Seeing that Yang Yan's face was not good, and he stared at him viciously, the dog quietly took a few steps back. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info saw Ahri's face expressionless again, cold as ice, where would the dog dare to stay any longer. Without hesitation, he turned around and ran away.

Yang Yan smiled and looked at Ahri: "Ahri, I'll tell you a joke, you can laugh!"

Ahri shyly: "Okay!"

"Once upon a time there was a piece of candy, and it went to the North Pole! And guess what?" Yang Yan said mysteriously.

The flush on Ahri's face faded, and turned like ice that would last for a lifetime: "Hehe......"

Yang Yan smiled: "I can't guess it! I'll tell you, it turned into rock candy hahaha......"

Amused by his own jokes, Yang Yan slapped his thigh.

Ahri's expression stiffened for a while, looking at Yang Yan, who was smiling and not human, and just wanted to ask: Are you fucking neurotic?!

"Oh, why don't you laugh?" Yang Yan asked strangely after laughing.

Ahri was stunned for a moment, and then: "Hahahaha! It's so funny! Hahaha......"

Yang Yan: "......"

Do you want to laugh so deliberately? Wondered, "Have you heard this joke before?"

Ahri nodded: "This is the second time you've talked about it...... master."

Yang Yan slapped his head and suddenly realized: "No wonder! Then I'll tell you another one!"

Ahri: "...... Let's eat first!"

Yang Yan: "Okay!"

The meals are very hearty with a strong ethnic character. Yang Yan was very happy to eat, and couldn't help but praise: "Boss, your dishes here are really good! Especially the grilled rats, they are really delicious!"

The boss sweated: "Our house is called roasted bamboo rats!

Yang Yanman didn't care: "The same, the same!"

......

Three days flew by in the blink of an eye. Countries were largely stable, and at this time, a news was broadcast on the Internet and on television, triggering a major earthquake.

The state has established an interstellar immigration office to recruit a large number of workers for the construction of a new planet!

Yang Yan's family sat in front of the TV and watched the emotional and impassioned speech of the country's No. 1 leader on the TV. What the United Nations discovers can be immigrated to the new planet, close and does not take time. It will be there soon, and this is the first step towards the integration of humanity and the universe!

The second master leaned on the sofa, enjoying the barbecue made by the housekeeper robot and drinking beer, without the appearance of an old man who was about to die. At this moment, he looked at the TV and sighed: "Now the development of science and technology is really fast! I didn't expect it to start to connect with the alien planet!"

Father Yang also sighed: "I don't know how long it will take to immigrate from this alien planet! How simple it is to build a city! Not to mention that there are so many people in the country, I don't know how many years it will take to build it first!"

Mother Yang said: "These have nothing to do with you! What are you worried about!"

Father Yang smacked his lips and said, "I don't want to go to the new planet to see! You said that we have also gone abroad, and we have wandered around the front of our home, and we have not seen the scenery of this alien planet!"

Yang Yan's heart moved, and said, "Dad, why don't I send you over to have a look?" The scenery over there is good, the place is big, there is endless snow, and there is a vast ocean!"

Father Yang thought for a while and said, "Forget it, I can't do anything with this old bone over there, can I still follow the construction team around to build a house?"

Yang Yan laughed and said: "What's the matter with him! I'll send you there, you don't have to go through this interstellar immigration office, you can do whatever you want when the time comes, no one can care about you! And there is no danger, Xiaojin is over there now, it is now old and majestic, and there are countless elite soldiers under him, known as King Peng!"

Father Yang's eyes widened, and he couldn't believe it: "This new planet, you can go if you want to, don't make any trouble for you!"

The second master understood and asked, "Does this new planet have anything to do with you?"

Yang Yan nodded and said indifferently: "I sent it to an alien friend!"

With this tone and expression, I'll give you full marks for this B-outfit!

"However, if you want to go, you still have to practice martial arts or something, lest you get back pain and leg cramps after walking a few steps, it's better not to go!

Father Yang and Mother Yang glanced at each other, obviously moved.

The second master directly clapped the board and said, "I'll go!

Yang Yan nodded and said, "That's it, let the old man come down the mountain and practice martial arts for a period of time first." There's no supermarket in that place, and you have to hunt by yourself if you want to eat, and you don't have any reasonable skills, so you don't have to come back crying!"

"Phew, little baby, you look down on your second grandfather and me too much, I think back then, how many little devils I killed with a gun?"

Yang Yan nodded heavily: "I won't give you a gun this time!"

Second Master: "......"

"Hmph! The little baby is still too tender, I was the captain of the big knife team back then, and a big knife is a magic trick, and the army takes the head of the enemy general from it!"

Yang Yan nodded heavily: "I won't give you a knife this time!"

Second Master: "......"

"Little baby, you're too ruthless! Don't I just eat some food from your family! You will kill me?"

After a burst of laughter, Yang Yan found a few books of martial arts secrets. These are some of the basic martial arts in the world of cultivating immortals, which are used to lay the foundation.

It's not that Yang Yan doesn't want his parents to step into the path of cultivating immortals, it's really on the earth, and it's really difficult to cultivate immortals quickly. Even if Yang Yan has the top qualifications that have been transformed, a year is only in the Jindan realm, although he majored in the physical body, but the physical body is just a primordial infant!

If Father Yang is allowed to cultivate immortals, it is estimated that he may not be able to achieve Jindan in two or thirty years. It's even difficult to build a foundation, it's just a little bit stronger than ordinary people!

Moreover, as far as Yang Yan knew, the concentration of aura on the new planet was not high. It's just two or three times stronger than the earth, not to mention the Earth Immortal Realm, and it can't even be compared with the Immortal Cultivation Plane.

Therefore, Yang Yancai planned to let Father Yang practice martial arts, and compared with cultivating immortals, the realm of martial arts cultivation improved more rapidly. In addition, Yang Yan has a lot of resources here, which is enough to cultivate a few martial arts masters!

This is not a martial arts master in the ordinary sense, it is a martial arts and strength alone, and he can fight against the Jindan powerhouse without falling behind. With a few defensive spirit treasures on the body, when the time comes, the infant will not be injured, won't this be alive!

Father Yang was very happy, and took a look at the martial arts cheats, "Sunflower Treasure Book"

His smile stiffened, and he quickly changed it, muttering, "This is not good!

I changed it, and then read it, "Sword Book to Wars Off Evil Spirits"

His smile was completely stiff, and he twisted Yang Yan with one hand, and roared: "What the hell are you teasing me?

Yang Yan wiped his sweat, thinking that he should not tease his father, and if he teased him again, he was afraid that he would have a heart attack!

"Daddy, don't be angry! I'm just kidding! I'm going to get you the Sunflower Treasure Book, it's all in the novel, I'm just joking, I'll change the name myself! No problem, it's absolutely no problem for you to practice like this!"

......

So there was a spectacle in the Qingshan Courtyard, where Father Yang was practicing martial arts with a sunflower treasure book, and the second master was practicing with a sword to ward off evil spirits.