Yuejiang High School Senior 2 Class 1. Pens, fun, and pavilions www.biquge.info recess.

Yan Long suddenly felt a wave of dizziness hit him, during this period of time, he often had nightmares at night, and even sometimes when he was napping in class during the day, he would dream of a sky full of monsters, gods and demons, which disturbed him unrest and pain.

Some classmates saw him with yellow muscles and thin muscles and blank eyes, and they were very "heartbroken", and often "kindly" persuaded him: "Yan Long, pay attention to your body, don't watch too many pieces of Okita apricot pear." ”

Yan Long has always been very disdainful of the "advice" of this class of similar beasts, although his eyes were dazed and his body was weak, Yan Long still lay on the table and used his mobile phone to send WeChat to the school flower Long Yuyan.

"Hey, Yan Long, I'm making yellow jokes to Long Yuyan again!" Suddenly, someone came over and patted him on the shoulder vigorously, so frightened that he dropped his phone on the desk.

Yan Long looked up, and what caught his eye was Ma Li's body that seemed too plump, so he rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Die! Don't hinder me from flirting with my sister." ”

Ma Li looks very good, but the size is not quite right, it is big where it should be big, and it is bigger where it shouldn't be, which makes her look like an inflatable version of Sophie Marceau.

She and Yan Long are classmates and "good friends", except for bathing and sleeping, they are usually tired of being together a lot of the time.

Yan Long is quite handsome, with a delicate face, slender limbs, a toned body, and a hint of a mocking smile at the corner of his mouth. It stands to reason that in this era of looking at faces, school grass like him is quite popular with girls.

However, he is very poor, sometimes he eats the last meal but does not eat the next meal, plus the brain is a little two, and when he is close to the sister paper, he often explodes some obscene "fine sentences", so there is no reason.

"Hey, last time I helped you send Long Yuyan's WeChat, did she reply?" Ma Li asked with a smile.

Yan Long squinted at Ma Li's fat face and said coldly: "Back, she replied with three words!"

"Did she reply, 'I love you?!'" Ma Li said, pretending to be surprised.

"Love your sister, she said I was a 'nasty embryo'" Yan Long yelled loudly at Ma Li.

"Hahaha!" Ma Li laughed and pointed at Yan Long, "Is it that serious?"

Yan Long said with a bitter face: "Why did you send her a picture of a licking a banana?! I explained to her for a long time that I was not a nymphomaniac, and she ignored me. This is the last WeChat call I sent to her, and I hope it will be successful!"

As Yan Long spoke, he sent a large number of edited words to Long Yuyan.

Ma Li asked sourly, "What did you send to her now?"

"I asked her to go to the movies tonight. And I want to solemnly apologize to her. Yan Long said with a grin.

"You're really first-class brain-dead, what girl would go to the movies alone with someone she doesn't like!" Ma Li mercilessly ridiculed Yan Long.

Yan Long rolled his eyes and said, "How do you know she doesn't like me?!"

Ma Li's face was full of black lines in an instant, and she said, "Brother, as long as you are not stupid and crazy, you can see it!, okay? She can't like you!!"

"Life is full of possibilities. Alas, forget it, I don't want to quarrel with an ignorant person like you, which would damage my identity. Yan Long put his hands behind his head and held his head, already fantasizing about the good times with Long Yuyan.

"Ding" WeChat rang. Yan Long hurriedly looked at the phone screen-

It is Long Yuyan's WeChat.

There is only one word on it, and the number of words is two less than the last one.

"Get out!"

"Hahaha. Ma Li patted Yan Long's shoulder desperately, laughed breathlessly and said, "Long Yuyan is really funny, she is such a gentle person is probably about to be mad by you, so she will talk like this!"

Yan Long held his head in pain, but after three seconds, he immediately raised his head and asked Ma Li: "But my movie tickets have been taken out, and I can't refund them." If she doesn't go, it's a waste, what should I do?"

Ma Li said to him sympathetically: "I'll go with you, who called me your horse?"

"Stop, stop, don't you want to take my 'chastity' while my feelings are empty?" Yan Long said with his hands on his chest.

Ma Li smiled and said, "Okay, okay, what's the big deal about falling out of love, just let it fart!"

"Okay, I'm going to go to court, you kneel down!" Hearing the class bell, Yan Long waved his hand domineeringly at Ma Li, meaning to tell her to get out.

Ma Li threw a wink at Yan Long and said with a smile: "The emperor is auspicious, the concubine is responsible for buying snacks at night, waiting for you to turn over the brand!"

"Hmm!" Yan Long replied listlessly.

At the end of the day's class, Yan Long even wanted to die, because the head teacher spent half a class time making crazy cynicism about his "despicable" test results, and the words ***** would be harmonized were used many times in his words.

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The movie at night is very boring, that is, the screen is full of handsome men and beautiful women talking about love, fooling around everywhere, and in the end I don't know what to do, but Ma Li is very happy to watch it, and laughs all the time.

In order not to fall asleep, and to accompany her, Yan Long began to eat snacks and soda constantly, and by the time the movie ended, he had already eaten.

Yan Long hiccups all the way, his stomach swelled very uncomfortably, and finally he simply vomited, until he vomited yellow bile water, he still felt sick to his stomach.

Ma Li patted him on the back and said with a smile, "You... You're not pregnant, are you?"

Hearing this nonsense, Yan Long couldn't cry or laugh, so he could only say apologetically: "Ma Li, it seems that I am going to be poisoned by you." I can't accompany you to eat the night, I'm going back first. ”

Although Ma Li wanted to "escort" Yan Long back, Yan Long still sternly refused, he knew what Ma Li's idea was, although he was a shameless person, but there was still a bottom line, that is, a good rabbit would not eat the grass next to the nest, especially the "greasy" grass like Ma Li.

Yan Long's residence is a rented and dilapidated apartment, because of the remoteness and the fact that several residents have died in the apartment, the rent is very cheap.

He was raised by his grandfather after his parents died when he was a child, but unfortunately, even his grandfather died two years ago, and a distant uncle who was doing business in other places became his guardian, and this uncle had little time to take care of him except for sending him some money every month.

Yan Long's stomach became more and more uncomfortable, and after he opened the apartment door, he immediately rushed into the toilet.

After a tumbling spit, Yan Long struggled to crawl from the toilet back to the center of the apartment like an eel about to dehydrate, and sat on the cold hard floor panting.

"Is it that you have been eating these days? Why is your stomach so uncomfortable? It can't be that Lao Zhangtou's skewers are not fresh, right?! No, I haven't had any money these days, and I haven't eaten for a long time!" Yan Long had no clue about his vomiting symptoms, so he kept muttering.

For a single dog, his room is very large, as wide as a graveyard.

After the bed is placed in the bedroom, there is a large open space, and Yan Long usually exercises equipment in this open space, exercises his body, and shapes his chest muscles, abdominal muscles, and leg muscles...... and all kinds of "muscles" in other places, according to him: when picking up girls, if the money is not enough, you can only rely on the flesh to make up.

Now he relaxed his limbs and collapsed on the ground, panting for air. The moonlight from the balcony filters in through the floor-to-ceiling glass, giving the room a chilled atmosphere.

Yan Long rubbed his stomach and looked at it...... Then his hairs began to stand upside down, his pupils began to dilate, and his facial muscles began to contract, and then he let out a roar that he had never let out before: "I'm going to you KFC, won't you, I actually told Ma Li that I was right?!I'm really pregnant???!!!!"

Under the moonlight, I saw Yan Long's abdomen swelling bigger and bigger with his roar......