Chapter One Hundred and One: Lei Zi, Electric Him
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Guo Tang stretched out his tongue and carefully licked the last drop of wine in the wine jar, then closed his eyes full of aftertaste, and immersed himself in the pleasure brought by alcohol while pouting.
"Moo. At this moment, the giant beast under him suddenly let out a hiss, which immediately woke Guo Tang from the afterglow of pleasure.
"Leizi, what's wrong, what's the good mess?" Guo Tang frowned dissatisfiedly.
"Moo......"
"Hmm, it's here, so fast?" Guo Tang looked around in surprise and said, "Damn, why did your speed become faster again." ”
"Moo!!"
"Hey, okay, my mouth is not clean, I apologize to you. Hearing the cry of the giant beast, Guo Tang suddenly laughed and apologized repeatedly, "Okay, let that kid go when you get to the place." ”
“...... Moo. ”
"What? You're not mistaken, how could you be out of breath, this kid wouldn't be so unresistant. The voice of the giant beast made Guo Tang suddenly feel excited, he threw away the wine jar in his hand, and then a heel fight fell off the body of the giant beast, and walked quickly to the amusement.
"Hey, you boy, you boy, squeak when you're awake. As he walked, Guo Tang yelled, but no matter how Guo Tang shouted at Youle, he still didn't move, "I'll go, isn't it, I'm really out of breath?"
“...... Moo. ”
"What are you talking nonsense, this is impossible, I know in my heart, this level will make him suffer a little injury at most, and it is far from fatal. ”
"Moo......"
"Oh, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, I'd better see how he is first. I don't understand how this person and beast communicate with each other, in short, Guo Tang glared at the giant beast fiercely after saying this, and then reached out and took down the giant spirit hammer that had been staying on the back of the amusement.
And at the next moment when the giant spirit hammer left the body, the mutation protruded, and the amusement that was lying there deep in the ground suddenly burst out, and a stream of dust went straight towards Guo Tang's eyes with the action of the amusement, and then it was Yule's outstretched fist, and it looked like it was clearly heading towards Guo Tang's huge rosacea.
"Hey, hey, hey, what do you want to do, little rabbit cub?" Yule's sudden action startled Guo Tang, only to see him stumble and subconsciously dodge backwards, but it was obviously too late to see the situation, which made Yule's eyes show a hint of joy, just when he began to imagine what the pleasure would be like after hitting Guo Tang, Yule suddenly felt empty in front of him, and actually went straight past Guo Tang and went forward.
"What's going on? How did he dodge?" The attack he imagined would be a blow missed, You Le was stunned for a moment, and then looked back suspiciously, only to find that Guo Tang was falling to the ground on all fours at this time, "Did you dodge it because you accidentally fell?"
"Youle, you little rabbit cub, what do you want to do, do you know that you are called a deceitful teacher and an ancestor?" Just when Youle was puzzled, Guo Yu's voice sounded again, and he saw him hurriedly get up, and rushed to Yule's face and questioned loudly.
"Hmph, I don't think you want to teach me at all. Yu Le wiped his face fiercely and began to clean the dirt from his body, and walked all the way... Dragged in, his hair, nose, ears, mouth were covered in mud, not to mention his clothes.
"What the hell are you talking nonsense, since Lao Tzu promised to teach you, he will definitely teach you. ”
"Did you teach me that? Aren't you fucking afraid of killing me? I said how kind you are to take the package, you dare to smash your wine. ”
"This is the fucking teaching method of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu has always taught this way, not only you, but other people are also like this, besides, aren't you okay?"
"I'm sorry, and other people, and I'm the one who lost this time, if it was replaced by someone else, you really can't do it, didn't you just say something that offended you? Did you say that you did it? and you also got a broken hammer head to imprison my vitality, are you afraid that I will die slowly? Why do you want to rent a demon beast, I'm sorry, this animal is your own raiser, it's really good to calculate, it's no matter how big or small?" Originally, I was looking forward to this practice, but this series of events has made the expectation in Yule's heart disappear, and in turn, the anger that has become more and more vigorous has begun to be irrepressible.
"Have you finished talking?" Just as the amusement was chattering, Guo Tang suddenly interrupted him.
"If you don't !! what, others can't say what you do...... What kind of eyes are you? You Le suddenly stopped talking as he spoke, because Guo Tang, who was in front of him at this time, suddenly began to look at himself with a strange look, how to say it, this kind of look was mixed with sympathy and a sense of schadenfreude.
"You're in trouble. At this time, a few words gently spit out from Guo Tang's mouth.
"What are you talking about......" As soon as You Le opened his mouth, he suddenly felt that the sky in front of him darkened, which made him involuntarily turn his head to see what was wrong, who knows, this time Yu Le suddenly jumped, the giant beast had come behind him at some point, swallowed his saliva, You Le turned his head to Guo Tang and asked, "What does it want to do?"
"Ahem, I forgot to introduce you. Guo Tang coughed lightly and said: "What about the thunder son, it has the blood of the thunder beast in its body, and it can understand our conversation, and then, it hates others to call him an animal the most, and it will call him first when it encounters this kind of person." ”
"So, so ......"
"So...... Take care of yourself. ”
"......" Hearing this, Yu Le ran away without saying a word.
"It's useless, you can't outrun him, I advise you to accept your fate. ”
"I don't want ......"
"Bilibili, Zi ~ Bang. ”
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You Le sat on the ground in charred black, looking at the sky speechlessly, beside him were Guo Tang and Lei Zi, this man and beast were leaning together and drinking at this time.
"It's not a family, it's not a family, two drunkards. Yule muttered and moved to the side, hoping to get away from the two guys.
"Ah, go on. At this moment, Guo Tang threw a jar of wine from a distance.
"I'm not in the mood to drink. Amusement took the jar and tossed him aside.
"It's not for you to drink, clean yourself up with this, look at the way you have a briquette, and you lose your appetite when you look at it. ”
"Isn't this thanks to you?" You Le stood up and yelled, but the moment Leizi turned his head, he immediately sat down, muttering, "I don't need it anyway." ”
"Then it's up to you, but I'll tell you in advance, there's no water source around here for you to take a bath, so if you don't wash today, then stay like this until the end of your practice." ”
"......" Yule stopped making a sound, hesitated for a while, and obediently took the wine jar to the side to clean up his body.