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"Xiao Zhang, if you are in the cemetery of Xujiawan, then, immediately scatter it from the east side of the cemetery, the sooner the better, otherwise, you will soon be caught by the villagers, and the end will be very miserable. Uncle Xu said hurriedly.

"Okay, I got it. I hurriedly replied.

"Xiao Zhang, after you have come out of the east side of the cemetery, come to my house. Uncle Xu invited.

"Uncle Xu, it's so late, it's inconvenient. I declined.

"Xiao Zhang, let you come, you can come. After speaking, Uncle Xu hung up the phone.

I said to the old Taoist priest, "We have been discovered by the villagers, thinking that we are here to rob the tomb, so hurry up and scatter it." After speaking, I followed Uncle Xu's instructions and scattered it from the east end of the cemetery.

As soon as we left the cemetery, we saw dozens of villagers, lighting torches, dividing their troops into two directions, outflanking and rushing towards the cemetery.

I thought to myself: Fortunately, Uncle Xu reported to me in advance, otherwise, I am afraid it would be too late to run at this time. We are old, old and weak, where can we run strong villagers.

We touched the darkness and came to Uncle Xu's house.

Uncle Xu had been waiting at the gate for a long time, and when he saw us coming, he let us into the yard without a sound.

"Xiao Zhang, you went to the cemetery in the middle of the night, is it still for the grave of old Xu Tou?" Uncle Xu asked straight to the point.

I wiped the sweat from my forehead and said, "Thank you, if it weren't for you, I'm afraid I'd be being beaten right now." ”

"Xiao Zhang, don't forget, Xujiawan is a tomb robbery village. In this village, it is most taboo for others to steal our tomb. Think about it: Our ancestors robbed people's tombs for generations, and were they not afraid of retaliation from others? Therefore, the most heavily defended cemetery in Xujiawan is the cemetery. Uncle Xu said.

"Uncle Xu, I didn't see anyone sentry in the cemetery?" I asked, puzzled.

"Xiao Zhang, it's not people who are sentry, it's infrared. Every night, this infrared monitor will automatically turn on, and as soon as someone enters the cemetery, the alarm will be immediately called. There is an unwritten rule in Xujiawan: whenever there is a situation in the cemetery, young men over the age of 18 must move. Uncle Xu uncovered the mystery.

"Ahh This is the first time I have heard of an infrared anti-theft device installed in a village cemetery.

"Come in and sit. Uncle Xu let us into the house, and he said to his wife, "Go and order three bowls of noodles for the guests." ”

"Uncle Xu, don't bother, we're full. I excused myself.

The thin monkey touched his stomach, slurped, and posed as he wanted to eat noodles.

The old Taoist priest also winked at me, which clearly meant: I was already hungry.

"It's the middle of the night, and I'm frightened again, and there's no one who isn't hungry. Xiao Zhang, you're kind to me again. Uncle Xu said angrily.

"Hehe, it's so late, trouble Grandma Xu, I don't want to go. I said curtly.

"Isn't it just a bowl of noodles, and it's not a table of delicacies from the mountains and seas, what's the trouble. Uncle Xu said with a smile.

"Hee-hee......" I smiled dryly, and I agreed.

"Xiao Zhang, why are you here tonight?" Uncle Xu asked.

I glanced at the skinny monkey and stopped talking.

Uncle Xu understood and said to me, "Xiao Zhang, I have an antique, you can help me take a look." With that, he pulled me into the back room.

As soon as he entered the back room, Uncle Xu said, "Tonight, you come to the cemetery, it's too risky." If I am caught by the villagers, even if I come forward to intercede, I am afraid it will not work. Stealing Xujiawan's tomb is the most annoying thing for the villagers. Uncle Xu warned.

"Alas!" I sighed and told me the truth: "That old Xu Tou has always been against me. He didn't want my favorite female ghost to borrow the corpse to resurrect the soul, what about me, I sprinkled the blood of a black dog on his grave last time, and imprisoned the ghost of Lao Xu Tou. Now, he is dreaming of his cousin and niece, and wants to use the black cat to solve my law. Tonight, I came to move the grave of old Xu Tou, so that his yin soul could no longer come to the yang world. ”

"Oh. That's what happened. Uncle Xu asked suspiciously: "Why does Old Xu Tou want to prevent the female ghost from borrowing the corpse to return the soul?"

"Old Xu Tou wants his cousin and niece to marry me. I said angrily, "Old Xutou's cousin and niece are married, and his cousin's husband is an iron buddy who saved my life, you say, can I break them up?" I said indignantly.

"This old Xu Tou is really nosy. In the marriage of juniors, what do the elders do?" Uncle Xu said unevenly.

"yes. I was forced to do this out of desperation. I shook my head.

"Xiao Zhang, I see. Well, wait a minute, I'll take you to the cemetery, I know how to dodge this infrared surveillance. Uncle Xu said briskly.

"Great. I said happily: "Uncle Xu, with you leading the way, tonight, we can successfully move the grave of old Xu Tou." ”

"Xiao Zhang, come out and eat noodles. Uncle Xu's wife shouted in the outhouse.

We all ate a big bowl of noodles.

The thin monkey wiped his mouth and said, "Grandma Xu, Uncle Xu, thank you for the old noodles." ”

The old Taoist priest also said, "Thank you." ”

Uncle Xu waved his hand and said, "They are all people in the rivers and lakes, and it is fate to come together, don't be polite." ”

We chatted for a few days, and seeing that it was three o'clock in the morning, Uncle Xu said, "Let's go." ”

We followed behind Uncle Xu and walked towards the cemetery.

When he walked to the edge of the cemetery, Uncle Xu said, "Let's all lie down and climb into the cemetery." With that, he lay on the ground, used his limbs together, and crawled towards the graveyard.

We also followed Uncle Xu's example and climbed into the cemetery.

As soon as he entered the cemetery, Uncle Xu stood up and said with a smile: "Okay, I have avoided the infrared rays." ”

"Hee-hee... No matter how advanced things are, there are ways to avoid them. I said excitedly.

Uncle Xu said solemnly: "Don't leak this method, otherwise, the Xu family's grave will not be saved." ”

"I know, we're not going to say it. I said.

"Who said who is a puppy. The skinny monkey cursed.

"Without this righteousness, you are not worthy of being a Jianghu person. The old Taoist priest said gloomily.

"This infrared monitoring system is a sharp weapon for the Xu family to protect their ancestors. Once cracked, the ancestral tomb of Xujiawan will not be guaranteed. Uncle Xu said.

"Uncle Xu, don't worry. From the mouths of the three of us, no one can get this secret. I swear.

We came to the grave of Lao Xu Tou.

I bowed three times to Lao Xutou's grave, and said in my heart: "Old Xutou, don't blame me for being ruthless to you, who let you meddle with my affairs." If I don't cure you, I can't let Miao Siyu borrow the corpse to return to his soul, and Miao Siyu and I can't become husband and wife, so please forgive me. ”