"You... Where are you?" I looked around in alarm, and I thought: Miao Sixue should be nearby, otherwise, she wouldn't know that I was eating. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

I suddenly remembered the old lady beggar who had just come in.

It's over, that beggar should be Miao Sixue. She said: Because she had to rummage through the trash can, she wore the clothes that her mother cooked.

Miao Sixue is a girl who wants to save face, so in order to cover people's eyes and ears, she deliberately put on a big straw hat and a pair of torn pants.

Alas, why are my eyes so clumsy? I didn't even see that the old lady beggar was Miao Sixue.

I know: Miao Sixue wants to trick me, and when she finishes playing, she will come to me to settle accounts.

I turned my head around and asked the waiter, "Does the hotel have a back door?"

The waiter replied, "Yes, through the kitchen is the back door." ”

I hurriedly pulled out a hundred dollars, slapped it on the table, and said, "No need to look for it." ”

With that, I swooped out the back door of the hotel.

I hadn't run far when my phone rang again. At first glance, it was Miao Sixue again.

"Zhang Shiwen, you slipped away very fast, you really belong to a mouse. Hmph, I'm cheaper for you today, otherwise, I'll have to slap you ten times. Miao Sixue said menacingly.

"Miao Sixue, I was in an emergency, so I left without finishing the meal. You think I'm afraid of you. I'll tell you: I didn't do anything wrong, so why should I slip away? "My duck is dead and has a hard mouth.

"You lie, you deceive people, don't you feel sorry for you acting in front of me? You wolf-hearted fellow, ignoring my sister's life and death, enjoying yourself in a chic hotel, today, I finally see you through, you are a shameless villain. Miao Sixue angrily reprimanded.

"I... I'm not sorry. I lied, I was angry with you, who told you not to say a word for me last night, otherwise, the treasure gourd would not have been stolen. I don't care about your sister's life or death, let me tell you: the treasure gourd has been found, and I just wanted to celebrate when I was drinking in the restaurant. "I have to tell the truth, because, if I don't say it again, Miao Sixue will tear me to pieces.

"The treasure gourd has been found?" Miao Sixue asked in surprise.

"Of course I did, or would I have eaten and drunk in a restaurant?" I said triumphantly.

"You... What you found in the trash?" Miao Sixue asked suspiciously. It seems that she still doesn't believe that the gourd has been found.

"The gourd has long been transported to the landfill, where the garbage is piled up like a mountain, where to find it. I turned to the old Taoist priest for help and let him cast a spell to find the treasure gourd. "I'm telling the truth.

"You bad guy, you obviously found the treasure gourd, but you still hide it from me, making me anxious. Miao Sixue said angrily.

"Miao Sixue, I'm still angry with you now, of course I won't tell you right away. I just want you to be anxious and tired for a while. I said hatefully.

"You're such a big bastard!" Miao Sixue scolded.

I said angrily: "Miao Sixue, you should review your performance last night, if you help me say something, the treasure gourd will not be snatched by your father, and it will not be lost." Miao Sixue, Miao Sixue, you are really not interesting. ”

"Zhang Shiwen, who told you not to let my sister speak last night?" Miao Sixue said angrily.

"Miao Sixue, I don't want your sister to say anything about borrowing corpses to return souls, I'm afraid that your parents are counting on this borrowing corpses to resurrect souls, if it doesn't succeed, it will be another blow to the two elders. The two of them are old and can't stand the second blow. Miao Sixue, I'm kind. I said aggrievedly.

"If it's kind, why don't you tell me. If you don't say it, how do I know what's going on?" Miao Sixue asked.

"Miao Sixue, I gave you a few glances, hinting at you, but you didn't even look at me. ”

"Zhang Shiwen, who wants to stare at you all day long, and he's not a handsome guy, hum!" Miao Sixue said disdainfully.

"Miao Sixue, this treasure gourd is lost, what a big deal. Strictly speaking: It's equivalent to losing your sister's second life. If you can't find this treasure gourd, then your sister's resurrection of the corpse will be in the soup. As for me, this life is over. I said sadly.

"You're done? The ghost doesn't believe it. Now, you're surrounded by several women, all of them beautiful. If my sister can't borrow the corpse to resurrect her soul, you will choose one of these women to be your wife. I'll tell you: you've been preparing for both. Miao Sixue said gloomily.

"Why are there so many women around me?" I asked.

"Aren't Ding Fei and Ding Cuihua revolving around you?"

"I'm just friends with Ding Fei and Ding Cuihua, and I've already said hello to your sister about this. I said in a heartfelt voice.

"My sister is an honest person and listened to your lies. ”

"Miao Sixue, don't interfere in the affairs between me and your sister, besides, this is not something you can control. "I tell you.

"I'm just going to take care of it, I'm going to take care of it!" Miao Sixue said firmly.

"Miao Sixue, I said, you better take care of your own business, you are not too young, and it is time to talk about a boyfriend. I said.

"I don't talk about boyfriends, I have nothing to do with you. ”

"Okay, if you talk about your boyfriend and I have nothing to do with it, then, if I talk about my girlfriend, it has nothing to do with you. In the future, our well water will not interfere with the river water, and no one will care about anyone's business. I said.

"Zhang Shiwen, I still want to see my sister tonight. Miao Sixue said.

"We only met last night, what else will we see tonight?" I said dissatisfied.

"I want to know: my sister is still in the gourd. Miao Sixue said worriedly.

"Don't worry about this, your sister, it's safe. "I thought to myself: I won't let you meet Miao Siyu frequently, first, it will greatly hurt Miao Siyu's yin qi, and second, I am also worried that Miao Sixue will produce some demon moths, and there will be extraneous branches.

"Zhang Shiwen, then let's meet, I want to see if the treasure gourd has really been found. This is always okay, right?" Miao Sixue gave up her request to meet Miao Siyu.

"This... I'll talk about that later. I hung up unceremoniously.

I thought to myself: It's better to be less wordy with Miao Sixue, this woman is too spicy, I don't want to be slapped by her again.

To be honest, I had an idea just now and slipped away from the back door of the hotel, otherwise, I would definitely be slapped by Miao Sixue. This woman won't listen to your explanations and will slap you when she comes up.

The weather suddenly became cloudy, and I paced slowly and walked home.

As soon as I entered the community, I suddenly thought: Will Miao Sixue come to block me again?

I fought a cold war and quickly retreated from the community.

The fence of my neighborhood is an iron fence, and you can clearly see the inside from the outside.

(To be continued.) )