Chapter 8: Survival and Lies
"You're really good, in such a short period of time, you have thought of a way to break the Iron Eagle Chicken to summon your companions. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
The phantom of the jade Linglong flashed in Wang Xu's mind, and the words were full of approval.
"However, your pattern is too small, if it were me, I wouldn't care about its cry, I would only trap an iron eagle chicken with a dragon rope, and then dodge it far away, and by the way, set up a four-elephant killing array in this area!"
Wang Xu was covered in cold sweat, sure enough, people can't look good, this woman is graceful, delicate and lovely, but this murderous aura is too heavy, but I just want to fill the table with a dish called flower chicken, is it necessary to make corpses all over the field?
"Remember one sentence, once you will succeed, as a superior person, those useless mercy and kindness will only make your situation more dangerous in the future. ”
Yu Linglong's blood curse is connected to Wang Xu's life, and her soul is naturally connected with Wang Xu's mind, what Wang Xu is thinking, she can tell very clearly.
Wang Xu smiled disappreciably in his heart.
"Beauty, I don't think the same as you, I just need a chicken to make a flower chicken, so I don't need to kill all the Iron Eagle chickens here for this kind of thing, because in that case, I will only have to eat chickens every day for the next month. ”
Wang Xu paused, and then continued.
"You can't imagine that, in less than a month, I'll want to vomit when I see chicken, and then I'll be completely insulated from chicken. ”
"So, how much do you prefer to use and how much do you take?"
"That's right, if the time comes, I will use your method, but I will change the Four Elephants Killing Array to the Trapped Dragon Formation, in this way, I will have a chicken farm, I want chicken to have chicken, I want eggs to have eggs, tsk, think about it, it's a little exciting. ”
"You are indeed not what I thought. A look of astonishment appeared on Yu Linglong's face.
"Of course it's different, these days, I have been summarizing the differences between the two of us, and I found that the biggest difference between the two of us is that you always tend to destroy, while I am more willing to build. Wang Xu responded very blandly.
"In that case, why don't you build your chicken farm now? Yu Linglong asked suspiciously.
Wang Xu smiled mysteriously, went straight into the forest, broke the neck of the iron eagle chicken that had been struggling to the point of dying, and walked away in the direction of the tribe with him.
"There's a saying on our planet, you've heard of it, it's too big, but it's going to hit the egg, and I don't want to do anything too aggressive to keep my eggs from hurting. ”
In a clearing not far from the tribe, Wang Xu asked Mang to dig a big pit in the ground with a stone axe, while he himself went to the stream not far away, used a borrowed stone knife to disembowel, washed and peeled it cleanly, found even a huge palm leaf, wrapped the chicken, and dug out some old pond mud at the bottom of the stream to wrap the chicken tightly.
Then he put the lump of mud into the pit that Mang had dug out, filled it with soil, and then found a branch of a tree and carved a sun-absorbing charm on the filled soil.
The huge heat from the sun frantically scorched the mud lumps in the pit, and after about five minutes, Wang Xu picked up the dirt, and the mud lumps had been completely dried.
The mud lumps are pried open with a stone axe, and the puppy-sized Iron Eagle Chicken is roasted all over the golden body, with a strong meat aroma, mixed with the tranquility of palm leaves, and it is not an exaggeration to describe it with all colors and flavors.
Mang Gang wanted to take advantage of Wang Xu's inattention and tear off a piece from it, who would have thought that Wang Xu seemed to have eyes in the back of his head, his hand had just stretched out, and a chestnut chisel had already smashed on his head without hesitation.
The lunch is very rich, in a huge stone bowl, there is a two-finger-wide board, the leaves of emerald green wild vegetables float on the surface, with the red oil fried with dogwood, red, green and white, just looking at it makes people have a great appetite, plus a golden yellow called flower chicken, even if it is a fairy, I am afraid that saliva has to roll a few times in the mouth.
Old Hama, who is a foodie at first glance, is just that, why is Matana, a beauty, also a beauty that is even uglier than the evil ghosts, the reserved nature of the legendary beauty, the elegance of the nobility, and, looking at your thin waist and long legs, aren't you really afraid that the fat old monster will completely deform them?
"Dear Asahi thanks...... Belch...... Thank you for giving ..... Belch...... Our delicious ...... One meal ......"
Old Hama rubbed his round belly, and what was supposed to be a good remark was completely interrupted by the belching in the middle, which sounded really unpleasant.
Under the disdainful efforts of this old guy, a full ten pounds of board noodles, plus a chicken called Hua Chicken that is bigger than a dog, at least half of it went into his stomach, even so, this old guy is still saying that he is not full, and keeps asking Wang Xu what he eats for dinner.
"Asahi, tell me, where did all these wonderful ideas of yours come from?"
Matana asked with a pair of big watery eyes, and while asking, she relished a chicken paw cooked by Wang Xu with the remaining noodle soup, which Wang Xu made according to the principle of pickled pepper and phoenix paws in later generations, although the taste is far less pure than those chefs, but in this barbarian area where there is a lack of oil and salt, it is definitely an unimaginable delicacy.
It seems that no matter what world they are in, women are really the same, on the one hand, they can never understand things, maintain a huge curiosity, on the other hand, chicken feet, in addition to insignificant collagen, almost no other nutrients junk food, is definitely their favorite.
It's just that the woman Matana is absolutely different from those women in later generations, on the head of the family, but with the identity of a big patriarch, once his answer is a little bad, her orchid jade finger is casually hooked, I am afraid that he Wang Xu will have to disappear out of thin air, permanently mold and rot in a certain field, and gloriously become the nourishment of those plants on the ground.
A certain philosopher once said that 90% of life is made up of lies, and if you want to survive, you have to adapt yourself to living in lies.
In order to survive, Wang Xu had to weave a lie in his mind that could at least be accepted by old Hama and Matana.
"You may not know, just the day before yesterday, I had a quarrel with Shanghai over the distribution of prey.......
Ninety percent of the truest lies are facts, and Wang Xu has a deep understanding of this, so the beginning of this story must be based on the most authentic facts.
"Then Hu scolded me, and then he led the hunting party into the mountain, and I came down from the top of the mountain where Hu lived, and I was knocked unconscious and thrown to the edge of the forest........"
This guy Hu is really insidious, he took the hunting team into the mountains, and then sent his subordinates to kill him Wang Xu unconsciously, and perfectly got rid of his suspicion.
"This Shanghai is really too much!"
Old Hama stood up indignantly, and slapped his palm heavily on the stone table where he was eating, and the whole boulder the size of a round table in later generations was torn apart.
"Because of the problem of prey distribution, he actually wants to kill his own people, this matter, the old man must investigate to the end!"
"High Priest, Xu, I'm asking about the source of your whimsical ideas, don't use these pickled contradictions to disguise it. ”
The light in Matana's eyes flickered, and she seemed to see through Wang Xu's little tricks left and right.
"Patriarch, listen to me, this incident happened when I was knocked unconscious, when I was unconscious, I had a dream, and I dreamed of a great god who was very similar to the ape god......"
"What does this great god look like!"
Matana and Old Hama widened their eyes, stared at Wang Xu without blinking, and asked.
"Lao Tzu knows what he looks like, eh, Grandpa Wu Chengen, it seems that the kid is going to shamelessly plagiarize your ideas. ”
Wang Xu thought in his heart, and tried to pretend to be serious thinking on his face.
"He is an ape, but he is majestic, wearing a phoenix winged purple and gold crown, wearing chain gold armor, stepping on lotus silk and walking in the clouds, holding an iron rod in his hand, weighing 108,000 catties, stepping on somersault clouds, calling himself the Monkey King!"
"Monkey King! What a domineering title, it is the old man of the ape god, and he probably doesn't have such a domineering spirit. ”
Old Hama's eyes widened wider than eggs in shock, and he muttered in shock.
"This Monkey King, claiming to be related to me, passed on his inheritance to me, and these wonderful ideas were actually taught to me by him. ”
"Stinky boy, no wonder you can open your own spirit, it turns out that there is such an adventure. ”
Old Hama rushed up and grabbed Wang Xu and shook desperately, and his thin little body was about to be shaken apart by him.
"Stinky boy, your fortune is really deep, so deep that even the old man will be jealous to death, in order to compensate for the old man's wounded heart, the old man's three meals in the future will be covered by you, the stinky boy!"
Unlike old Hama, an old foodie who only thinks about her stomach, Matana cried and grabbed the ground, and fell to her knees solemnly, clasped her hands in front of her chest, and kowtowed to the sky in the distance.
"The inheritance of the gods, the inheritance of the gods, God, you have finally opened your eyes and given us a young man from the Nanzhan tribe with the inheritance of the gods, father, your wish before your death can finally come true, your spirit in the sky, can you see all this!"
"Father, you may really not know that this young man is the son of Uncle Kai, Uncle Kai, Mattana is sorry for you, even your relatives in this world have no way to protect him, and almost let him die at the hands of thieves, Uncle Kai, father, Mattana is ashamed of you. ”
"Uncle Kai?"
Wang Xu keenly grasped the key words in Mattana's words, it seems that his father, who has never met before, is still a person with a story.