Chapter 18 It's Flying!(I've signed a contract, rest assured to collect, ask for a recommendation!!)
Li Shou smiled helplessly, and in the face of Yu Chi Duoer's aggressive gaze, he could only nod in agreement, and announced to everyone: "This, okay, you have also seen that there are still dogs in the field that have not finished running, so the game continues." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ā
Everyone looks at me, I look at you, only promised, and no one dared to stand up and say no.
Joke
Yu Chi Duoer is staring at them like a man-eating tiger!
Except for fools, otherwise, everyone knows that as long as someone dares to take the lead, they will be burned by Yu Chi Duoer's fire.
Not to everyone.
Let's talk about old dogs.
At this time, it was walking slowly and leisurely for a few steps, stopping for a while.
It doesn't have much less blades and other things on its neck than other dogs, so it is hard to believe that it can run or reach the finish line with a lot of blood, its body is shaky, and it looks like a drunken man.
After all, there are still seven or eight feet away from the finish line, and if you reach the end at this rate, the blood will run dry.
"Can this dog make it to the end?"
"I think Xuan, but if we can't run the best, we can't win the money, so why let them win. ā
The crowd muttered and whispered.
The greyhound mortality rate at the greyhound race is 100 per cent.
As soon as the greyhound race is contested, several dogs will almost die due to bleeding and other reasons. Then, halfway through the bite, several dogs died. And then in the end, when there are almost two or three greyhounds left, if they rush to the finish line at the same time, there is a piece of meat there, and for this piece of meat, the greyhounds who have been hungry for many days will kill each other, and at this time, it is the key to separating the winners and losers, and only the one who is alive is the winner.
This time, except for the dog that died during the race, the other dogs who ran to the end died of a belly burst inexplicably.
The old dog was the only one alive.
However, it is not a winner.
It also falls short of one condition: running to the finish line.
So, it doesn't matter if it's running or walking, as long as it reaches the finish line, it's the winner.
Coming back to the visitors, they were all cursing at the old dog.
Because this old dog is simply to the point of the indignation of people and gods!
It's too scary.
You think it's going to die, and when it's going to fall, it shakes its head again and walks forward three times at a time.
You think it's not moving, and guess if it's dead when it sits on the ground and licks its own hair and the body of a dead dog.
A group of people who don't want the old dog to win, their expressions are ever-changing, from happy, joyful, great, damn it, why aren't you dead, you can't die, you're dying, haha, you're going to die, look at it doesn't move, why did he move again......
With the old dog's every move, people felt like jumping from the famous thirteen-fold heavenly palace tower of the Great Chu Dynasty......
Then, it was found that there was no death......
I thought it was dangerous, but I found myself standing on the roof of the building and jumped down again......
It can really be described as one after another, seven up and eight down, life is better than death, and life is like a year......
Gao Feng Liangjie's expression is not without difference from others, and because it is related to more than 100,000 taels and the golden sword, it looks extremely hideous!
Yu Chi Duoer also stood up anxiously and shouted: "Come on, old dog, run, you win, I will keep you from dying......!"
Only Zhou Xiaobao drank tea calmly.
Li Shou frowned, instructed his subordinates to do something, and then asked Zhou Xiaobao: "Brother Zhou is not worried about whether the hounds he chose can run to the finish line?"
"Whether you can run or not depends on its creation and our luck. Zhou Xiaobao said with a smile, then smashed his mouth, and said cynically: "However, I think I can run away." ā
Li Shou smiled and didn't say more, but there was a trace of doubt and playfulness in his eyes.
At this time, the old dog finally reached the middle lot, but it was difficult to move his feet, and seemed to want to lie down on the ground, because the blade on his neck made him whine in pain, sat up again, and began to nap.
Because he walked slowly, he bleed less.
However, if it goes on like this, it is only a matter of time before it dies.
"It's over, it's over, this old dog is going to die......" Gao Feng Liangjie shouted and shouted.
"What's the noise, it's annoying. ā
Yu Chi Duoer also shouted impatiently.
Anyone can see that this old dog is physically exhausted, and I am afraid that he will not be able to move.
All the spectators also saw this, and they all whispered with relief, and someone looked at Wei Chi Duoer provocatively, and then quickly shrank up, afraid of being beaten.
"I think it's better to stop this game. ā
Li Shou also saw that the old dog's life was not long, so he couldn't help but say.
Zhou Xiaobao thought to himself, it wasn't time yet, smiled and waved his hand, and said, "Wait, isn't this dog dead?" ā
Li Shouyi pointed out: "Okay, wait." I'm just afraid that the children of the powerful people in the audience will be impatient and will riot. ā
Zhou Xiaobao said arrogantly: "A group of rabble, what qualifications are they enough to dare to be disturbed and frighten one of the three of us, and they all have to send me to prison." ā
"Hmph, Zhou Xiaobao, don't be arrogant, don't think that your grandfather is General Zhou, we will be afraid of you. ā
"That's it, little fox, you're not afraid that we'll tell your grandfather that you're here to race the dogs, and dare to say that we'll go to prison. ā
"The fox is fake and the tiger is mighty, and it really deserves the name of the little fox. ā
"What the hell! Dog fights human power......"
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The people who heard Zhou Xiaobao's words were immediately dissatisfied and scolded one after another.
"I want to die if I quarrel anything!"
Yu Chi Duoer raised his eyebrows coldly, his voice was like a bell, and he scolded.
At this time, her temper looked very irritable, wielding a sledgehammer and smashing the tea table next to her with a hammer, the tea table was like a blank sheet of paper, and it was instantly beaten scattered, like catkins.
"Aunt Ben is in a bad mood, who dares to be crooked, don't blame me for being rude!"
Yu Chi Duo'er stared, two sledgehammers hit his chest, thunder and fire splashed, the sound formed ripples, and everyone had to cover their ears.
The scalps of the people are numb, you look at me, I look at you, they don't dare to speak.
Zhou Xiaobao was dumbfounded, and said secretly: This girl has such a fierce character!
On the other hand, he also smiled bitterly, he didn't expect his reputation to be so bad, he was a domineering talker, but he was pushed back by everyone, and no one paid attention to him at all. It's better for Yu Chi Duoer to beat and scold, but everyone is silent.
According to the official rank and prestige, Zhou Chongwu is higher, but, the Wei Chi family is talented, is the first force in the military, and each is known for its hot temper, not to mention, Wei Chi Duoer, the princess who is spoiled by the family, is itself 'notorious', and her style of action is so hot that even the princess dares to fight, and she is also praised by the saint for helping to educate her daughter.
Such a strange woman, no wonder people are not afraid, this is not a person who plays cards according to common sense at all, do you dare to provoke? You are beaten, and there is nowhere to reason.
Compared with Yu Chi Duoer, Zhou Xiaobao, the really notorious little fox, is a character that people will be afraid of?
Zhou Xiaobao secretly thought, there is still a long way to go to rebuild my reputation in the capital!
"Hey, look, this old dog ......"
At this moment, someone suddenly muttered something in a low voice.
Yu Chi Duoer glared, raised the hammer, and wanted to jump into the crowd, looking for someone to speak, looking for someone in the crowd, and suddenly, she was also stunned, she saw that the old dog was like being pulled by a ghost, and it slowly moved forward.
"Did you hit a ghost in broad daylight?"
"Damn, it stinks, who farted?"
"It's not me, what kind of eyes do you have, it's not me, what do you smell, I'm just smelling feet!"
"Smelly feet, I said why there was a smell of stinky fish, and I thought the smell of the grilled fish I ate yesterday hadn't gone away. ā
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"It's a dog, it's this old dog that's farting, it's not walking, it's moving forward by farting!"
"Really, fake?"
"Damn, what a loud fart! and pee come out, run......"
"Fly, it flies, the old dog actually flies......"
"Ahh......h
"Brother, that's not mud, it could be ......"
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At this time, everyone exclaimed again and again, shocked, and the crowd was boiling!
The old dog, who was originally sitting on the ground, was already dying, but he suddenly began to move forward, and at the same time, a foul smell began to come out.
At first, people didn't know what was going on, but some sharp-eyed people noticed that it was the old dog farting.
It actually relied on the propulsion of the fart and 'walked' further.
Just when people were surprised, the old dog suddenly made a huge fart, like a firework, and the feces and urine flew forward.
This fart is really powerful, it actually made the old dog fly past the finish line!
Lying half-dead on the ground.
The old dog wins!
Really won?
The power of a fart!
Win like that?