Chapter 3 Anatomical Conference (I)
Although the Dandan patriarch looks like the war hammer in Tintin's hand,
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This middle-aged goblin has quite poisonous eyes, but these things will not be given to him if they are killed.
Naturally, Ding Ding also knew this, so he said to the Dandan patriarch:
"Those treasures are not for sale. It was to be dedicated to the lord of [Fish Belly City]. ”
As soon as he heard that it was dedicated to the lord of [Fish Belly City], the eyes of the Dan Dan Patriarch suddenly withered,
He drooped his ears and lost it for a while, and then reluctantly reached out to take the hammer.
As a result, this middle-aged goblin who has not fought or exercised for many years is not as powerful as Tintin at all,
The hammer was too heavy to catch and smashed straight into the mud, almost smashing his foot.
This kind of astonishing weight will not be found in ordinary iron hammers,
The Dandan patriarch was sure that Tintin was not lying, at least not in terms of material,
It was indeed a war hammer cast from stainless steel, and a smile finally disappeared on his face.
After instructing the two goblin warriors to carry the war hammer to his tent, he stretched out his palm and patted Tintin on the head and said:
"Welcome to our anatomical conference!"
Ding Ding also stretched out his palm and patted Dandan's head and said, "Thank you Dandan's patriarch for the invitation!"
I wish you [oyster tribe] always green. ”
After the matter was dealt with, Ding Ding said goodbye to the patriarch for the time being, and then took Mo He and the brute hammer to the remote corner of the square.
Let's set up a travel tent for four or five people.
After the tent was set up, Tintin sat on the straw mat for resting, tearing the double-headed giant earthworm bacon in his hand.
While babbling and cooing:
"Lucky! Lucky...... Anatomical conference, anatomical conference! hey, hey, hey...... Anatomical Assembly ......"
The brute hammer couldn't stand the croaking of Tintin, so he stood up and kept his distance.
took two slices of dried lion scorpion meat from the baggage and came to Mo He's side.
"Mr. Mo He, what interesting things do you say there is in this anatomical conference?
You're well-informed, tell me about it. ”
The brute hammer handed Mo He a slice of lion scorpion meat, and after Mo He took the meat, he sat down.
Mo He frowned and took a bite of the unique flavor of jerky, and then Su frowned and replied:
"It's also the first time I've heard of this anatomical conference. You'd better ask Tintin. ”
When Ding Ding heard Mo He call his name, he raised his head excitedly, and kept shaking his two pointed ears.
A shrill voice shouted:
"Tintin knows, Tintin knows the anatomical conference! hehe......
Intestines of various colors can be seen...... Heart ...... of various colors and shapes
And lots of delicious offal!"
After saying that, this guy didn't forget to lick his lower lip.
"What? That's all?!You pay me back the hammer!
It's a shame to look at something like this with my warhammer. ”
As soon as Brute Hammer heard Tintin explain, he instantly lost interest in this conference.
He was originally curious, and when his curiosity passed, he immediately regretted his precious warhammer.
"The goods have been sold, and no refunds will be given!" Tintin replied confidently.
Brute Hammer was furious: "What? That's mine! You green dung! Give me back the Warhammer!"
While scolding, he already stood up, dropped the jerky in his hand and grabbed Tintin.
Tintin screamed, jumped up at the same time, and desperately stuffed the two-headed giant earthworm into his mouth,
He ran out of the tent in a puff of smoke.
Brute Hammer didn't rush out, angry and angry, he hadn't forgotten his role as Tintin's slave.
After looking at the door of the tent open for a while, Brute Hammer had to walk back to Mo He's side, picked up the jerky and threw it into his mouth to continue eating.
"Mr. Mohe, are you going to see their dissection conference tonight?"
Although Brute Hammer didn't want to see the anatomical conference, if Mo He also went, he would definitely be happy to go and see the excitement together.
After all, it was the first time I saw the so-called anatomical conference when I was so big, and I saw it in a tribe of goblins.
Mo He put down the jerky that he had already eaten a few bites, thought for a while and said:
"Let's go check it out, or we'll be bored in a tent all night." ”
Mo He felt thirsty, so he stretched out his hand to the brute hammer: "Brute hammer, give me some water!",
The brute hammer took the jerky in his mouth, took the water bladder from the luggage on one side and handed it to Mo He.
Later, after the two of them had eaten food, they saw that Tintin had not returned, so they fell asleep.
......
It is rare to have a place to sleep with peace of mind, Mo He and Brute Hammer slept until night.
Mo He was woken up by the quarrel between the hammer and Ding Ding, and when he heard the content of their quarrel, he knew that Ding Ding thought the hammer was snoring too loudly.
Something was used to plug the mouth of the Brute Hammer, so the awakened Brute Hammer began to catch Ding Ding again.
But in the past three years, this kind of thing has not been won once, although he has cultivated to the realm of the second level of the quasi-sword saint,
But he still can't catch Ding Ding, who can't be described at all.
To be honest, if Tintin escaped in the swamp, Mo He would not have been able to catch him.
But to be on the plains, to catch the current Tintin, it will take a little effort.
The quarrel between Tintin and the Brute Hammer is actually not small, but fortunately, the square of the goblin tribe is also noisy.
That's why Tintin's "slaves" dared to quarrel with their "masters" didn't attract everyone's attention.
After listening carefully to the sounds outside, Mo He said to the two guys who were still making trouble:
"The dissection conference should be about to start, do you want to go see it?"
"Anatomical conference?!oh my God! I almost missed it!" Tintin stopped suddenly,
Hold your ears and scream.
Brute Hammer thought there was an opportunity, and swooped down to catch Tintin, but the little guy squeaked and ran out.
And the hammer, which was already in the air, could only kiss the dirt of the swamp.
Mo He estimated that there would be no problem going out now, so he packed his luggage with the two of them.
After hanging your luggage on the hurricane lizard outside the tent, you can take the hurricane lizard with you to the plaza to watch.
At this time, the bonfire in Goblin Square was bright, and the firelight here could be seen from miles away.
Due to his height advantage, Mo He can watch clearly from standing behind a large group of goblins,
The hammer needs to be placed on top of the hurricane lizard for a better view.
At this time, the dissection meeting had not officially begun, and many goblins were still singing and dancing around the campfire.
To be honest, they don't sing very well, like a bunch of rats arguing.
But they danced quite brilliantly, and all the dancing were female goblins.
They uniformly wore reed-woven grass skirts, fanatical and powerful to pick up the grass hula,
The movements are agile and powerful, and the sense of rhythm is also very strong.
I could see that the Hammer himself was twisting his big ass on the back of the Hurricane Lizard.
As a result, after noticing that Mo He next to him was covering his mouth and laughing, he stopped, scratched the back of his head embarrassedly and said:
"I'm so sorry, Mr. Mo He, I made you smile.
We've been traveling for too long, and it's good to have a little bit of a sway once in a while. ”
After the hula dance of the female goblins, it's time for the male goblins to catch mice!
That's right, it's catching mice.
The goblin who presided over the event took a small cage full of rats and took one out of the cage one at a time,
Throw it directly on the ground.
Then all the male goblins catch the mouse together.
If a male goblin catches a mouse, he will give it to the female goblin he likes.
If the female goblin liked the male goblin, she would eat the mouse on the spot.
Well, as disgusting as it sounds, it's actually a cheerful scene.
The goblins that catch the mice scream no less than the mouses, and the male goblins in the whole square are scurrying around like headless flies.
As a result, most of the people actually didn't even see the shadow of the mouse, and they were already knocked unconscious and trampled on the ground.
The first goblin to catch a mouse was actually miserable, he was pounced on by a group of goblins who didn't catch a mouse.
Everyone started to bite until he let go.
In the end, the one who gets the rat must be the smartest and most endurable goblin.
He waited until his competitors were defeated, and then he snatched the rats.
At this time, most of them basically had no physical strength, and they couldn't beat him at all.
There were five rounds of this activity, and the last round surprised Mo He that Ding Ding actually went to grab mice.
Even more unexpectedly, he got the last mouse.
He...... Got the rats eaten...... Under the excited screams and cheers of all the female goblins, it was eaten.
Then the whole square was silent for two seconds, and then all the male goblins on the field who could still move,
They all ran after Tintin, trying to beat up the guy who had eaten their chance.