210.Chapter 210 Chapter 0210: The Skinny Monkey is loyal to me
"Yes. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info" The female hang-necked ghost urged: "The security guard who patrols the night is here, you two go quickly." I'll tell you: run northeast, there is a gap in the wall there, and it's easy to climb over. ”
I said to the thin monkey, "Hurry up and put this fake urn in the tomb, and then restore the lid to its original state, so that no one can see the flaw." ”
The thin monkey finished it neatly, and he said, "Brother Zhang, it's over, no one can see that someone has moved the tomb." ”
I said goodbye to the female hanger, turned to the thin monkey and said, "Just sprinkle in the direction that the little jujube said." ”
At this moment, I have seven points of favor and three points of pity for the female hanger. Alas, a good girl actually embarked on the road of martyrdom, I thought to myself: If I found the ashes of that old man Bowen, I would steal his ashes and bury them with the ashes of Xiao Zao, and fulfill their wishes.
Yes, if the martyred men and women could not be buried together, wouldn't they be martyred in vain?
I didn't have to run a few steps with the skinny monkey before we were spotted by the security guards who were patrolling the night.
Five or six pillars of light shone together.
"Stop!" several voices shouted in unison.
"Run. I said to the skinny monkey.
We ran northeast, and as I ran, I grabbed soybeans from my pocket and threw them behind me.
The soybeans fell to the ground and made a crackling sound, like rain.
"Stop, run, you're welcome. The security guard shouted majestically.
I thought to myself, "If you have a gun, you can't do it?" Hmph! If you don't have a gun, you just stare at it.
"Ouch!" a voice cried. Then there was a "snap". I know that one of the security guards slipped on a soybean.
"Oh!" another shout.
Behind him, there were "crackling" and "poof" sounds one after another. It seems that several of the security guards have fallen.
I thought to myself: Fortunately, the old Taoist priest gave me this good idea, otherwise, I would have been arrested.
After a while, the skinny monkey and I ran to the wall, and when we looked, there was a gap.
"Brother Zhang, fortunately you didn't offend the female hanger, she showed us a way to live, otherwise, we would have been caught in the urn tonight. The thin monkey glanced behind him and asked curiously, "Where did all those security guards go, why haven't you seen any of them?"
"Thin monkey, we are not turtles, and this cemetery is not an urn. Those security guards, I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep tonight. I said leisurely.
"Brother Zhang, why can't the security guard sleep?" the thin monkey looked dazed.
"All of them have bruised noses and swollen faces, you say, can you sleep?" I said with a grin.
"Brother Zhang, do you want to use a spell, with a wave of your hand, those security guards will fall to the ground with a crack?" asked the thin monkey in surprise.
"Haha... You're about the same. However, with a wave of my hand, I spilled the soybeans, and then, when the security guard stepped on the soybeans, they crackled and fell to the ground. "I grabbed a handful of soybeans and showed the skinny monkey a look.
"Brother Zhang, you still have this hand, it's really a fairy idea. The thin monkey immediately admired me so much that he threw himself to the ground.
"Skinny monkey, let me tell you, it's just a small trick for carving insects. I said modestly. I wanted to raise my prestige in front of the thin monkey, so I didn't tell him that it was an idea from the old Taoist priest.
"Hee-hee... It's so interesting. Brother Zhang, you are not only brave, but also resourceful. Hmph! Compared to Brother Gu, it is a heaven and an underground. Brother Zhang, I'm going to follow you in my life. The thin monkey patted his chest and said, "My thin monkey will not change his mind about your brother Zhang's dry stones." ”
"Skinny Monkey, you are loyal, I know it in my heart. You follow me, and you don't worry about eating and drinking, and you don't worry about marrying a wife in the future. When I finish the big thing of Miao Siyu's resurrection of the corpse, I will marry a daughter-in-law for you. I made a wish.
I thought about it, after I borrowed Miao Siyu's corpse to return the soul, I would give the thin monkey a sum of money and let him make a small deal. I found that Skinny Monkey is a very clever person and will be a good hand in business. A timid person like a thin monkey should not mix in the rivers and lakes.
However, before Miao Siyu borrowed the corpse to resurrect her soul, I still need a competent and reliable helper, and this helper must be the thin monkey. Because, the thin monkey is smart, his mouth is tight, and he is also very righteous.
"Brother Zhang, you have taken my daughter-in-law to heart, and you are more thoughtful than my own uncle, I am so touched. As he spoke, the thin monkey whimpered.
"Thin monkey, don't get excited, I'm just drawing you a cake, and you won't be able to eat this cake for a while. Let me tell you this, when I get married to Miao Siyu, when will I give you Zhang Luo to marry a daughter-in-law. What about me, now it's your eldest brother, if the eldest brother doesn't marry a daughter-in-law, it won't be the turn of the younger brother, you understand this reason, right?"
"Brother Zhang, I understand, I understand it too well. In our country, when the brothers want to marry their wives, they all start with the eldest and must not be out of order. The skinny monkey said happily.
"Skinny monkey, what I mean by this is: we have to find a way to let Miao Siyu borrow the corpse to return to her soul as soon as possible, once she returns to the yang world, as soon as the eldest brother and her get married, it will be your turn immediately. When the time comes, your house, your car, your job, including your daughter-in-law, will all be on me. "I put a spell on the skinny monkey and made him understand a truth: if you want to have a happy life, you have to work for me first.
I know: On the road to resurrecting Miao Siyu's soul, there will be countless difficulties and obstacles, and Thin Monkey and I have to show our desperate spirit.
"Big brother, I understand what you mean, in order to let my sister-in-law tie the knot with you as soon as possible, my skinny monkey will die and there will be no complaints. The skinny monkey made a firm statement.
"Skinny monkey, I won't let you die easily, because I won't build my happiness on your pain. However, I do have a hard time predicting what will happen. Let's take tonight as an example, if you are caught by the security guards and everyone gets all the stolen goods, then you can't run away from prison for one or two years. In the future, there will be risks like this, so you need to be prepared. "I gave the Skinny Monkey an answer.
"Brother Zhang, I know, isn't it just to be beaten, imprisoned, and sent to death? Skinny Monkey said excitedly.
"Okay, Skinny Monkey, with your words, I'm relieved. However, I will not let you go on an adventure casually, and even if it does, I will be with you. "I also took a stand.
Skinny Monkey is a hard-working child, only twenty-two years old this year, and the road of life has just begun. Naturally, I couldn't bear to let him die for me. But I really can't predict what will happen.
Recently, there have been too many tragedies, I killed Miao Siyu, and Lao Xu Tou died while visiting the grave. I always felt that the shadow of death was hovering around me.