Taixu fixed his eyes and took a look, but the scene and characters were completely wrong, the world where he was enveloped by a huge golden cover, the cover had edges and edges, completely reversing the nine-year compulsory education received by the four young people, and the various cosmic theories derived from the seven-year instant noodle career, this is completely a round sky!!

In the distance, it was a giant, holding a tin staff in his right hand and a golden bowl in his left hand, pinching the Buddha seal, and working wildly against the golden cover, the crazy appearance was like a vicious dog that had been hungry for seven days and saw a bone, and a fierce man who had seen a beautiful woman for three years. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info But the strict law still needs poetry and praise:

The majestic face is more compassionate, and the Buddha's clothes can be tailored.

The glow is full of brilliance, and the colors are condensed into the universe.

Lang Lang Pearl is in the upper and lower rows, and layers of gold threads are worn before and after.

Along the edge, all kinds of rare shops are embroidered.

Eight treasures of makeup flower binding buttons, gold ring collar climbing velvet buckle.

The Buddha is high and low, and the stars are divided into left and right.

The mysterious mage has a great fate, and now this thing can bear it.

It is like a blissful Arhat, and he has competed in the Western Zhenjue Show.

The tin staff jingles and fights with nine rings, and the gold bowl and silver bowl are as big as an ox.

Sincerity is true for the Buddha, and it is better than Bodhi without deception.

", Fahai?!!!" Taixu looked at the giant who occupied half of the world, and said in horror, the red and yellow brocade robe is not Elder Tang's signboard, with a white beard and white eyebrows, a big yellow hat, a tin staff and a golden bowl, this is completely a living Fahai.

The giant seemed to hear a cry mixed with complicated emotions, his huge ears trembled, and his eyes with a diameter comparable to Taixu's height swept over like a laser with golden light, and finally froze on Taixu's body.

"Where did the little Taoist boy come from?"

The loud bang of the cannon roared in his ears, and he shook his body and fell to the ground, only to realize that he was dressed.

The straw sandals that can't hold the toes, the rags that can't cover the body, the wooden hairpin that can't tie the waist-length black hair, and the wooden sword that is no more than two feet long, forget about these, what the hell is that black gourd tied around the waist?

"I'm not a Taoist boy, I don't know how I got here, Uncle Mage, are you making a movie? Is this the law and heaven and earth? The special effects are good, hehe, hehe" Tai Xu said with a dry smile, this is definitely not a movie, it's such a real scene, where to find such appropriate props, not to mention that the taste of grass is also a little wrong, don't look unpalatable, and was spit out, but this time the heat rising from the lower abdomen is what?

"Amitabha, monks don't speak, do you know what kind of place this is?" Fahai said with a look of treasure.

Taixu shook his dizzy head, indicating that he didn't know.

Fahai seemed to see Taixu's discomfort, and accepted the spell, shrinking from a treasure and solemn bodhisattva, shrinking, and shrinking, and then shrinking, into an old man wearing five strips of cloth, blue-gray short-cut monk's robes, holding a wooden staff, and showing a kind face with compassion, but the height gap is not so big, it is less than one meter six!! The old monk looked at Taixu with a smile like this.

The sudden change made it difficult for Taixu to adapt, and he climbed two steps backwards, and the soft grass under his feet made him stumble, and he almost fell to the ground, stammering with his eyes open, "This, where is this?"

"This world has been around for a long time, not ordinary people can come in, and of course not ordinary people can go out, Xiao Daotong, come with Lao Gao" Fahai shook his eyebrows twice, and took the lead in walking out along the path in the grass.

Worried, cramped, excited, and uneasy, Taixu followed Fahai for almost an hour. This way, in addition to grass, or grass, the monotonous color has made the heart of this goods have settled down, thinking that the idea of peace is both coming, in other words, the tattered straw shoes on the feet, and the thread, how can you wear it so comfortably, and you haven't worn the skin for so long?

"Hey, how come I don't feel tired after walking for so long?" Tai Xu, who finally sent another fact, was surprised.

"Little Daotong, dressed like you, I think I've been practicing for a long time, right?" The old monk skipped the question of the young idiot in front of him, and was amazed in his heart, he was reincarnated as a human being, and it has been more than a thousand years since he turned to this place where birds don't, insects don't lay eggs, grass doesn't wither, the sky doesn't blow, clouds don't rain, the sun doesn't shine, and the earth doesn't grow. I want to laugh, but I have been suppressed for more than a thousand years, and my heart has been depressed for thousands of years, but I am unusually calm, Amitabha, it seems that my Buddhism has improved again.

"Say, I'm not a Taoist boy, I don't know why I'm running here for the yarn, as soon as my eyes open and close, I'll come" Taixu was a little depressed, what kind of place is this? Immortal realm? Buddha realm? Saying that I don't believe in Buddhism, I don't worship God, and I don't believe in religion, how could I meet Fahai? Could it be that when I was doing good deeds, the Buddha opened his eyes and glanced at me? I think I was a malleable talent? But for Mao gave me a nondescript Taoist dress?

"Oh, there is Buddhism, as soon as your eyes are opened and closed, people will come, well, yes, yes," the old monk walked in front of him and savored it, nodding and shaking his head from time to time, and suddenly paused, stared at Taixu and asked, "Young man, how do you know my Dharma name?"

"Eh, everyone who grows flowers knows you, you are famous, this dress, this huge golden bowl, a clear-eyed person will know that the Grand Master of Fahai has arrived!

"Who is the flower planter? who is that? you all know me? I feel it" The old monk said, closing his eyes and muttering something uncertainly, "No, I still can't feel the power of wishes"

"Haha, don't be funny, who will worship you, you are now in the flower planting house, but it stinks... No, it's wrong, you're an old man, I'm farting, uh, shitting" Taixu said and said, suddenly remembered, this is Fahai, fuck, if you get angry, take out the golden bowl, roar, really give yourself one, demon, manifest! The following dare not imagine, and quickly covered his mouth.

"Well, why do I have such a bad reputation?

"Do you know the white lady, and that Xu Xian?"

"I don't know"

"Do you know shemales are in love?"

"Amitabha, how could incest happen?"

"Do you know Leifeng Pagoda Jinshan Temple?" Taixu was a little suspicious, is this old monk Fahai?

"This knows, Leifeng Pagoda is on the shore of the West Lake, and Jinshan Temple is the original mountain gate of Lao Qu."

"The White Lady and Xu Xian fell in love, and then you suppressed it in Leifeng Tower, oh, by the way, the White Lady is a snake demon"

"Amitabha, shemales fall in love? How is it possible, Lao Qu did drive away a white snake back then, but at that time the mana was very small, only drove it into the Yangtze River, the monks were merciful, and they were re-human, and now I have not achieved my own Buddha, how can I suppress the shemales" The old monk made a Buddha and sighed. "Oh, by the way, young man, where do you start with the details of this matter?"

As Taixu walked, his mind turned sharply, and he reviewed the plot of the White Snake Legend and told Fahai to listen・・・・・

"Amitabha, everything is false, the old man understands" The old monk made a Buddha name, and his expression was lost for some reason.

"Master, are you okay?" Tai Xuan was a little uncertain in his heart, it is said that this old monk is very cautious.

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After wandering around for a long time, he still didn't get out of this meadow, just when Taixu wondered if the old monk was old and confused, a low grass hut appeared in front of him, and there were several low and dense Bodhi trees on both sides. The thatched hut is built under the branches of two linden trees, supported by branches, and the dried grass is woven into a wall, to put it bluntly, a shed with a wall.

The word poetic and picturesque is completely indescribable to everything in front of you, if you have to find a word to describe it, rack your brains, and only pop out of one...

"Amitabha, the Buddha said that if you come, you will be safe, young man, you will live here in the future, you can walk around when you have nothing to do, I have been trapped in this world for more than 1,200 years, don't think about going out, rest assured that you will grow old" After the old monk finished speaking, he walked to the Bodhi tree and sat up, it seemed that Taixu's words hit him a little hard.

Taixu wanted to complain, but in the face of the old monk who was in a bad mood, he was always a little stunned in his heart, and he really wanted to yell at him.

There is no more than two-meter-tall parsnip around the old monk's residence, okay, let's call it parsnip first, Taixu really doesn't know this thing. The air flow in the lower abdomen seemed to be getting stronger and stronger, making Tai Xuan both a little excited and a little apprehensive, in other words, how is the luck method used in cultivation? It seems that what is the little Zhou Tian big Zhou Tian, impacting the second pulse of Ren Du or something, it seems that he can't do it at all, looking at the old monk who has already settled, Tai Xuan is a little entangled whether to step forward and ask.

"Gollum ・・・・・・"

Finally, the air flow attacked, but why is there a feeling of air leakage, Tai Xu's thick eyebrows are furrowed, his legs are tense, the chrysanthemum is tight, his stomach spasms for a while, he only feels a stream of air rushing to his head, his eyes are a little black******, here he comes!

"Poof..."

", this is a diarrhea!! Tai Xuan wailed sadly.

"Young man, just eat some of the liquid of the Bodhi tree and the flowers on it" The old monk squinted his eyes, and did not see any movement, a few flowers and a few drops of liquid flew out of the Bodhi tree, and fell into the mouth of Taixu, who was pulling a little spasmodic.

Long.

After dealing with personal hygiene, someone lay down under the linden tree weakly, looking at the liquid flowing from the branches, and said, it seems, probably, this liquid is something that refines hard rubber, ah? Hurriedly tried to spit out those few drops of liquid, but what was the sweet taste just now? Why do you still want to eat it?

After tossing for a long time, in the end, I still tried in vain, but fortunately the diarrhea has stopped.