Chapter 4 Are You an Empowerment or an Enema?
Chapter 4: Are You an Empowerment or an Enema?
"You, you, you......" Liang Xi held chopsticks in his hand and held a chicken wing and kept shaking, looking as if the chicken wing was about to spread its wings and fly, "How do you know that I want to use the golden toilet?
Even if they weren't immortal cultivators, Liang Xi still knew that the strength of cultivators was judged by the amount of their own true power.
An ordinary master can almost turn the river and the sea with a hundred years of true power, and this 10,000-year true power can not poke a hole in the sky?
Yuwen Qingyang took advantage of this kung fu to look at Liang Xi, nodded slightly, and said to himself: "Good conduct, except for greed for money." ”
Liang Xi rolled his eyes when he heard this, are you praising me or hurting me. A gentleman is greedy for money, and there is a way to steal, this is what the sage said.
"It is beneficial and harmless for you to join the Tianling Sect, with my help, it can be said that it is easy for you to pass the test, what are you hesitating about?" Yuwen Qingyang instigated Liang Xi, and that tone and demeanor were no different from those who sold strong pills in Liang Xi's eyes.
However, Liang Xi himself is also very excited, cultivating immortals, I don't know how many people can't go if they want to, and it is also the largest sect in Chu State, Tianlingmen.
However, Liang Xi glanced at Yuwen Qingyang suspiciously, pouted, and said, "You can't have some ulterior motives, right?"
To Liang Xi's surprise, Yuwen Qingyang actually nodded.
"What do you want to do!" Liang Xi's back head broke out in a cold sweat, he actually admitted it so openly, conspiracy, there is definitely a conspiracy!
"Heaven must not be divulged. Yuwen Qingyang waved his hand, "You have to believe that I will not harm you, you have at least saved my life, and besides, let you enter the Heavenly Spirit Gate, you may-" Speaking of this, he stopped talking and smiled mysteriously.
"I will never listen to you if you don't make it clear, I am a young man with three loves, and I can't ruin my good reputation for my own selfish interests. ”
Seeing Liang Xi's righteous and awe-inspiring appearance, Yuwen Qingyang smiled slightly and nodded: "Actually, what I admire you most is - you are thick-skinned and shameless enough, by the way, which three loves?"
"That's right. Liang Xi touched his face and sat down, and said very shyly, "These problems are just like my handsomeness and intelligence, I was born with them, and I have always tried to get rid of them, but I can't do anything about them." The three loves are to love silver, love life, and love beauty. ”
"Poof. Yuwen Qingyang just drank the water in his mouth and squirted out all at once, raised his head and wiped his mouth with his sleeve with a look of crying and laughing, "You kid, don't look at yourself in the mirror-"
"Actually, I wake up every morning and look in the mirror of incense time. Liang Xi said shyly.
Yuwen Qingyang's luck bombarded him at this time, and his heart was gone.
Once again, he explained the benefits of getting ten thousand years of true power and joining the Heavenly Spirit Gate, and Liang Xicai reluctantly agreed.
Yuwen Qingyang wiped the sweat on his head and was extremely depressed, he didn't know how many people coveted his true power, but the kid still didn't seem to appreciate it at all.
"Now you're going to pass on all your skills to me?" Seeing Yuwen Qingyang slowly sit down, Liang Xi also sat cross-legged on the ground and asked.
Yuwen Qingyang nodded: "Don't forget what I told you before." ”
"I know, I know. Liang Xi smiled and nodded again and again, "I won't do bad things, if you don't believe me, you can engrave the words 'honest duty' on my back or inner thighs." ”
Yuwen Qingyang no longer bothered him, and Liang Xi closed his mouth in amusement.
Because it was the first time he was taught by a cultivator, Liang Xi was also a little apprehensive in his heart, his eyes did not close, but squinted slightly at Yuwen Qingyang's movements.
Suddenly, Yuwen Qingyang's body emitted a Dao of white light, and these lights slowly wrapped him in it like a silkworm cocoon, and Yuwen Qingyang's face gradually blurred as the white light became more and more abundant.
"Hey, old boy, what are you doing?" Liang Xi had never seen this kind of scene, he only felt that his breathing suddenly became difficult, his chest seemed to be pressed against a boulder, and when he reacted, his limbs couldn't move, and his eyes couldn't roll, so he could only watch in horror as those bundles of white light that seemed to be octopus tentacles stretched out from behind Yuwen Qingyang, and then wrapped around his body.
After being entangled in the white light, Liang Xi's body was slowly lying flat and hanging in the air, and the white light was like a silk quilt starting from his feet and gradually covering his whole body.
When his consciousness was gradually blurred, Liang Xi seemed to hear Yuwen Qingyang say the word "empowerment".
"Empowerment-" These two words were repeated in his mind, and Liang Xi only felt a sharp pain all over his body, tearing his skin and bones, and completely lost his intuition with a buzz in his head.
At this moment, the air in the room seemed to have stopped flowing, and there was no sound at all, Yuwen Qingyang and Liang Xi were both suspended in the air, and both of them were covered with a layer of white light.
The bodies of the two were connected by several beams of white light, and if you looked closely, you would find that the white light was pouring from Yuwen Qingyang's body to Liang Xi's body like a surging river.
As time slowly passed, the white light on Yuwen Qingyang's body gradually dimmed, while the white light on Liang Xi's body began to shine more and more, and then slowly sucked into Liang Xi's body.
And as the white light was absorbed more and more, Liang Xi's body became extremely transparent, and the flow of bones, muscles, and even blood could be seen clearly, which looked particularly hideous and terrifying.
As the white light continued to be sucked into his body, Liang Xi's body was also changing.
The meridians of the whole body were recombined, and the structure of the bones also changed slightly, Liang Xi seemed to be steamed at this moment, and the whole body continued to steam out with white smoke, and beads of sweat rolled down on the ground to gather into a stream.
When the white light was sucked into his body, a thumb-sized seven-colored glow began to flow down his body from the top of his head, and it took half an hour to rotate each week, and it took seven turns before it stopped, and finally dissolved into Liang Xi's body.
Watching Liang Xi's body slowly fall to the ground, Yuwen Qingyang's face was already showing obvious fatigue, and his body swayed as if he would fall down if he was not careful.
Walking in front of Liang Xi, Yuwen Qingyang stretched out a finger to make a cut on the back of his hand, and then pasted the back of his bleeding hand to the inside of Liang Xi's left wrist.
The blood flowing from the back of Yuwen Qingyang's hand flowed onto Liang Xi's wrist as if it was alive, condensed into a pattern that was wide at the top and narrow at the bottom, and then printed on his skin like a tattoo.
"The magic weapon is also given to you. Yuwen Qingyang gasped for breath, his forehead was full of sweat, after passing on his hundred years of penance to Liang Xi, he was now very tired, and his eyelids were also so heavy that he was dying, which was a manifestation of extreme exhaustion.
"Ten thousand years of true power, and the earth-turning seal that can blast the immortals and Buddhas into slag, you kid can be regarded as lucky today. Yuwen Qingyang breathed for a while, his face recovered a little, and when he said this, he suddenly chuckled in his heart, stood up and walked in front of Liang Xi again.
"Piff is not guilty of his crimes, but I still can't let you attract too much attention, otherwise I will be taken advantage of by those small people, and my hard work will be in vain, and when the time comes, I will bring disaster to the rest of the worlds, then I will be a great sinner." ”
Yuwen Qingyang thought about it, untied Liang Xi's clothes, exposed his chest, and then bit his middle finger and drew a spell on his chest with blood, and the white light in his hand reappeared and squeezed the bloody spell into Liang Xi's body, Liang Xi showed a look of pain on his face, and then continued to be unconscious.
"That shouldn't be a problem. Yuwen Qingyang took a long breath, and the continuous spell made him very tired now.
After waiting for the time of the three incense sticks, Liang Xi finally woke up.
Seeing Liang Xi wake up, Yuwen Qingyang was about to talk to him with a smile, but Liang Xi jumped up from the ground with a whoosh, covering his stomach with one hand and his ass with the other.
Liang Xi's face turned from red to blue, "Didn't you say that you were an initiation, old boy, what did you do to Lao Tzu while I was asleep, it wouldn't be an enema! Otherwise, why would my stomach hurt so much now!"
"Wow, I can't stand it, I can't hold it back, I'm going to poop!" Liang Xi trembled all over his body and rushed the door, "Turn around and settle accounts with you!"
ps: There is another chapter in the evening, holding up the panties and begging for collections, begging for flowers, and begging for clicks. The coquettishness of the old teeth, the original brothers all understand, and the new friends will also understand.