I'm walking, but I don't know where the road is. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

My name is Li Yang! The sun-drenched Yang is a native of Kyoto in the Lama Dynasty, my father is a waiter in the Ministry of Rites, and my grandfather is a humerus in the middle of the court

The minister, the mother of the Liu family is behind the door, and I was in the womb when the mother was thirty and six, it can be said that I was not born and I was loved by thousands of people.

In June of the following year, when the emperor was seriously ill, the princes turned from secret fighting to open earning, even the harem is a small matter and a big thing is frequent, and it is rumored that there are concubines who practice witchcraft, and for a while the court is rampant with miasma and treachery, and I was born in such an eventful autumn, and it was born less than three catties early, and then I heard the personal slave next to my mother said, my mother seems to have hit a ghost to cause premature birth, and some people say that someone is doing witchcraft and wants me to die in the womb, but my life should not be extinguished.

Seriously, I also have to have my life very hard, it shouldn't be said to be hard, born less than three pounds, not to mention the key is that I don't eat, five days without eating or drinking, the key is that I don't cry all day long, everyone thinks I am possessed by ghosts, my mother invited five or six Taoist monks to come back for me to exorcise evil spirits, but they are all boasting that Haikou has not even been driven out of the hair, so anxious that the whole family sleepless day and night, my grandfather burns high incense every day, but the gods in the sky don't even have a fart, because of this, I now see some temples, temples, and things like that, I can't wait to go up and split them all with axes。

It's only when the national teacher of the dynasty came uninvited and touched my forehead, "It's good material not to cry or make trouble, but now is not the time to make friends." Just when the whole family was wondering, the national teacher shouted, 'Idiot, don't wake up soon!'

Uh-huh!

I'm crying! I've been thinking about how loud the voice of the national teacher can scare me to cry, because the people around me now say that my courage is about to burst, but some people say that the national teacher gave me a small wrist blood, yes, it's a wrist blood, you are not mistaken, I am not wrong.

But according to what I said, Lao Tzu's current courage is related to the blood of the wrist, he fed Lao Tzu a wrist blood in front of the whole family and put a lot of blood from Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu did a loss-making business, if it wasn't for Lao Tzu's hard life at that time, he also said that Lao Tzu is congenital deficiency must be supplemented with the blood of nobles, according to what you say, then you still put the blood on Lao Tzu's body! And the blood I drank was all used as urine spilled out, if it weren't for his roar, my grandfather would have been able to cut him with a knife at that time.

That's how Lao Tzu opened his mouth to eat, pay attention to the fact that eating is not milk, so you can see how talented I am from here, according to the general plot, you must think that I will worship the national teacher as a teacher, of course, he also wants to accept me as an apprentice, but as far as I can remember, I saw him wearing a yellow robe with a bamboo hairpin in his bun, holding a plate that he said to hunt ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, and one hand was always placed on his small mustache, I had the idea of burning his beard, let alone worshipping him as a teacher. My parents were middle-aged and doting on me, and my grandfather even held me up to the sky, so my reluctance to apprentice became the unanimous opinion of the whole family.

Speaking of which, I really regret that I didn't worship him as a teacher, not for anything else, because I burned his beard because of my childhood dream, and now I regret it to death.

Having said that, but my whole family still came to thank him, after all, he still saved me, on the surface, it seems like this, maybe he doesn't roar that I can survive myself, in saying that I put a wrist blood on my body was taken away by him, and later I learned that he took my wrist blood to practice what Dan cured the emperor's illness at that time, and then the emperor woke up before the consequence of the dragon face Dayue, rewarded my family with countless gold, silver and satin, and also named my mother as a first-class lady, according to the grade is bigger than my father, promised me as long as I graduated from the academy will directly let me enter the court as an official, but also intended to marry a princess to me, of course, this is not written in the holy decree。

But who is Lao Tzu, how can he buy blood for glory.

'Hey!hey!' The stone oxen at the door are flying. ’

I glanced sideways at the person next to me and gave him a look to make him want to go.

Of course, when I was young, my grandfather decided all these ideas for me, but in my bones, my grandfather's ideas were the same, and naturally this became my own idea.

I am less than a year old only seven months can walk and is a strong walk, so I said that even if the bull's nose does not roar, I still live well, at that time the Manchu Dynasty civil and military said that I am a good seedling to practice martial arts, and some people say that my family generation of civil servants to me may be able to produce a mighty general, but Lao Tzu is destined to take the ordinary road, how can it be others can predict, I was two years old I was able to recite more than 2,000 ancient poems, at the age of five and the current dynasty chess master for three days and three nights and finally narrowly won a hand, ten years old calligraphy in its own school, if the court is like countless literati and ink writers to see me I hope to get my advice, and more foreigners do not hesitate to ask for my ink treasureAt the age of fifteen, I traveled all over the world, made friends from all over the world, and became famous all over the world, and was called an honest and friendly little man, a wise and handsome young man! At the age of nineteen, he tied the knot with the emperor's favorite princess, and Kyoto can be said to be overcrowded when all countries came to congratulate, and even the emperor said that I got married more pompously than his, and it was passed on as a good story by various countries for a while, of course, countless girls committed suicide by throwing themselves into the river, and their last wishes before death were to see me in the next life and call a son, and I now feel that I am guilty and regret it.

The following year, the emperor was seriously ill, in order to slightly enter the filial piety, on the spot bloodletting handed over to the national teacher but to no avail, so the princes stepped up the struggle for the throne compared to when I was born, the emperor handed over 100,000 Janissaries to me to command, for a while I became a prince between the object of struggle, and some people wanted to get rid of me quickly, among which the three princes killed me the most, he held 200,000 soldiers and horses is the most powerful contender for the throne, in March of the same year, the emperor's birthday three princes mutinied, the Kyoto blood emperor had already expected that the three princes would mutiny, a move to kill him by surprise, the three emperors were corrected on the spot, and the princes had different intentions were killed。

Finally passed the throne to me!

I have worked hard to govern the government, love the people, recover the hundred years of the Northwest Barbarian Empire, and rejuvenate the water to relieve the disaster of the millennium・・・・・・・

'Hey!hey!' The stone cow's belly outside is about to explode!'

You're going to let me look forward to the life I imagined, and you're going to die!