It was late, the night was dark, and the little donkey came out of the darkness with his ass twisted, looking shy

Beside him, the clever poked his head into the spot, and found that both of them were staring at him, and he shrank his neck in fright, so that he almost fell on his heels.

"Young Master, I'm ......"

Thirteen Lang didn't look at him at all, waved his hand to stop the spirit that wanted to speak, looked at the open space on one side and said, "No need to explain, there is another one, you have to ask me to invite it personally?"

"Giggles, I can even grasp my sister's whereabouts, I really underestimate my brother!"

With a heart-wrenching smile, the thirteen mothers in colorful clothes appeared out of thin air a hundred meters away. The night can't stop her demeanor, her slender figure is like a floating willow in the wind, and the light is shining.

The expression on the old monk's face remained unchanged, but there was a sense of intent in his heart, secretly wondering why Xiao Shisanlang could find this woman, which was really surprising.

Thirteen Niang obviously had the same idea as the old monk, her eyes were like stars in the sky, as if she was about to jump into people's hearts. With a coquettish smile, she said, "Good brother, how do you know I'm here?"

"Isn't that easy?"

Far from being proud, Thirteen Lang had a wry smile on his face, as if this kind of question had insulted him. Pointing at his head, he said, "Just use your brain a little." ”

"Brother, don't turn around and scold, my sister is a woman, and women are usually stupid, don't you know?"

Thirteen Niang didn't think it was annoying, and her slightly hoarse voice swirled back and forth in the air, as if it resonated with her soul. She pointed to the old monk and looked at Thirteen Lang, and said, "Does my brother think." This Dharma-spiritually intelligent and wise master doesn't have a brain?"

The old monk lowered his eyebrows and said calmly: "If you talk about intelligence, the old man is not as good as Lord Xiao's. ”

Thirteen Niang's eyes were slightly sarcastic, secretly thinking that the monk was indeed a monk, and the turtle skill was invincible in the world.

Thirteen Lang said: "Of course I know that women are stupid, but ...... How do I know you're a woman?"

Thirteen Niang's expression suddenly froze, and her inner feelings could not be described in words. For a while, they stayed in place, and some couldn't answer.

I don't know how many years she has encountered such a situation. You're welcome. As long as it's a man, no one can resist her charm, even those old monsters who have advanced cultivation. Don't dare to provoke snubbing easily.

The bitter monks with a rock-like heart were greatly jealous, and the Taoist Monastery avoided her, she never believed that any man would not be moved after seeing her true face! Although she did not remove her veil at this time, the colorful clothes set off her figure gorgeously and showed exquisite beauty, and there was a boundless spring reverie, which could not be compared with any drug supernatural power.

After this and so and so on, he actually ...... Indifferent!

No, if it's indifferent, that's it, he said...... Say she's not a woman!

Her body began to tremble unconsciously. It is just the right expression of resentment, just enough to make the man not disgusted, and at the same time it highlights a certain part of the body without being frivolous. However, looking at her expression, she looks like a little girl who has been wronged, and her eyes are sad and sad, but they look extremely innocent. provoked infinite love.

Blinking innocently, she said softly, "If my brother wants to know, my sister will explain it to you later, okay?"

Thump!

Big Ash sat on the ground with his butt and almost smashed the spirit that was hiding beside him into a meat patty.

The old monk closed his eyes and lowered his head to ask his heart, and there were words in his mouth. I don't know which Dharma I am relying on to resist the seductive voice that penetrates my heart.

They are not the target of Thirteen Niang's spells, the performance is so unbearable, Thirteen Lang faces Thirteen Niang's gaze head-on, what kind of situation should it be?

Everyone has this question, even Thirteen Niang herself is quite curious. Just as the reason why proud people are proud is that they are willing to protect their pride with all their might, Thirteen Niang unconsciously began to compete with them, and wanted to see Thirteen Lang's performance in the case of his charm. ...,

Because of pride, or for teasing and temptation, Thirteen Niang gently pulled her hair, urged the charm to the extreme, and said softly: "My sister is good at a kind of dance, called the Heavenly Demon Dance. I can guarantee that my brother will understand what is as long as he watches his sister dance...... A real ......"

Before the word "woman" could be spoken, Thirteen Lang jumped three feet high and shouted like a nerve.

"Master, hurry up, she admits that she is a heavenly demon!"

Eyeballs!

......

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Thump!

As soon as Ash struggled to get up from the ground, he stumbled down again, and his cleverness pulled his leg out from under Ash's ass with his cracked teeth, and cursed the unfortunate donkey of the world for not having long eyes. The old monk was reciting the scriptures, and suddenly shivered at this time, and looked at Thirteen Lang's eyes as if he had seen a ghost...... No, it's the same as seeing the Buddha.

He is not afraid of ghosts, and the monk specializes in dealing with evil ghosts, but he feels that Shisanlang is not like a ghost, but a monk who truly understands that emptiness is the existence of emptiness and emptiness, and needs respect and admiration.

As for Thirteen Niang, she still maintained the posture just now, her neck stretched forward slightly, her palms stiffened in her ears, and she could see a red lip trembling through the veil, just like the towering pile on her chest, rising and falling violently.

"What's wrong with everyone?"

Thirteen Lang looked around suspiciously, and found that no one was paying attention to him, and said with some interest: "Okay, okay, since the master doesn't plan to subdue demons and eliminate demons...... Big Ash, let's go home!"

"No way!"

The old monk and the thirteen mothers shouted in unison, the sound was like thunder, the momentum was like a mountain, so not majestic.

......

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"Big Ash has been with me for a while, although I can't say that I know the roots, I still know its temperament. The spirit machine has not yet made it so obedient, and of course the students are even more impossible, and it is only the teacher and the two of you. ”

After getting some lip service, Shisanlang didn't care about himself, and took the initiative to relieve the doubts of the two, and said: "But if the teacher is here, do you still have the courage to stop me and talk about the Buddhist scriptures?"

laughed at the monk on his lips, but his eyes were on Thirteen Niang, and he said jokingly: "So, except for you, the thirteenth son of the mountain king." That is, the senior sister of the big gray or even the aunt and grandmother, there is no second possibility. ”

The two of them were speechless, and Da Ash only shook his head when he heard it, secretly thinking that the young master's scolding kung fu was really perfect, and he had almost reached the peak of the realm;

The old monk's expression was slightly relaxed. Sincerely praised: "Xiaoyou is really a wise man." ”

"The master is the true wise. Thirteen Lang sneered without a trace: "What now, there are too many demons on our side, and if you want to arrest me, I'm afraid it's not too convenient." ”

The old monk's face did not change. said: "Kuwei wholeheartedly advises Xiaoyou to worship the Buddha, how can he be arrested." ”

Thirteen Lang smiled and said, "But I don't want to go." And also. This place is not far from Ziyun City, and I deliberately made a lot of noise when I came, and I am afraid that the teacher and even the dean will already know about it at this time. The master doesn't have to worry about ......"

The old monk said calmly: "The Taoist Academy is not involved in worldly things. ”

Shisanlang said: "The students are going to be arrested, and it is still called a worldly thing?"

Xiaoyou doesn't know, there is another explanation for this statement. ”

"What's the explanation?"

"Students of the Inner Court, those who are not in the WTO cannot enter the WTO; Ziyun teaches and learns, and they must not wade lightly in the Qinghe!" In the face of the threat, the old monk looked at him with pity, and said something that made Thirteen Lang dumbfounded.

"I ...... !"

Thirteen Lang looked at the sky with teary eyes, secretly thinking that he had thought that entering the Taoist Academy was equivalent to being close to the highest school. can be proud of his ancestors, but in fact, he took the initiative to jump into a circus under house arrest in disguise...,

Thirteen Niang didn't know when she would return to normal, and said with pity: "This is an ancient agreement, and it was handed down by Ziyun Zhenren himself, and my younger brother doesn't know, and it is also a normal situation." ”

The old monk nodded. Su Rong said: "Xiaoyou, think about it, if the liliang of the Taoist Academy is not restricted, wouldn't it be the only one in the world, who can limit it." This is a covenant between the real person and the two alliances of the world and the ancient family, if it is violated. The world is fighting together. ”

"Kill your uncle!"

Thirteen Lang didn't bother to talk about any demeanor anymore, gritted his teeth and said: "What bullshit agreement, what terms are there, tell me at one time." ”

Don't wade into the Qinghe lightly, it doesn't mean that you can't go out, Thirteen Lang already has illusions at this time, trying to find loopholes in the rules and use them, so as to add some bargaining chips to himself.

It's a pity that the old monk kept silent this time and didn't reveal a word.

He said: "The ancient agreement is for the livelihood of the world, not for the little friend. In short, Xiaoyou must understand that at this time, you have no foreign aid to find, so it is better to follow the old man ......"

"It's the world again, it's the common people again! Don't talk to me about this. ”

Thirteen Lang still had the heart to support this, so he stopped him impatiently and said, "Anyway, there are many people now, either one dozen four, or four dozen one, you choose." ”

In the face of the blatant threat, the old monk smiled slightly, and did not disdain it at all.

Turning his head, he said to Thirteen Niang, "Shanjun wants to participate in this matter?"

Thirteen Niang's face was full of surprise, and said, "Why did the master say this?"

Before the old monk could speak, Thirteen Lang had already begun to jump to his feet, and hurriedly interjected: "Hey, you can't be like this!

Da Ash snorted hard, thinking that the young master is too shameless, usually the god sticks his hot face to your cold ass, how could I have heard you call me senior brother.

Thirteen Niang smiled coquettishly, looked at Thirteen Lang's eyes like water, silk and mist, and said softly: "A character like my brother, if he is locked up in the pagoda to recite scriptures, it will be a pity." ”

"yes, yes, it's a shame. Thirteen Lang hurriedly agreed.

Thirteen Niang looked at his serious expression, her heart was funny and cute, she couldn't help but feel a burst of spring love, and said in a rare sincere tone: "Sister really likes it the more I look at it, so let's do it, if my brother agrees to talk to me for ten days......"

"No!"

"Dreaming!"

The old monk's shout and Thirteen Lang's cold snort sounded almost at the same time, and there was a plop next to him, and the big ash fell down again.

"I don't know if it's a woman, and what else is there to talk about. ”

Facing the thirteen niang whose chest was fluctuating violently, the thirteen lang sneered indifferently: "Don't shake it, I heard that thing can be faked, beware of falling down." ”

The old monk fainted.

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