"Brother Bowen, is your wife an evil man who is not afraid of death?" Meihua seemed a little surprised. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Curator Xu grinned, he must have been secretly proud, and he scared the plum blossoms by telling a lie.

Director Xu shook his head and said: "Plum blossom, my wife is a hundred times more fierce than the dominatrix, and I won't tell you, I have been married to her for more than 20 years, and I have been hunted down by him three times." ”

Curator Xu rolled up his trouser legs, pointed to a long scar and said, "Plum blossom, look, this is what my wife cut with a knife." ”

I looked at Director Xu's performance coldly, and thought: Okay, you big liar, this scar was obviously a fall in the cemetery and was scratched by nails, how can it be counted on my wife?

Two years ago, Director Xu went to inspect an ancient tomb, and when he walked down from the gangplank, he accidentally slipped and fell directly from the gangplank into the ancient tomb, and landed on the coffin impartially. An iron nail on the coffin cut a two- or three-inch-long cut on Curator Xu's leg.

Plum blossom bent down and looked at the scar with interest. He asked, "Is your wife bending down and slashing you in the leg with a knife?"

Curator Xu rolled his eyes and said, "About ten years ago, the unit asked me to go on a business trip. My wife wouldn't let me go, so she slashed me in the leg with a knife. ”

"Ahh Plum seemed to be frightened.

"Plum blossoms, look at you, a girl from Dosven, where is my wife's opponent. Just like you, my wife can beat three or five. Director Xu said with added vinegar.

Meihua asked curiously: "Brother Bowen, you said that your wife has chased and killed you three times, and where did you cut you twice?"

Curator Xu was stunned, maybe he didn't expect Meihua to ask this, so he froze.

"Brother Bowen, which two scars do I want to see?" Meihua urged.

When I heard Meihua ask, I knew that Meihua was deliberately taking Director Xu's army.

"That's... On both occasions, I ran fast, and my wife didn't chase me, so I'm glad I wasn't hurt. "Director Xu is cunning enough, and he came up with this statement in a blink of an eye.

Meihua pursed her lips and said nonchalantly: "Brother Bowen, I don't think your wife is powerful at all, and she has been married to you for more than 20 years before she cut off a small scar on you." It seems that your wife is just bluffing and scaring you. ”

"Plum blossom, my wife doesn't scare me, she plays real every time. If I hadn't been a fast runner, I wouldn't have died. Director Xu was alarmist.

"Brother Bowen, I think I will meet your wife. Plum Blossom said faintly.

"What... What?" said Director Xu's mouth wide in surprise.

"I said I wanted to meet your wife. Plum blossom said loudly.

"You... What are you doing with her?" asked Director Xu in surprise.

I thought: Director Xu must have felt incomprehensible, and he was scared for a long time, but it didn't work.

Plum raised her eyebrows and said, "I want to see what a dominatrix looks like." ”

"Plum blossoms, when you see my wife, there is no doubt that a moth is fighting a fire. If my wife knew about my relationship with you, she would have to kill you. Curator Xu said with a wrenched face.

Plum snorted with her nose and said, "I'm barefoot and not afraid to wear shoes." ”

"You... What do you mean by that?" Curator Xu looked at the plum blossoms in confusion. He must have found it incomprehensible that such an elegant girl could be so strong in her bones.

"Big brother, if you think, I'm single, and I don't care if I die. My parents are taken care of by my aunt, who has two daughters and can also take care of my parents. Your wife is different, she has you, children, and parents. Since she is not afraid of death, I am even more afraid of death. Plum Blossom said categorically.

Curator Xu was stunned, and he stared at the plum blossoms blankly.

"Big brother, when the time comes, I will bring a knife, sharpen it quickly, and hand it to her, lest she want to kill me and find the knife for a while. Plum Blossom said.

Curator Xu's eyes widened, as if he didn't know the plum blossoms.

"You... Are you really not afraid of death?" asked Director Xu in surprise.

"I'm afraid of death, but I'm going to give it up in order to get you. I will say to your wife: There are only two ways before you: one is to kill me and then be sentenced to death. One is to divorce Big Brother Bowen and let me marry him. Plum blossoms puffed up their chests, looking righteous and awe-inspiring.

"You... You ......" Curator Xu was frightened, and he stammered and asked, "Plum blossom, you... You're not crazy, are you?"

Plum Blossom grinned and said, "How could I be crazy? I want to drive your wife crazy." ”

"Mei... Plum blossoms, calm down, don't be impulsive. When you and my wife meet, the result will definitely be the same end. In that case, I will lose you. Curator Xu seemed to have calmed down, and he obviously came up with another excuse.

"Brother Bowen, if I can't get you, I'd rather die. Plum said firmly.

"Plum blossom, I love you, I can't lose you. So, I strongly disagree with you seeing my wife. I think it's more feasible for me to do my wife's ideological work. Director Xu pretended to be reluctant to plum blossoms.

Plum thought for a moment and said, "Okay." Then you will do the ideological work of your wife, and if you haven't done her ideological work for three years, then I will do it. Plum blossom got off the stage by the ladder.

Curator Xu breathed a sigh of relief.

Director Xu must have thought: If Meihua meets his wife, it will be all over. Director Xu is a smart person, and he has always advocated: the red flag at home does not fall, and the colorful flags flutter outside.

No matter how young and beautiful Meihua is, it is enough to be his junior. Because, Director Xu still has a future and children, all of which require him to maintain this family.

"Brother Bowen, then you should write clearly on the commitment: do the ideological work of your wife within three years, divorce her, and then marry Meihua. Plum blossom said happily.

"Okay. Director Xu reluctantly agreed.

According to Meihua's dictation, Director Xu wrote a "letter of commitment". He recopied the written "letter of commitment" again, and then handed it to Meihua. Said flatteringly: "Plum blossom, what do you think?"

Meihua looked at it carefully, nodded, and said approvingly: "The writing is very good, and the words are also beautifully written." ”

Director Xu proudly said: "When I was in junior high school, I won the first place in the school with pen and handwriting. ”

Meihua put the "letter of commitment" on the table and said, "You can't just sign it, but you also have to press a handprint." ”

"Do you want to press the mudra?" Director Xu shook his head and asked, "Where is the ink?"

Meihua took a tube of lipstick from her satchel and said, "Use this." ”

Curator Xu smeared the lipstick on his fingers and pressed a handprint vigorously.

(To be continued.) )