"Master Foreman, here is a man and a gun" A tall slave with a scar on his head waved and shouted at the foreman, and the people who were looking for it on this side gathered one after another, and the fat and bloated plumber ran for a long time before he arrived, at first glance it was just an ordinary person, and when he was sighing, he saw a thousand guns shining with silver light on the side, and the carving was exquisite and luxurious, revealing a kind of domineering spirit that competed with the world, and he was not an ordinary thing. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Against the backdrop of each other, Zhang Ming's worth rose to the height of a noble man in an instant, and the foreman with two eyes shining with a money pattern immediately ordered the slaves to secretly transport Zhang Ming to his room, and the foreman who felt the special vision waved his whip and shouted, "Look at what, don't hurry up and do it." ”

Under the sympathetic eyes of the slaves, Zhang Ming also became a young man in the Qinglou who lived in the back, and soon after, the tenter's traitorous laughter sounded out of the camp tent to 'prove' the inner conjecture of the slaves, and they fled from the plumber's house one after another, so as not to become the next person to be abused.

The shouts of the slaves at work came into the tent, and the slightly hot sunlight sprinkled on Zhang Ming's eyes, Zhang Ming, who felt uncomfortable, opened his eyes, and the first thing he saw was a fat face with a slight profiteer-like smile, and the two of them asked at the same time, "Who are you?" "You speak first," the anxious fat plumber replied first, "I am a foreman in the Yiyuan slave camp, my name is Fantsi, who are you, why did you faint in the big pit of the ore mountain, I saved you." ”

"Where is ytterbium?Why am I here, I should be on Tengshenji Mountain, by the way, I was shot by that black mang, and I forgot the most important thing, ah, my head hurts, what did I forget, my head is about to explode" Zhang Ming suddenly struggled up, holding his head and slamming it to the ground, and after a long time he hit a big hole on the ground before returning to normal, and the stunned Fantesi also understood and sighed, not knowing whether to be happy or sad and said" It seems that I will raise him for a while, although the reward will be more, but it will always make people, alas, you rest for a while, and I will call you when you have dinner. ”

Zhang Ming, who was lying on the bed in a daze, tried to recall the past, but he helplessly found that there was always a lack of hostesses in many major events, but he was like a blind black fly in his memory, desperately not knowing why, but the appearance of the enemy was unexpectedly cleared, and Zhang Ming, who felt a headache, knew that he didn't think about it anymore, so there would be no pain.

After many temptations, Zhang Ming was disappointed to know that he was indeed possessed by Yuan's curse, and the person he cherished disappeared from his mind, and his mood became unhappy for a while, and a morning passed unconsciously in his sorrow.

"Hey, wake up, eat, don't think of anything, what kind of son are you or originally a big official" The fat plumber Fan Tessi asked anxiously, "I, my name is Zhang Ming, I am a person from the rivers and lakes, not a big official and a rich man, a poor ghost, thank you for saving me" Zhang Ming stretched out his hand to the meal and said, Hearing this, Fan Tessi's face immediately darkened, and he removed the meal and said, "I know, I know, I know that you are not a decent person by looking embarrassed and depressed." ”

After snorting, Zhang Ming said, "It's true that I'm not a decent person, let alone a rich person, but I vaguely remember that I have many rich friends, so I've always had no worries about food and clothing." ”

Fantesi's face quickly changed to a ruddy face, and he said flatteringly, "Yo, I don't know if you don't look at it, your eyebrows are as majestic as an eagle, and at first glance, you are a dragon and a phoenix among people, so quickly tell me how they should be contacted, and I will help you find them." ”

After sighing, Zhang Ming said, "But I don't know if they are willing to help me, they should be the kind of people who hate me so many times, and it is probably useless to contact them." ”

For a moment, the angry Fantesi pointed at Zhang Ming and said, "As soon as I see Zhao, your dog nose knows that you are a cheap person, I must have been wrong just now, the posture of the snake and chicken has your share, get off my bed, my bed will enable you to sit," Zhang Ming, who laughed in his heart, said indifferently, "I don't want to sleep in this kind of broken bed, I used to find the top and most luxurious inns in those cities to live, and the beauties were waiting aside, so unhappy, I don't have money doesn't mean that my people have no money, really." ”

"Wow, son, how can there be colorful light behind you, it must be a person who will be rich and noble, the villain's broken bed is not suitable for you to sleep in, the small one will find a few tender military prostitutes to sleep on your pillow to dispel the anger" Fan Tessi said with a flattering look, secretly laughing at this chameleon Zhang Ming didn't want to play boring games anymore, so he waved his hand and said, "It's still not necessary, how good can the woman who acts as a military prostitute be, and the beautiful ones are not allowed to be detained as concubines, sit down." ”

"That's right, Fan Tessi, where is this, shouldn't it be farther than Xichuan Kingdom and Han Kingdom" Zhang Ming said with a wooden bowl, "Childe said and laughed, this is still Xichuan, but it is the westernmost part of Xichuan, where it meets Guiyang Kingdom, Childe should eat first, when does Childe want to leave, the little one will send you personally, as long as Childe leaves, don't forget" Fan Tessi said with a look of wealth obsessive, Zhang Ming, who flashed disdain in his eyes, nodded and continued to pick up rice in his mouth, half a second, squirting "Who cooked this, so unpalatable, than" The headache returned, and Zhang Ming, who was very uncomfortable, simply didn't want to think about it, and looked up and looked at it.

Wild laughter started, Zhang Ming, who had a stomachache, rolled on the ground holding his stomach, and Fan Tessi, who was sprayed all over his face, immediately wiped his face with the sleeves of his clothes and laughed, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really can't help it, haha, I can't stand it, your appearance is so funny" Zhang Ming covered his stomach and smiled, "It's okay, it's okay, it's a small honor to get Childe's spray rice, and the little one will let people cook Childe again now" Fan Tessi said with a hippie smile.

Zhang Ming, who smiled even more brightly, shook his head and waved his hand, "It's better to skip it, I'll cook it myself, as long as you tell me where the kitchen is." ”

Getting the route to the kitchen, Zhang Ming walked out of the tent, and after a while, a group of slaves gathered behind him pointed and pointed.

Zhang Ming, who didn't pay attention at first, was soon disturbed by those flies, and didn't know whether to laugh or cry when he heard the words of those people, n different versions of rumors came around, at first I heard that he was originally a concubine who came in disguised as a man, and then he became an adulterer, was tied up in the camp and abused him for one night, killed him while Fantessi was tired, and now he is running away, and then he almost fell to the ground, he actually became a rabbit master, and after satisfying Fantessi, he was ready to go home, and finally he became a glass man and Fantesi was the one with each other, Zhang Ming, who really couldn't hear it, had to cover his ears and avoid peopleI walked for a while before I came to the kitchen.

Pushing the door in, Zhang Ming was stunned for half a second, then turned around and left, "I didn't see anything, I have to find a dark spot during the day, pollute people's eyes," As soon as he collided, Zhang Ming opened his eyes again, and a strange man came into Zhang Ming's eyes, his sturdy body had a pair of unusually short feet, just like a whale on the shore with a pair of human feet, and he couldn't stand on his feet when he blew it, and Zhang Ming continued to walk after smiling apologetically, but he didn't expect that his feet would be caught, Zhang Ming, who was extremely unhappy, raised his feet, but couldn't move, turned around and punched, Zhang Ming, whose fist was blocked, showed a look of surprise, and Zhang Ming, who was fighting with him, wrestled with it, and his face gradually turned red.

One stick of incense, two sticks of incense, three sticks of incense still don't tell the winner, "Second brother, just let him go, he looks like a new Ding, if you don't know the rules, just spare him, don't come again during the lunch break in the future, Xinding, I won't let you go like this next time, let's go." ”

"Big brother, this kid has seen his sister-in-law's body, at least he has to gouge out his eyeballs before he can let him go" The strange man shouted into the room, and a 'beautiful man' with a flat chest walked out of the house, the flush on his face was still there, and said lightly, "Third uncle, let him go, I don't mind." ”

"Alas, since you have said so, stinky boy, let's go, don't let me see you again next time" The strange man pushed Zhang Ming's hand and shouted, the curious Zhang Ming was unwilling to leave and asked, "Alas, are you a man or a woman, how do you look," two fists hit Zhang Ming's eyes, and Zhang Ming, who was punched twice in a daze, scolded, "Dead dwarf, did I provoke you, what kind of limelight are you, your mother's xx"

"Unforgivable, I actually scolded me for being short, what I hate the most is that others say that I am short, eat me with a move Shuanglong to go to sea" The strange man with red eyes punched Zhang Ming's chest muscles with two punches, "Okay, I also invite you to eat a lock snake" Zhang Ming smiled.

When the strange man's fist hit Zhang Ming's body, Zhang Ming's hands also wrapped around his neck, and a long sword slashed into the middle of the two opponents, and the two quickly let go and retracted.

"Double Tiger Stealing Heart" and "Lock Pig", another sword slash, "Double Leopard Stealing Heart" and "Lock Dog", sword slashed again, "Double Cat Stealing Heart" and "Lock Rabbit", "Are you annoyed, it's the same trick to use, I'm about to get bored, I don't play with you, it's all neurosis." ”

"Hmph, I won't play such a childish game anymore, a whole idiot waste" The strange man looked at Zhang Ming with disdain and said, Zhang Ming, who was flustered, blinked, and then realized that he had been tricked, but the person had disappeared, and Zhang Ming, who had nowhere to vent his anger, punched the ground with two punches, shaking the movement in the room, and the sound of a piece of porcelain breaking came from the house, and after swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Zhang Ming took a deep breath, and then ran wildly, as soon as he left, a whirling kitchen knife was inserted upside down in the position where he was standing just now.

A one-eyed man ran out of the house, and the big knife stabbed Zhang Ming casually, no if, there would definitely be fewer parts, "Xinding, don't run, stop me, I won't hurt you, you can rest assured" The big man shouted as he ran, "I believe you, it's weird." As soon as I stop, you will definitely hurt me fiercely, how can you tell me to rest assured, I don't want to be cut into pieces, it's better for you not to chase me, okay, everyone's good is really good. ”

Running wildly, even Zhang Ming, who used the Divine Machine Shadow Wind Body, still had no way to get rid of the chasing maniac behind him, and at the same time thought that the other party was a "pervert" The two of them were really unwilling to deflate, that breath had been used for a long time, and whoever released that breath first would slow down, so the two of them blushed and didn't gasp, just like Guan Gong reincarnated.

A fart was released from Zhang Ming's buttocks, and the one-eyed man who couldn't hold back anymore suddenly fell to the ground, and Zhang Ming, who turned around and laughed, felt that he had bumped into a person, and just wanted to speak, he felt that all parts of his body were restrained.

Zhang Ming, who had to stop, turned his head and found that his body didn't know when it was put on one ring after another, and he pulled his feet when he moved his hands, and struggled hard but found that he was simply asking for hardship, tired and useless, not only did he feel very painful.

A short stature, his eyes narrowed into a line, just like those middle-aged people who had lost their contact lenses put their heads in front of Zhang Ming's eyes, and the lips kissed his *** Zhang Ming, who was in a cold sweat, shouted, "Break your sleeve, get out of the way, otherwise you will die." ”

The middle-aged man with a swollen head and a red nose put down the long knife raised aloft and laughed, "Xinding, you have provoked me this time, and at the same time, you have also provoked the most unprovoked person in this slave mine, I will take three breaths of silence for you." ”

The confused middle-aged man who laughed in Yin Yin smiled and said, "What I hate the most is that others scold me, just let you try my latest preparation of Sanqi powder, laugh, cute Xinding," The confused middle-aged man unscrewed the medicine bottle and waved it towards Zhang Ming, Zhang Ming, who knew that he couldn't break free, naturally wanted to pull people into the water, and the two people who were watching from the sidelines naturally became the best objects, and their mouths were blown.

The confused middle-aged man wants to take the antidote, but this three-odd powder is carefully formulated by him, both the effect and the time of action can not be compared with the ordinary three-odd powder, the itchy three-person dance skills are enough to make Elvis Presley jump off the Eiffel Tower, and then the man and the strange man who came soon joined the dance troupe, it is really unstoppable, strong street dance, elegant waltz, beautiful ballet, neat tap, enthusiastic samba, seductive pole, touched Latin.

But soon this super dance team fell apart, rolling on the ground one by two, the skin was swollen and blistered, and the expression on his face was extremely painful, and the most painful thing was Zhang Ming's man-made circle car, which almost killed himself when he turned around.

After being tortured for almost three incense sticks, Zhang Ming and the others gasped, and suddenly a buzzing sound came, and when they turned their heads sideways, a group of black things flew from afar, and the four people who ran up laughed, and some people became their bee shields.

Have you ever seen a person who runs faster than the wheel, Zhang Ming, a small two-wheeler with very little power, burst out of potential in the imminent crisis of life, caught up with the four people at a very fast speed, and the mischievous heart laughed, like bowling and rolled down the four people, laughed, and then looked seriously, a tree is now in the eyes, up the tree, turned back to the four people fell to the ground and collided, and they couldn't move, and the screams of the five poor people came back to the slave farm, and the stewards were frightened to think that the ghosts were coming to ask for their lives in broad daylight, and they hugged each other, it looked like a mountain of meat, and laughter rose。

"Stinky boy, I'll beat you to death, I'll beat you to death, you slut" The strange man covered in pus shouted while punching, and Zhang Ming, who was beaten very painfully by that special true qi, was silent.

The man who was wearing the ointment on the side shook his head and sighed, the middle-aged man who squinted into a line was not much better, the person who was pricked by the needle was the most painful, who told him to wear the thinnest clothes, and it was already his fate to be pricked to death by a bee needle, and the one-eyed man who was also lying next to him was similar, and he accidentally opened his mouth and took a few bees in his mouth when he was pricked, and it was natural to ......

"You don't scream, I hurt my hands, you don't call me but I don't have to go down the steps, how can I let you go, scream, you don't want to be hit by my fist anymore" The strange man panted and said, Zhang Ming, who was stunned, didn't look away, and looked like Lao Tzu and you were consumed, and the angry weird man rushed up and waved his fist again.

After another stick of incense, the strange man whose fist speed had slowed down a lot begged, "Big brother, please, shout, even if you are an iron man, I am not an iron man, my fist is about to break." ”

"Break it, break it, it's not mine, I don't call, keep fighting, anyway, I don't care, keep fighting, don't be like an old **, slow and powerless" Zhang Ming said with a smile, and the weird man who was scheming grabbed Zhang Ming's hand and shouted, "I announce that this new Ding has become a new member of our weird foursome, and from today our weird fivesome has been established, everyone applauds and celebrates" The other three nodded and laughed.

"Slow, I didn't promise you, the name is so ugly, I don't want to join" Zhang Ming said with an unhappy face, and the four of them laughed and said, "This is not up to you, you are already a new member, if you want to quit, you will have to go through the test of six medicinal powders, and the bottle just now is the first one, it's fun, right." ”

In an instant, Zhang Ming made a wise decision, and said with a solemn face, "Okay, I'll join the great weird five," the other four immediately fell to the ground, and the middle-aged man with squinted eyes shouted "Boy, you can join if you say to join, why do you want to make that kind of gesture of sacrifice, I am very wronged by you." ”

"Okay, okay, now let's get to know each other first, my name is Yan Wufu, my wife's name is Song Wufu, your second brother is called Wu Yong, and the three of you are called Yougui Yong, then what is your name will be changed to why you use it, anyway, there must be a 'use' word, because we are all useful people, I will tell you this first, lest you join this new forked topic, to you said. ”

"Since you have to do this, then I have to call it a magic machine to use, at least it is still a little useful, you can untie the ring on my body, and finally I want to ask, who is the fourth weirdo, why do I have to be the fifth. ”

The friendly ghost pulled the ring in front of Zhang Ming's abdomen, the ring was loosened, except for the ring on the foot and neck, the other rings were scattered on the ground, and the bitter smile of the friendly ghost sighed, "Old five, run as far as you want, otherwise it will be too late, may Allah bless you, Hallelujah." ”

"What's too late, it's hard to see who will beat me" Zhang Ming said with a reassuring face, a pair of hands from behind Zhang Ming's neck, throwing him around like a doll, hitting the wall and throwing the ground, as if holding a very slight thing.

The time for a stick of incense passed, and Zhang Ming was also relieved, looking at the pine uselessness with a fearful face, just like a mouse seeing a cat, "Alas, old five, catch it" Wu Yong threw something to Zhang Ming, and as soon as he caught Zhang Ming, he opened the bottle cap and dipped some ointment on the place where it was pricked by bee needles.

"Hey, Old Five, what were you doing here at the beginning, could it be that you wanted to steal something" You Ghost said jokingly, at this time Zhang Ming's stomach came out of a thunderous sound, "I know now, I'm starving, what Fantesi gave me to eat is unpalatable, I want to cook it myself" Zhang Ming said bluntly.

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Ming felt a familiar murderous aura, grabbed his shoulders with both hands, and once again made him feel the taste of being a violent sadistic toy, and that feeling can only be described in one word, that is, 'miserable'.

"Why are you coming to beat me again, if you do it again, I'm going to fight back" Zhang Ming, who was sitting on the ground, shouted, and the four of them laughed and said, "You fight back, we haven't used our hands and feet for a long time, and it's absolutely fun to use the slut eleven style." ”

Cold sweat rushed behind Zhang Ming's neck, that day he and Situ Qing Shenji also used the slut eleven style against the Yin knife, that power is strong, stirring the Yin knife into a corpse, if it weren't for the sudden appearance of the sword without blood, he might be in love with the daughter of the King of Yama now, the two are already so powerful, let alone the four of them, "Four heroes, the little one knows that he is wrong, let go of the small one, the small one is old and young, and he can't bear that kind of destruction, the next life must be, it must be, flash." ”

Quickly clicked on the four people's acupoints, looking at the four people who fell to the ground, Zhang Ming showed a treacherous smile and said, "You are also worthy of me, if you don't take revenge, you will be sorry for yourself, let me put on a good makeup for you." (To be continued.) )