Chapter 708 Prank Merchandise

"It's just wonderful. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Seeing the funny banner, Harry and Ron exclaimed, "That's great. ”

They excitedly squeezed through the crowd and took the lead in squeezing into the joke shop.

Business is booming and there are customers everywhere. When they squeezed in, they found that the further they went, the more people there were, and they couldn't even squeeze into the front of the shelves.

George took advantage of his height to easily look at the furnishings in the store.

The cardboard boxes were piled up to the ceiling with the words "Quick Relief Truancy Candy" in large scrawled letters. Next to the big characters, there is a small introduction to the varieties of skipping sugar.

The most sold on the shelves is nosebleed beef candy, because it is so hot that only the last half box is left on the shelf.

There were also several open chests containing wands of juggling.

The clerks are explaining to the customers in front of them that the cheap ones can be turned into rubber chickens and pants with a single wave. The most expensive kind can conjure up a lot of fists and beat the opponent hard.

There are also boxes of quills on the shelves, labeled for their respective uses, including automatic inkjet, spell checking, witty answers, and other functions.

At this time, there was a commotion in front of the crowd. George looked over and saw a group of teenage children, who watched excitedly as a small wooden figure slowly climbed the steps to a realistic set of gallows. Both of these things are on top of a single box.

The box reads: The reusable Scrabble game "The Executioner", if you can't spell the right word, hang him The Executioner is a Scrabble toy. It generally consists of a gallows and a villain, and if the person participating in the game makes a certain mistake in spelling, the villain will be put on the gallows and executed. !

George looked slowly, pondering. The products in Fred and Joe's joke shop are indeed novel, but it is difficult to say whether they are useful for a while.

If they are only positioned as toys, it is difficult for these products to attract customers for a long time.

After all, if he were a teacher, he wouldn't have any good feelings for those students when he saw them pretending to be sick and skipping class.

Hoax products, if they are meant to avoid studying, he may consider banning them from appearing in schools.

Starting this year, he will be the Headmaster of Hogwarts. According to his plans and ideas, Hogwarts will change a lot this year. This year, students have a lot of tasks to face, a lot of changes.

At such a critical time, he could not tolerate some unexpected appearances that would affect his plans.

With his constraints, Fred and Joe's prank merchandise will be difficult to sell among students this year and even in the next few years.

If even the students don't plan to buy these things. Fred and Joe's products, however, would be hard to find other customers, and adult wizards would only be less receptive to these mischievous goods.

George was silent, mourning for Fred and Joe for a few seconds, and under his iron fist, Hogwarts could not tolerate the best-selling of these joke toys.

That's not to blame Fred and Joe's business acumen, they've done a pretty good job.

The entertainment industry is a very large and long-lasting industry in life. Under normal circumstances, these goods would have sold well, but they didn't catch up with the good times and just happened to bump into George's muzzle to change Hogwarts.

However, he was not worried about Fred and Joe, Fred and Joe were still young, and this time they were even more lucky, and they bought the location at the price of the store.

Their joke toy store, even if it doesn't do well in the short term, doesn't affect their future.

It is even said that a short period of frustration can help them. Let them put their minds back to learning and magic. As a wizard, you still need great power after all.

In a short period of time, when they squeezed from the door, to the counter within a few minutes. George had already given Fred and Joe's joke shop and thought of a tragic fate.

When school starts, he will definitely ban joke toys in schools that affect students' learning.

In front of the display case on the counter, there is another special patented item from Fred and Joe's store, "Daydream Spell!"

Printed on the chest is a brightly colored picture: a handsome young man and a fascinated girl, holding hands, standing together on the deck of a pirate ship.

The introductory text on the box says that by chanting a spell, you can enter a high-quality, stunningly realistic thirty-minute daydream.

It is suitable for ordinary school classes, and the operation is simple and absolutely imperceptible. Side effects include a dull expression and slight drooling. Not for sale to children under the age of 16.

Looking at these meaningful explanations, George couldn't help but be skeptical. Where did Fred and Joe get those experiences and bring those experiences to life? They don't seem to have girlfriends when they were in school.

"This magic is so strange!"

Hermione lowered her head and read the introductory text on the box.

"Long time no see, George. A voice said behind them.

A smiling Fred stood in front of them, dressed in a red robe, which was very incongruous with his fiery red hair.

"How are you, Harry, hello, Hermione. He patted Ron on the shoulder and gestured to Harry, "You can pick a few for free." ”

Fred leaned sideways, "There's still some novelty in there, I'll show you around." ”

After getting everyone's consent, Fred led the group towards the small shop, where there was a stall with cards and rope tricks.

"Muggle magic!" Fred happily pointed them out, "Muggle merchandise, novelty and cheap, and not forbidden. Selling to my dad the kind of weirdo who likes Muggle stuff, he doesn't make much, but he does it a long way. It's all very fun."

"Oh, here comes Joe. Fred beckoned to a wizard who looked exactly like him.

Fred's twin brother shook hands warmly.

"Let's go around and look at the back. That's where we really make a lot of money. ”

"If anyone dares to steal, it will be more than Gareon!" he suddenly warned a young boy, who quickly retracted his hand from the plastic bottle labeled "Edible Dark Mark—Whoever eats it is disgusting!".

Joe lifted a curtain next to the Muggle magic paraphernalia, revealing a darker, neatly arranged room. The product packaging on the shelves is very low-key, and it is not surprising.

(To be continued.) )