In Celtic mythology, Avalon is surrounded by important islands shrouded in swamps and mist, and the islands have no time and age, and nothing will grow old, like an ideal country for independence and independence. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

However, in the modern age of mythology, the former ideal land has lost its mystery through the development of human hands, and has become a pure land where spellcasters thrive.

At least in today's Avalon, old people and dead people are everywhere!

"Go back to the original starting point, stand in front of the mirror blankly, clumsily tie the knot of the red tie, comb your hair to look like an adult, put on a handsome suit, and you will be better than you imagined when I see you later......"

The staff dormitory attached to the Public Security Administration is located on the edge of the southern district of Avalon, and Du Yu pushed open the window to let the sea breeze into the room, humming a song while changing into a "battle suit" sponsored by the porters.

Wearing unaccustomed clothes, looking at his "new" self in front of the fitting mirror, Du Yu couldn't help but sigh, worried about his little short legs, and thought about whether to have a height enhancement surgery.

Du Yu tightened his belt, rolled up his trouser legs high, and said to himself: "I don't look like a prince in a dragon robe, it's appropriate to describe me as a special mother...... No, it should be that I am too handsome, and no matter how expensive the clothes are, they are not worthy of me. ”

"Clothes, worry about it later. Du Yu pulled away his messy hair and hesitated: "If you don't want to be extravagant, go to the barber shop and get a new hairstyle, maybe you can be saved." ”

"Although it is a bit rude, but I have to say that your appearance itself has perfectly explained the inconspicuous three words, the general barber is not helpful, it is recommended that you go to a regular beauty salon and find a professional beautician for rescue. ”

"Alas, I haven't been to a beauty salon since I'm so old, and I'm a little nervous. Du Yu posed in front of the fitting mirror that he thought he was handsome, suddenly came back to his senses, and said unhappily: "Who said I look inconspicuous? Or let me spend ten hours correcting your aesthetics!"

"No, I don't think the worldly aesthetic needs to be corrected, the most important thing to correct is probably your genetics. ”

"Don't make fault with my looks, brute!" Du Yu ignored it explicitly, pulling the loose suit in his own way, trying to make up for it by wearing his own characteristics or trends, but unfortunately the result was regrettable, and he said in a low mood: "This suit is someone else's child after all, the size is not appropriate, why don't you replace it with a new one?"

"With all due respect, you have to look good in pure clothes, and you must also have considerable taste and face. ”

Du Yu untied the tie that was too tightly tied and said angrily: "Don't talk about your face or anything!"

"If a person who looks bad doesn't even dress casually, let alone whether he looks good or not, he will even be confronted with economic strength, so it highlights how sorry it is. Ignoring Du Yu's trembling and suspicious voice, the blows came one after another, without pause: "Ah, if you want to deliberately challenge this feat, even if the posture you show is unbearable, it is still a little awe-inspiring." ”

“...... Director, what do you want me to do!" Du Yu pleaded.

The person standing in the corner of the wall to talk to was Lydia, the girl was holding her arms, looking up and down at Du Yu, who was wearing clothes, and suggested: "Sao Nian, your problem is not a problem, as long as you are willing to spend money, it can be solved perfectly with a 'snap'." ”

"Money, the root of this evil...... Hey, that's not right!" Du Yu's reflex arc finally jumped out of the Mobius ring, turned around in a panic and glared at the girl behind him, and shouted, "Director, how did you get in!"

Both magicians and magicians are secretive, so most buildings pay considerable attention to protecting the privacy of their residents, especially the staff quarters of the Public Security Administration, where the door locks and windows are specially treated and difficult to break through by ordinary means.

But these security measures were not worth mentioning in front of Lydia's methods, and she proudly held up the beautiful hairpin and smiled coquettishly: "Of course I broke the door in!"

"It's a physical means rather than a magical ability, and you're one of the twelve Knights of the Round Table!" Du Yu subconsciously complained, and then noticed the mobile phone that Lydia grabbed and said nervously: "You didn't take a sneak peek, did you?"

As if despised, Lydia shook her head sadly and said sadly, "Do I seem to be afraid of such a tasteless person?"

"You explain to me, why do the three letters Rec appear on the interface of the phone?" Du Yu said with the corner of his mouth twitching.

"Wronged, I'm not secretly shooting, I'm stealing. Lydia said with a sense of urgency.

Du Yu's forehead swelled, and he said angrily: "Is there a difference between secretly filming and stealing photography!"

"Maybe not, but it doesn't matter. Lydia skillfully adjusted the angle of the light source, and said without raising her head: "After the video recording is completed, I will pack a copy for you, this is the leader's heart, you don't need to be moved, just accept it." ”

"Director, are your beautiful eyes blind? I'm obviously not moved, it's angry, delete it for me!" Du Yu gritted his teeth and said.

While Lydia dodged Du Yu who pounced on her with an indistinct movement, she operated her mobile phone and pressed the play button, watching it with relish, and laughing like silver bells from time to time.

"Damn legal Lori, always bullying me for fun. I didn't grab the phone, but I was tired half to death, Du Yu panted and said: "...... I gave up, as long as I didn't post it on the Internet. ”

Lydia put away her phone contentedly, and sat down on the desk that was half of her body in a slight jump, her legs crossed, and the corners of her black Gothic dress fluttered, revealing a small snow-like calf.

"Is it good-looking?" Noticing that Du Yu's eyes were focused on her legs, Lydia not only did not show a disgusting expression, but enjoyed it very much, and even raised her legs further, threw off her black leather shoes, revealing her small jade feet, and tapped Du Yu's chest with her toes provocatively, revealing a bewitching smile that did not match her age, and said charmingly: "Hehe, my heart is beating faster." ”

It seems that Lydia is trying to develop new attributes and challenge the role of Gongkou!

"Am I hiding Lolita? No, I can't betray the teachings of the giant (gentleman) milk party, how can the milk not be a giant to gather people's hearts and disperse the poor milk!" Du Yu found himself in his self-questioning and self-answering, regained his composure, pushed away Lydia's restless bare feet, and said in a deep voice: "Legal Lori, solemnly tell you, my heart is as strong as iron, and I will not waver!"

"Tell you a good thing, every man thinks he likes an adult woman before he meets the loli he likes. Lydia snapped.

"Hey, this line is so familiar, I seem to have heard it somewhere?" Forget it, it doesn't matter now......" Du Yu relied on his extraordinary willpower to resist Lydia's tireless sexual SAO disturbance, and said firmly: "Even if I awaken the Lori control attribute, I have the confidence to only control Tong Yan Ju (gentleman) breasts!"

Subtext: Who would like your barren boobs, airfield, washboard!

As if hearing the subtext, Lydia said frantically: "Who is the airport, who is the washboard?

"Wait, how can I get to this extent...... No, the conversation is getting more and more crooked, what are you looking for me?" Du Yu came back to his senses for a while, his eyes signaled that the joke was over, and he said with a straight face: "Seriously." ”

Lydia no longer teased Du Yu, tore open the package of the treasure bead with her bare hands, bit the round candy in one bite, and said vaguely: "I happened to be passing by, I will take you back to the Public Security Bureau, and wait for everyone to come together before releasing a new task." ”

Without waiting for Du Yu to ask further, Lydia, who had had enough trouble, straightened her legs and said arrogantly: "Ernie sauce, help others put on shoes." ”

The title of "Ernie sauce" made Du Yu feel excited, as if something broke out of his heart, but on the surface, he bit his tongue with his teeth and tried his best to stay awake, and said arrogantly: "Don't make trouble, it makes me have goosebumps all over my arms...... Alas, don't kick me, it hurts...... Just help you. ”

Du Yu couldn't care about his restless mood, lightly touched Lydia's bare feet, and his hand was cold, like the work of an art master, exuding a magic that people can't put down.

The beautiful blue eyes watched Du Yu's expression change, and Lydia straightened her chest of regret and said proudly: "Hmph, now you feel my charm, right?"

As if to hide his vacillation, Du Yu rudely put his leather shoes on Lydia's bare feet, and said recklessly: "No problem." ”

Lydia shook her legs, jumped off the desk with a "hey", pulled the sluggish Du Yu, and said excitedly: "Let'sgo!"

With this as a signal, a black "gate" appeared on the floor, engulfing the two of them......

(It's a great place on the train, no entertainment, no distractions.) ）