears, at this moment Zhang Ming finally understood what Nangong Mad said, his uninhibited and free and easy in the eyes of the world was just debauchery and madness, the more he thought about it, the more annoyed Zhang Ming broke out, and shouted at the people on both sides, "Whoever dares to talk to Lao Tzu's woman again, Lao Tzu will kill his whole family." ”

After drinking this, the street that is not very lively is suddenly silent, like a cemetery at night, lifeless and empty, at this time Zhang Ming's panting sound is particularly loud, pressing on everyone's hearts, the silent Ayima kissed Zhang Ming on the mouth and then hugged nervous Ming's arm and walked forward, and said, "Let's go, don't be distressed and angry for Yima, Yima really doesn't mind what others say, let's go, didn't the big stupid bear say that he wanted to go shopping with Yima, don't hurry up, it's getting dark." ”

"Okay, let's go shopping, anyway, there are three trucks behind, you can buy as much as you want" Zhang Ming said after breathing a sigh of relief, the three of them woke up from their daze at this time, and immediately followed.

An afternoon passed in the blink of an eye in happiness, the well-fed Ayima leaned on Zhang Ming's body and sang, Zhang Ming was also willing to hug her, and from time to time she brushed her hair, Xiuwu Xiuwen and Ade behind the two were not in such a good mood at all, holding a mountain-like thing in their hands, and they had not seen any trace of the meeting ceremony after walking for a day.

According to Ayima's guidance, Zhang Ming came to a luxuriously decorated and deserted inn, looked up at the plaque "Yuexin Inn", smiled bitterly, and saw Zhang Ming looking upset, Ayima asked curiously, "What's the matter, big stupid bear, is there anything wrong with that plaque?" Zhang Ming, who was barely smiling, said, "Nothing, hurry up and go in, Yini must be waiting for you." ”

Seeing that Xiao Er was cleaning up the broken porcelain and rotten wood table, Zhang Ming squinted his eyes and asked, "Little Second Brother, what happened here just now, how can there be so many broken porcelain sawdust," Xiao Er said after glancing at Zhang Ming sideways. Guest officer, I won't tell you, there was a fight here just now, there were a few bewitching beauties who openly went to rob a female guest officer's child, the female guest officer jumped around to dodge, and a few male guest officers who couldn't see it stepped forward to help, and as soon as they saw it, they let those demon girls knock over to the ground, ugly and dead, and then there was a male guest officer who rushed in from the outside to see it, his face darkened, and he immediately stepped forward to help, and those demon girls saw that they couldn't win the male guest officer empty-handed, so they took out a long hook from their sleeves, and the male guest officer turned around and shook his hand and conjured up an iron bone fan,' A few sounds of the demon girl were repulsed, and the demon girl saw that she couldn't win the male guest officer, so she turned to attack the female guest officer, and then the porcelain and wooden table of the store suffered, all blamed on the people of the Taiping Altar, what kind of first conference in the world, attracting so many martial arts people, although the business has prospered a lot, but the tables and chairs have to be repaired several times a day, and it is annoying to death......

"Little second brother, don't be wordy, as long as you tell me the result, these five taels of gold will belong to you, quick, I need to know the result" Zhang Ming took out a small ingot of gold from his arms and said, the child's eyes flashed golden and said quickly" In the end, the male guest officer used a move to fly out a lot of butterflies and those with those demon girls to make the snake's head move together, and the big pit over there appeared, and the demon girl pretended to be invincible to escape, and then a grandmother who was originally sitting on the side snatched the female guest officer's child like lightning, and the male guest officer wanted to chase it, but those demon girls immediately turned back and intercepted the male guest officer, and then fought again. ”

"What I want is the ending, not the process, if you are long-winded, I will halve the bounty" Zhang Ming's face turned dark and said angrily, and Xiao Er, who retreated in panic, immediately dispelled his heart to get more bounty and said, "In the end, the male guest officer chased after the north of the city." After snorting coldly, Zhang Ming put the gold on the table, Xiao Er quickly grabbed the gold and flashed to the side, smirking, Zhang Ming, who had blue tendons on his forehead, shouted sideways, "You three stay here obediently for me to protect your master, if your sister-in-law has any damage, I will only ask you, I will not be stingy to fill in a few lines on a certain letter, especially you, Xiuwu, don't cause me any trouble." ”

A gust of wind blew out of the inn, Zhang Ming's figure grew up, and Xiuwu, who was holding his chin, said depressedly, "Don't let me go if there is a bustle, and give me a special name before leaving, what does it mean, damn it." ”

The guards at the gate saw a figure sweeping out, and the dust hung by the air flow blinded their eyes and cursed.

Zhang Ming, who had been looking for a long time and was nowhere to be seen, sighed, sat down on the ground, and Zhang Ming, who had calmed down, heard a slight cry, and immediately walked in the direction of the sound source, and after entering the forest and walking on a small dirt slope, Zhang Ming saw Helan Jin, who was naked and hung on a big tree, and at the same time understood why he screamed so miserably, the 'little bird' was tied to a thin rope, and the other end of the rope helped a rather large stone, but you don't need to use such a large stone to practice the ultimate imperial skill, Khan-_-!

The rescued Helan Jin continued to scold, and the vicious words made Zhang Ming creepy, but it is no wonder that after this period of torture, Helan Jin may never have a chance to rise again, no, he was holding the clothes that Zhang Ming took off to cover him in the place where it had grown, and Zhang Ming wanted to scold but didn't know where to start, so he had to give up.

An hour later, the two people with **** upper bodies passed through the city gate at a turtle speed, because of Helanjin's awkward walking method, the city defenders all cast strange eyes on Zhang Ming, and Zhang Ming, who was thinking, suddenly fell goosebumps, and Helanjin's abuse strengthened some people's thoughts, and cast 'comrade' flattery at Zhang Ming in the dark corner.

In order to walk into the inn, Zhang Ming had already smelled the bloody smell emanating from the inn, and when he reached the door, he saw that the three of them turned their faces to the side, looking embarrassed and even a little guilty, Zhang Ming felt a bad sign, and after a secret sigh, Zhang Ming asked, "Xiuwu, are you in trouble again, such a pitiful look shouldn't appear on your face first, turn your face, and say, what is the big disaster for me to settle down." ”

"I didn't get into trouble, I and Ade Awen and they were here together to protect Shi Niang, and I just repelled a group of enemies, by the way, this is what those people left before leaving, you can see for yourself" Xiuwu reached into his arms and took out a letter and threw it to Zhang Ming without looking at it, and then Zhang Ming smiled and said, "This is the letter from your godmother to you, what are you doing for me" Xiuwu hurriedly rushed to recapture when he heard this, and then Zhang Ming also understood why he refused to turn his face, a good red slap print was printed on his face, and the finger marks were clearly visible. (To be continued.) )