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Because when he was crossing the road at a red light, he was hit by a speeding truck and flew to the ground, and then ran over it, and separated directly from his head.

Fang Li is sure that for a long time in the future, he will be used by parents as an example to educate their children to obey traffic rules when crossing the street.

"In a sense, I can be regarded as contributing a little light and heat to the creation of a harmonious society. ”

With this very calm and very incomprehensible thought, Fang Li completely lost consciousness.

......

"Am I alive?"

After being run over by the wheel, Fang Li, who seemed to have been sunk in the dark abyss for a long time, suddenly turned over and sat up from the wet grass.

He rubbed his eyes, which were flickered by the afterglow of the setting sun, shook his head vigorously to dispel the dizziness in his head, and looked around.

At this glance, I was suddenly taken aback.

There were a large number of dead bodies lying all around, both men and women, and the deaths were strange. There are those who have broken their hands and feet, those whose heads are in different places, and those who have disemboweled. There are also people who have their chests through their backs, or their chests against their backs. The one who died creatively was a big man with a full beard and the back of his head directly attached to his own ass......

This sudden visual impact was extremely strong, making Fang Li no longer calm.

As soon as he woke up, he immediately turned his head and vomited wildly. He vomited so hard that he completely ignored the clothes on the corpses and the environment in which he was present.

He didn't even realize that he had shrunk a lot. has changed from a twenty-four-year-old young man to a three- or four-year-old doll!

Spit and spit, he finally got used to spitting, and just wanted to take a deep breath to relieve his mood, but as soon as he inhaled, he was blocked by a thick bloody breath.

"Wow......" Fang Li vomited again.

"I thought I was the only one who got hit!" he muttered as he vomited, "I can't think of it......"

It was only then that he felt something was wrong: "Uh...... Why is it that when I vomit, my face is so close to the ground? It's not half a meter, is it? Even if I bend over, it's not so close, right? Am I throwing up on my stomach?"

Thinking like this, Fang Li stood up straight, his eyes level ahead.

Green hills, green water, yellow mud road. The road is deeply rutted and full of hoof prints.

"Hallucination, it's an illusion!"

Fang Li muttered to himself, reaching out to wipe the cold sweat off his forehead.

Hey...... My hand?

Fang Li stretched out his hand in front of him, and with extremely confused and innocent eyes, he looked at the pair of white and tender hands in front of him, and with baby fat.

"Hallucination, it's an illusion, it must be an illusion!"

When he was talking to himself, a cool breeze blew, and Fang Li suddenly felt that he had a very wonderful feeling between his legs. Relaxed, unrestrained, happy, and indescribable. So Fang Li lowered his head with a serious face and looked at his legs and feet.

Open crotch pants, small short legs.

Plus a small elephant trunk with a white and tender head, not much bigger than a snail......

Fang Li took another look at the dead corpses everywhere, looked at their strange costumes, looked at the cold weapons scattered all over the place, and finally couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh: "It's a tragedy! Brother, this is a crossing! Or is it a chaotic world full of corpses!"

Taking a deep breath, Fang Li let out a shocking shout: "It's not powerful......! Help!"

In a hurry, without taking a breath, Fang Li stumbled to the ground, and his little head tilted and fainted.

......

Ding-bell ......

In the crisp sound of horse bells, two jujube red horses appeared at the head of the yellow mud road in the distance, taking brisk small steps, trotting towards this killing field where corpses were strewn all over the field and blood flowed like rivers.

Both horses were extremely tall and handsome, with gentle and agile eyes. The horse still has brass bells around its neck, and a string of crisp bells is sprinkled along the trot.

On the left steed, a girl of about seventeen or eighteen years old sits. The girl was dressed in a black power suit, carrying a black wooden box five feet long, one foot wide, and half a foot thick, covered with a black robe, long riding boots, and long hair tied into a ponytail, looking heroic.

She is very beautiful, her eyebrows are picturesque, her skin is like clotted fat, she does not apply a little powder, and she also has a charming posture. Just her eyes...... Those beautiful eyes were hazy, the upper and lower eyelids were constantly fighting, and the long eyelashes were constantly trembling. Her chin was also little by little, as if she had just woken up and had not woken up, and now she was trying her best to hold herself out of sleep.

On the horse, to the right of the girl, is a little girl who is only five or six years old. The little girl also wore a ponytail and a red headband. A small face is carved in pink, and the elves are cute, but the eyes are very sharp. She was dressed in black, with a one-foot short sword hanging from her waist, like a little woman, heroic and cool.

The little girl stood on the saddle with her feet, and her body rose and fell with the trotting of the horse, but her little feet seemed to have roots in the saddle, and they did not move. Her piercing eyes roamed around, as if wary of something.

When her gaze fell on the flesh and blood killing field, her pupils shrank slightly, and she turned her head to the girl and said, "Master, there are so many dead people in front of you!"

Her voice trembled slightly, not knowing whether it was nervous or excited.

"Oh?" the girl looked up in a daze, looked from side to side with hazy eyes, and said weakly, "Are there any dead people?" ”

"Master!" the little girl's eyes widened, and she said loudly with excitement and anger: "Didn't you say that Xianyin Lake is a hundred miles away, and it is our sphere of influence? With so many dead people here, shouldn't we check them out?"

"Oh, did I say that?" the girl's eyes widened, her voice was slightly louder, but her eyes were still hazy: "Haha, Huo'er, what you said is not wrong, as a teacher just now, it was actually a test for you." ”

Then he paused and said, "Well, that's it, you can just go and check it out." ”

"What, I'm going to check alone?" the little girl's eyes widened, and she stared at the girl with great sadness and indignation: "But I'm only five years old!"

The girl looked at the girl with hazy eyes, and said seriously: "The teacher has something, the disciple ......" Speaking of this, she suddenly stopped, covered her mouth and yawned, and then stretched out without a ladylike demeanor.

After doing this, she continued to say to the little girl in a serious manner, "...... The disciple obeys his work, this is the rule. Besides, don't you want to be a heroine? It's just that you don't dare to check the dead, how will you be a heroine in the future?"

Speaking of this, she suddenly straightened her back, looked up at the sky, the haze in her eyes was swept away, revealing a certain color of reminiscence, and her body exuded a lonely breath like snow: "I want to learn from me, I learned martial arts at the age of two, learned swords at the age of three, achieved great feats at the age of five, and fought with people for life and death at the age of seven, and so far, I have not tasted defeat......

"Okay, okay, I'll go!" the little girl pouted, glanced at the girl, made an expression of "I obey you", and with a light step on the saddle, the horse strode towards the killing field.

The girl saw that the little girl had gone far away, and her eyes had become hazy again when she had just cheered up. As soon as his shoulders collapsed, his upper and lower eyelids continued to fight, and his jaw rose little by little.

After a while, I heard the little girl's voice coming from afar: "Master, there are twenty-three people dead here, some old and some young, it seems to be a family, it should be a case of extermination." Eight of the dead had martial arts!"

The girl did not respond, and continued to nod her chin, struggling with the sleepy insects.

The little girl's crisp voice continued: "There are also luggage and carriages with the family...... Master, this must be a family fleeing for revenge, but the enemy chased after them and destroyed the door. Judging from the fatal injuries of these people, there are two people who kill people, one is a master with a sword, and the other is a master of boxing. Master, this is too cruel, we have to do the right thing for heaven and find out the murderer!"

The girl didn't seem to hear it, and her chin kept nodding......

"Master, there's still a living mouth!"

The girl was full of excitement, and the haze in her eyes was swept away: "It's not good, it's in trouble! Huo'er, come back quickly, let's take a detour!"

"Master!" the little girl's voice was very dissatisfied: "You are a legendary woman! If you don't find the murderer to do the right thing for heaven, how can you ......?"

The girl was stunned when she heard this, spun around and laughed, and said with full anger: "Huo'er, the teacher just tested you to see if you have a chivalrous heart." Well, you have done a very good job, and you have worked hard for your teacher in vain. So what, is that living mouth male or female, how old is it?"

"It's a little boy, younger than me, and he's wearing open crotch pants!"

"It's actually open crotch pants?" The girl's eyes flashed, and she suddenly lifted the reins of the horse, and galloped towards the killing field over there: "Very good, little boy in open crotch pants, I haven't seen it for a long time! hehe...... Just picked it up and became an apprentice, at such a young age, he wouldn't raise a white-eyed wolf. There will be one more thug and coolie in the future, wahaha......"

In the midst of smug laughter, the girl galloped to the killing field, jumped up from the horse, volleyed a heel fight, and was just about to land, when she suddenly found a dead body lying in front of her.

"Oops, I was so excited just now that I didn't pay attention to the terrain. If you fall like this, you will directly step on the corpse ......"

The girl took a breath of relief, and without any borrowing point, she rose three feet higher again, and volleyed over the dead body in front of her. But just as she was about to land, she found that there was a puddle of dazzling blood stains on the ground!

"The shoes I bought can't be stained with blood!"

The girl bit her silver teeth, and took another breath, but once again without borrowing strength, she stepped on the air and raised it two feet, and turned over in the air, finally avoiding the pool of blood. It's just that these two consecutive air turns with just one breath are really beyond the limit of the girl. When he landed, he stumbled and sat on the ground!

"Master!" the little girl exclaimed and ran over quickly, "Are you alright?"

The girl stood up, patted her buttocks, and looked light: "It's okay, the teacher is wearing black clothes, and the meridians are dirty." ”

The little girl made a frantic look: "I'm asking if there's anything wrong with your buttocks, not if there's anything wrong with your clothes!"

The girl smiled proudly: "Compared to my ass, I think that the ground where I sat for a while needs your care." Without further ado, what about the little boy in open crotch pants?"

......

When Fang Li woke up again, he found that his current environment was quite comfortable.

If you compare the pile of corpses to hell, then you have undoubtedly come to heaven now.

He is lying in the warm and fragrant arms of a beautiful girl!

His small body curled up like a baby, and the girl held it firmly with one arm, a position that made his face fit the girl's bulging breasts.

He stole a glance at the girl's face.

The girl was very beautiful, Fang Li dared to swear, he had never seen such a beautiful girl before. No matter how beautiful an idol star is, even if it is a photo picture, it is not as beautiful as the girl in front of him. The only ones who can compete with the beauty of girls are those who can't appear in the real world, the fairy sisters written in the pen of martial arts masters.

In Fang Li's imagination, a beauty of this grade must be unattainable and undesecrated. The expression must be haughty, cold, and repulsive.

But this beautiful girl holding him completely overturned Fang Li's imagination.

Her head drooped, her long eyelashes trembling, and her upper and lower eyelids constantly fighting. Her delicate chin kept nodding and nodding...... The pink pearl-colored cherry lips actually dripping with a trace of shiny liquid. This can't be saliva, right?

Although her beautiful eyes were barely open, her eyes were confused and unfocused. Fang Li observed her for a long time, but she didn't react at all. didn't seem to realize at all that Fang Li, who was in her arms, had woken up.

"Natural?" Fang Li twitched the corners of his mouth slightly: "In this troubled world where murder is like hemp, a naturally stupid beautiful girl...... Riding around on horseback? For her big heart, even a man like me, who has died once, has to write a word of uniform!"

For this "good guy card" collector, it is certainly a beautiful thing to lie in the arms of a natural beautiful girl, enjoying the wonderful touch and fragrance from the milk waves. But he wanted to figure out his situation at this time.

Of course, if you want to communicate with this beautiful girl, you have to get rid of her sleepy bugs first.

How do you wake her up?

"In the face of such a beautiful girl, I must leave an extremely deep and unforgettable impression on her. ”

Fang Li secretly thought to himself: "Let her see my decisive side!"

"Divine Skill - Wave Catching Dragon Claw Hand!"

Fang Li stretched out his hand like lightning, pressed the girl's soft and elastic chest heavily, and squeezed it hard!

This move, Fang Li has practiced countless times, although he has never had actual combat experience, he is also familiar with the road.

Fang Li had never imagined that he would have the opportunity to truly perform this magic skill. However, the world is unpredictable, and the first actual combat of the divine skill hit a natural beautiful girl who is comparable to a martial arts fairy!

"There is nothing difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to climb!" At this moment, Fang Li was full of pride: "The group of beasts in the dormitory also said that I was a dragon-slaying skill. Hmph, how can they imagine that we will also have a day to run? From now on, I will bid farewell to my profession as a good person card collector and become a sister expert!"

Although Fang Li's hand was very small and his strength was not big enough, this pinch was enough to show his profound skills!

But the girl deserves to be natural. After Fang Li's press and pinch, it took two or three seconds for her to be full of excitement, and her mouth let out: "Hey?" Then the confusion in the girl's eyes slowly faded, and her eyes gradually became focused.

"If I were your enemy, you would be dead now. ”

Fang Li said leisurely, like a master in the world. His childish voice, coupled with the tone and eyes of the old god, gives people a very nonsense feeling.

When he spoke, he was still calmly pinching the top of the girl's breasts.

"Huh?" the girl sighed again, and it took a long time for her to come to her senses.

The confused expression was swept away, and the girl gently brushed away Fang Li's little hand, making a light gesture: "There is no milk here for the teacher." If you're obedient, the teacher might find you a nurse!"

"Huh?"

This time it was Fang Li's turn to be dumbfounded. Due to some kind of benefit of traveling through time and space, Fang Li understood the girl's words without any pressure. But the meaning revealed in the girl's words made Fang Li feel a lot of pressure.

"What do you mean?" Fang Li unconsciously said his thoughts. In the same way, because of the crossing welfare, what he said, the girl can understand.

The girl continued to act lightly: "As a teacher, that's what I call myself." As for you, in the future, you will call yourself a disciple in front of me. Got it?"

"Huh?" Fang Li sighed again, even more confused.

The girl sighed, raised her gaze, looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, and exuded the lonely air of a lonely master, and there was snow in the world:

"I want to learn martial arts at the age of one, learn swords at the age of three, achieve great skills at the age of five, and fight with people to the death at the age of seven. So far, he has not tasted a defeat, and he is as lonely as snow. You know, child, being picked up by me is the greatest luck in your life. Follow me, there is food, drink, and peerless martial arts practice, such a good thing is a blessing for you to cultivate for a hundred lifetimes. In short, from today onwards, you are my person. I told you to go east, but you must not go west, and I told you to beat dogs, but you must not hunt chickens. Otherwise, it is to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, and depending on the severity of the circumstances, he will accept a variety of punishments such as 100 spankings and three or five days of starvation. Do you understand?"

"Are you kidding, right???," Fang Li felt very bad, as if there was a sign of becoming a contract worker, "Can you sober me up? At least ask for my own opinion before accepting me as an apprentice!"

What are you kidding? A natural fool who doesn't know the situation, no matter how beautiful he looks, even if he blows himself invincible and lonely as snow, he still gives people a very unreliable feeling! Please, you can protect yourself from being captured by bandits and soldiers to be the lady of the village, and you are already thankful. Why did you start a sect to accept apprentices?

"Ding! If the system opening conditions are met, the grand summoning system will be officially opened. ”

Just as Fang Fang was frantically complaining, a cold mechanical electronic sound suddenly sounded in his mind!