No. 369 I picked it up when I went to the toilet
"Hello everyone! I'm Helburn Lanlot! I'm an ordinary monk in the Holy Land Shura Dao! I'm from a distant place, it's a blue planet, and I yearn for power! So I've trekked through mountains and rivers and crossed space to come here! I've come to this holy land of the strong, and the Shura Dao ......."
The more the monk spoke, the more excited he became, and he had the posture of a surging river. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Yang Yan's eyes were confused, staring at this foreign devil thoughtfully.
Obviously, this is a pure-bred earthling! I don't know why I crossed over.
Another one, this guy is familiar with Chinese culture, and even memorized the speech of our school's flag-raising ceremony!
Finally, this guy also knows how to be flexible!
Changed the name of our school to Shura Dao......
It's not easy!
I didn't expect to meet a primitive traverser! I don't know if he wants to go back. Maybe I can take him with me, after all, he is also an earthling.
It's just that why is it so familiar?
“...... So! For the sake of our lofty ideals and goals! For the sake of the great meaning of life! Let us work hard together and cheer together! Come on for a better tomorrow!!"
The spittle of the European monk standing at the front was splashing everywhere, and his face flushed with excitement. He held his hands up in the air, trembling all over, and couldn't control himself with excitement.
I don't know why, seeing this action, Yang Yan remembered Dong Cunrui......
Was that the same when he was carrying the explosives bag......
"Well said, well said!"
"Helburn Consultants are so talented!"
"No! Consultant Helburn has not only talent, but also lofty ideals!"
The European monk calmed his rapid breathing and raised his hand with a smile on his face. The cacophony of praise suddenly fell.
"Like-minded friends, thank you, thank you for your support! I have a few more words to say!"
In an instant, the square immediately fell silent, and even the breathing was muffled, and the needle drop could be heard.
Yang Yan: "......"
I always suspect that you are Jin San Fat!
What kind of brainwashing technique is this!
Helburn looked around and said in an impassioned tone: "First of all, in order to achieve those goals, we must learn manners! Respect for others is respect for ourselves!"
Yang Yan was speechless and stared at the sky.
No wonder!
No wonder this group of monks of the Shura Dao have all changed their temperaments! They are all amiable, and it is estimated that they have been brainwashed for a long time, at least this problem of rolling up their sleeves and starting to fight without saying a word is under control.
Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
"Second, everyone in this world is not equal! We must defeat all hegemonism! For the sake of the people's freedom and for the sake of world peace! We must continue to become stronger! We will become stronger!"
Yang Yan: "......"
Isn't it touching the world with love?
What the hell is getting stronger?
"When we are strong enough, we can push those dictators from above off the altar and let the people of the world live a good life without being exploited!"
"Down with imperialism!
"Down with imperialism!
"Down with imperialism!
......
The monks in the square all waved their fists and shouted loudly, their faces flushed with excitement.
A roar rose and fell across the square, and the sounds gradually converged to form an unusually shocking roar.
"Down with imperialism!
Yang Yan was completely dumbfounded.
W-What the hell?!
Isn't this the slogan of our Great Huaguo? I'll go, do you pay the patent fee? Just use it?
I have to admit that in this atmosphere, it is very easy to be infected and join these people.
Looking at the red-faced and thick-necked men around him who have already shouted, they know that they have no resistance to this kind of inflammatory language. It's just that you're not a disciple of the Shura Dao, or even a monk, you're just a villager. What are you going to do?
Yang Yan rolled his eyes and looked at the few villagers around him who were all shouting a little loudly, I really couldn't understand where you got that idle mind! Liu Xiaoyu was not shy now, and began to scream excitedly. His six masters also shouted at the top of their voices, looking hideous and terrifying, like a fanatical believer.
Yang Yan had no doubt that if he was told at this time that he could become an immortal by self-immolation in Tiananmen, he would definitely start to inquire where Tiananmen was!
The European monk looked at the crowd full of positive energy with satisfaction, and nodded with satisfaction. He raised his arms and shouted: "Very good! Since everyone is so energetic, let's go on cultivation! Only by becoming stronger can we liberate the whole world!"
The monks were so energetic that they fought on the spot. You punch me and kick me, and the fight is not lively! And the European monk who saw this scene walked away with his hands behind his back and a smile.
Looking at the few men around him, Yang Yan was startled, and hurriedly grabbed a few of them and said, "You don't want to move with others, do you?
"How do you know if you don't try!" the man was stubborn.
Yang Yan rolled his eyes, flew up with a kick, and immediately knocked the stubborn man down, and then said innocently: "Look!
It wasn't until the figure of the European monk disappeared completely, that the disciples in the square who had fallen into madness finally returned to normal.
The fat friar wiped his sweat and muttered, "This guy comes out every now and then to pull his calves, and we all have to cooperate with him!
"Alright, don't compare! That's the order of the Great Elder! It is said that this guy has a secret on him, and in order to unravel this secret, we must cooperate with him in everything!"
"You care about me?"
"What the hell are you doing?"
"What's the matter, I can't do it!"
So the two monks who had just ceased fighting fought together, this time it was not acting, they all used their real strength, and for a while the rubble flew and the smoke was filled!
Liu Laoliu came to his senses and sighed with emotion: "It's still a familiar barbarism!
Yang Yan has nothing to say!
You have a hairy nostalgia for this!
"Okay, everyone, come with me, I'll arrange work for you first!" a disciple of the Shura Dao stepped forward and led the villagers out of the square. Explain the work as you go.
"Everybody is familiar with the work here, right? The mountains don't matter, only the broken buildings need to be repaired, and the earth has been falling down in the past few days, which is really unbearable. The stones and stuff are all in the old place, and you can just find a disciple to help you move them back when the time comes, huh? You brought a monk this time? That's just right, it saves trouble, just fix it yourself! Say it when it's ready, so I can send you back!"
Yang Yan touched his nose, why didn't he have the reaction he imagined when he saw it?
Are you really mocking me with your non-caring attitude?
"Don't worry, immortals! We're all familiar with this......! We didn't understand ......"
The leader of a village asked respectfully.
The disciple of the Shura Dao pointed at it casually and said, "Isn't that it!"
Everyone's eyes turned and gathered on Yang Yan's body.
"Huh, Lao Yang, are you a monk?"
"I'm going to do it! No wonder it's stronger than a cow!"
"That's why I envy the monk!
"Yes, I'm so envious!"
Yang Yan was sweating profusely, and in your eyes, the role of the monk Nima is equal to a cow?
This is the worst time a monk has been hacked!
"Ahem, I'll take these people with me, you go and do something else first!"
At this time, the fat friar came over touching his nose with his left hand and rubbing his ass with his right hand.
He was in the middle of fighting with others, and he was directly kicked out of the battle circle. Looking at the blue-black face of the steward outside, he patted his ass and got up and began to lead Yang Yan and the others away.
The monk nodded, and said, "Okay, by the way, you know that there is a monk here?"
"You know, I brought these people!"
"That's good, a monk can do more work than ordinary people! I don't know what shit luck you have taken, and you have found a monk!" the monk muttered and left. The fat friar grinned, then waved his fat hand.
"Keep up!"
In this way, Yang Yan's group was led by the fat monk again, and the people from Yang Yan's village were also divided into the same group to carry out repair work.
According to the fat man, in order to facilitate cooperation.
"You're a monk, so you have more work than anyone else, and of course, we'll give you more money as a reward, and you can also choose pills or exercises. ”
Yang Yan was stunned and asked, "Can you even change the exercises?"
The fat monk nodded indifferently, and said in a tone that you really had never seen in the world: "As long as you have enough merit, even the position of the sect master of our Shura Dao can be exchanged!
Yang Yan calmed down.
This must be the other party digging a hole for himself! He must want to use his own words! After knowing his goal, he will definitely hit someone directly!
Right!
This is the style of Shuradao!
"Of course, the remuneration required to change good things is not ordinary! If you want to change the position of the sect master, if you just repair the building, you will have to repair it for more than 10,000 years!"
Yang Yan: "......"
So it's actually just nice to say, isn't it?
After leaving the square, I walked for more than ten minutes, and after turning a corner, I finally saw the building to be repaired on Shura Road.
The corners of Yang Yan's mouth twitched, looking at the buildings in front of him, which were originally majestic but now full of holes, he felt a little sore for a while.
Am I coming to the end of the world or the Earth after nuclear war?
The buildings in front of me are very tall, some are more than ten meters high, some are tens of meters high! The tallest buildings are almost 100 meters high!
However, all of these buildings have one thing in common.
That's broken!
It's so broken that you can't look at it directly.
Liu Lao Liu sighed: "Ah! It's still a familiar tattish! I miss it so much!"
I can't understand what the hell you miss!!
Yang Yan was no longer able to complain.
"That monk, you go and get the materials! you can get extra points if you take them all at once!" said the fat monk with a smile.
Yang Yan didn't move, but asked, "What is the situation with the blonde foreigner before?"
The fat monk was stunned for a moment, scratched his head and asked, "Helburn, he picked it up when our sect master went to the toilet......
Yang Yan: "......"
Picked up when you went to the toilet?
Do you dare to talk nonsense again?