"When I went on a date with Miao Siyu, I would definitely mobilize her to get into the treasure gourd. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" I said overjoyed.

At this moment, the first thought that popped into my mind was: If Miao Siyu is willing to get into the treasure gourd, it can not only allow her to enhance her yin qi and borrow the corpse to return her soul as soon as possible, but also be able to accompany me, so that I will never be alone again.

"You are not my Maoshan disciple now, you have no skills, and you don't know how to spell, so if you want to collect the female ghost into the treasure gourd, I'm afraid it won't work. The old Taoist priest shook his head and said.

"Grandpa, please teach me how to put the female ghost into the treasure gourd. I pleaded impatiently.

"Well, I'll do it for you. The old Taoist priest readily agreed. "Young man, if you want to use my Maoshan Taoist spells, you have to join me Zhengyi, to put it bluntly, you have to worship me as a teacher. Would you like to?" asked the old Taoist priest.

"Yes, yes, I'm willing!" I wanted to put Miao Siyu into the treasure gourd, even if I was to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, I didn't hesitate.

The old Taoist priest lit three pillars of incense and said, "You write your name on this yellow paper." ”

I respectfully write my name.

The old Taoist priest sat at the table, closed his eyes, and muttered words in his mouth for a long time, and then said majestically: "Zhang Shiwen, you kneel down and kowtow to me three times." ”

I didn't dare to slack off, so I hurriedly knelt down and respectfully kowtowed to the old Taoist priest three times.

"Alright, get up. From now on, you are a Maoshan Taoist priest, and you are also my closed disciple. Now, I'll teach you the spell to collect ghosts. ”

"Master, thank you. I said with great joy.

"I read a sentence, and you follow it, remember: I only read it three times, and you must remember it. The old Taoist priest said.

I thought to myself, "If I only recite it three times, I won't be able to remember what to do?" and I begged, "Master, can I write down the mantra with a pen?" ”

The old Taoist priest's eyes widened and he said, "The incantation can only be recited, not memorized, and the heavenly secret must not be revealed." ”

"So, is the spell too long? I'm afraid it's too long to remember. I asked worriedly.

"You have to memorize it with your heart, no matter how long it is, you can remember it. The old Taoist priest said with a frown. Obviously, he's a little unhappy with me anymore.

I thought to myself: Now the old Taoist priest is already my master, as the saying goes: one day as a teacher, a lifetime as a father. I can't discount the words of the old Taoist. So, I hurriedly nodded and said, "Master, teach me quickly." ”

The old Taoist priest closed his eyes and recited the mantra of collecting ghosts: "The sky is clear and the earth is clear, the soldiers follow the seal, and they will follow the order, and the disciple Zhang Shiwen is ordered by the ancestor of Maoshan Mountain, and the female ghost Miao Siyu is invited to enter the gourd, and she is as urgent as the law." ”

I recited it three times in a row with the old Taoist priest, and the strange thing is: after only three recitations, I can recite it backwards.

"Do you remember clearly?" asked the old Taoist priest.

"Master, I remember clearly. I said happily. I thought: If you learn this spell, you will be able to put Miao Siyu into the treasure gourd.

"You remember: if you take that female ghost into the treasure gourd, you can only let her stay in it for a maximum of ten days at a time, and if you exceed this time, Hades will remove her. Then, she will become a lonely ghost, and she will never be able to borrow a corpse to return her soul. When the time comes, she can't go back to the underworld, she can't come to the yang world, and she will wander in the yin and yang worlds forever. The old Taoist priest warned.

"Ahh I was shocked and thought: Fortunately, the master reminded me, otherwise, as long as I put Miao Siyu into the treasure gourd, I would let her stay by my side forever.

"Apprentice, there are many famous halls in the underworld, and the Taoist spells are also endless, enough for you to learn for a lifetime. The old Taoist priest said.

I felt my stomach rumbling, and when I looked at my watch, it was already half past eleven o'clock in the afternoon.

I thought: Since I have worshiped the old Taoist priest as my teacher, I have to invite the master to have a meal. So he invited: "Master, I invite you to lunch." ”

The old Taoist priest stroked his beard, nodded and said, "Okay." He looked at me and asked, "I don't think you look like a rich person, so you won't invite me to a boxed lunch, right?"

"Master, you underestimate me too much, although I am only a salaryman, I have extra money. To tell you the truth, my extra money is much higher than my salary. So, I invite you to eat at the best restaurants in the city. I said excitedly.

"Wow. Don't hide it, my fortune-telling and word-measuring business is not as good as day by day, and those guys who cheat money are thriving in business. Alas, people's hearts are not ancient. The old Taoist priest lamented.

"Master, do you have any children?" I saw the old Taoist priest's unkempt appearance, and thought to myself: I can't figure out that he is a lonely old man.

"I, one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry. The old Taoist priest's tone was full of desolation.

I comforted, "Master, don't worry about your livelihood. In the future, I will give you 5,000 yuan a month, which is enough for you to eat and drink. ”

"Give me five thousand a month, really?!" the old Taoist priest asked in disbelief.

"Of course it's true. Master, if you have me to eat, you won't be hungry. You have a bank card, I will transfer 5,000 yuan to your bank card every month. I said.

The old Taoist priest took out a bank card from his pocket and said, "I am now on the government's subsistence allowance, and I have 800 yuan a month, which is also transferred to the bank card." ”

I took my card and wrote down the number.

The old Taoist priest said gratefully: "Alas, I didn't expect that my closed disciple was actually a person who was affectionate and righteous, and could make money. ”

"Hehe, master, you didn't accept an apprentice in vain. I laughed.

"Apprentice, you just said that you are just a salaryman, let me ask you: What is the monthly salary?" the old Taoist priest asked.

"The salary is more than 5,000 yuan with a bonus. I replied.

"You give me 5,000 yuan a month, so you drink the northwest wind yourself?" the old Taoist priest asked puzzled.

"Master, I have extra money. I'll tell you the truth: I'm an archaeology and I know how to identify antiques. With this skill, I can make a lot of money. I said cheerfully.

"Really?" the old Taoist priest looked at me, nodded, and said, "Okay, as long as you don't suffer from cold and starvation for me." ”

"Master, in addition to giving you 5,000 yuan a month, if you have any expenses, just say to me, I, I have a lot of money. "I charged up the big money.

"I see. Apprentice, when I put the stall away and go to the toilet, we'll go to dinner. The old Taoist priest said with a smile.

"Master, I'll wait for you at the mouth of the alley. With that, I walked straight out of the alley.

As soon as I walked to the mouth of the alley, I saw Miao Sixue rushing over angrily.

I was taken aback and thought: I thought she wasn't following me, but it turned out that she was reluctant to follow.

"Miao Sixue, you... How did you get here?"

"I don't do dark things, I came to follow you on purpose. Hmph! It turns out that you are not a fraud, and there is a black high staff member who pretends to be a ghost behind you. Miao Sixue said viciously.

"What black high ginseng?" I was confused.

"Who are you that old guy?" you two are burning incense and kowtowing, what are you doing?" Miao Sixue asked.