"Yes, yes, the food must be eaten, and the serious things must not be forgotten!"

Old Hama patted his head heavily, coughed, the image of the gluttonous ghost disappeared without a trace, and a solemn appearance appeared on his face, that solemn appearance, which made Wang Xu couldn't help but be a little awe-inspired. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Dear child, your name is Xu, right, dear child, you have found a food for us in the Nanzhan Department that is enough for everyone in the tribe to stop going hungry, this is a gift from the Ape God to us, children, let us thank the Ape God together, praise the Ape God....."

The old guy's mouth was really like a continuous stream of water, and the Yellow River was overflowing out of control, and almost all the words used for praise were quoted by him in large paragraphs on the omniscient and omnipotent ape god boss.

Of course, he didn't know what the significance of the discovery of flour was to Nanzhan Ministry.

If farming is based on the sky for food, then, hunting is even more unreliable than spending only two dollars and suddenly winning millions of lottery prizes, the creatures in the forest, not to mention those monsters that are so powerful that they are about to defy the sky, or fierce beasts with sharp teeth and claws, even the weakest wind rabbit, that speed to run, is not something that ordinary people can chase.

In such a situation, even the strongest samurai and the most experienced hunters in the village would have to go hungry for a few days, let alone the old, weak, sick and disabled.

Not to mention, the barbarians have extremely few ways to store food, and the meat of the large beasts will stink in a few days, and there is no good way to solve it except to share the food as soon as possible, so in winter, once the beasts either hibernate or hide and no longer show their faces, the barbarians can only abandon the old, weak, sick and disabled, and only give the limited food to the strongest tribesmen to ensure the continuation of the race.

The discovery of wheat has undoubtedly solved this difficulty, at least it can not reduce the population of the barbarian tribe on a large scale, no matter for any tribe, population is a necessary condition for its survival and even development, so it is not surprising that Matana and Old Hama will come here with such fanfare.

Wang Xu was really depressed in his heart, from picking to grinding, removing chaff, and finally being baked into scallion pancakes, it was all his Wang Xu's credit, and it didn't even have a half-dime relationship with the ape god.

What made Wang Xu most angry was the reaction of other people, almost everyone, with their eyes closed reverently, their hands folded in front of their chests, and followed the old Hama, the old god stick, to sing the praises of the great exploits of the ape god, even his Wang Xu's old lady and Mang, the bastard with a developed mind and simple limbs.

What made Wang Xu feel the most angry was the few women standing beside his mother, one by one half-hunched, as if they were standing on a stake over there, and they all looked like they were crying, which was really speechless.

is really too lazy to deal with this group of fools who have been brainwashed by feudal superstition, Wang Xu simply lowered his eyebrows and did not look or listen, although people stood in front of old Hama and Matana, but their hearts had already flown to 108,000 miles away.

"Asahi, the High Priest is calling you!"

Matana's low scolding made Wang Xu come back to his senses, and he looked at the old god stick in front of him with confused eyes.

"Xu, if you can find wheat under the gift of the ape god, it means that you are a descendant of the ape god, and from now on, you will be a disciple of my seminary. ”

"Xu, why don't you hurry up and kneel down and accept the blessing and blessing of the high priest. Matana reminded with some annoyance.

"Oooh. Wang Xu hurriedly fell to his knees.

"Asahi, to receive the blessing of the high priest, you need to kneel on one knee, not on both legs. ”

Matana glanced at Wang Xu angrily and said, she was really helpless to this kid who had no education.

In the same way, for these complicated rules and customs, he Wang Xu was not tired of it to the extreme, and he still wanted to refute a few words, but when he saw the bone spear in the hands of the group of guards that was thicker than his thigh, and the sharp spear tip polished by the rock on the top of the bone spear, he could only endure the slander in his heart, and according to Mattana's instructions, he knelt down on one knee in front of old Hama.

The old god's eyes seemed to be closed, his palm gently stroked the top of Wang Xu's head, and he recited a long prayer in his mouth, using the language of the oldest barbarians, the voice was simple and distant, and the vast distance seemed to come from the distant sky, full of that kind of ancient mystery.

What made Wang Xu extremely depressed was that although this language had disappeared among ordinary barbarians for a long time, except for those old priests who claimed to be the agents of the ape god, no one could master it, but he was completely able to understand it.

"Handsome guy, it's nothing, it's just that the power of inheritance left in your mind by others is working. ”

Yu Linglong's stinky fart sounded in Wang Xu's mind.

"That's the benefit of you as a wise son, and there are no barriers to you in this continent, regardless of the language of any race. ”

"Yu Linglong, do you know what Lao Tzu wants to do most now?"

"What do you want to do?"

"Lao Tzu wants to kill you!"

Wang Xu roared in his heart, as a college student, what he was most annoyed about was holding a conference, and every time he was in the venue, the lofty arguments of those so-called leaders always made him sleepy.

The current old Hama reminded him of the eloquence of the big men again, almost every word in his words was praising the greatest ape god in the world, if he didn't understand, he could still think that it was an old monk chanting, but the problem was that he could understand it, those flattering words, it made him so disgusting that he almost vomited out last night's overnight dinner.

Fortunately, old Hama only spoke for half an hour before he closed his mouth and knocked him three times on the head.

This kind of bullshit that has no practical meaning except for praise is definitely the same as those Internet divine comedies, and has a super powerful brainwashing function, so much so that Wang Xu unknowingly used this language when he responded to old Hama.

"Little one, are you willing to be the old man's apprentice?"

"Quack, five-way quack!"

Old Hama was so surprised that his jaw was about to fall to the ground, Matana looked at him blankly and didn't know what to do, and the most devout believers of the ape god, even including Wang Xu's mother, all stopped sighing and looked at him with a look of being stopped by a time stopper.

"Brother Xu, you actually understand the language of God, my God, God, this is incredible, I can be with the Divine Envoy and be a good friend for so long!"

The reckless shouts of disbelief, the sound of ghosts crying and wolf howls, finally summoned everyone's minds back.

"Asahi, how do you know the language of God!"

Old Hama hugged Wang Xu tightly, stared at him in disbelief and asked, with great strength, he grabbed two black handprints from Wang Xu's arms.

"Uh, I'm ...... Actually, I just listened to you for so long a day, and I learned from you, old ..... Teacher, can you let go of your hand first, my little arm is about to be broken by you, student. ”

Of course, Wang Xu couldn't tell him the inheritance of Jade Linglong in his mind, so he had to make up nonsense casually.

I can't imagine that in my life, Hama, I can meet a young man who opens up by nature, and I am fortunate enough to make him my student, great ape god, please let me use the most beautiful words to praise your supreme kindness. ”

Old Hama looked up at the sky at an angle of 45 degrees with great reverence, and once again praised the great ape god who was comparable to the creator with endless hymns, ignoring the madness of the greatest believers of the ape god around him.

The other people present were already so excited that they couldn't help themselves when they heard Wang Xu say that bullshit, and when they heard the four words of Heavenly Spirit's self-opening, many people screamed in horror that they couldn't support anymore, and even fell into a coma on the spot.

Wang Xu is full of black lines, God, isn't my brother just a foreign language, as for making you excited like this.

"Stinky boy, do you know what the heavenly spirit opens, let me tell you, this divine language, but it is used to communicate with the ape god, when we go to the battlefield, we can only use the divine language to pray, the ape god can hear the inner needs of our believers, and can use the power of the ape god. ”

The old Hama, who had woken up, shook Wang Xu vigorously, almost roaring wildly.

"Teacher, if you shake it again, the student's body will fall apart. ”

For his fanatical teacher, Wang Xu is almost crawling to the bone.

"The old man doesn't care, stinky boy, our teacher-student relationship has been determined, from today onwards, the old man will live on your teething side, and teach you every day, if you dare to have even the slightest slackness, see how the old man punishes you!"

Wang Xu was so depressed that he didn't have a mouthful of old blood spurting out, how did he do it, he finally showed that he could speak a foreign language, how could he be entangled by this old guy.

"High Priest, congratulations on your protégé, but you don't seem to have announced Asahi's reward yet. ”

Matana leaned over to old Hama's side and whispered a reminder.

"You see the old man is happy, haha, okay, I officially announce that Xu has discovered the correct way to eat wolftail grass, which can be regarded as finding a kind of food that can survive for our Nanzhan Department, and it is a state of self-opening of the heavenly spirit, so the old man officially announced that Xu was appointed as the high priest of the Long Tooth Tribe, in charge of all the sacrificial things of the Long Tooth Tribe. ”

The old fellow paused, and looked at everyone with a greedy gleam in his eyes.

"At the same time, since this method of eating wolf's tail grass was discovered by Asahi, any of you who use his method of eating wolf's tooth grass must pay Asahi a reasonable reward. ”