Chapter 0554: Finale
I patted my chest and said, "Your son is also my godson, how can I let him drink plain water." Don't worry, the milk powder is wrapped around me. ”
"That's pretty much it. Liu Xiong was happy.
The little widow Ding Cuihua also attended my wedding, and during the meal, she ran to the bathroom three times in a row.
I noticed something strange about the little widow, so I approached her and asked, "Cuihua, are you not feeling well?"
The little widow smiled and whispered to me, "Brother Zhang, I'm pregnant." ”
"Ahh Did you go to the hospital for a check-up?"
The little widow grinned and said, "Brother Zhang, I'm a person who has given birth to a child, I have experience, I don't need to check to know, I must be pregnant." ”
"I... I'm so powerful!" I marveled at how powerful my sperm was.
In just one night, I made Qu Hui pregnant, and in just one night, I got the little widow pregnant. You can see what a competent man I am.
"Cuihua, I'm amazing. I said proudly.
"I'm pretty good, too. The little widow smiled.
"Yes, I'm great, you're great, we're both great. I said with a grin.
"Brother Zhang, when you get married, you will be cold to me in the future, right?" said the little widow with some loss.
"Cuihua, you are my sister, although I am married, I should come and go often. I want you to make friends with Miao Siyu. I say it sincerely.
"Okay, I'll be good friends with Miao Siyu. The little widow nodded thoughtfully.
After dinner, everyone came to the cave room to make trouble, and the noise did not stop until twelve o'clock.
When the others were gone, I said to Miao Siyu: "Alas, it's finally time for us to make out." ”
I was about to hug Miao Siyu to bed, when suddenly, the wind was blowing outside.
Miao Siyu asked in horror: "Ah, isn't it sunny today, why did the sky change all of a sudden?"
I said, "Siyu, let me tell you: It's not that the sky has changed, it's my friend from the underworld who has come to congratulate the two of us." ”
As soon as I finished speaking, the thousand-year-old female ghost broke into the new house with Ah Ju and the ghost baby.
"Congratulations!" said the thousand-year-old female ghost with a smile.
"Congratulations Brother Zhang!" Ah Ju said to the ghost baby: "Quickly kowtow to Uncle Zhang and Aunt Miao." ”
The ghost baby kowtowed to me and Miao Siyu three times.
I asked Ah Ju, "Why are you here?"
Ah Ju said: "Meimei informed me that you are married, so I rushed here." ”
The thousand-year-old female ghost Meimei said: "Brother Zhang, Ah Ju and I have prepared a gift for you, please smile." As he spoke, he took out a night pearl the size of a ping-pong ball from his pocket.
As soon as the bead was pulled out, the room was as bright as a sun.
"Ahh Such a big night pearl is unheard of in the world. If the price is estimated, it is worth 10 billion.
"Brother Zhang, this is the night pearl on the top of the dragon king's head, and I am reluctant to give it to Lord Yama. Meimei said.
"Meimei, this gift is too heavy, I can't accept it. I excused myself.
"Brother Zhang, I didn't give you this gift for no reason, I gave you this night pearl, which has extraordinary significance. "There is something to say in the beautiful words.
"Meimei, what do you mean? I asked curiously.
"Brother Zhang, you accept it first, and I'll tell you later. "Meimei shoved the Night Pearl into my hand.
I took the night pearl and asked, "Meimei, you can say it." ”
Meimei put her mouth close to my ear and whispered, "Brother Zhang, I went to the Lord of Yama to inquire, you and Miao Siyu have a fate for sixty years. Sixty years later, I will let you marry me. This pearl of the night is my dowry. ”
I smiled and said, "Meimei, you are doing the opposite, where is there a woman who gives a dowry to a man." ”
"Brother Zhang, anyway, I made an agreement with you, and after sixty years, you can only marry me. Meimei said domineeringly.
I smiled and said helplessly: "Meimei, you are the king of the 600-kilometer realm, if you want to occupy me, I dare not speak out." ”
"Hmph, don't get cheap and sell well, I'm a little worse. Meimei glanced at Miao Siyu and whispered, "I'm not uglier than Miao Siyu." ”
The thousand-year-old female ghost sat with Ah Ju and the ghost baby for a while and then took her leave. As soon as she left, I couldn't wait to sleep with Miao Siyu, when suddenly, another puff of green smoke rose, and the hanging neck ghost jujube came.
As soon as Xiao Zao came, he wanted to pounce on me again, but when he saw Miao Siyu present, he smiled awkwardly and said, "Hello sister-in-law!"
I frowned and said, "Xiaozao, you don't knock on the door, just break into my house, it's not polite." ”
Xiao Zao grinned and said nonchalantly: "Brother Zhang, I am your sister, you don't need to be so particular." ”
"Can my sister go to my brother and sister-in-law's room?" I said.
"Brother Zhang, sister-in-law, you two get married tonight, I don't have any gifts to give, so let's sing a song for the two of you. After saying that, he began to sing.
Miao Siyu praised: "Xiao Zao sings so well. ”
"Siyu, Xiao Zao is a famous Peking Opera actor. I introduced.
Xiao Zao sang eight Peking Opera excerpts to me and Miao Siyu in a row, and she said: "Eight, make up an auspicious number." Okay, I won't disturb my brother and sister-in-law's rest. ”
After Xiao Zao finished speaking, he walked away.
"Poetry, I think: ghosts are also very humane. Miao Siyu said with emotion.
"That's it. ”
I hugged Miao Siyu, and as soon as I sat on the bed, there was a knock on the door.
I frowned and said, "Who is this, and you won't let people sleep?"
I opened the door and saw that there was a headless male corpse Liu Jian. Now, Liu Jian's head has been recovered, so he held his head high and said to me: "Brother Zhang, brother Zhang came to congratulate and wish the little brother flowers and candles in the cave room." ”
"It's Brother Liu, please come in. I said.
"Brother Zhang, I won't go in. To be honest, I used to be rude to my younger siblings in the morgue, and now I am ashamed to think about it. Liu Jian said.
"The past is gone, why mention it. I said.
"Brother Zhang, I came today to congratulate you on the news, and to tell you: Just come to me if you have something in the future, and I will respond to your requests. Liu Jian said earnestly.
"Okay. In the future, I will inevitably have three difficulties and two disasters, and I will inevitably ask you for help when the time comes. I said.
"Brother Zhang, if you have something, just say it, don't be polite. After Liu Jian finished speaking, he gave me a bow and left.
I closed the door, thought about it, and said to Miao Siyu: "It seems that everyone who should come has come, and no one and ghosts will disturb us anymore." ”
"Shiwen, no matter who comes, don't squeak, otherwise, our cave room will be soaked in soup on the night of candles. Miao Siyu said.
"Okay!" I pushed Miao Siyu down on the bed and pressed it down.
"Shiwen, you are gentle. Miao Siyu pleaded.
"Siyu, I've been hungry for you for half a year, and you still let me Sven, I can't do it!" I ripped off Miao Siyu's clothes.
After some clouds and rain, I panted and said, "Siyu, I have successfully sown the seeds." ”
"How do you know that the sowing was successful?" Miao Siyu asked suspiciously.
I grinned and said, "Because my seed is good, your soil is good." ”
"Shiwen, I love you!" Miao Siyu hugged me tightly.
"Siyu, I love you too!" I also hugged Miao Siyu tightly.
That night, neither of us closed our eyes, because we had planted three seeds in a row on the fertile soil.
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