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Why is this old thing laughing so obscenely? The little monkey is still very young, and he can't understand why Old Man Lin is laughing so obscenely. After a few squeaks, he began to have fun on his own.

Old man Lin smiled, gave Yang Yan a meaningful smile, and then followed Monk Se away.

Leaving Yang Yan scratching his head on the spot, what does this smiling face mean?

I couldn't figure it out, so I simply ignored it. It can only be said that Old Man Lin likes to have convulsions when he is old. For this kind of thing, Yang Yan has always ignored it. At most, I'll hand you a newspaper. Let's tear it up!

Shaking the phone, just when the blue light bloomed, the phone grunted to Yang Yan's feet. The projection of the system has also disappeared completely, and I don't know what the situation is.

The illusory figure of the dog floated around the phone, and raised his hand to look at his body that was almost transparent. A pain in the flesh, this is all energy!

Yang Yan shook his phone again and shouted a few words, but he didn't see the system come out. Touching his chin, Yang Yan tentatively whispered a few words. The system still doesn't come out.

At this time, Yang Yan was relieved, and scolded a few more words loudly. The whole body felt comfortable. Ah, you were pretending to be with me just now, and now you can't pretend?

The mobile phone was pulled, and a ray of electric light wrapped around Yang Yan's whole body along Yang Yan's hand.

In an instant, like dancing a crazy disco, Yang Yan's whole body was Parkinson's. Shake out a different beauty.

Unsuspecting, he was attacked by the system.

The system's voice floated out, weak as if it was about to breathe.

"Dare to speak ill of me! You are looking for death! Lao Tzu has exhausted his energy for your broken door, and he is going to fall asleep! You still scold me, you are really a white-eyed wolf who can't be raised!"

Yang Yan's whole body was black, his hair stood upside down, his eyes were white, and he spit out a rod of black smoke with one mouth. The clothes had all been reduced to ashes.

Ahri snorted and quickly covered her eyes, her pretty face flushed. The little monkey was not shy, staring at Yang Yan's body with small black eyes.

Just looking at it was not enough, he rubbed it out, and climbed up to his shoulders along Yang Yan's thighs. Stretched out his paw to touch Yang Yan's erected hair.

Click......

The hairs after being electrocuted were very brittle, and the little monkey only touched it slightly, and immediately turned into black ash and scattered with the wind. Yang Yan came to his senses and touched the top of his head, wanting to cry without tears.

Mountains and rivers take turns, and this year they come to my house......

Yang Yan had no choice but to comfort himself that he could save some electricity for his family......

The little monkey stared at the top of Yang Yan's head with wide eyes, at a loss. Why is it that the handful of hair is gone? Where is it? The little monkey's little head is pomming around, looking for the handful of hair that has disappeared.

The emperor lived up to the monkey and let it find it. It turned out to be between Yang Yan's legs!

With a rub, the little monkey jumped down and plunged directly into Yang Yan's crotch. Stretch out the monkey's paw and grab it. Frightened, Yang Yan was so clever that he quickly dodged it. His head was covered with sweat.

Oh, my little ancestor! There's not just hair there! You can't touch it, and even if you do, you've cut your fingernails, okay? I'm scared!

Quickly find a set of clothes to put on and cover the key parts, Yang Yan breathed a sigh of relief.

Oh yes, scared the baby to death!

Before Yang Yan and the system could get angry, the system spoke first.

"I ran out of energy this time, and I hurt the source. I'm about to fall into a deep sleep, but I've completely linked the two planes together with a trace of my origin. You only need to wait for the portal to regenerate its energy on its own, and you can open the plane portal once a month. When I fall asleep, the system inside my phone will be left with only the mechanical parts. It is estimated that this sleep is several decades. Bye-bye!"

was simply decisive, and after explaining his last words, his voice fell. The system began to fall asleep. Leaving Yang Yan stunned on the spot.

"Sleeping, dead, decades, holding grass...... Great!"

Yang Yan was excited, and it would take decades for the poisonous tongue system to wake up. Wouldn't I be happy? The two planes are connected? I can use it once a month? It's great if I go there, I'm going to have a vacation or something.

His hands were folded, and his face was reverent.

"System Immortal, you can go with peace of mind! I will always remember you! Hallelujah!"

Ahri didn't know when he had opened his eyes, and he was standing not far away with a dishonest little monkey in his arms. There was still a blush on his face that had not faded.

The little monkey was very dishonest, and his black eyes were still looking at Yang Yan's crotch. I'd love to reach out and grab it.

Yang Yan looked at the eager little monkey, unconsciously clamped his legs, and asked curiously: "Where did this monkey come from?"

When Ahri saw Yang Yan, he remembered the dark scene just now, so he had to turn his head and say, "It's the child of the monkey king in a group of monkeys in the mountains." Its mother had just been shot by the people of the devil country. I helped his mother heal the gunshot wound, and it didn't haunt me. ”

Yang Yan suddenly realized that it should be the gunshot before. It seems that the oozing howl is the mother of the monkey. I can't help but think of a certain sentence and feel that it makes sense.

The monkey screamed so loudly! And the characteristic, infiltrating people!

No wonder they all say that men like women who can bark! Even the monkey king likes the female monkey who can call! Not to mention men!

The two walked side by side towards the outside of the valley.

And Dog Egg successfully got a five-day vacation, and at the moment he is showing off with a sports car.

The sports car said jealously: "Just our boss's fucking pee sex, he will give you a holiday, how can I not believe it!"

The dog raised his head, touched his nose, and said proudly: "Do you know what it means to want to capture and indulge? Do you know what strategy is?"

Sports car: "...... I don't know, why don't you explain it to us, Dr. Dog?"

Dog: "Ahem! This is called a stratagem, learn a little! You see that I did my best this time! Is there a merit?"

The sports car nodded: "Yes! You see that you are all emaciated! Everyone is empty!"

Goudan said: "So, I have a mouth, I want three or five months of vacation, definitely not good! The boss will definitely not give it, but let's bargain! Three or five months become three or five days, and it will be reduced by such a large margin at once." For my sake, the boss will definitely agree. ”

The sports car is in suit, and looking at the dog is like looking at the gods, all worship. Then he secretly recorded this passage, planning to give it to Yang Yan for a while in exchange for a vacation.

The dog was satisfied with the eyes of the sports car and walked away.

Yang Yan and Ahri walked out of the valley, and before they had walked a few steps, they were surrounded by a group of fierce monkeys. The monkeys were all standing on trees, some holding wood in their hands, some holding rocks, and some grabbing handfuls of fruit.

Yang Yan raised his hands and surrendered. It's not that he's afraid of being beaten, but the main thing is that he just saw a few monkeys holding a few lumps of feces in their hands......!

"Squeak!"

The little monkey broke free from Ahri's arms and ran up the tree.

"Squeak squeak...... Roar!"

Immediately, a response voice rang out. A tall figure jumped between the trees and appeared in front of the little monkey. The little monkey chirped and rubbed the tall figure's thighs and climbed up. In the blink of an eye, he climbed onto his back.

There were thick leaves between the trees, and Yang Yan could only see that the figure was about one meter and a half. But I couldn't see it clearly, and I thought it should be a monkey. As expected, it is the monkey king of this group of monkeys.

Sure enough, after listening to the little monkey's chirping for a few words, the tall monkey turned his head to look at Yang Yan. To be precise, he looked at Ahri.

"Roar!

The big monkey roared twice, and suddenly all the monkeys disappeared into the mountain forest. There was no sign of him, only the rustling sound continued.

The little monkey scurried down and jumped into Ahri's arms. It seems to have fallen in love with this soft and fragrant comfort zone. I don't want to leave.

The big monkey took a deep look at this side, roared, and jumped down from the tree. The man stood up and gestured to Yang Yan.

Yang Yan understood.

With his back to Yang Yan, he waved his claws forward, and held the grass!

This monkey can also bird text? Awesome monkey of mine.

Ahri hugged the young man and explained, "It told us to follow it, don't get lost." ”

Yang Yan: "Brother is not blind, ......"

Following the big monkey, I have gone deep into Daqing Mountain unconsciously. This is an old forest in the mountains that has not been set foot in for hundreds of years. It is estimated that only hermits from hundreds of years ago would have stayed here.

Yang Yan didn't expect that in this deep mountain and old forest, there was really a piece of paradise, like a paradise.

When Yang Yan saw the forest that was still bearing fruit, he was completely blinded.

At this time, it was already close to the end of the year, and the whole country was in a cold winter. Even if it's warmer in the mountains, you can't be so willful! When is this going on?

The trees in the mountains are still green, and they have lost their leaves, but they are also a little sluggish. But the orchard in front of him is unusual, and now is the time to bear fruit.

"That's too ...... ......"