"You... You want me to write a letter of repentance?" said the old man indignantly. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"That's right. If you don't want to write, go to jail. I'm not polite to say.

"Okay, then I'll go to jail with your father-in-law. The old man said fiercely.

"Haha... If you can put my father-in-law in jail, I have to thank you. I'll tell you the truth, I wish I had my father-in-law go to jail. "I suddenly had a plan.

"You... You have water in your head? You want your old father-in-law to go to jail, to... If your girlfriend hears it, I'll blow it to you right away. The old man shouted in astonishment when he heard me say this.

I deliberately suppressed my voice and said, "I can tell you the bottom line: my father-in-law does not approve of me falling in love with his daughter, so as long as my father-in-law is in prison, I can marry my girlfriend unhindered." When the time comes, I will go to the prison to bring you candy, thank you for helping me. ”

"You... You guy is so bad! Even the old father-in-law dares to cheat. The old man said through gritted teeth.

"Hey, let me tell you something transparent, I'm pretty good at dealing with this. After that, my father-in-law thanked me and changed his opinion of me and agreed to marry his daughter. If it is not handled well, once my father-in-law is in prison, he will not be able to manage his daughter's affairs, and I can also marry his daughter. So, you old guy, better be smart and bargain less in front of me. I said with a fierce look.

The old man was struck by my words, and he muttered, "If I write a letter of repentance, how much money are you going to give me?"

I saw that the old man had compromised, and I smiled in my heart.

I thought about it and held out two fingers.

The old man looked at my two fingers and said dissatisfiedly, "You only give me 2,000 yuan, which is too little." That's not enough money for me to see a doctor. ”

I grinned and said, "I'm a reasonable person, and for the sake of your two broken ribs, I'll be generous and give you 20,000 yuan." ”

"Twenty thousand?" the old man's eyes lit up.

"Yes, 20,000, a fixed price. I nodded affirmatively.

The old man said greedily, "Can you give more?" ”

"Eighteen thousand. I said darkly, "If you bargain again, there will be fewer and fewer of them." ”

When the old man saw that I had a non-negotiable tone, he had no choice but to compromise completely, and he said dejectedly: "Twenty thousand is twenty thousand, but I will ask for it immediately." ”

"Okay, let's pay the money with one hand and the letter of repentance with the other. I said.

"Bring a pen and paper. The old man said impatiently.

I was ready, took a pen and paper out of my pocket and handed them to the old man.

The old man got up from the hospital bed, he groaned, covered his chest, and said, "Damn, I almost forgot to break two ribs." ”

The old man lay on the bedside table and began to write intently.

I warned, "Write down what happened first, and then write about your thoughts." ”

"Hey, hey... I don't need you to remind me, since I was a child, I have written at least a hundred letters of repentance, and I have long written oil, this set is eight strands, one format. The old man said confidently.

Sure enough, within half an hour, the confession was written.

The old man handed me the letter of repentance and said, "You are satisfied." ”

As soon as I looked at it, sure enough, at the beginning of the confession book, I wrote about bullying Liu Xiaohui's sister, and then I began to review. Don't say it, the review is quite profound.

"Well, it's okay. I nodded.

"Take the money. The old man said with a roar.

"You tell me your bank card number. I said.

I immediately transferred 20,000 yuan to the old man's bank card.

As soon as the old man's mobile phone message prompted him, he looked at it happily, raised his head, and said excitedly: "Young man, you are quite trustworthy, not bad." After speaking, he asked puzzledly: "A wonderful young man like you, your father-in-law can't even look down on him, it seems that his head was definitely kicked by a donkey, and he kicked it not lightly." ”

"You don't speak ill of my father-in-law. I warned.

"Alas, I don't have a daughter, otherwise I'll let my daughter marry you. If I had a son-in-law like you, I would wake up laughing at night. The old man smacked.

"What good daughter can you give birth to, you scoundrel?" I said disdainfully.

"Young man, you don't say that well, and I'm not a bad person. Actually, I'm not a bad person, I just like to joke with women. Today, count me blind, and I actually moved soil on the head of the yellow flower girl, count me unlucky. Let me tell you, in the past, I used to joke with the old ladies, and I was scolded by them at most. The old man said with a grin.

"I warn you, don't be a hooligan in the future, and beware of sending yourself to prison. You haven't tasted what it's like to go to jail, have you?" I asked.

"Have you ever been in jail, young man?" asked the old man in surprise.

"Ming people don't say dark words, I tell you: eight years ago, I killed a man. Fortunately, I was young at the time, so I was only sentenced to five years. "I lied. The reason why I told this lie was to threaten the old man and let him know that I was not easy to mess with.

"No wonder your father-in-law doesn't agree to let his daughter marry you, it turns out that you have killed someone. The old man said timidly.

"I'll tell you the truth: Fortunately, you just bullied my sister-in-law, if you bullied my girlfriend, now, the plaything in your crotch has been cut off by me. I said fiercely.

"Mom!" the old man exclaimed, and couldn't help but cover his crotch, with a look of horror on his face.

"You remember: don't touch my sister-in-law again, otherwise, it's useless for you to cover your crotch tightly. I glanced darkly at the old man's crotch.

"I... I don't dare to make such jokes anymore. The old man said nervously.

"Okay, forget it, remember: be honest. "I turned and left the emergency room.

Liu Xiaohui and her father were sitting anxiously in the hallway, looking around the emergency ward from time to time. Seeing me come out, Liu Xiaohui hurriedly greeted me and asked eagerly, "What's wrong?"

I made a triumphant gesture and said "OK!"

"It's done?!" Liu Xiaohui didn't seem to believe it.

"yes, that's it. I shrugged.

"How did you deal with it?" Liu Xiaohui asked again.

I put my arm around Liu Xiaohui's shoulders and said, "I'll tell you slowly when I go home." ”

Liu Xiaohui and I walked up to my uncle.

Liu Xiaohui said happily: "Dad, everything is done." ”

Liu Xiaohui's father asked blankly, "It's been dealt with so quickly?"

"yes, it's not complicated. I said lightly.

"Dad, let's go home and talk about it. Brother Zhang drove for more than two hours, and he didn't even bother to drink a sip of water. Liu Xiaohui said distressedly.