Chapter 7: A False Alarm
The city lord looked at the finished statue, he was very satisfied, he slowly raised his big hand, and said to the fifty or so subordinates next to him: "Now start to smoke and hold a summoning ceremony." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Under the order of the city lord, these twenty subordinates suddenly carried a large golden cigarette stick on their shoulders and climbed towards the thousand-zhang sculpture.
The big golden cigarette stick looks even more dazzling under the sun's rays.
While more than fifty servants were carrying the huge cigarette stick, they were crawling and rolling, and at last, they came to the sculpture, and put the cigarette stick in the mouth of the sculpture.
The lord of the city looked at the huge sculpture and said to the workers standing on the sculpture, "Light a cigarette." ”
One of the leaders of the workers reached from his waist, took out a match, and lit the tobacco of the golden cigarette butt in the mouth of the huge sculpture.
At one point, there was a curling green smoke rising into the air.
After lighting a cigarette, all the workers respectfully climbed down from the sculpture.
When everyone looked at the sculpture, they looked at it with a very respectful look.
The city lord looked at Ah Fu next to him, and then said, "You read it right, that immortal is what this sculpture looks like?"
Ah Fu hurriedly nodded and said: "Yes, yes, yes, that's what it looks like, whether it is the appearance or the eyes, this sculpture has been carved to life." ”
After receiving Ah Fu's confirmation, the city lord said to everyone: "Now all the people bow down to this sculpture." ”
As he spoke, the city lord's body knelt down first.
Seeing the city lord kneeling down on this sculpture, everyone also knelt down quickly, including the city lord's wife and Ah Fu.
"Great immortal, we have offered you delicious tobacco, and as you watch it rise, manifest yourself. ”
"Tall and mighty immortal, for the sake of the city lord's use of gold to build a golden body for you, you can say something. ”
"Handsome and dashing immortals, I beg you to manifest your spirits. ”......
At this moment, everyone is kowtowing to this immortal, and they kowtow so loudly that even if it is a few people, there is blood on their heads.
Although they all had blood on their brains, they were not so sincere, because they had received a lot of silver taels from the city lord, so even if they were acting, they had to act sincerely.
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At this time, Dai Ke was stepping on the long sword and was carrying Chu Nan all the way forward.
"Ahh
The had been walking forward with his sword, but he had inexplicably sneezed a few times, which almost caused him to roll off the sword.
Chu Nan had curiosity in his eyes, and couldn't help but ask cautiously, "Deacon Dai, are you okay?"
Dai Ke stabilized his figure, and then said: "It's okay, someone has incense for me now, but the smell of this incense is too bad, I don't know why, I'm still allergic to this incense, if I smell this incense again, I guess I'll be on my feet." ”
As he spoke, he closed his eyes.
The moment he closed his eyes, the sword flying towards him suddenly stopped.
Chu Nan didn't dare to move on the long sword that he paused, he could only sit up on the long sword in boredom, his hands kept stroking the long sword, and then muttered: "Good sword, good sword, when this sword flies, it is simply a high-end atmosphere and grade, if there is a Japanese young man who can also have such a sword, he will definitely have to swim all over the world, by the way, it is best to hug a beautiful woman in each hand, so that it is interesting to enjoy the mountains and rivers of the world." ”
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In Fengyan City, in the midst of everyone's continuous kowtowing, the thousand-foot-sized sculpture actually trembled.
The earth shakes when I tremble.
"Who actually shoved a broken cigarette stick into my mouth, and the most annoying thing in my life is that people stuff things in my mouth. As he spoke, the sculpture spat out the golden cigarette stick in his mouth.
Rumble!
The golden cigarette stick fell towards the ground, smashing a large hole in the ground.
Seeing the sculpture speak, whether it was the city lord, the city lord's wife, Ah Fu or many people, they all hurriedly shuddered.
The city lord barely stabilized his mind, then looked at the golden giant and said: "Immortal, the little one is a small city lord in this Fengyan City, I don't know where the immortal took my son, my city lord is just such a son, I am counting on him to inherit the lineage, the immortal took my son with me, and I don't know when he will be able to come back." ”
As he spoke, the city lord's old face, which was almost in his fifties, looked extremely sad.
Even the city lord's wife hurriedly said: "If the immortals want treasures or something, as long as it is from Fengyan City, the immortals can take it as much as they want, but please return my son to me." ”
As she spoke, the city lord's wife quickly took off all the gold and silver jewelry on her body and put them on the ground.
The sculpture looked at everyone, looked at the city lord and the city lord's wife, there was a sudden look in his eyes, and then said: "It turned out to be Chu Nan's kid's father and mother, it's okay, it's okay, you can rest assured, this immortal took that kid to give him a big chance." ”
The city lord hurriedly said, "What big opportunity?"
Seeing that the city lord and the city lord's wife were so verbose, there was obvious impatience in the sculpture's eyes, and then said: "Don't talk nonsense with Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu said that it is a big opportunity, it is a big opportunity, if you ask again, ask again, Lao Tzu will slaughter the people of Fengyan City, whether they are men, women, young or old, believe it or not." ”
Everyone didn't expect this immortal's temper to be so hot, and when cold sweat continued to break out on their foreheads, they all looked at the city lord and the city lord's wife.
The city lord hurriedly nodded while kneeling and said, "Yes, immortal, everything is according to what the immortal said, we won't ask again, we won't ask again." ”
The city lord's wife also hurriedly kowtowed while kneeling and said, "Yes, immortal, as long as you confirm that my son is okay, we won't ask again, I hope you don't slaughter the city." ”
The sculpture nodded with satisfaction, and then said: "That's right, okay, warn you, don't get a cigarette stick in my sculpture again, I hate the smell of smoking, if I smell this nasty smoke next time, I don't bother to speak, and I will slaughter the entire Fengyan City." ”
The city lord hurriedly kowtowed and said, "Yes, yes, yes, next time we won't make any more cigarettes for the immortals to smoke, no, no." ”
"No, not next time. ”......
Many of the subordinates are trembling in kowtow.
The sculpture nodded in satisfaction, and then regained its composure.
Seeing that the sculpture no longer spoke, everyone couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
The city lord also wiped the sweat stains on his forehead with his right hand and looked at the city lord's wife, and said, "Madam, although the atmosphere is tense and dangerous, it's good to make sure Nan'er is okay." ”