Bai Yutang - studied under Lu Ban and usually likes to play some organs, so he became the first fierce general of Chang'e in one fell swoop in the thousands of immortal classes.

Height...... About 'eight feet'. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Weight ....... this is not important.

Age...... Anyway, it's very big, and I've already cultivated into an immortal, so you say it's not big.

Today, I received a 'secret mission' arranged by Fairy Chang'e.,Anyway、About、Sigh、It seems that I will receive this task at this time every day.。 That is-to prevent Zhu Bajie from coming to peek at his sister Chang'e taking a bath.

Early in the morning, Bai Yutang laid out the 'heaven and earth net' inside and outside the fence of the Guanghan Palace, and at this moment he was sitting in the pavilion of the Guanghan Palace, blowing a small breeze, admiring the grass, waiting for Zhu Bajie's 'self-throwing net'.

No, Zhu Bajie is more punctual than Chang'e, and Bai Yutang has already discovered Zhu Bajie who is 'breaking through' at this time.

The trap covered by the pitcher plant, the 'Dark Abyss', has been easily crossed by Zhu Bajie's triple jump.

"Looks like we're going to have to dig another one. The white jade hall in the pavilion said gracefully.

This 'dark abyss' was dug up as early as when Bai Yutang received the task for the first time, and Zhu Bajie was also caught off guard, and his huge body fell directly into the mud in the pit, which really made this 'well-dressed' Marshal Tianpeng live the days of being a pig in the pigsty again.

Zhu Bajie is not stupid, and this trap only pit him once, but later Bai Yutang upgraded it twice, the first time was called the 'Enhanced Version of the Dark Abyss', and the other is the current 'Enhanced Version of the Dark Abyss'. Every time after the enhancement, you can see Zhu Bajie crawling out of the mud with an angry face again, and he has tried and tested.

Along the way, Zhu Bajie crossed the 'ghost gate' at the door of the fence, the 'ten thousand arrows' inside the fence, and the extremely vicious and highly harmful 'closing the door and letting the dog'.

"Well, it doesn't seem like it's been closed yet, but with my friendly relationship with that greedy whistling dog, I guess it shouldn't be a problem to let it go for two days. ”

Bai Yutang carefully planned the future Guanghan Palace, wanting to build an impregnable fortress. In this fortress, only Bai Yutang and his two beautiful and moving sisters, Chang'e and Yutu, have lived a life that the gods have to envy since then, and they are all beautiful to think about.......

At this time, there are 'immortals' to ask, why doesn't Zhu Bajie use immortal arts, with his many years of Taoism, he is still afraid of this trap?

"You're stupid! peeking at the first beauty of Heavenly Court taking a bath, you don't think it's a big deal, don't you keep a low profile, is it possible that you will be discovered by the Jade Emperor and thrown into the world again?" Bai Yutang patiently and meticulously explained the question of the 'immortal'.

In the blink of an eye when Bai Yutang answered the question, Zhu Bajie had already come to the back window of the bathroom of Guanghan Palace, as long as he pierced the thin layer of window paper on the window, the jade body of Fairy Chang'e would bloom in front of Zhu Bajie.

When it was too late, Zhu Bajie couldn't wait to stretch out his dirty 'salty pig hand', and cautiously stretched out to the window, and the nosebleed on his face had already flowed down his upper lip. Bai Yutang guessed that it must be that the food in Heavenly Court was too good, but unfortunately he couldn't eat it, Sister Chang'e had long since stopped fainting, and Sister Yutu only liked to eat her carrots.

It's not close. I don't know if it was because of the short hand or the wrong distance estimation, the 'salty pig hand' was only ten centimeters away from the thin layer of window paper. This is also the closest he has come to the bathroom of Guanghan Palace since he came back from learning the scriptures. After Zhu Bajie calmed down his excitement, he mustered up the courage to step with his right foot.

"Why isn't that hateful Bai Yutang here today?" Zhu Bajie thought to himself when he took the last step.

In the past 18 million days, Zhu Bajie has become accustomed to Bai Yutang coming to block his 'good deeds' every time, and every time he returns in vain, he always has to chase Bai Yutang all over the sky. However, a pig is a pig, even if he becomes a 'Marshal of Tianpeng', he can't change his essence.

Sometimes, Zhu Bajie already remembered whether he came to peek at Chang'e, or came to Bai Yutang to find 'abuse'. Regardless of whether Bai Yutang is straight or not, anyway, Zhu Bajie's heart can't erase the 'scheming' and slightly handsome Bai Yutang.

At this time, Bai Yutang, who was sitting on the chair in the pavilion and tasting the 'Blue Moon Fragrance' sent by Taishang Laojun to Chang'e, had his ears burning inexplicably.

asked in a low voice, "Who is thinking about me!Sister Yutu or Sister Chang'e?" Thinking of this, Bai Yutang's cheeks flushed slightly.

Looking at Zhu Bajie, who was about to succeed, Bai Yutang closed his eyes and covered his ears with his hands.

"Ah......h

In the next second, a pig-killing scream came out from the back of the bathroom, resounding throughout the Guanghan Palace, even Bai Yutang, who was covering his ears, felt that his head was a little swollen, but he was used to it, and this time it was better than the first time.

"Stinky rascals. ”

Chang'e in the bathroom let out a coquettish sound. There was less anger in the words, and more smiles, Chang'e knew that Bai Yutang had succeeded, and he had never disappointed her.

The window behind the bathroom also suddenly opened at this time, and Zhu Bajie couldn't help but peek at the severe pain, but he saw that there were clouds and mist inside, and he didn't imagine Chang'e's fascinating appearance.

After that, the 'fog' in the bathroom quickly hit Zhu Bajie, and when he got closer, he found that it was not a simple fog at all, there was a silk scarf inside, revealing a unique aroma, but Zhu Bajie knew that it was not a good guy, and it was not less than 18 million days.

"Bang", "bong", "boom".

Zhu Bajie, who didn't have time to escape, was instantly knocked away by the silk scarf, smashed the fence of the Guanghan Palace, and then crashed into a big tree, and the big tree fell down in response to the sound, making a rumbling sound. Wu Gang, who was cutting down a tree next to him, was taken aback.

"Old pig, I admire your courage, but I have been cutting down this tree for thousands of years, and I finally found a good angle, don't you know that you can see Chang'e drinking afternoon tea here? Wu Gang scolded Zhu Bajie lying next to the tree with an angry face.

"Hmph. ”

Zhu Bajie ignored this uncle who only knew how to cut trees, snorted coldly, and used his immortal magic to take down the 'pig trap' under his feet.

"Abominable Bai Yutang, I'm going to kill you. Zhu Bajie looked at Bai Yutang, who was holding a teacup under the pavilion of Guanghan Palace, and roared angrily.

After speaking, he limped towards Bai Yutang, wanting to clean up this Bai Yutang, who had ruined his good deeds tens of millions of times.

Bai Yutang put down the teacup unhurriedly, and ran after planning the route in his heart.

At this time, there is another 'immortal' to ask, why don't you fight, what are you afraid of Zhu Bajie doing?

"Hmph, how can I, the number one fierce general of the Guanghan Palace, be like a pig?" Bai Yutang replied simply and clearly.

But is that really the case? Not really!

As Marshal Tianpeng, how could Zhu Bajie be beaten by a little immortal who can only do tricks, even if he is the first fierce general under Chang'e.......

In fact, it's just a little bit more powerful than the Jade Rabbit.......

"Remember to fix the fence. ”

When the galloping Zhu Bajie passed by the Guanghan Palace, Chang'e said. Chang'e is not afraid that this pig will chase Bai Yutang, if she wants to catch up with Bai Yutang, I am afraid that this pig will have to borrow somersault clouds from Sun Wukong, but unfortunately Zhu Bajie does not dare.

What's more, this white jade hall also has bones brought up from the mortal world that have been secretly made by the immortal law. If Zhu Bajie's head hadn't been pumped, this time it would be the same as before, in the case of fruitless pursuit, 'each go back to his own home, each find his own sister'.

Hehe, Zhu Bajie doesn't seem to have any sisters.

Bai Yutang didn't run too far, he ran back and forth around Guanghan Palace, keeping a short distance from Zhu Bajie to prevent this lazy pig from losing interest. If that's the case, every day will be too boring, and the daily activity in this Heavenly Court White Jade Hall is just this one-walking pigs.

After a while, Zhu Bajie couldn't drag his fat body, although he had the support of mana, he was tired and sweaty.

"Wu Gang, kill this Bai Yutang with me. Zhu Bajie gasped and shouted Wu Gang.

"Why?" asked Wu Gang, who was a little wooden.

"In this case, no one can stop you, you can even go to the Guanghan Palace to cut down trees, and the rest, you know. Zhu Bajie hinted.

However, Wu Gang didn't seem to pay attention to Zhu Bajie's meaning, and Zhu Bajie continued to chase after him to no avail, and he found that Bai Yutang was actually resting in front, and he was angry.

"Good. ”

When Zhu Bajie chased after him five more times, he finally waited for this sentence, and Wu Gang, who understood it, joined Zhu Bajie's camp, and the two of them began to chase and intercept Bai Yutang.

The Guanghan Palace was not big, and the two of them chased and intercepted it, so that Bai Yutang had to abandon this place and start running towards the vast heavenly court.

"Anyway, if you're idle, it's better to play with you for a while."

......

"Laojun, if you don't do alchemy, what are you doing here. Bai Yutang asked when he passed by the Da Luo Tian Bajing Palace.

"I'm waiting for Jigong to come and play chess, I don't know why I don't come. Taishang Laojun said with a melancholy face, obviously a little dissatisfied with Jigong's unpunctual habits, but the opponent of Heavenly Court is difficult to find.

"Xiaobai, where are you going? Do you go to the Weaver Girl to get fabric for Chang'e?"

"Bule, I haven't used up what I took last time, I'm a pig. ”

"Where is there a pig in heaven? There is a dog." Taishang Laojun pondered.

But it didn't take long for Taishang Laojun to know what kind of pig Bai Yutang was talking about.

Just when Zhu Bajie and Wu Gang ran in front of him, Taishang Laojun opened his mouth wide and said in surprise: "Sanqing is above, that's not a pig!"

......

"Heavenly soldiers, it's a good thing!" When passing by the South Heavenly Gate, Bai Yutang greeted the two guards who were working hard to guard the gate of the Heavenly Court.

"Yes, you have to work for the public family with the official meal!" said a heavenly soldier with righteous words and a slight grievance.

"How can you compare with Brother Bai, live in that Guanghan Palace, and sit on the two beauties of Heavenly Court!haha!" Another Heavenly Soldier, who looked a little dishonest, said jokingly.

Bai Yutang smiled and said, "Brother Tai, this is ........"

Bai left first. Not daring to talk to these two heavenly soldiers too much, looking at the two people chasing after him, Bai Yutang ran again!

Seeing that Bai Yutang was leaving, the upright heavenly soldier stretched out his hand to stop him: "Brother Bai, go down to ask for the Jade Emperor's hand." ”

However, it seemed to be too late, Bai Yutang had already rushed through the South Heavenly Gate, and he was a little dazed when he heard the words of the Heavenly Soldier at this moment.

"Why do you want a handword, I don't go down to earth!"

"How could they think I'm going to go down?"

Countless questions sounded from Bai Yutang's mind, and in the next second, with the high-speed fall, Bai Yutang finally understood the words of the Heavenly Soldier.