"Cuihua, don't cry, don't cry. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info "I saw that the little widow's eyes were red, and I was startled. When she cried, she was seen and would think I had bullied her.

"I... I'm going to cry. When the little widow finished speaking, she covered her face and began to sob.

Just then, the toad mirror came in. When he saw the little widow crying like a tearful man, he was so startled that he turned around and ran out.

I exclaimed to myself, "It's over!" the toad must think that I have molested the little widow, and maybe he will spread my gossip everywhere.

"Cuihua, I... I beg you, don't cry. I pleaded.

"I want to cry, I want to cry......" Cuihua simply cried.

"My mother, what can I do!" I remorseful in my heart, I shouldn't, I shouldn't, I shouldn't have provoked this little widow. I'm so big that I'm going to kill me. If it weren't for the back pain, I wouldn't have asked the little widow to massage me, so that I wouldn't have been so close to her.

I thought to myself: If the little widow was allowed to cry like this, wouldn't it be earth-shattering? Soon, the rumors will spread all over the city.

I had an idea and moaned loudly, "Ouch... Ouch ......"

My moaning really made the little widow stop crying, she wiped her tears and asked, "Brother Zhang, you... What's wrong with you?"

I pinched my waist with one hand and propped up the bed with the other, pretending to be very painful, and grinned, "I... My back hurts again. ”

"Brother Zhang, I'm right, at least one course of massage is necessary, otherwise, you will make a mistake. Lie on the bed and I'll give you a massage. The little widow couldn't stop crying, and helped me to the bed.

I saw her neatly take off her shoes and ride on my back.

I put one of my hearts back in my stomach and thought: the trick of feigning illness really works. In the past, I pretended to be sick and deceived Qu Hui, and today, I deceived the little widow.

Now, although the little widow is riding on my back, after all, she is treating me, and no one dares to say anything. However, if you continue to cry with me, it will inevitably cause misunderstanding among others.

The little widow said while massaging, "Brother Zhang, you can be my brother." ”

I hesitated for a moment and thought, "Mom, being a brother won't be a problem, will it?"

When the little widow saw that I didn't agree, she said, "Brother Zhang, if you don't agree, I won't be able to ride on your back." ”

As soon as I heard it, Mom, such a gentle little widow would also play tricks. I sighed in my heart and replied helplessly: "Cuihua, didn't I promise to be your brother a long time ago, have you forgotten?"

"You... When did you say yes?" asked the little widow.

"Every time you call me Brother Zhang, I agree. I argued.

"Brother Zhang, I want you to officially agree to be my brother. The little widow insisted.

"Okay, I agree. I reluctantly agreed.

"Brother Zhang, since you agree, let's hold a ceremony. The little widow said quietly.

"Also... Do you want to have a ceremony?" At this moment, in my mind, the scene of the three knots in Taoyuan in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" suddenly appeared, and I couldn't help but be a little worried, could it be that the little widow still asked me to cut my fingers, drip blood in the wine, and then drink the blood wine in one go?

"yes. There is no solemn ceremony, and it is not enough to talk about it. The little widow said.

"You... Do you want to swear a blood oath?" I asked worriedly.

"Do you mean to cut your fingers, drip blood into the wine, and then we will drink the blood?" asked the little widow in surprise.

"I... That's not what I meant, I'm asking you. "I saw that the little widow did not mean to "swear blood", and finally relieved my heart.

"Brother Zhang, you reminded me. Yes, let's make a blood oath. I've watched "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and that's what Taoyuan Sanjieyi did, right?" said the little widow happily.

As soon as I heard it, something bad happened. Originally, the little widow didn't mean to "spill blood oath", but as soon as I reminded her, she became interested in "blood oath". It seems that I did something stupid.

"It's good to swear a blood oath, but ...... "I'm most afraid of seeing blood, and when I see blood, my legs will be weak." Now, if you want me to cut my finger, it's like killing me.

"But what?" the little widow was a little upset when she saw that I had not readily agreed to the blood oath.

"But......" I said again, pretending to be righteous, "for the sake of our oath, it is worth it for me to die." ”

"Death, Brother Zhang, cut your finger and drop one or two drops of blood, there are still 108,000 miles away from death. The little widow giggled.

"Cuihua, let me tell you: my blood sugar is a little high, and if I cut my finger, it will be difficult for the wound to heal. If you don't get it right, you will have your leg amputated, which is life-threatening. I was alarmist.

"Ah!" the little widow screamed in surprise, and she said in a panic: "Brother Zhang, then don't swear blood and vow, fortunately you said it, otherwise, if something really happens, I will regret it for the rest of my life." The little widow said happily.

I smirked in my heart.

"Brother Zhang, I think, let's just kneel on the ground and kowtow, this way, it's simple and grand. The little widow suggested.

"Okay. I readily agreed.

I vaguely felt that there was something wrong with the little widow worshipping brother and sister, and just think: it seems a little too ridiculous to worship a brother and sister with a woman who has only known her for 24 hours. Besides, this woman is still a little widow. If this matter spreads, it will definitely be poked in the back.

"Brother Zhang, when I finish the massage for you, let's say goodbye. "The little widow is obviously a little impatient.

"Cuihua, we must do a good job of keeping it secret, and we can't tell anyone. I confessed.

"Why?" asked the little widow, puzzled.

"Cuihua, although you and I are pure brother and sister friendship, since we are both single, it is inevitable that people will be suspicious and misunderstood. Nowadays, people can chew out three things when they have nothing to do, especially in rural areas, where there are more stereotypes and bad habits. Therefore, you know and I know about the two of us, and we can't reveal it to anyone. ”

"Well, Brother Zhang has a point. My uncle also told me: don't get too close to men, otherwise you will get into trouble. As the saying goes: there are many rights and wrongs in front of the widow's door. The little widow agreed.

I finally let go. I thought: Bow down, just bow down, it's just a game of "playing house".

After the little widow had massaged my waist, she jumped out of bed, took two newspapers on the table, and spread them on the floor. Then, he said to me, "Brother Zhang, come, let's kneel." ”

I suddenly thought it was funny that people of such a big age actually played this kind of "game".

The little widow asked suspiciously, "Brother Zhang, should we kneel face to face or side by side?"

I scratched my head and thought to myself: I don't care about kneeling, as long as I can end this "game" quickly.