Chapter 2 Beating makes my back hurt
The fortune teller frowned, and then said, "Little friend, is there something wrong?"
The old fortune teller was surprised. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"What's the matter? It's not clear, just now, I vaguely seemed to hear you say that I have a bloodlight disaster, right?"
The old fortune teller smiled, waved his calloused right hand, and said, "It was a whim just now, so I said that, as for the specifics, I have to calculate it carefully." ”
Chu Nan's hands slapped heavily on the black table, and then said, "Now, you will give me a good calculation." ”
The fortune teller pinched his fingers, and then said to Chu Nan with a slight frown: "Little brother, I see that your Yin Tang is black, and your eyes are blank, beware of the disaster today." ”
As he spoke, the old fortune teller stroked his white beard.
"Bloody plague, bloody mother. Chu Nan picked up the ancient yellow brick on the ground with his right hand and smashed it towards the old man's brain.
A heavy brick smashed into the fortune teller's skull.
After the fortune teller was hit by this brick, the whole person quickly covered his forehead with both hands, and his steps kept retreating quickly towards the rear, until he retreated under the wall.
"Well smashed, in this world, fortune tellers are not good things, and the son of Chu Nan is simply a fortune teller for the people. ”
"As soon as I saw this fortune teller, I was disgusted, today this fortune teller was smashed, it was just a great joy, it was really happy, it was really excited, it was really exciting. ”
"This old fortune teller really doesn't have long eyes. ”......
The surrounding voices rang out one after another, and everyone looked at the fortune teller with deep disdain.
Chu Nan looked at the old fortune teller who was hit in the head by a brick and retreated to the corner, his domineering right foot was on the black table of the fortune teller, and asked, "Bad old man, now tell me, who is the bloody disaster today." ”
The fortune teller felt the blood constantly flowing out of his skull, and there was no sadness or sadness on his face as old as tree bark, he just laughed, and then hurriedly bowed to Chu Nan and said: "Young Master, thank you, thank you, I was already committing murder today, and killing disaster is a stronger existence than the disaster of blood light, but being hit by a brick from the eldest young master, my killing disaster was eliminated, it is simply God help me, hahaha......"
Even when the old man was still bleeding from his brain, he couldn't help but look up to the sky and howl, and in his old eyes, there was unprecedented excitement.
Looking at the excited appearance of the fortune teller, Chu Nan began to be a little depressed, when he stepped on the table with his right foot, he couldn't help shaking the brick in his hand, he said in surprise: "Old man, I beat you, and you still said that you played well, this is a bit unbelievable, right?"
Even the passers-by around them all looked at the old fortune teller, and they were looking forward to the old man's answer.
The old fortune teller's old right hand wiped the blood on his forehead in a dashing manner, and said: "Young master, in fact, you are my noble man today, the more you beat me, the better my luck will be." ”
"Is this really the case? Then you say, after I beat you, do I still have a bloody disaster today?" Chu Nan first looked at the ancient yellow brick held in his right hand, and then looked at the fortune teller.
The fortune teller smiled and said, "Even if the young master beats the old man, then the bloody disaster on the young master's body is inevitable." ”
"Then should I beat you or not?" Chu Nan asked in a tangled manner.
"Of course, it's better to fight the old decay, because the more the young master fights the old decay, the better the luck of the old decay will be. The old fortune teller stroked his graying beard with his bloodstained right hand.
Chu Nan patted his forehead depressedly, then looked at Xiao Si beside him, and asked, "Young Master Ben was actually told by this old man that there was a bloody disaster today, which made me very depressed, this old man took the initiative to ask me to beat him, right?"
"Yes, young master, this old man did take the initiative to ask you to hit him. Xiao Si nodded.
"Fellow villagers, this fortune teller needs my help, and he took the initiative to ask this son to beat him. Chu Nan looked at the passers-by around him.
Those passers-by, passers-by aunts, and passers-by all nodded hurriedly.
Looking at everyone's nods, Chu Nan finally breathed a sigh of relief, he turned his head to the fortune teller and said, "Old man, do you say that I still have a bloody disaster today?"
"Yes, the young master still has a bloody disaster, and it is inevitable that it will ......"
Before the fortune teller could speak, Chu Nan picked up the brick in his hand, and slammed the old man who told fortunes, whether it was his backbone or his brain.
"Ouch, ouch......"
In a fierce hammer, the wrinkles on the fortune teller's skull were only smoothed out, and the rickety waist rod was also hammered upright.
And Chu Nan, at this time, because he beat the old man too hard just now, even if he used the tendons, bones, and even the strength to eat milk, but with so much strength, Chu Nan made his back ache and his hands and feet numb, and he looked more like a bad old man.
Even Chu Nan's right hand holding the brick couldn't help but tremble, he looked at the fortune-telling old man with a strange gaze, and then said in an extremely sad voice: "Old man, why are your bones so hard, you actually look younger and younger when I beat it with bricks, even the wrinkles on the skull are a lot less?"
The old fortune teller just smiled slightly, and then he stretched out his old right hand and stroked his beard, and said, "I said that Gongzi is my noble person today, but Gongzi's bloody disaster today is inevitable." ”
Hearing about the blood-light disaster, Chu Nan drew the long sword that Xiao Si was carrying on his back next to him, and then put the snow-bright long sword on the fortune teller's neck, and said: "Old man, you have practiced qigong for two years, and your body is strong-boned, and Young Master Ben doesn't care about you, now, Young Master Ben asks again, is there a bloody disaster today." ”
"Yes, there must be a blood-light disaster. The fortune teller was very sure.
"Haoshuang, even if it's a fortune teller, after practicing qigong for a few years, it's so individual, this young master just likes such a personality old man, I'm in a good mood today, I'm too lazy to worry about you today, ah Fu go." Chu Nan put away the long sword, then glanced at Xiao Si beside him, and continued to walk forward.
"Ouch. ”
While walking, Chu Nan had beaten the old man violently just now, so he was limping around with a sore back and back......