Chapter Eighty-Nine: Three Wishes
"Then what happens if I don't fulfill those three wishes and become a body and two souls?" Ye Ziling asked cautiously.
"What will happen? What ......," the old man pondered for a moment, and then said, "It's going to become a mental illness, or that kind of top-level mental illness." ”
"Psychotic! Top? ”
Ye Ziling had been in contact with mentally ill patients in his previous life, so he naturally knew the consequences of becoming mentally ill.
It's still a trivial thing to and pee anywhere, and the most terrible thing is that you will lose yourself and become the kind of stupid fork who doesn't know anyone and dares to do anything.
No, how could he, a male god-level character, become that ghost, Ye Ziling couldn't even think about it.
"Old... Uncle, what are the three wishes of my Ye brother? ”
Ye Ziling decided to help his predecessor fulfill those three wishes, not for anything else, just because he was a good person who was willing to help!
"Huh!" The old man sneered lightly: "Now that you know how to be polite, why don't you call me old man, what about your bullish energy?" ”
"Ah, uncle, I don't understand what you're talking about!" Ye Ziling shook his head in disdain.
I didn't admit what he had just said to the old man.
"That's it."
"Old Taoist, I have a good heart and don't care about you."
The old man waved his hand, and then stared at him with an unfathomable expression, "Xiao'er, listen up, the first thing is to be admitted to Beiying as a top student and can't rely on his mother's help, the second is to become a businessman who is more dick than his mother, and the third is to bully that person named Tang Rou fiercely and make her regret it." ”
A string of words was like a tongue twister, which made Ye Ziling stunned, and hurriedly asked: "Kao Beiying, the most powerful businessman, what else is there?" ”
"Does my Brother Ye like to pretend to be so much?"
The old man was a little impatient, and just wanted to repeat it, when a birdsong suddenly sounded in the distance, and after hearing this, his face suddenly changed drastically, and he quickly looked at the Laushi Constantin watch on his hand: "Not good, the time is up." ”
"Boy, Lao Dao doesn't have time to ink with you, do as I say, keep you worry-free, and when the time comes, you will be able to return to the original world."
Hurriedly admonished, and he turned into white smoke and disappeared.
"What? Cow and horse stuff, old bastard! ”
Ye Ziling complained: "You are a bad old man, you are very bad, and you are ...... on horseback."
I wanted to scold again, but a strong light appeared, stabbing his eyes and couldn't help but close, and when the strong light disappeared, he returned to reality when he opened his eyes.
The TV screen also broadcast the plot of Erhua bullying the bald beauty, "Bald beauty, look at my big flower's raging iron fist!"
Little Xiongxiong, Sister Hua is not powerful, you treat me as a sick dog, look at the gun! ”
"Forehead ......"
Ye Ziling shook his head, and said in his heart that he was really asleep, and he even looked like the demon modified bear was infested.
It's just ruined my childhood, and I still step on Sister Horse? Shouldn't it be Brother Qiang! Provoke me to be bald and strong, and the bear will become a sheep!
"By the way, I don't know if what that old bastard said is true!" Ye Ziling touched his chin and pondered for a while, it is not difficult to be admitted to Beiying, it is rare to enter as a champion.
It is better to believe that it is there than to believe that it is not.
He bought a few five-year college entrance examination three-year simulations today.
Because the original school was about finance and trade, and he didn't pay much attention to anything other than the number of languages, so Ye Ziling is now zero-based, if he doesn't hire a tutor, he won't be able to get into the university at all, let alone be the champion.
"It's really annoying to step on a horse." Thinking about this, Ye scratched his hair messily.
Under the covers.
Lin Zihan felt that the villain in her arms was gone, and she was in a bad mood, but when she remembered what happened last night, she couldn't help but hook her lips.
If she hadn't pretended to be angry last night to scare her baby, she might not have been able to eat meat.
Her baby begged her for mercy several times but was reluctant to let him go, and in the end, Lin Zihan listened to her husband shouting hoarse before stopping.
Lin Zihan didn't feel that there was anything wrong with her like this, that was her husband, couldn't she sleep with him?
If you don't obey, use a little trick.
Well, no problem!
If Ye Ziling knew what she was thinking at this time, she would definitely scold her mother angrily.
Is he so easy to deceive?
"Well, look at my little darling, who dares to leave me alone, but that's fine, there will be another reason to punish him tonight."
Thinking like this, Lin Zihan quickly put on his clothes......
……
Lying on the sofa, Ye Ziling was still meditating on those three wishes.
"It's a bit difficult for the first one to become the champion and take the Beiying exam, the second one is easy to understand when he becomes the most powerful businessman, he is the richest person, and the third is Tang Rou's ......."
"Who is Tang Rou?"
He patted his head, but he still couldn't remember which Tang Rou was.
"Forget it, no matter, I'll go to Cloud City No. 2 Middle School to have a look, No. 1 Middle School will definitely not go, let's take one step at a time!"
With a sigh, Ye Ziling patted his leg a little irritably.
Just as he was about to slap hard, a hand suddenly appeared, grabbed his hand, and couldn't move.
"Who?" Ye Ziling looked back angrily, and his expression instantly froze: "Wife......"
Lin Zihan looked at his thighs with some distress: "What are you doing, I'll solve something for you." ”
Ye Ziling nodded stunnedly, and his hand unconsciously retracted.
"Huh?" Lin Zihan's eyes darkened, and he thought that he was having trouble with himself because of yesterday's incident.
"Are you mad at me?" She asked.
"Huh? No. ”
After reacting to what Lin Zihan said, Ye Ziling shook his head.
Explains:
"I just want to be admitted to a university, but I don't have a foundation in several subjects, and I'm a little annoyed and panicked, so I'm not angry with you."
"Going to college?"
How did her little baby wake up and want to go to college? Could it be that she was confused by her sleep?
Lin Zihan paused, sat down next to Ye Ziling and hugged him: "Isn't it good to be a man at home?" ”
Good, good, of course!
Hearing that Ye Ziling wanted to cry without tears, he didn't want to take the test, the key is that if he didn't take the test, he would become an idiot, and not only would he be admitted, but he would also be the champion.
Thinking of this, he nodded bitterly, then shook his head again.
"What does that mean?"
Lin Zihan asked suspiciously.
Ye Ziling waved his hand and said against his will: "This is my ...... Dream! ”
"Dreams? Baby, I remember when you were a kid, didn't you want to be a better businessman than your mother-in-law? When did you change your dreams again? After listening to Lin Zihan, he didn't know what to say.
"Okay, I support you, but if you really want to be admitted, don't hook up at school, otherwise I'll go to school and stun you in public!" Lin Zihan said with a serious face.
It's not that she doesn't believe in her baby.
After all, there are so many people in the school, and if her baby is really taken by some indiscreet woman, I don't know what kind of means she will use to bully him.