Chapter 9: It's all a joke?
"Hu Youzheng, you left quite early!" Ning Xiuyuan smiled hypocritically: "I remember that you are not a newcomer, why did you get up so early?"
Hu Youzheng touched his mustache: "Although I am not a newcomer, you are a newcomer!
Ning Xiuyuan snorted coldly, stopped talking, to put it bluntly, this bastard just wants to see how he was toyed with!
This guy is here to see the jokes!
Hu Youzheng no longer takes care of Ning Xiuyuan, after he was punished by Miss Bai last time, his temper is also much better, but this is only on the surface, he can't deal with Ning Xiuyuan openly, but he can secretly!
In short, it is a sentence, no matter whether you are a dragon or a tiger, as long as you provoke me Hu Youzheng, I will take revenge sooner or later!
Walking through the quiet and quiet garden, passing by the residence of the servants of the Bai family, Ning Xiuyuan came to the ancestral hall of the Bai family, the ancestral hall of the Bai family was very large, but only one ancestor was paid tribute to in it. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
This is not to say that the Bai family is a dead person, but the only one who is qualified to be put into the Bai family ancestral hall is this old naughty boy.
Ning Xiuyuan came quite early, and there were not many people in the ancestral hall at this time, only a middle-aged man and two women.
The middle-aged man stood in front of the ancestral tablet, his eyes were firm and serious, making people afraid to approach him.
"The head of the Bai family. Ning Xiuyuan's eyes flickered: "There is also Bai Meichen." ”
And the other woman is not Bai Meixi, but Bai Meixi's mother, Lu!
"It's coming. The head of the Bai family made a sound like a mountain.
"Hmm. Ning Xiuyuan nodded, not daring to be presumptuous, and consciously stood aside, waiting for the arrival of others.
The atmosphere was so awkward, so quiet, no one said a word.
Slowly, there were more and more people, and the atmosphere began to ease, especially when the women came, and the ancestral hall became full of chatter.
"Who are the newcomers this year?"
"It seems to be Daughter-in-law Li, Daughter-in-law Hao, and that... Who's here?"
"Aunt Ning!"
"Oh yes, and him, the ancestor of the Bai family can't be messed with, I still remember when I came the year before last, the feeling of inferiority almost made me want to commit suicide, but fortunately, the ancestor of the Bai family was merciful and lazy to bully me, so I survived. ”
"There's no way, why do the ancestors of the Bai family have this temper and like to bully newcomers, I haven't seen anyone who doesn't suffer in his hands and doesn't get laughed at!"
The women were all discussing Suosuo, many of them had experienced the bullying of the head of the Bai family and were laughed at by everyone, but after they experienced the shameful laughter, the next year when others came to worship their ancestors, they would all come to see other people's jokes.
It's a reincarnation, and you're only qualified to laugh at someone else if you're laughed at first.
Of course, those who are originally part of the Bai family do not have to be subject to these constraints, and the head of the Bai family loves his children and grandchildren very much.
"Everyone has arrived, the ancestor worship ceremony has officially begun, burn incense!" said the head of the Bai family, and everyone took three incense sticks, lined up to light them, and then put them away.
After burning incense, it is time for newcomers to worship their ancestors, and the first person to be called is Li's daughter-in-law.
"Little girl, Li Shibai... Bow.. Meet the ancestors. "This daughter-in-law Li has also heard a lot of deeds of the Bai family, so she began to stumble when she spoke, for fear of being played to death by the ancestors.
I saw that the tablet with the name of the ancestor shook violently, and then a very low old man popped out of it, the old man had gray hair, but there was no wrinkle on his face, although there were no wrinkles, but anyone who looked at him would think that he looked obscene.
"Yo hehehe!! flower girl!" the ancestor shook his ass obscenely, and then hugged Daughter-in-law Li.
The couple's husband and wife couldn't come, so Li's daughter-in-law's husband didn't come, and Bai Meixi was Ning Xiuyuan's wife, so she didn't come either.
"Heh... Hehe. Daughter-in-law Li endured and didn't say anything, forcing a smile to leak out.
The ancestor seemed to be tired of touching it for a long time, so he directly slapped Daughter-in-law Li and threw Daughter-in-law Li away.
"Damn. Ning Xiuyuan roared in his heart, originally he thought that this old man was an old shameless man, but he didn't expect that he was still a moody madman!
"Hahaha. ”
"Well done Ancestor!"
"I'll give you 10 points for this slap, 10 out of 10!"
The servants of the Bai family and others all expressed their opinions and praised the ancestors, which was full of sycophancy.
Li's daughter-in-law was thrown out, her makeup was messed up, and she fell to the ground like a crazy woman, and there were bursts of ridicule around her.
The ancestor ran to Li's daughter-in-law again and touched Li's waist with his hand, and Li's daughter-in-law forced a smile: "First.. Ancestors.. You.. Are you still satisfied?"
"Satisfied, I'm satisfied!" the ancestor smiled obscenely, and then a pair of scissors appeared out of thin air in his hand, cutting off Daughter-in-law Li's hair with lightning speed, turning Daughter-in-law Li into a bald nun.
"Hahaha!" the ancestor laughed happily, as if he had done something great.
"It's funny, bald nun, haha, ancestor, you're so funny!"
"Who is the ancestor? His head is full of endless ideas, how funny. ”
"This look is really funny, and I don't know how Li's daughter-in-law's husband will face him when he comes home!"
The people around him laughed again, some really couldn't help laughing and some patted on the back, Hu Youzheng was among them, and he laughed very happily.
Ning Xiuyuan stood aside and couldn't speak, he didn't know why, he really wanted to beat this ancestor.
Isn't this a bear kid who rides a horse!
Is this funny? Is it funny? This is the legendary bullying of others and not letting others fight back!
Next Olympics!
As soon as he thought that he would be bullied by this old man for a while, there were so many people around him who said that the bullying was good, Ning Xiuyuan was very angry!
Old Man Bear!!
"Look at you pitiful, spare you. The ancestor seemed to be tired of playing, so he waved his hand and let Daughter-in-law Li go down.
The second person to go up to worship the ancestors was Hao's daughter-in-law, Hao's daughter-in-law was still not very afraid, but after seeing the scene of Li's daughter-in-law being bullied, she was suddenly frightened and didn't dare to go up, didn't say anything, and ran away.
"I don't want it, I don't want it!" Hao's daughter-in-law ran on her legs, no one chased him, the head of the Bai family stayed for a while, and said in a low voice: "Hao Lian does not abide by the ancestor worship ceremony, and will be expelled from the Bai family immediately." ”
In this way, Hao Lian was expelled from the Bai family.
"Find someone and kill her. Ning Xiuyuan just wanted to run away and was expelled from the Bai family, but he heard Bai Meichen say this to his subordinates.
To run away is to die, and not to run is to be humiliated.
Ning Xiuyuan finally understood why no one was willing to marry into the Bai family.
"Next, Ning Xiuyuan. The head of the Bai family said in a deep voice, there was some regret in his voice, and there were also many worries, which he didn't have when he read the first two names, but when he arrived at Ning Xiuyuan, he was a little more worried.
"It's finally his turn, I just want to see how the ancestors deal with men!"
"Yes, the person who has been in the rich hasn't been out for a long time, and I don't know how the ancestors bullied this man!"
"The ancestors were cruel to women, and they were devils to men, haha!"
Other people have different attitudes, some ridicule, some ridicule, but they all come to see the joke, Hu Youzheng is hiding to the side at the moment and waiting to see Ning Xiuyuan being humiliated.
"Okay. It turns out that they all came to see my jokes!" Ning Xiuyuan didn't know why, and suddenly wanted to hit people even more.