Chapter 6: The Stinky Farts Are Rolling

Zhao Liren took the apprentice, and it took another day and a night to return to the grass house, all the way with Yang Yuan, injected into the head of the cat demon, the anger of the two monsters gradually decreased a lot, and in the bamboo cage, they didn't shout loudly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Master, what does this cat demon eat?" the young man was curious.

"What cats eat, they eat, and animals and plants in general become monsters and do not change their nature. Zhao Liren explained.

"Then why do you want to eat chicken legs?" Yun Yi asked Liuhua.

Six petals covered his "face" with leaves, shook the green stem, and did not answer.

"Go catch some small fish and feed them, they must have been locked up for a long time and are already hungry. "Zhao is humane.

"Hey, they eat meat and fish again, they eat better than us, master, shouldn't we invite back the two ancestors?" Yun Yi thought to himself, it is better to eat the fish himself.

"Isn't this your idea, when I train the two little demons to be obedient and reasonable, and put them in a big family, I won't earn dozens of taels of silver at a time? ”

Yun Yi thought about it casually, found a fishing rod, dug some earthworms, and walked with the six petals to a ditch half a mile away in the forest.

On top of a bluestone, there sat a young man in cloth, holding his breath, staring at the water with two eyes, and praying in his mouth: "Fish, fish take the bait, let me catch a few more, there are kittens to eat, and I also eat." ”

It took a long time for the float in the water to move, sinking down, and the cloud also retracted with the rod, and his face was lost, and it turned out to be just a small fish less than the length of a palm.

"Liuhua, from tomorrow, I'm going to practice the introductory exercises, you have to watch me closely, don't let me be lazy, if I doze off again, you bite my fingers. The boy put the small fish in the basket, took half of the earthworm, hung it on the hook, and put it in the water. On his arm, there are still a few scars, which have just scabbed over, some are swollen, and they look shocking. "This time I went to the mountains with my master, and I almost lost my life, it seems that I don't work weekdays, and I don't have real skills. ”

Liuban understood the young man's words and nodded, looking happy.

It took half a day to catch seven small fish, and when I came back, I was eaten by the two cat demons, and I was eaten after a while, and Yun Yisui looked at the greedy appearance of the monster, and the last fish in his hand had to be put into the bamboo cage. Seeing that there was only one fish left, Red-Eye and Green-Eye gave in to each other, and finally Green-Eye pushed the fish to Red-Eye's mouth with his claws, and Red-Eye ate it.

"It's only been more than two days, and you have learned to be polite, it seems that the master's yang energy is really effective. Yun Yi said, "Green Eyes, did you hear my words, look at this arm, what you have been caught by? For the sake of your husband, you are also ruthless, you are really a brutal mother-in-law." ”

The green eye listened to Yun Yisui's words, and was actually a little touched, and looked at the wound with its jewel-like eyes, stunned.

"Let's go, let's practice. The young man knew that the cat demon was completely human, and it would take a few days, so he didn't say much to them, and went to the back of the grass hut by himself, without Zhao Liren's urging, to practice the magic skill of cutting turbidity and washing the marrow.

"Optimus. Zhao Liren heard the voice of his apprentice, smiled with relief in the room, turned over, and fell asleep by himself.

Yun Yiyi was sweating profusely before he stopped to rest, and the six petals fanned the petals vigorously to make him cooler.

"Liuban, before you were caught by the master, in the deep mountains, did you like to stay in a place with heavy yin qi?" The young man still did not forget the question raised two days ago, and he was always very persistent about doubts.

Six petals shook his head, indicating that he didn't like it.

"Why don't you stay there if you don't like it, don't you know how to walk?"

The six petals made several movements with the leaves, and changed a few expressions, as if expressing a complicated thing, or its complicated thoughts, but Yun Yisui couldn't understand it, so he had to sigh: "It would be great if you could speak, we can discuss and discuss it well, but I don't know, when will you become an adult, the master said, the goblin cultivates to the end, and can turn into a human form, but that is the most powerful monster, it is estimated that you are no play." ”

As he was talking, his stomach suddenly agitated, and he released several loud stinky farts, and the serial farts were loud and smelly, and the six petals were smoked a few feet away.

The young man couldn't help blushing and wondered, "What's wrong with me, do you have a stomach?"

Before he finished speaking, it was another few farts, like thunder. Yun Yi looked at the six petals, and the two "looked at each other" for a while, and the young man laughed and went to practice again.

At dinner in the evening, Yun Yisui was still the same, and accidentally a fart popped out, he was driven to the door by the old man to eat, holding the bowl alone, and said with a melancholy face: "Master, let go of a few farts, you will hate me?"

"It's a few, a few hundred, if you don't go outside, this house won't be able to stay there. Zhao Liren smiled, "However, this is a good thing, your exercises have improved, and the turbidity in your body is being discharged, so there will be this movement." And endure it for a few days, and you'll be fine, maybe when the fart is over, you'll enter the second realm, and you can learn demon magic. ”

"Really?" the boy was overjoyed.

"Really, but stay away from me these days, or I won't even be able to eat, and when I smell you, I want to vomit. ”

"Master, actually, I want to vomit too. Yun Yisui smiled, took a few bites of rice, and chewed it in his mouth.

In the past few days, Zhao Liren has been happy in his heart, after a small ordeal, the apprentice is sensible, and he doesn't have to worry about it, so he trains the two cat demons with all his heart, planning to earn silver as soon as possible, and that day will be even more beautiful.

Zhao Liren himself is not a greedy person, he studied art in Taihuaguan for three years when he was a teenager, and he received strict teachings from his master, and he knew that those who cultivate immortals must eliminate demons and defend the way, and they cannot hold martial arts, so they did not agree with the bad idea of the apprentice, but they were struggling with their livelihoods, and they were afraid that Yun Yisui would be too wronged, so he was ready to use the cat demon to earn some silver.

Zhao Liren calculated, just near this big town of Chuanping, make a few monsters, specifically find those big families who are rich and unkind, and frighten them, not only get money, but also export evil anger for the people, maybe such a trouble, those rich people who exploit the poor also know how to be more restrained, and they dare not do more evil on weekdays.

Of course, you can't do more of this kind of thing, so as not to be discovered, and when the time comes, you will report to the government, saying that he is a demon and send someone to arrest him, but it is not good.

"Red-eyed, green-eyed, you have to listen well, remember my words, when you go to someone else's house in the future, you can only scream a few times, scare people, and don't hurt people, otherwise I will tear off your head and blow up the wine." Zhao Liren commanded while injecting yang energy.