Yang Yan's witty words caused the two women to laugh. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Why did Aunt Jiao give birth to three children? You didn't have a family plan at that time, and you had to pay a fine for giving birth to too much?"

"I'll come and I'll come out!"

Without waiting for Jiao Baiyue to speak, Chen Doudou rushed to answer, wrinkled his little nose, pouted his face, and said, "My mommy was pregnant with twins for the first time, and she gave birth to two brothers at one time. Or maybe it's all the same!"

Yang Yan asked curiously, "Then why did you give birth to you?"

Chen Doudou narrowed his eyes and said in an unhappy tone: "What's the matter, are you not satisfied with giving birth to me?"

Jiao Baiyue laughed and watched the two young people frolicking.

Chen Doudou explained Yang Yan's doubts, and he danced with his hands and dances, painting and coloring.

"Anyway, back then, the people from the Chaosheng Office came to my house and said that my mommy was super born. Don't let me be born, you want to beat me!"

Yang Yan muttered: "The right decision!"

"What did you say?"

"I said it's cruel!

"That's it! Fortunately, my dad is strong! I finally gave birth to those guys from the Chaosheng Office!"

Chen Shengquan, who was clubbing next to him, had a smug look on his face, and showed off: "I, Chen Shengquan, still have a little face in this area!"

Unfortunately, no one paid attention to him. Suddenly sad, there is no face to stay.

Chen Doudou said mysteriously to Yang Yan: "Do you know what my dad said back then?

Yang Yanxin said that you are not talking nonsense! How can I know! Could it be that you stabbed the ass of the person who was born with a knife?

Chen Doudou said: "My father said, look at my name! My name is Chen Shengquan! I only gave birth to two sons, how can I be called Shengquan? If I don't give birth to a daughter, I am ashamed of the ancestors of the Chen family!"

Yang Yan was speechless, isn't this Nima just a scoundrel? I couldn't help but glance at Chen Shengquan, I didn't expect you to be an old bastard!

Chen Shengquan squatted outside the store, smoking a cigarette.

Damn it...... If you don't drive this kid away, sooner or later something will happen to you! Now Chen Doudou's eyes are already a little wrong when he looks at Yang Yan.

In Chen Shengquan's eyes, Yang Yan is a pervert! There is a Lin Qingying and a beaver of unknown origin by his side. Thinking of Ahri, Chen Shengquan was even more upset.

I don't know where it came out, but I know it's very powerful. If my Doudou marries in the past, can it be good?

Before dinner, Yang Yan was dragged out shopping by Chen Doudou. claimed to be a tour guide for Yang Yan and led him to Kang Town.

Chen Shengquan pinched his teeth and hated it secretly. I really don't understand what's so good about that stinky and shameless one.

Yang Yan smiled bitterly, obviously your girl wants to go shopping by herself, and she brought me to be a coolie! This can also be blamed on me? It really doesn't make sense.

Kangzhen is a good place to visit, the geographical location is northern, and after entering the winter, the heavy snow seems to be goose feathers. The streets were cleaned up. Many shops have snowmen in front of them, some with carrots for their noses, some with wooden sticks, and one simply buries a beer bottle in it.

Yang Yan looked around, the snow in Daqing Mountain was very small, and it could not reach this point, and this kind of scene was rare. And it's the first time I've come to Kangzhen, so I'm curious.

Chen Doudou next to him wrapped his coat tightly and buried his head in his scarf. Muttering something.

Yang Yan's ears are sensitive, and when he heard Chen Doudou's whisper, it was nothing more than some curses for the damn weather being too cold. He has a super physique and is not afraid of cold and heat. The low temperature of minus ten degrees Celsius gave him the feeling that it was like eating a popsicle.

Passing by a hot drink shop, Chen Doudou hurriedly pulled Yang Yan to push the door in. A stream of heating surrounded the two, making Chen Doudou breathe a sigh of relief. Just now she felt like she was going to be frozen into a popsicle.

One door, two worlds.

I asked for two cups of hot milk tea, and after drinking a mouthful of milk tea, it was immediately hot from the inside to the outside.

There are not many people in this shop, and there is relaxing music, and the sound is not high, so the customers and staff in the store are quiet. There is a sense of relaxation.

Occasionally, someone communicates, and the voice is very small and does not affect others.

After drinking a cup of milk tea quickly, Chen Doudou looked at the ice and snow outside, stuck out his tongue, and ordered two more cups of milk tea. It seems that if you don't drink until you vomit, you won't go out.

Drink too much and vomit, this is a truth.

After two cups of milk tea, Chen Doudou felt that when he shook his stomach, he could hear the sound of rushing water. I patted it, and sure enough, there was the sound of water......

He looked out complainingly and gritted his teeth.

"Let's go shopping!"

Yang Yan looked funny and handed over the coat on his body.

Chen Doudou was stunned for a moment and said, "Are you stupid? It's so cold outside, you want to become a popsicle? This is not how heroes save beauty! Do you think that you are not invaded by cold and heat?"

Yang Yan was speechless and said, "Haven't you practiced ancient martial arts? Isn't the Chen family a martial arts family?"

Chen Doudou rolled his eyes and said, "I'm a girl, what are you doing practicing that thing?

Yang Yan: "......"

Incisive!

The two of them left the hot drink shop and stepped into the cold wind again.

I didn't take a few steps and was stopped. A sturdy black man was wrapped in a large cotton jacket. He wears a dogskin hat on his head. There is a sense of following the local customs.

"You're cute!"

The big man stopped the two and said hello in blunt Chinese. And then there's a whole bunch of bird talk.

Yang Yan said that he didn't understand, and if he spoke standard English, he might be able to deal with it. But you have such a mouthful of Northeast ballast, damn it......

Chen Doudou understood, he deserves to be a doctor, and the brain structure of ordinary people is different!

She translated for Yang Yan.

"Excuse me, may I ask, how to get to Lushui Qingshan Hotel?"

Yang Yan is very enthusiastic, he must be very friendly to foreign friends, leave a good impression of the state of Chinese civilization and etiquette, and can't embarrass me Dahua!

"You go all the way down this street, turn left at the second intersection, then keep going all the way, turn right at the first intersection, turn left and right and then turn left!"

The female doctor was a little stunned, and said in a daze: "And then it's here?"

Yang Yan grinned: "No! Then he won't be able to find it!"

Female doctor thumbs up!

Black people are not good at Chinese and cannot understand Yang Yan's long list of words. said: "canyouspeakEnglish?"

Yang Yan understood now, rolled his eyes, and muttered in a low voice: "How funny! You can't speak human language, how can I speak bird language?"

The female doctor couldn't help but sneer! With a blank look at Yang Yan, she bullied international friends for not understanding Chinese dialect!

The black strong man was dumbfounded, he heard Yang Yan muttering, but he didn't know what he was talking about.

Yang Yan opened his mouth to speak bird language: "Iteachyou!youlesitengood!"

The female doctor and the black man savored the bird language carefully, and it took a long time to react. This means, I teach you, and you listen well!

The corners of the black man's mouth twitched, this Nima's English is so good!

"youfindothertoask,speakChinese,Let me ask you,How to get to Lushui Qingshan Hotel?"

The black man instantly understood, this is teaching me to speak human language, bah! This is teaching me to speak Chinese Chinese!

"Nest, kiss you, a ha, donkey year, golden mountain, swollen, elbow?"

Speaking broken Chinese, Yang Yan suddenly gave a thumbs up to the black man!

“verygood！”

When the big man was complimented, he immediately grinned. A mouthful of big white teeth.

After thanking him, Dahan turned around and asked someone else for directions. Yang Yan hurriedly pulled the female doctor to hide aside. Hidden.

The female doctor was puzzled and asked, "What are you hiding?"

Yang Yan smiled: "Look at it!"

On the street, a strong black man stopped a family of three. Said to the woman holding the child: "Nest, kiss you, a ......"

Syllable!

The black man was dumbfounded, only to see that the man in the three mouths was furious. Reach out and give the black strong man a big ear scraper!

The woman also hugged the child tightly, looked at the black man coldly, spat at the mouth of the mouth, and scolded: "Dead hooligan! Playing hooligan has come to China! Shoot you all!"

The three of them left angrily. Leaving behind the stunned black strong man. It may be that he did not give up, but the strong black man stopped another man.

"Wo, kiss you, a ......"

"Hold the grass!"

The man immediately covered the chrysanthemum, his face pale. Escape in an extremely bizarre pose. He actually ran backwards, and he refused to rush his ass at the black man.

The black man was dazed, not knowing what to do. Muttering.

"Could it be...... Racism?"