Chapter 1: My Split Personality Table
"One-two-one!one-two-one!one-two-three-four!"
On the morning of the first day of the eighth lunar month, the sky was just bright, and there was still some late autumn mist on the ground, and on the playground of the No. 1 Senior High School of Lanyue County, more than 1,000 students had already run for a long time to exercise in the morning. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Ten minutes later, when the morning sun just rose, the 10,000-meter run was finally completed, and thousands of trumpeters stopped at the same time, and let out a long breath, like a sharp arrow, cutting through the morning fog, but it was also spectacular.
Several boys gathered on the lawn, their hands on their knees, sticking out their tongues and panting for a while, before they eased up, lifted their shirts, shook the wind, and looked at the passing girls, while discussing:
"On the first day of school, I didn't do anything during the summer vacation, why are I so tired from running?"
"Tired, don't you think gravity is wrong on the runway today?"
"Hey, when you say that, it seems to have really sunk a lot!"
"Hasn't it always been seven times the gravity?"
"I heard, I don't know who, I made a suggestion to the principal, and it was changed to twice the ......"
"His uncle's! 10,000 meters! Which grandson did such a lack of morality? Don't let Lao Tzu catch it, otherwise he will have to lose a layer of skin!"
"Eighty percent is the student president, are you going? I'll hand you bricks......
"Hand over your sister! The president's guy has opened up the second vein of Ren Du, the bricks are hairy, and the eggshells can't be broken, and it's almost the same if you give me a ruyi soldier. ”
"It's, I want to have a wishful soldier, I can beat the whole school, what else do you want to do......"
"Look, there's a beautiful woman there!
"Where, where......"
"Wow! The face is so straight, the skin is so white!"
"I don't know, it's this year's freshman? buddy, who knows how many classes it is?"
"Why is the hair so short...... It's an inch, right?
"This boob...... It's a little flat!"
"This uniform ......"
Several people were silent for a while, and an old driver looked up to the sky and sighed: "It's right, then it's a fucking boy!"
Yuan Chen's face was expressionless, walked through the crowd, turned a few buildings, arrived at the cafeteria, sat down a little table, and a holographic image poured out, a significant variety of breakfasts, red porridge, green vegetables, white rice, each with its own, served in a dish and bowl, slowly rotating in mid-air, lively and fragrant, just like the real thing.
For more than 15 years, although I have long been accustomed to it, sometimes I still sigh at the development of science and technology in this world, I ordered a few things casually, the image disappeared, and after a while, a royal sister came over, with a delicate face, a lake-green long skirt, floating and convex, swaying between walking, like a water lotus, holding a plate in his hand, and placing the breakfast tableware on the table one by one, bowing down and smiling: "No. 2046 is at your service." Former classmates, the plan of the day lies in the morning, I wish you a happy study!"
"Thank you. Yuan Chen smiled and nodded in greeting, the royal sister was stunned, whispered thank you, and retreated silently.
After eating, there were more and more people, Yuan Chen sent the dishes and chopsticks, walked out of the cafeteria, walked to the teaching building, and found the classroom of the ninth class of high school, there were already more than a dozen people in it, three or three twos, talking and laughing, did not hear the sound, noticed the change of light and shadow at the door, looked up, all of them first brightened their eyes, and then gave birth to all kinds of comparisons, looking at one place.
It was the penultimate row on the left side of the classroom, by the window, there were already two students, a boy, standing in the aisle, with a tall back, gesturing with both hands, talking about something, a girl, sitting inside, with a sideways face, supporting her chin with her right hand, showing some beautiful lines slightly, only facing the outside with a bunch of ponytails, looking out the window, as if enjoying the scenery, without saying a word.
Yuan Chen stepped forward, looked at the back of the boy's head, sighed in his heart, and said, "This classmate, please give way, this No. 9 table is my place." ”
The girl's ears moved, but there was no movement, the boy turned around, handsome and sunny, with a faint arrogance in the depths of his expression, and said with a smile on his face: "This classmate, I am Liu Huang, the class president, there are some things to discuss with you, you come out." ”
Yuan Chen didn't move, but said: "It's the same to discuss here, why go out?"
Liu Huang frowned secretly, his face was silent, and he still smiled gracefully: "This classmate, because I attacked the rank of a fourth-class Fenwei general, I am a little busy on weekdays, and chemistry is not very good, I want to ask Gu Lanlan for advice, and it is not very convenient to sit in the seat." Look, can we switch places?"
Originally, more than a dozen people in the classroom were watching the play, but as soon as these words came out, a low voice was aroused:
"My God, the fourth-class Fenwei general, isn't that equivalent to a county viscount?"
"It's a nobleman......"
"No wonder I can be a shift leader......"
"One high is different, and there is such a noble second generation ......"
"Dad told me to have a good hand over to the camp, and it was really good......"
"He must have used a golden toilet......
Yuan Chen heard them one by one in his ears, completely indifferent, and said calmly: "Don't change." Gu Lanlan is a little bad at physics, so she usually asks me. ”
The students were in an uproar, Liu Huang was a little irritable, loosened the knot on the school uniform, held back his temperament, put on a smile on his face, and said, "As far as I know, Gu scored 97 points in the physics exam at the entrance examination, how can it be considered bad?"
"This guy came prepared, but apparently he didn't do his homework at home...... Lan Lan, what's so good about you, it makes him turn like a fly, get rid of it!"
Yuan Chen thought in his heart and said, "Compared to some points, 97 is not good. ”
Liu Huang was stunned for a moment, his smile was gone, he looked him up and down, suddenly remembered something, and asked in surprise: "You are Yuan Chen, who has been at the same table with Gu from elementary school to junior high school for nine years?"
"It's me. ”
Liu Huang was furious in his heart, glaring at him with hatred, a fierce color flashed in his eyes, and at the mention of true qi, he strode over, fit and collided, like a piece of lava, gushing down from the ground, the scorching wind was fierce, and it filled the entire aisle.
"Young people nowadays, they are really short-tempered, and they will do ...... if they don't get along."
Yuan Chen sighed slightly, shook his head in his heart, did not move his knees, did not raise his hands, moved a foot and a half horizontally, flashed into the gap between the desks on the left, and let go.
In case he was so fast, Liu Huang hit the air with all his strength, staggered, hurriedly set up a "immovable mountain" stake, held the castration, and did not look back, only snorted, held his head high, and walked out of the classroom smoothly and steadily, came to a quiet place, his face was full of anger, he clicked on the light micrometer on his wrist, and scolded him: "You waste! What kind of five-stage hacker is so? Didn't you hack into the school's optical network and adjust the seat number? Why is it still that original dust! What are you eating!"
"Childe, it's not that your subordinates don't work hard, it's really a high-ranking person......"
Not to mention this, most people in the classroom just saw a big stride away, one sat down safely, and saw that there was a big fight, but suddenly stopped, and they were puzzled to ask, and a few students with good eyesight saw the situation of the two of them, and because of Liu Huang's noble title, they didn't dare to say it clearly, only vaguely wrote down the matter.
Yuan Chen sat down, patted the girl on the shoulder, and said angrily: "Lan Lan, didn't you go to Mars with Aunt Gu to see relatives, when did you come back?" After watching the monkey show for a long time, are you satisfied?"
"Don't touch me. ”
Gu Lanlan waved her hand and swept away Yuan Chen's arm, "I'm thinking about that dream last night!"
"What dream?" Yuan Chen stroked her ponytail and said strangely: "When did you learn to tie a ponytail, Qingqing taught?"
Gu Lanlan turned her head, revealing a small face that was disgusting and happy, which caused an exclamation in the classroom, she ignored it at all, only opened a pair of big and round eyes, and glared at him: "Little atom, do you want to ask about dreams or ponytails?"
"Hmm...... I'd better ask about dreams!"
Gu Lanlan looked left and right, sneaky look, like a mouse out of the hole, observing the traces of the cat, lying on the table, pressing the original dust, face to face, warm breath traffic, and said: "I told you, don't talk to Chenchen." ”
"It depends on whether your dream is wonderful or not. Yuan Chen grabbed her hand, soft and slippery, "Also, don't always press my head." ”
Gu Lanlan sighed, lowered her voice and said: "I dreamed of a very high snow-capped mountain last night, a big lake under the mountain, blue and blue, but beautiful, extremely open, extremely spectacular ......"
"And then?" asked Yuan Chen, very respectfully.
“...... I dreamed that I had become a thick, sulfur, and acid, and I was still a queen, and I led a group of men and horses in white armor to attack hydrogen, oxygen, chemistry, and sodium...... The left and right cadres will be hydrochloric acid and nitric acid, the heart is carbonic acid, and there is a group of weak alkaline salts that are acidic in water...... was arranging troops, what acid to what alkali, the fight was lively, suddenly Xiao Carbonic Acid pulled out a sodium bicarbonate and said, this is a spy ......"
The muscles on Yuan Chen's face were sore, and it was easy to hold back a smile, and Zhengse said: "How many chemistry problems have you done to have this kind of dream?"
Gu Lanlan stared at him, her eyes shimmering: "Little atom, you want to laugh, right? You must be laughing at me!"
"You let Qingqing come out, I'll talk to her. Yuan Chen said very seriously.
Gu Lanlan looked at him suspiciously, two black pearl-like eyes flashed a trace of cyan, fleeting, and then his expression was very different, breathing each other's breath, a small face was swollen red, but he didn't straighten up, and asked in a soft voice like a mosquito...... Atom, what are you going to say?"
Yuan Chen said: "Qingqing, you are optimistic about Lanlan." If you give birth to a carbonated personality, Chenchen and I will really go crazy. ”
The girl was ashamed, snorted, shrunk back, a pair of eyes turned blue, and turned dark again, Gu Lanlan jumped out, snorted coldly, grabbed the soft flesh on Yuan Chen's waist, and twisted it hard: "Let you tease Qingqing! Let you tease Qingqing! Look how I tease your sister when I go back!"
Yuan Chen hurriedly begged for mercy in a low voice: "Chenchen got up today, I had a terrible headache, I couldn't go to class on the first day of school, and I still asked for leave......"
"Huh?"
Gu Lanlan let go of him and asked with concern: "Isn't she better?Why did she start having a headache again, is it proving that conjecture again?...... How did you act as an elder brother, you are still twins, and your heart is connected to your heart."
She was taking the opportunity to preach bitterly, "Jingle bell", the preparatory bell rang, and a middle-aged man in a robe strode into the door, standing on the podium, his majestic eyes scanned the audience, and saw that the classroom was full of people, and the students were sitting upright one by one, nodding with satisfaction, coughing, and saying:
"The contemptible surname is Zhang, the name is Hua, the word is classic, teaches mathematics, and from today on, he will serve as everyone's homeroom teacher......"
The whole class was shocked, Gu Lanlan looked over, and her eyes were full of questions: Isn't this the principal of a high school, why did he come to give a lecture?