The sunset is approaching, Kyoto is brightly lit and the people are boiling, my master is carrying his bags and drinking wine and swaying through the crowd, from time to time his face is full of obscenity, look at the beauties on the street, undoubtedly attract two words hooligan, pervert. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info And he didn't care at all, but a little bit of a feeling in it, I followed behind and looked at him like that, almost like a ruffian, and now I have some doubts, whether I fell for the master.

Oops hey!

A shrill sound came to my ears, and I noticed when my master had come to a stall selling sachets, and the voice was made by a woman in front of the stall, and pointed to the master's nose: 'What is such a thing, long hooves!!, they are about to break off the girl's feet.' ’

The master didn't pay attention to it at all, just stared at the sachet on the table, and the woman saw that the master scolded so badly, "I said that you are really not a thing! ’

When the woman saw that my master did not react, she pulled my master over and shouted to the people around her, 'Come and see! ’

The woman's loud voice spread almost throughout the street, and now all the people around gathered around: 'Look at it! ’

Hiccup!

The master was drunk and suddenly burped at the woman!, the woman was disgusted and immediately covered her nose with a silk scarf, and my master stretched out a finger and pointed at the woman, "You say that I take advantage of you to have evidence, you can't say that because I accidentally stepped on you when I bought something, you said that I took advantage of you, this is unreasonable." Just as the woman was about to retort, the master interrupted her again: "Even if I want to take advantage, I won't find you!"

As soon as the master said this, he immediately burst into laughter, and for a while all the people on the street looked at this woman, no wonder everyone was like this, this woman's figure can be described as quite burly!

The woman suddenly sat down on the ground and danced and cried, 'I don't live anymore!' You have made fun of me so many times, so how can I marry in the future! Pity me, a flower has not bloomed yet! I am not alive!'

"Yo Yo, you say that you are going to die or live in two sentences, but you are really right in what you said, you are indeed a few years away from the cactus blooming in sixty years." As soon as the master said this, the people around him immediately laughed loudly, and even the officers and soldiers in the distance were attracted over.

When the woman saw the officers and soldiers coming, it was as if she had grasped a life-saving straw, "Official, you have to make the decision for the little woman!" ’

As soon as the woman's words fell, the master laughed with tears in his eyes, and pointed to the people around him, and the officers and soldiers immediately shouted, "Be honest, if you are laughing, you will be punished for the crime of contempt of the king's law." ’

The master arched his hand to the officers and soldiers in front of him and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, it's not that I despise the royal law, it's really that this person is too funny, you look around" The master pointed to the people around him, "I can count how many big men are bigger than her, and they are powerless, just a little old man like me, I'm afraid he can strangle him to death with one hand, and I am a vulnerable group compared to her." ’

As soon as the master said this, several officers and soldiers laughed out loud, although they all held back, but some of the people present still heard it, especially the woman heard it more clearly: "I'm not alive!" The woman said that I ran into the stall next to me, and the officer and soldier were still quick and grabbed him, "Say you are going to die or live." The officer was obviously a little unhappy, and if a woman was killed in the street under his control, it would not be able to get out of it.

The little woman was soft-spoken, and it was better to die than to continue to be teased by him. ’

'When I figure things out and you want to die, no one will stop you, now I'm going to ask you what the hell is going on?'

The woman wiped the corners of her dry eyes, and said with a crying voice, "Master Hui, I was just picking out sachets here, but who knew that this old thing hit me directly, and almost trampled the little woman's foot off." ’

The officer and soldier pointed at my master, 'Why are you stepping on someone's foot for no reason?' ’

The master looked a little aggrieved, and his body, which was not very tall, looked even shorter, 'Brother Guan, I was just a buyer, and I accidentally stepped on him, she opened her mouth and scolded people for no reason, and I didn't even have a chance to apologize. ’

The woman pointed at the master unrelentingly, "You dare to quibble with an official here, you say that you are a bad old man to buy what sachets, this is clearly taking advantage of me." ’

The master took a sip of disapproval, and asked the vendor who sold the sachets, 'Do any men buy your sachets except for women?'

The hawker honestly counted his fingers, 'There are sons who buy for their favorite girls, husbands buy for their wives, brothers buy for their sisters, fathers buy for their daughters, younger brothers buy for their sisters, cousins buy for their cousins, and 、、、、、、、、'

"Don't talk about it, you have to take off your shoes when counting your ten fingers are not enough, Brother Guan, you hear, it's normal for men to buy sachets." The master threw a few coppers on the table, and grabbed a sachet on the table, 'I, buy, give, I, apprentice, brother,' the master said word by word to the woman.

'Alright!alright!' He stepped on you and you scolded him, and the matter was written off, and it was all gone!' the officer waved his hand at the people around him.

The master put the sachet in his arms, and walked through the crowd and the woman was still looking at the master angrily, I hid in the corner to see that the matter was over, and then came out and continued to follow him, and suddenly the master in front turned around and said, 'I said!'

The people who have not dispersed all looked over, and dozens of pairs of eyes fell on the master and me for a while, and I felt for the first time that I was looking at so many people, and I felt uncomfortable all over my body, and there was a hot feeling, I instinctively dodged, and the master looked at the woman and said, "Send you a word, usually accumulate some virtue and marry out earlier." Apprentice! ’

I don't know what's going on with the master, the word apprentice shouted loudly, for fear that others don't know that I am his apprentice Yes, out of the city, the master took him on the path, along the way thorns and potholes, I was okay at all and felt floating and passed, but the master didn't even hit the lantern, and walked over and felt more stable than me.

"Master, why don't you take the official road and take the path?" I asked curiously behind me.

It's not your kid who did it. ’

'What the hell is it to me!'

"You kid knows a fart, there are so many people coming and going on the official road, saying that this is close to Kyoto, if you meet that prince or a general, the little yang energy on their bodies can also wash away your soul." ’

'So powerful?' I asked, a little incredulous.

"Now you know how powerful the ghosts are, those generals and princes don't have a few lives in their hands, especially the official positions of generals are basically killed, if they don't have a little power, then it's not just a few ghosts who will be killed, especially when the emperor, if the ghosts like Liu Yunshan's wife and children are close to him, they can be forced to death by the emperor's anger." ’

Then according to what you say, those emperors and generals are already invincible, which is too bullish, no wonder they all want to be big officials. I said with some excitement.

"There is no absolute certainty in everything, the main thing is to see what level the ghost is, if there is a ghost general or a ghost king, it is a matter of minutes to kill an emperor, you have to understand that those emperors and generals are also mortals, and their lives are just a little harder than ordinary people." ’

The master's words aroused my strong curiosity: 'Is there any difference between ghosts?'

People are divided into three, six, nine, and so on, and ghosts are naturally divided into high and low. ’

'And what level am I now?'

The master suddenly turned to look at me, hum, leaving a look of contempt.

"Master, you are saying, you are too appetizing in the middle of what you say, I am now your apprentice, if you don't understand anything outside in the future, it will damage your Ming, you teach me a little more, and others praise me outside me, and I also praise you for teaching a good apprentice." ’

The master said as he walked, "Even a ghost like Liu Yunshan's wife and children like you is not an opponent, what level do you think you are?"

I was a little unconvinced, 'No way!' you said I wasn't their match, and I didn't clean her up just like that. ’

If you hadn't had what my brother and I gave you, you would have been dug out a long time ago. ’

I was speechless for a while, and silently followed the master, 'By the way, the master was just in the city, why do so many people look at me, and I feel uncomfortable?'

'There are many people in the city, the yang energy is heavy, and so many people are looking at you, of course you can't stand the yang energy coming to your side, generally speaking, the downtown is ruthless, and there are few ghosts and monsters, which is the reason, I will tell you one now, those who dare to make trouble in crowded places are basically some means, and you must pay attention to this in the future. ’

"By the way, master, do you think I will feel hungry in the future?, will I feel cold?"

'Shut up. ’

'Will I still grow taller?'

'Can you rest your mouth for a while?' ’

'Can I still take a wife?'

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'Can I still bask in the sun?'

In the future, I will not be able to wear anything I encounter. ’

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'When people die, they will be reincarnated, where do you say I will be reincarnated?'

'Can I remember the events of my past life after I am reincarnated?'

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'Who decides this reincarnation?'

'Do you think I'll become a woman when I'm reincarnated?'

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'Now that I can talk and think, am I dead?'

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'Just look down and you'll see'

'I'll shut your mouth when you say that.' ’

Oh!

'Master, why did you see it if you didn't light the lamp?' Is there any treasure? Can you show me?'

'Your master and I don't have any treasures, I rely entirely on the experience of walking the rivers and lakes、、、、、 I rely on!'

'Master, don't roll so fast, I can't catch up. ’

'Master, where are you going?'

'Master, I can't see you. ’

'Master, where are you?'

'Master, can you hear me?'

'Master, you're here to say something!'

'Master, don't scare me!'

'Master, I'm afraid of ghosts!'

'Master, I'm afraid of the dark!'

I walked with the master all night, and saw that the sky was white, so I found a broken temple and hid in, looking at the master with a blue nose and swollen face, not to mention how happy I was in my heart, thinking that I can't beat you, I can always annoy you, looking at the stone statues covered with spider webs in the temple, 'Eh! Didn't the master say that the temple is full of immortals! How can I come in and be fine?'

The master unpacked his bag, moved a plank, lay down, and pointed around, 'Look at how this place has been broken, and the fairy is willing to stay in this place.' ’

'Master, why am I not sleepy at all?'

The master stretched out the index finger and middle finger of his right hand, and took out a piece of yellow paper with his left hand, "Look at what is written on it?"

'It's not a word!'

"Aren't you fooling around, it's not a word, what do you call to see?" ’

"Definitely!" the master shouted that the yellow paper was shining, and I knew that I had been fooled, and as soon as the rune paper left the master's hand, it was like a swimming dragon, roaring towards me, and I hurriedly dodged, but as soon as I turned around, I was frozen by the rune paper.

Go! The rune paper flew with me to the wall, and I stuck to the wall so motionless that even my body began to disappear, and if I didn't feel it, I would even feel like my soul was gone. Now when someone comes, they see a talisman on the wall.

The master plucked out the roots of his ears, 'It's finally quiet!'

Just as I was staring at the wall, an officer and soldier in Kyoto ran into my house, and Lord Li found the eldest young master in the city last night. ’

My grandfather immediately stood up and said, 'Hurry up and make it clear.' ’

Last night, a priest and a woman in the city quarreled in the street, and the Taoist priest shouted an apprentice after leaving, and the apprentice in the Taoist priest's mouth was the eldest young master. ’

'Prepare your horses!'

As soon as my grandfather's words fell, a paper pigeon flew in and landed in front of my grandfather, everyone looked at the flying paper pigeon in disbelief, grandpa saw some handwriting on the paper pigeon, picked it up and took a look at it, "No, the Taoist priest is the junior brother of the national teacher, and he accepted Yang'er as an apprentice, and his family affairs were also solved by him secretly, and Yang'er will return after learning." ’

My father took the letter in my grandfather's hand and looked at it, "God bless my Li family, the national teacher can use paper pigeons to transmit the letter, it is really a god and a man, and the junior brother of the national teacher must not be an ordinary person." ’

And I was still sticking to the wall, listening to the master's snoring was really torture, and at that moment both hands grabbed me, and I was pulled into the wall with a bang.