Chapter 50: Jiang Donghou
"Jiang Donghou!!"
Hearing the words "Emperor Jiang Donghou", Chen Zhengyu's pupils instantly widened, even more excited than seeing a beautiful woman, and suddenly shouted "Four Emperors"!
"Good fellow, you actually know the emperor. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info" Jiang Donghou sneered, a haughty face appeared, and he stared at Chen Zhengyu who was shocked.
Chen Zhengyu suddenly gave himself a loud slap, and immediately remembered something, and immediately began to analyze in his heart, and his mind was running quickly.
Wrong!
Wasn't Jiang Donghou a figure from millions of years ago? No matter how high his realm was, it was impossible for him to have such a long lifespan.
Not to mention whether he is really Jiang Donghou, even if it is true, he can't be a living person now.
Yes, yes, he must be dead!
Then, after Chen Zhengyu calmed down, his eyes swept over the middle-aged man with long hair fluttering in front of him, and his heart immediately sank, and he shouted "soul body".
"Huh?" Although the voice was very soft, Jiang Donghou still heard it, and was immediately stunned, and asked, "Do you know what a soul body is?"
After finishing speaking, he focused his gaze on Chen Zhengyu's body and swept it, he was stunned, how could an ant in the realm of the five rings understand the soul body?
Looks like a kid with a background...
"Since you kid knows the emperor, then you're still..." Jiang Donghou's voice did not fall, and he was interrupted by Chen Zhengyu.
"You don't have to pretend to Lao Tzu!" Chen Zhengyu came up and directly said foul language, scolding: "Hmph! It's just a soul body, and you dragged it with Lao Tzu?"
"You..."
Jiang Donghou looked stunned, and immediately became furious, once upon a time, the emperor was insulted like this? Today, he was so humiliated by the ants of the Five Rings Realm?
"What am I, you don't have to drag with Lao Tzu, yes, it's right that you are the Four Emperors, but that was millions of years ago, what capital do you say you have now?"
Chen Zhengyu put on a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water, as if to say, Lao Tzu is just facing you today, what's the matter, you were powerful when you were alive, but you are not human now, I am still afraid of you?
"You.... You are so arrogant!" Jiang Dong was about to go crazy with anger, when did even the ants of the Five Rings Realm dare to jump on top of the emperor's head and!
"Lao Tzu is crazy! What are you not convinced?" Chen Zhengyu stuck out his tongue and grimaced, this wave is really crazy to the sky.
made a big man who dominated the world millions of years ago speechless and helpless, and Chen Zhengyu was the first.
Seeing that Jiang Donghou gradually calmed down, Chen Zhengyu slapped his thigh and shouted, "Tell Uncle Ben, what kind of place is this?"
Jiang Donghou snorted coldly when he heard this, raised his head arrogantly and ignored him.
"Ouch, ignore people, angry?" Chen Zhengyu snorted twice and teased.
"Believe it or not, the emperor killed you!?"
Hearing this, Chen Zhengyu turned his head sideways, raised his hand and pointed at his neck, and dragged it: "Come, please kill!"
"I'm going to kill you!!"
Chen Zhengyu looked cheap, stuck out his tongue and screamed twice, and then said: "I beg you, I beg you to kill me, is it okay?
With this appearance, anyone who sees him will want to hit him, not to mention Jiang Donghou, who is still one of the Four Emperors, how can he be arrogant and endure a seventeen-year-old boy peeing on the top of his head.
immediately shouted "looking for death", and rushed towards Chen Zhengyu with a hideous face.
Seeing this, Chen Zhengyu raised his middle finger unhurriedly, and at the same time, the falling star pen in his body was actually driven by himself.
If it is not started, protect it first, and the falling star pen is trustworthy.
Immediately, with a "whoosh", a golden circle of light appeared up and down Chen Zhengyu's body, directly knocking Jiang Donghou into the air and bouncing more than ten meters away.
After being knocked into the air, Jiang Donghou got up from the ground again, continued to pounce on Chen Zhengyu, and was knocked away again.
Back and forth, more than a dozen times in a row, the ending has not changed.
Seeing this scene, Chen Zhengyu was inexplicably a little sad, one of the Four Emperors who was famous in the entire Eastern Wilderness millions of years ago was so miserable by himself.
However, Chen Zhengyu suddenly laughed, and the tiger's body was shocked.
Why are you laughing?
It's easy, because it's so exciting right now!
Wow, it's so exciting, it's like the feeling of stealing snacks in class, the teacher doesn't let you eat, you want to eat, the excitement brought by this rebellious psychology.
After a cup of tea, Jiang Donghou sat on the ground panting, looking confused and stupid.
"When did the young people nowadays drag like this?" Jiang Donghou was about to cry, if he hadn't been able to commit suicide, he would have broken off on his own, and now he was beaten like this by a boy in the realm of the Five Rings, how could he save face!!
"You're right, young people nowadays are very dragged. Chen Zhengyu nodded, very much agreed with Jiang Donghou's words, and immediately continued seriously.
"Of course, in addition to me, I am a very modest young man who knows how to respect the old and love the young, the people in the village next door to me say that I am a good young man, and they also said that they would give me an award, but I refused on the spot, after all, I am not the kind of vain person, how can I see this kind of false name, do you say?"
Three good young people are right, but these three good are lustful, shameful, and easy to pretend.
"I was caught off guard by your forced pretend..."Jiang Donghou almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood, I've seen someone pretending to be forced, I've never seen someone pretending to be so "real", it's really a long time to see.
"How is it, do you admire me very much?" Chen Zhengyu raised his chin and stiffened.
Jiang Donghou directly chose to ignore him, kept his head shut and didn't speak, drew a circle on the ground, and his mouth was in pieces: "This emperor draws a circle to curse you, curse you, curse..."
After half a ring, Chen Zhengyu saw that there was no time to continue pretending, so he immediately returned to his normal state and asked, "Old Jiang, tell me well, where is this place, why am I here?"
"Tell me first, where is your current position?" Jiang Donghou did not answer the rhetorical question, and at the same time he was happy in his heart, feeling that this kid finally stopped going crazy.
Hearing this, Chen Zhengyu was stunned at first, but he was still very cooperative, and replied: "This is the Colorful Mountain Range." ”
"What I'm asking about is the geographical location. ”
"Let me think about it, well... This is the junction of the eastern zone and the central zone of the Eastern Wilderness. ”
"The junction between the eastern zone and the central zone..."Hearing this, Jiang Donghou fell into deep thought, and his mouth was reading something in fragments, but because the voice was too small, Chen Zhengyu couldn't hear it clearly.
After half a ring, after finishing the broken recitation, Jiang Donghou raised his head blocked by long hair and said, "First, I don't know where this place is, but I only know that this place is called Dream Tomb, and I don't know anything else." Second, I don't know why you're here, I was about to ask you, but looking at your more mysterious expression than I am, needless to say, you must not know. ”
The two of them looked confused together, like two lost people who couldn't find an exit.
"Also, I know roughly where your body is, and I understand why I woke up suddenly. ”
"Why? Tell me about it. ”
"Let's talk about it later, your physical body is in trouble now, you better go out and solve it first. ”
"How do you get out?"
"Give yourself three slaps in the face. ”
"Are you kidding me?" Hearing this answer, Chen Zhengyu was suddenly dissatisfied, and he could get out with three slaps on his face?
"Believe it or not, I advise you to make a decision as soon as possible, otherwise you won't be able to get out. Jiang Donghou snorted coldly, putting on a look of love or disbelief, and disbelief and pulling down.
All right...
I'll try.
Then Chen Zhengyu raised his hand with half-belief and immediately gave himself three slaps in the face.
"Papapa" three times, the sound is very soft, and he shoots very little, like a mosquito swatting.
But after a while, seeing that he didn't leave, he was immediately angry, looked at Jiang Donghou and shouted, "You tricked me!?"
"Push harder, you can't even shoot mosquitoes with such small force. ”
"Damn, trust you again. ”
Bang, Chen Zhengyu slapped himself three more times, this time it was very hard, his face was swollen, but after a while, he didn't see himself leave the dream tomb, and immediately wanted to scold for a while, but in an instant, he saw his illusory body shook, and a light pattern appeared on his feet.
The light streaks went all the way up, and at the same time, the feet began to disappear, followed by the legs, waist, etc., and finally when the head disappeared, the whole person disappeared in the dream tomb.
At the last moment of disappearance, he suddenly shouted: "Old Jiang, what should I do if I want to come in the Dream Tomb again!?"
"Give yourself three more slaps!"
With Jiang Donghou's answer, I saw a "whoosh", and Chen Zhengyu officially left the dream tomb.
...
"Commander, wake up!"
"The head of the regiment wakes up..."
As soon as his consciousness left the Dream Tomb, Chen Zhengyu returned to his body, his tiger body was shocked, and he opened his hazy eyes, only to see Xue Luohe, Zhao Daoxing, and Bai Shisan standing in front of him, calling to himself.
Among them, Xue Luohe was even slapping his face, to put it nicely, it was to slap his face, but the ugly thing was to slap him, and it snapped.
Xue Luohe suddenly screamed, looked at Chen Zhengyu's gradually red and swollen face, and was suddenly startled, and exclaimed: ", why is it swollen?"
Chen Zhengyu's consciousness returned to the back of his body, and the hot taste on his face instantly came up, and he immediately scolded: "Why are you beating me?"
"That.. If I say I didn't mean it, would you believe it?"
"Shin Nyima, get over here and call me back a few times!"
"Don't... The head of the regiment is angry, there are still so many people. ”
"People?"