46. You can take me to YY, but don't expect to soak me
The structure of the human body is very interesting, there is a distance from the mouth to the heart, and there is a distance from the heart, and many times the heart clearly thinks about it, but the body does not listen to the call, and acts contrary to the idea. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
There are so many such examples!
"Yes, human beings are far more free than they imagined, and it is precisely because of freedom that they are cruel and will usher in destruction. Lydia said softly.
"That's why law and ethics are necessary. Du Yu deliberately slowed down his pace, keeping his pace in line with Lydia's, and changed his mood and said, "Don't discuss such a heavy topic, why do you want to follow me, Director?"
"To the bathhouse, of course!" said Lydia, of course.
Du Yu looked around, the streets were deserted, there was no one left and right, only him and her, he couldn't help pointing at himself, and said tentatively: "Accompany me?"
"With you!" Lydia nodded blithely in affirmation.
began to get used to the girl's unconventional cards, accustomed to her playfulness, so he happily turned the doubts in his heart into words: "Why?"
"No why!"
got an expected answer, Du Yu, who was in a slightly unhappy mood, suddenly sped up, left Lydia beside him, and said goodbye: "I'll go first......"
"I'll go with you first......"
"Don't come along!"
"I'm going to come along. ”
The meaningless conversation continued, and surprisingly, Du Yu not only did not feel annoyed, but had a feeling of enjoying it.
I always think it's fun to talk to Lydia!
"It's not good, if it goes on like this, sooner or later, one day it will be equipped with the rare attribute of Lolicon. Du Yu muttered.
Lydia's ears were very sharp, and she clearly captured every word, and said: "Yes, I can YY, but you want to soak me? Then you have to become very, very strong, strong enough to collect seven dragon balls in order to become my other half." ”
"You have such a bad character, and you make some demands that are difficult for a strong man. Du Yu sighed heavily and said with a wry smile: "Since you don't want to get married early, then don't actively tease people." ”
Due to the recognition of the newly developed work port attributes, Lydia was in a good mood, and jumped around Du Yu, who was enthusiastically dispersed, and said innocently: "If you don't do this, wouldn't life be very boring?"
"That's why you are bad. ”
Although the relationship between the two seems to be harmonious and intimate, Du Yu has never thought further, after all, not everyone has the heart to capture the girl in front of him.
Seven dragon balls, it's not a joke!
While avoiding accidentally bumping into Lydia, Du Yu admired the girl's words and deeds, and said strangely: "Are you delicate or true feelings?"
"Does it matter? Life is like a play, it all depends on acting, everyone is playing their ideal self, that's all. Lydia replied with an unchanged expression.
Du Yu raised his head slightly to stare at the deep night sky, and said softly: "My acting skills are not good." ”
"That's why you're living hard. ”
"As you say. ”
After some conversations, Du Yu suddenly understood why Lydia's attitude towards herself was different, probably there are a lot of similarities between the two, right?
"Take a good bath and look forward to tomorrow. In front of a certain bathhouse shop, Lydia waved her slender right hand and said a small admonition: "I hope you can live, death is meaningless." ”
Seeing Lydia's figure disappear behind the curtain of the door with "Female Soup" written on it, she murmured, "Don't you want to die? Indeed, death means that everything is over." ”
Holding the change of clothes, Du Yu walked into the bathhouse, neatly stripped naked, quickly washed his body with warm water, hung a towel around his waist, and soaked in the bath.
"What a coincidence, Du Yu, you also came to the bathhouse?"
Du Yu, who was squinting and enjoying, was suddenly accosted by a voice from behind him, opened his eyes lazily, and saw that the person who came was not a beautiful girl but a muscular man, and immediately said in frustration: "It's you, Senior Dong." ”
I really shouldn't expect to meet a beautiful girl with all fruits falling from the sky in a bathhouse full of males.,That's why it's said that the reality is cruel.,Don't allow the slightest delusion.。
"Your tone...... Never mind. Dong Rui didn't quite understand Du Yu's reason for being disappointed, leaned against the wall, and said in annoyance: "Should I apply to the director for a personnel transfer?"
Putting aside the unfortunate daily life, an ordinary mission, repeated accidents, even if I don't believe in such an ethereal thing as luck, I can't help but be shaken, is it just as others say that I am born with bad luck?
After starting to accept this reality, Dong Rui was scared, worried that he would affect his companions because of himself!
"There's no point in worrying about things, even if you kneel in front of the director, she won't agree. Du Yu suddenly wanted to smoke, bit his itchy lip, and said with a big grin: "Don't worry, the guys in the 44th team are very tenacious, and their vitality is the same as that of cockroaches." ”
"I'm really useless as a senior, and I want to let my juniors comfort me. Dong Rui stood up from the water, revealing a body of bronzed skin and clear water chestnut muscles, two "bear paws" slapped his cheeks hard, and said in a deep voice: "I have to cheer up." ”
"Don't complicate the problem, let's take it easy! You only have one life, why do you want to work so yourself?" Du Yu's body slipped off, the part below his mouth was soaked in water, and he said vaguely: "Although I am not qualified to say this......
Dong Rui scratched his head embarrassedly and thanked him: "No, thanks to your explanation, I am in a much better mood." ”
"Leaving?"
"Well, you go clubbing slowly......"
Watching his scarred back disappear from the bathhouse, Du Yu shook his head and continued to enjoy the last leisurely time.
Bang!
Not long after Dong Rui left, the water pipe in the bathhouse burst, and the extremely hot boiling water was sprayed wantonly, as long as it was a little stained, it would make people burn, right?
However, this is just the standard of ordinary people, and who is the person who lives in Avalon who is an ordinary person?
"Wow, what's going on?" A yellow-haired young man stood up in a panic, waved his palm at will, and the invisible impact pushed away the hot water, and the young man scolded: "It's in disrepair? No, I have to find the store manager to lose money!"
"What's so dangerous about this. The middle-aged uncle next to him stood up calmly, and there were ice flowers suspended around him, with him as the center, the temperature plummeted, and the hot water froze into ice by itself before it was close.
A dying old man with a gray beard, cloudy eyes, and slow movement could not avoid the hot water, and when others were surprised, an invisible wave protected the old man and dispelled the hot water.
"Oh, that's Elder Reas, the high-level magician is really extraordinary, and the magic is almost materialized. ”
"One of the Twelve Knights of the Round Table, why is it in the Southern District?"
"You don't know, that lord is a regular visitor to this bathhouse. ”
"I see......"
Just when the bathhouse customers were angry or excited or talking about this commotion, Du Yu, who was represented by ordinary people, floated on the surface of the water like a dead fish, and his skin was burned all over his body, emitting a burning smell.
He forgot that Dong Rui was a man with an aura of bad luck!