Chapter Ninety-Three: Master Liu's Surprise
Master Liu smiled and said:
"We don't have to be so polite to each other. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info When I went to the Divine Beast Restaurant, you didn't have to go to such a dangerous place. You risked coming with me because you were afraid that I would be in danger. Now it's because we went to the Divine Beast Restaurant that we have to come here. So, I should do this as well. Heck, it's not dangerous for the time being, but we still can't say it's that safe now. It's not easy for us to go back alive. If only our planet would be safe in the future. We can also travel and find places with such good views. How wonderful. ”
The tour guide said:
"yes. I'm a tour guide. Take tourists on a tour all day long. I didn't think it was a job before. Now that I think about it, how wonderful. In a safe environment, take tourists to enjoy the great rivers and mountains of the motherland. Oh, and if our planet is safe, I'd like to visit the whole planet too. If you have the opportunity, it is even better to be able to enjoy the great rivers and mountains of our whole planet. However, I don't have much money. Forget it. If you really don't have much money, you can come to our hotel every year, and the travel fee of our hotel and scenic spot will give you the lowest price. In fact, it is okay to travel in our scenic spot. Our scenic spot is also very good. You haven't walked through the scenic spots of our ancient town. Don't look at the fact that I take tourists to the scenic spot almost every day, I think if I were to go again as a tourist, I would be willing. A good view is always beautiful, and you won't get tired of watching it many times. What do you say? When the tour guide has to watch the tourists not to get lost, but also to remind the tourists of the safety precautions, the responsibility is heavy, every time I go to the scenic spot is very nervous, I have not relaxed to take a good look at the scenery of the scenic spot. ”
Master Liu nodded and said:
"Well, me too. I really haven't taken a good look at the scenery of your ancient town. Every time I go for something. Either I heard it was haunted, or something happened to you. I've never been a tourist. When it's safe, I'll really go check it out. Okay, give me the lowest price, can you say anything about this?"
The tour guide said:
"It's hard to say anything else. Well, I'm sure you've helped us a little bit in this matter. I'll give you a request for free excursions and accommodation. It's really not good, I'm giving you the lowest price. Oops, and yes, I don't know why I slept so heavily this time. Maybe it's because I'm tired and frightened, plus it's raining, and I have a little fever. It's so hard for you. Aren't you tired? Aren't you resting?"
Master Liu said:
"You just slept heavily, you don't have much fever. Maybe it's just too tired. I just took a break. I'm in the room next to you, which used to be the room where the 'Plum Blossom Fairy' cultivated, and she also cultivated to become an immortal. The four rooms next to each other are the rooms of the 'Bamboo Fairy', 'Plum Fairy', 'Orchid Fairy', and 'Chrysanthemum Fairy'. They are four immortals, who used to be called the "four gentlemen", with arrogant character, indifferent to fame and fortune, and dedicated to cultivating immortals. Later, they all cultivated to become immortals. There used to be a lot of immortals cultivating here. After becoming immortals, in the fairy world, they are all subordinates of "tree fairies" and "flower fairies", subduing demons and eliminating demons, which is very powerful. I heard that this 'tree immortal' always has immortals to go down to earth, and after going down to earth, he doesn't have so many immortal skills, and immortals always have to re-cultivate in order to re-enter the immortal realm. Moreover, every time he wants to ascend to the immortal realm, there is always something to find him, and he has to return to the immortal realm late every time. He's so pathetic. Immortals are not easy to be. Also, the 'Hundred Flowers Fairy' is even more pitiful. The soul was scattered during the Great War of Immortals and Demons, and now mortals like us have to find his soul and true body. Good immortals, now, I don't know where I am, I can't play my immortal skills, how pitiful you say. Oops, let's not talk about this, oh, I'm a little hungry. Are you hungry?"
The tour guide touched his stomach and said:
"Well, I'm hungry too. I don't want to be an immortal, if you hadn't told me what kind of Arhat I was, and asked me to help save the world, I wouldn't have suffered this sin! I didn't come voluntarily, unlike those immortals who are indifferent to fame and fortune and voluntarily come to cultivate immortals. I'm not as noble as a god. ”
Master Liu also said:
"yes. I'm not as noble as a god, I'm a bounty exorcist. I'm going to catch ghosts and goblins, save people, and get bounties. Now I want to save the world, and I can't help it. Otherwise, the world will be destroyed, and we will have no place to hide. Okay, then I'm going to cook bamboo shoots. After speaking, Master Liu turned around and went out, and the tour guide followed him wrapped in a quilt and walked out of the room barefoot.
Fortunately, this room has a long bamboo corridor with a bamboo floor and is very clean. There is also a circle of green bamboos planted outside the promenade.
The guide saw that his clothes and shoes were placed outside the corridor, on the long bamboo pole in the middle of the yard! These clothes were swaying in the sun and in the breeze. His shoes were placed on a bamboo rack next to the bamboo pole for drying clothes.
The tour guide saw that this promenade has bamboo steps leading to the ground of the courtyard. And the floor of the yard is paved with pebbles and looks very clean. He cautiously stepped on the bamboo steps to the cobblestone floor.
The yard is huge, with four long bamboo poles for drying clothes and two shelves for drying shoes. There is a well in the middle of the courtyard. The well has a rain roof made of bamboo more than one person high. There is also a bucket in the well that is hung with a thick rope.
He saw that no one around him saw his embarrassment around the quilt, so he quickly ran over and touched his clothes. His clothes were dry, and his shoes were still a little damp. He quickly took his clothes to his room and changed them.
He stepped out of the room again and stood on the veranda to look at the scenery. Sure enough, as Master Liu said, the scenery here is beautiful.
Just now, when he ran into the room with his clothes, he realized that the whole house was made of bamboo. Next to the room he was, there were several more rooms. The long corridor connects these rooms in a tortuous way, and the other end of the corridor is probably the firewood room that Master Liu said, because he went in to cook bamboo shoots.
This is a bamboo building that is not too high, and there are many bamboos that erect the whole bamboo building. One end of the bamboo building is still standing in the river. The bamboo building has bamboo steps leading to a cobblestone courtyard. There are green hills in the distance of the bamboo building. The green mountains and green waters are spectacular and beautiful.
The tour guide saw that the water surface of the river was very calm, because only the breeze blew through, and there were not many microwaves on the water surface. The tour guide thought that if there was a bamboo raft, a bamboo raft or something, they would definitely be fun to paddle on the water. Also, if there is a river here, there should be fish, right? Oh, if there is a "fish fairy" or a "river fairy" or something, it would be better to get some fish to eat. If not, if you have a fishing net, a fishing pole or something, you can go to the river to fish and fish.
After enjoying the beautiful view for a while, the tour guide went to touch his shoes. He found that his shoes were also dry. He hurriedly put his shoes on.
He stood in the courtyard and looked at the bamboo tower, and he found that behind the bamboo tower, there was a bamboo forest exposed.
He walked around to the back of the bamboo building, and he saw that there was a small stone path leading to the bamboo forest not far away. This bamboo forest is first a green bamboo forest, and then a purple bamboo forest. Behind the purple bamboo forest are mountains.
The tour guide didn't know where Master Liu was talking about the "retreat place", but he heard a melodious flute sound coming from the green bamboo forest, and he knew that this was what Master Liu said, which was the sound of the flute played by the "little dragonfly" and the "little praying mantis" during the practice break.
He stood and listened to the flute for a while.
Suddenly, the sound of the flute stopped, and he saw two figures suddenly come out of the bamboo forest and stop on the top of the green bamboo. Then these two people began to fight, and they actually took off to fight, and they didn't step on the green bamboo at all.
He could hear the sound of two swords coming together. He was so frightened that he hurriedly ran back to the bamboo building. At this time, Master Liu had already cooked the bamboo shoots, stood in the corridor, and asked him to eat together.
The tour guide pointed to the bamboo forest in a panic and said:
"There's a fight over there. ”
Master Liu nodded and said:
"It's the 'little dragonfly' and the 'little praying mantis' who are practicing martial arts. ”
The tour guide was surprised and said:
"They were hanging in mid-air, and they didn't step on the bamboo forest at all. ”
Master Liu nodded and said:
"Oh, why are you so surprised? They're fairies. Of course, the fairy practice is not as good as our mortal practice, and you still need to step on the green bamboo? Don't look at it. Come and eat bamboo shoots. ”
The tour guide nodded, he entered the room with Master Liu, they sat on bamboo chairs, and he ate boiled bamboo shoots with Master Liu. Although there is no seasoning, the bamboo shoots are very tender. The tour guide had a lot of fun.
He smiled and said:
"These bamboo shoots are delicious, so tender. I'll buy some and go back to the hotel, we'll have all the seasonings. Don't say this is also a fairy thing. ”
Master Liu said:
"Can you not think about this. It would be nice for us to go back now. I'm still thinking about bringing this thing. ”
The tour guide nodded and said:
"Yes. Master Liu, do you think of a way to let us go back? I want to go home. I miss my wife, I still want to see her again, even though I haven't seen her in more than 20 years. I still want to see her. I still don't want to die here. ”
Master Liu said:
"yes, I miss Catherine too. It's been a long time since I've seen her. ”
The tour guide said:
"Strange to say. That Catherine of yours is the woman I saw last time in the Beast Gang, and she looks like my wife. I'll show you the pictures. ”
After speaking, the tour guide touched his trouser pocket, and he said in surprise:
"Oh, where's my wallet? I don't have any money in my wallet, but there's a picture of my wife and me together. Oh, did you see it when you did the laundry?"
Master Liu said:
"See, you have a lot of messy little things in your pocket, what a little fire extinguisher, whatever, I don't know what it is, I didn't expect your trouser pocket to fit so well. And the wallet, the wallet doesn't seem to be very wet, I didn't open it, I don't know if the wallet is wet or not, it's all on your bed, next to your pillow!"
The tour guide smiled and said:
"You wait, I'll get you the picture. ”
After speaking, the tour guide ran to the bedside and saw the wallet next to the pillow, so he picked it up and opened the wallet, fortunately, the photos inside were not wet.
He took out the photo and showed it to Master Liu.
Master Liu was amazed when he saw it, and he said:
"Is this you? You're pretty handsome, it turns out that you were a handsome guy more than 20 years ago!"
The tour guide smiled and said:
"Of course. Back then, because I was handsome, I was discovered by talent scouts, worked as a model, and worked as an actor. has always played handsome idol roles, but he is not very popular, and I don't know why, so he became a director later. When I was a model, I met my wife, who used to be a model. Oops, let you look at the photos, who let you look at me, look at my wife. ”
Only then did Master Liu set his eyes on the photo, the woman's body. When he saw her face, he was shocked.