Chapter Seventy-Eight: Don't Do or Die

"Virtuous nephew, you always say that there is something wrong with this bowl of medicine, but every time I drink it, I will feel refreshed and energetic, if there is a problem with the medicine, how can it have this miraculous effect?" After a while, Zhuo Liu and Zhuo Wen gradually entered the topic. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Holding the medicine, he shook it slightly, only to feel a charming medicinal fragrance coming, Zhuo Wen pretended to dip his fingers in some medicinal soup and twisted it, and couldn't help sighing: " Because this bowl of medicine is filled with poppy husks, a little addition to this kind of thing can suppress cough and refresh the mind, it is indeed a good medicine, there is no problem, but if you take too many times, you will become dependent, which is why Uncle Liu You feel comfortable as long as you cough up blood when you cough up blood, in fact, it is a kind of exhilarating effect of the medicine on your nerves, in fact, the more you drink this bowl of soup...... The more you cough harder. ”

In fact, Zhuo Wen wanted to say that the more he drank, the more he had a sexual impulse, but when the words came to his mouth, he couldn't help but glance at Zhuo Ya, who bit his cherry lips slightly and compared himself to the powder fist, Zhuo Wen was suddenly embarrassed, so he had to modify the vocabulary tactfully, and again, Zhuo Liu, this guy didn't know that he was maliciously supplemented by his kidney, if he pierced this topic, I'm afraid he would be ashamed to close the door, where would he talk to Zhuo Wen for so long?

In fact, Zhuo Wen still admires Zhuo Liu very much in his heart, just imagine, can you eat kidney treasure for three years and not get close to women? Definitely not, right? However, this guy has done it! This kind of person is either a real iron-blooded real man, or he has an ulterior secret with the fifth girl, thinking of this, Zhuo Wen couldn't help but look at his hands, and suddenly felt goosebumps all over his body, but after thinking about it carefully, he felt that he was thinking too much, and if he really solved it himself, he would not be made up and vomit blood, no matter what, I accepted this toughness.

Regarding Zhuo Wen's statement, Zhuo Liu frowned, and pondered for a while, but he was a little puzzled: "Even if you are reasonable, how can you know this? ”

"This..."Zhuo Wen was speechless for a moment, how could he not have imagined that Zhuo Liu would suddenly come up with such a sentence, this old guy is too suspicious, right?

He glanced at Zhuo Ya, who was about to tell Bai Fumei about it, but Zhuo Wen raised his hand to stop him, before some things were resolved, he didn't want to expose the special features of his natal painting spirit, and again, in the face of a person with a somewhat rotten brain, Zhuo Wen didn't have time to explain to him why his mosquito had special abilities:" To tell you the truth, the younger generation has an outstanding sense of smell since childhood, anything, but whenever I smell it, I can know what it is, when I served Uncle Liu's medicinal soup before, I took the opportunity to smell the medicinal smell, so there is no doubt about it. ”

"By smell? How is this possible?" Zhuo Liu immediately expressed his disbelief, are you a dog?

Don't believe it? Zhuo Wen immediately said, if you don't believe it, then let's try it.

Try it, who is afraid of whom? Zhuo Liu is also rare to be serious, called a maid, and explained a few things in his ear, the maid nodded, and hurriedly went down to arrange. Soon according to Zhuo Liu's request, he brought things, which were: a bowl of clear oil, a bowl of water, and a bowl of pebbles.

At the moment, Zhuo Wen is in a blindfolded state, so he doesn't know what test questions Zhuo Liu has prepared for himself, according to the rules, Zhuo Wen can't move, and the maid will serve the bowl to Zhuo Wenwen, and then Zhuo Wen will say the answer.

Fortunately, before he came, Zhuo Wen had already summoned the little white face and hid it in his body, originally planned to leave it in Zhuo Liu's room before leaving to help him more or less "detoxify", after all, it was late at night, and it was almost time to go to bed, the time was just right, but I didn't expect Zhuo Liu to test himself, and now he can use its ability to help himself get by.

"Virtuous nephew, if you can pass the three levels, I will believe that what you say is all the truth. Zhuo Liu smiled and began to announce the beginning of the test, and the maid immediately brought the clear oil and placed it under Zhuo Wen's nose.

Although the oil has a greasy smell, and the taste is not completely absent, Zhuo Wen didn't dare to be sure, in the details that no one noticed, Zhuo Wen's hair moved slightly, but he saw a white mosquito fly out and land on the edge of the bowl, it was the little white face.

Mosquitoes have poor eyesight, they can only sense light, they can't argue with objects, even though the conditions for being a natal painting spirit are much better than ordinary mosquitoes, and the little white face is also an out-and-out super myopic eye, so it can't transmit image information to Zhuo Wen, it can only be absorbed through the mouthparts, and then tell Zhuo Wen the result after analysis.

But it doesn't matter, as long as the little white face can analyze the ingredients, with his erudite and versatile knowledge of Wen Taowu, it is not difficult to guess the answer (Tucao 99+).

"Oh, the ingredients are fat and vitamin E?"

"It looks like it's oil... However, the composition is a bit too much, and it should be a blended oil. Pretending to move his nose, Zhuo Wen smiled with his back hand, withdrew his little white face, and said unashamedly in an unfathomable gesture: "If I guess correctly, this should be oil, seventy percent peanut oil, thirty percent soybean oil, and... A few drops of sesame oil?"

Zhuo Liu was slightly moved, and Zhuo Ya, who knew Zhuo Wen's methods, was slightly disdainful, so beautiful that you were like that. To be honest, she had complained a little before that her father's exam questions were too tricky and inhumane, but now, it seems that she doesn't need to worry about it at all.

Although Zhuo Liu was surprised that Zhuo Wen could answer so quickly, his expression did not fluctuate much, in terms of the smell of oil, in fact, as long as people who have been in the kitchen all year round can easily smell it, so it cannot be ruled out that Zhuo Wen is not this kind of person, but he can even distinguish the type content, but he does have a little ability.

Since the first meeting, Zhuo Liu has also known Zhuo Wen a little, knowing that he was a handyman before he was admitted to the painter's examination, and it is not too difficult to think that he can get this question right, but the next question is not something that can be guessed by staying in the kitchen all year round: "Okay, you guessed right, then the next question." ”

Zhuo Liu's voice fell, and the maid brought a bowl of water, which came to Zhuo Wen's nose, but he didn't expect Zhuo Wen to not only smell the smell of oil, but also distinguish the type and content of oil, the little maid was obviously still a little surprised and curious, it seems that this young man's sense of smell is really sensitive? But you can't smell it with a good sense of smell...

Zhuo Wen's old trick was repeated, the little white face flew out again, and landed in the corner of the bowl, and the maid on the side saw this, although she was a little puzzled about the appearance of this little mosquito every time, but she didn't wave it, as if she was afraid of affecting Zhuo Wen. Zhuo Liu was a little far away, and because of his physical state, he couldn't turn on the magic power of "seeing the subtleties" for the time being, so he naturally didn't know that there was a little white face, but Zhuo Wen took advantage of the gap and blatantly cheated.

"Potassium, sodium, calcium, and magnesium ions actually contain minerals?" got Bai Fumei's report, Zhuo Wen was slightly stunned,... Well, looking at the ingredients, it seems to be water ... Damn, this old guy is so tricky, he actually gave me a smell of water, can this kind of thing be smelled by the nose?

Zhuo Wen was hesitating to say the answer, after all, if this kind of question could be answered, it would be too unbelievable? After thinking about it for a while, Zhuo Wen finally made up his mind.

The purpose now is to make this grinding old guy believe in himself, how can he do it without showing some "real skills"? Uncle Liu, Uncle Liu, are you too naΓ―ve, do you think that this will stump me? Zhuo Wen smiled, that posture, nostrils seemed to be able to use eyes: "Haha, if this question is tested by others, it will definitely be difficult, but I don't belong to that ranks, the answer is water, and it is a little salty agricultural x mountain spring water!"

Hearing Zhuo Wen's answer, Zhuo Liu's jaw almost hit the ground, in fact, after the two talked for a while, he had gradually believed in Zhuo Wen's rhetoric, and the reason why he was still "tested by the question" was because he was a little unwilling to be taught by Zhuo Wen before, in order to frustrate his youthful spirit, and establish some prestige for himself as an elder.

Zhuo Liu waited for Zhuo Wen to fail and he could stand up and say in the tone of an elder, there are people outside the world who teach him not to be too arrogant, originally he didn't want to let Zhuo Wen pass, but he didn't expect that now Zhuo Wen not only passed, but also gave the most standard answer! This is simply a slap in the face.

There seems to be a white long-necked cute thing from another world riding on the red dust, Zhuo Liu is simply stunned, it is amazing enough to be able to smell the water, I didn't expect this Zhuo Wen to be able to smell the mountain spring water? This kind of thing that can't even distinguish between the eyes, can it really be done by the sense of smell alone? It's too unbelievable!

At this point, Zhuo Liu can be said to have completely believed that Zhuo Wen really has a superhuman sense of smell, nonsense, even mountain spring water can be smelled, is there a more smelly sense than this? The pebbles of the next question are definitely not a problem, and there is no need to take the test at all, but in order to go through the motions, he still announced the start of the third question.

In fact, how did he know that if he really sacrificed the stone, Zhuo Wen was afraid that he would be deflated, even though the little white face had the ability to analyze, but its cherry mouth could not pierce the stone.

Zhuo Ya naturally wanted to get this, but at the critical moment, Zhuo Wen looked foreign, she hurriedly stopped the maid's move, gave Zhuo Liu a naughty look and pointed at herself, Zhuo Liu also had no intention of testing it again, and nodded a little bit to allow her daughter's nonsense.

Giggling silently, Zhuo Ya stepped forward slightly, raised her small onion hand, and put it under Zhuo Wen's nose.

A virgin body fragrance came to his nose, and Zhuo Wen, who was blindfolded, suddenly frowned a little, what kind of exam question is this? Hurriedly controlled the little white face and flew over to prepare for analysis.

Seeing that Zhuo Wen actually summoned the little white face to bite her, Zhuo Ya suddenly became a little annoyed, stinky boy, you have been with me for more than 20 days, can't you even smell the smell of your young lady?

Although I didn't want to be bitten by mosquitoes, but in order to play enough, Zhuo Ya also sacrificed a little for a while, but fortunately, the little white face is a very gentle mosquito, but the bite does not hurt at all, and it will not be packed, so Zhuo Ya endured it.

"Huh, there is a blood component, it turned out to be a person? It seems to be a woman, is it the maid just now?" Carefully digesting the ingredient information fed back by Xiaobai's face, Zhuo Wen suddenly raised a confident smile, although he made a living by painting in his previous life, but his second choice for the university entrance examination at that time was chemistry, so he naturally knew the composition of the human body.

Seeing Zhuo Wen's smile, Zhuo Ya thought that he had guessed himself, and couldn't help but be a little excited, that's right, it's me, it's your Miss Zhuo Ya, hurry up and say it! But I didn't expect Zhuo Wen's answer to make her a little embarrassed and annoyed.

"Hmm... This is a man, a girl between the ages of fifteen and sixteen. Zhuo Wenlang replied, as if to show his "sense of smell", and added very coquettishly: "This woman has a virgin fragrance in the boudoir, if I am not mistaken, this woman should still be an unemployed virgin." ”

After answering the last question, the audience was silent in vain, even Zhuo Liu was a little dumbfounded and his brain turned white, virtuous nephew, since you have already guessed the result, why do you have to draw snakes like this, aren't you looking for death?

Zhuo Wen, who had no idea, couldn't wait to take off the blindfold and wanted to see his results, but as soon as he raised his head, Zhuo Ya's figure suddenly came into view, which made Zhuo Wen a little dazed.

Looking at her ruddy and angry appearance that she wanted to tear herself apart, Zhuo Wen was Spartan at that time, only to feel that all of a sudden, her hair stood on end, and there seemed to be countless grass and mud horses in her heart whistling and galloping, lying in the groove, what is the situation? Shouldn't it be the maid standing in front of me, how did she become this little hoof!?

Recalling Zhuo Wen's comment on himself, "The virgin fragrance in the boudoir is fragrant", Zhuo Ya suddenly felt extremely ashamed and angry, and was a little embarrassed. Stinky boy, you just need to know some things yourself, why do you say it in front of so many people! You deliberately embarrassed me, right?

"Xiaoya... You listen to my explanation......" Zhuo Wen's face suddenly cried, which couldn't help but make him make up his mind, the next time he painted a mosquito, he must draw a mosquito with sight, otherwise he would have to make such an oolong next time.

"Hmph, ignore you!" Stamped his feet, Zhuo Ya ran away angrily with a dry face, leaving Zhuo Wen with a messy face on the spot and Zhuo Liu, whose face was a little dark.

"Aren't you chasing after you?" Zhuo Liu snorted coldly, sure enough, this kid is still a frivolous and impetuous teenager, maybe he is too open-mouthed, even if you tell the truth, you shouldn't say it in front of her, what's the difference between this and flirting?

"Uh! yes, yes, yes, the juniors say goodbye!" hurriedly held the jade crown on his head, Zhuo Wenfei ran out, and kept shouting: "Xiaoya, wait for me, you listen to me explain to you, things are not what you think......"

Looking at Zhuo Ya Zhuowen who left one after another, although Zhuo Liu was angry, in the end, he couldn't help but smile bitterly and shook his head, and sighed lightly with relief: "This Zhuo Wen kid is like a mold carved out of me back then, but he is much more coquettish than me... It seems that he is the only one who can control Ya'er's delicate and willful personality in Zhuo's mansion......"