The bald head said upsetly: "That being said, you can't shoot at all, and you still want to do it in front of me?"

The brothers and sisters came out of the big villa and looked around when they saw this scene. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Huang Huang shouted loudly: "Goldfish two, there are monsters in the house, and there is a fight again!"

Honghong asked, "Husband, who are these people?"

The five-bald head said: "They are all nameless rats, and they dare to hum in front of me, they really don't know whether they are alive or dead!"

The red-and-green horned man stood in front, and the four accomplices stood on either side, aiming their black horns at the big bird, and with a single effort, the horns of the head bounced off the head, and rushed straight towards the big bird, about to penetrate into the big bird's belly. The five-bald head pointed with his hand, and the big bird flashed and flew away. The black right-angled idling circle, back to the horned man's head, as if it had grown on it.

The five-bald head sarcastically said: "Talking big, right? You can't even shoot a big bird, and you still want to fight for turf with your fists?

The red-light green-headed man lost his ugliness and argued: "How can you flash when you shoot it, is someone doing something from it?" I have never made a mistake in shooting a big bird." ”

Honghong said: "If you don't shoot, you just don't shoot, what reason do you have to find yourself?"

The red-light green-headed man looked at Honghong carefully: "I didn't expect this girl to be very cute, take her hostage, brothers!"

There were four people around the red-light and green-headed corners, and they went over to catch Honghong. The five bald heads pointed with their hands, and all four of them froze, moved into the air, and said to the red-light and green-horned people: "I will use you as an arrow, and shoot at the four of them." ”

The five-bald head draws a big curved bow in the air with his hand, and with a wave of his hand, he "whew" and puts the red light and green horned man horizontally on the curved bow, and the black horn of the head is facing forward, aiming at the first person on the left, and pulls it, and shoots out violently with a "boom";

The heavenly goldfish said, "Let me come." A kitchen knife appeared in the air, aimed at the neck of the red-light green-headed man and slashed hard, and with a "crack", the red-light green-headed man's head was cut off, and hot blood spurted out of the neck. The kitchen knife spun around in the air, "crackled" a few times, and chopped off the heads of the four stained people. Four stained monsters suddenly turned into hairy animals.

The goldfish appeared in the sky, holding a kitchen knife, the edge of the knife was dripping with blood, and the whole body was stained with blood, saying, "They are all hacked to death." ”

The bald head asked, "How to dispose of the corpse?"

The heavenly goldfish said, "Make all of them into braised monsters, divide them into 44 bowls, and eat them one by one." ”

Baby asked, "Can you eat them?"

The five bald heads flashed with the eyes on the middle head, and a mirage appeared in the air, and five monsters appeared in the small cave of the fairy mountain in the picture, and the leader mutated weasel spirit scurried back and forth with four mutated fox spirits.

The goldfish in the sky said, "No wonder it smells of foxes." These meats have to be braised to be delicious. With a wave of his hand, a hot cloud flashed out, and hot rain fell on the four foxes, and the wind swirled automatically. After a while, the fox fur was stripped and thrown into the air, and 44 bowls of braised fox meat were sprinkled and floated in the air. The goldfish in the sky shouted loudly: "Everyone, everyone, the braised fox meat is ready, come and share it, one bowl per person, not many takes." ”

As soon as the baby stretched out his hand, he got a wan. The bald head stretched out his hand and grabbed two bowls, including Honghong. The goldfish in the sky also got a bowl and ate it immediately. Goldfish Er flew to grab a bowl and shouted: "Brothers, eat quickly!"

Each sibling gets a bowl.

The baby said, "The braised fox meat made of goldfish in the sky is very delicious, but there are still five heads and a weasel in the ground and there is no place to put it." ”

The heavenly goldfish said, "Two of the four foxes have been used, and there are two more; ”

Honghong suddenly woke up: "Dad, build a freezer." “

The baby waved his hand: "Whew", and the square five-meter-high small freezer was built. Baby asked, "The house is ready, but what kind of refrigeration is used?"

The bald head said, "There's nothing to refrigerate." ”

Honghong asked: "The famous five-bald head, can't you refrigerate?"

The five bald heads said: "I will build the iceberg, and it will melt as soon as it sees the sun;

Honghong said: If you can build an iceberg, you can build a Xiaoice mountain to cover the cold cave room, and the sun will melt and add cold from above."

Goldfish 2 said: "The iceberg covers the freezer, it is not easy to open the door, it is better to make the iceberg smaller and put it in the freezer, which can avoid light and the refrigeration time is longer." ”

The bald head pondered for a while and said, "This is the only way to do it?"

The heavenly goldfish said: "I have the best way to let the freezer be cooled for a long time." ”

Baby was interested: "You say." “

The goldfish in the sky thought about it carefully: "Build a frozen cloud on the freezer room and freeze the fog to achieve freezing." ”

Honghong analyzed: "It's refrigerated! People pass by the freezer, it will be very cold, I can't see it!"

The baby pondered for a long time: "Make a frozen cloud and put it in the freezer, won't it achieve long-term freezing?"

The heavenly goldfish said, "Let me try it." With a wave of his hand, a small and small frozen cloud flew into the top of the freezer and began to rain freezing mist, which felt cool and cloudy for a while.

With a wave of the baby's hand, five heads and two hairless fox bodies, and a hairy weasel body flew into the freezer.

Honghong closed the freezer door.

Baby asked, "Goldfish two, how is the house divided?"

Goldfish two said: "It's basically finished, and if you don't like it, you can adjust it!"

Two monsters flew down in the air, entered through the small door of the golden light mask, and stopped by the door of the freezer room.

Honghong exclaimed, "Isn't it a legendary ghost?"

The five-bald head looked carefully with the blue eyes on the first head on the left and asked, "Who are you and what are you doing here?"

The bull head said, "I am a human bull head, and I look like a ghost." ”

Ma Mian said: "Because of the professional relationship, people know Ren Ma Mian. ”

The five bald heads said: "Whether it is a bull's head or a horse's face, if you want to catch the soul, you can only catch it in the human world, not the fairy world;

The bull head said: "There are still two fox corpses in the freezer, and the ghosts are still lingering. ”

Ma Mian said, "There is also a weasel corpse in it that also has a ghost, and we will take them away." ”

The five bald head said, "Don't be busy yet, I want to see if the three dead corpses have any ghosts?"

"We are bulls and horses, and we can see without blindness. ”

The baby saw with yin eyes that the two bull-headed horses were fake, and shouted loudly: "Five bald heads, don't let them run away!"

The five-bald head flashed with the eyes of the middle head, and a magic light appeared to cover the cow-headed horse's face, and it hung high like a small net. The bald head asked, "Who the hell are you, and why are you here to pretend to be a ghost?"

A large group of brothers and sisters gathered around to watch. Baby, the goldfish in the sky see how to deal with the five bald heads.

Niutou Ma Mian said: "We are Niu Tou Ma Mian, we are not pretending to be ghosts, we are here to catch the ghosts." “

The five-bald head said: "Weasels and fox spirits are immortals, they don't have yin souls, only fairy souls. If you don't tell the truth, the magic light will become smaller, and it will tighten your body and strangle you to death. “

The bull head said, "Why are you strangulating us? We didn't do anything." ”

Ma Mian said: "If you don't let us be caught, let us go." ”

The baby stared at his eyes: those who are covered with a golden light mask have the ability to come in; If you trespass into private territory without permission, and say that you have not done anything, if you do not tell the truth, you will be strangled to death. ”

The bald head shouted loudly: "Say! If you don't say anything, you will be strangled?"

The bull head said, "We are here to catch the Yin Spirit, and you strangled us to death!"

Ma Mian yelled, "Let go of me!"

Baby asked, "Aren't you ghosts?

The bull head said: "We are locked by the magic light, how can we change? The ghost is most afraid of the light, and it is very uncomfortable in the magic light!"

The bald head said, "Since you are afraid of light, why do you come to catch the yin soul during the day, and there is no light during the day? ”

Ma Mian reproached: "Niu Tou, don't talk nonsense if you can't speak, let people grab the pigtails, right?"

The baby shouted, "Le, let's die!" put all the strangulation in the freezer and freeze it, so that the goldfish in the sky will be boiled. ”

The five-bald head flashed with the eyes in the middle, and the magic light net became smaller and tighter, stretching and shortening. The bull head and horse face screamed inside, the sound spread far away, and an immortal flew down in the air, crawling on the golden light cover and shouting: "Five bald heads, keep people in the net!"

The five bald heads looked up and exclaimed, "Barefoot Daxian, why are you here?"

"Isn't it for the bull head and horse face in your magic net?"

"What's the matter? Who are you in the net?"

"It's two little things in my hand, which I have been playing with all day long, and today they are suddenly gone. ”

"What are they doing here?"

"The girls here are so beautiful, attract them, let them go! ”

The five-bald head said: "No wonder, my magic light net, one will be lengthened, the other will be shortened, it will not strangle them to death, it turns out that it is not a physical plaything." The five-bald head flashed with his middle eyes, the magic light disappeared, and the bull-headed horse face flew out of the small door of the golden light cover, and flew away with the barefoot immortal.

Mobile phone ringtone: "Meet in the sea of people, gather and scatter outside the reunion......"

As soon as the baby stretched out his hand, he flashed out his little red satchel, took out his mobile phone to take a look, and dialed into his ear: "Hey, Tongqing." ”

"Grandma, I heard grandpa say that the Heavenly Demon House has moved and entered the fairy world, I just have time tonight, I want to come up and have a look?"

"Do you want me to pick you up?"

"Of course, otherwise, you won't find a home!"

"It's been more than two years, and I don't know how to come back. ”

"I bought an apartment and a car down there, and I'll be driving to work now. ”

"Great, did anyone ask you to endorse the advertisement?"

"Yes, I made an endorsement advertisement for many companies. We'll talk about it when I come up. ”

"Do you want to say a word to your mother?"

"Yes!"

The baby shouted: "Honghong, Tongqing's phone." ”

Honghong flew over and took the phone to her ear: "Hey." Is it a celebration?"

"Mom, it's me! I miss you so much!"

"Me too, why haven't you come to see it for more than two years?"

"It's very busy filming TV series, buying a house and a car, and learning to drive takes time. ”

"Why did you think of making a phone call today?"

"I have time tonight, I want to come up and have a look, I wonder if I can find it?"

"If you find it, you may not be able to get in. Now that he has entered the fairy world, it's not that the immortals can't enter. “

"Mom, are you all immortals?"

"Yes! It's a big price! Your dad and Tongle are gone! Now I've got a new boyfriend; “

"What level is the Nine Immortal Rank Great Immortal?"

"It's the highest level. Your grandmother has also risen to the Nine Immortals level. ”

Tongqing exclaimed on his mobile phone: "Wow! Grandma is too profitable! It's actually a Nine Immortals? ”

"I don't know. ”

"Mom, how many immortals are you now?"

"It's not level, it's not level. ”

"Why don't you let your grandmother teach you?"

"I didn't have time, I kept fleeing, and I just stabilized. ”

"Is it difficult for immortals to be difficult?"

"Yes, it's the same as in the world! In fact, the fairy world is also a society of immortals, all kinds of things, and there are people who want food!"

"It's so strange, it's not as beautiful as people think! I thought the fairy world was a pure land, a place that many people yearn to pursue, I see! Where is my father buried, I want to come up and see. ”

When Honghong heard this, she cried out loud: "Dad was eaten by the leopard-headed cloud demon, how can there be a place to be buried?"

Tongqing cried: "It's so miserable! My father is gone! I was eaten by the leopard head cloud! Mom, why don't you let my grandmother kill the leopard head cloud demon?"

"Kill! Your grandmother can't kill the leopard-headed cloud demon at all, and in the end, it was the old ancestor who came forward to solve it. ”

"The leopard-headed cloud demon is also too ferocious. ”

"That's not one, it's three!"

"Is it three leopard-headed clouds?"

"No, it's not! it's a lion's head, a tiger's head, and a leopard's head; It took your old ancestor two days to deal with it!"

"Mom, okay! I'll come up right away, will you let Grandma pick me up?"

"Okay! hang up!" Honghong hung up the call, handed it to the baby and said, "Dad, Tongqing will come up immediately and let you pick her up." ”

The baby took the phone, put it in Xiaohong's satchel, flashed it, Xiaohong's satchel was hidden, and said: "Honghong, let the five bald heads make food, and Tongqing will come up to eat." “

Honghong shouted loudly: "Husband, my girl is coming back, prepare something delicious and wait." ”

The goldfish in the sky said, "Let me make braised fox meat, and there are two more, enough for us to eat." ”

The baby waved his hand: "I'm leaving, goodbye!" As soon as he disappeared invisibly, he flew out of the small door of the golden light cover, flashed out a magic light to guide the way, and drilled out of the mist of the heavenly realm; with a wave of magic, he searched the heavens and the earth, and after a while, Tongqing flew from afar; he was dressed in a trendy fashion and wore tulle; the contents of his body appeared from time to time; he tattooed his eyebrows and painted his eyes, his small face was white and red, and his high-pan bride hairstyle was fashionable and generous, he stopped beside the baby, pounced on him, hugged him tightly and said: "Grandma, I miss you so much! My boyfriend is gone! I miss my relatives even more!"

The baby was very confused and asked, "What about Geng Ligao?"

"Huang, he has no future with him, and he wants me to raise him. It seems that he can only play supporting roles all his life; there is no way! Although he talks about relationships everywhere, he also has to rely on the strength of actors. The film company invests, doesn't make money, and pays off the book, who does it?!"

The baby exclaimed: "Tongqing also understands this? It seems that Tongqing has made a lot of progress?"

"Grandma, who am I? My brain is your brain software! I know all the secrets of your heart. ”

"You know it, you can't tell anyone else. In the future, grandma wants to invest in making movies in Wonderland, and I have discussed it with your grandfather!"

"It's a pity I don't have the time, either, to participate. ”

The baby glanced at the fairy mist and said: "Get into it from here, you can enter the fairy world, it's getting dark, let's try to get in before it gets dark, and hold grandma's hand." ”

Tongqing was very nervous, his heart was beating "poof", and he said, "Grandma, will you not be able to enter?"

"Grandma doesn't know, you just fly along. The baby flew up, and Tongqing grabbed the baby's hand tightly. One head into the fog, go in by yourself, wait for your relatives to enter, the wind blows fiercely, a gust of wind blows Tongqing away. A loud voice appeared in the wind: "If you are not an immortal, you are not allowed to enter!"

The baby shouted, "Tongqing, Tongqing——! where are you?" Tongqing is missing. The baby waved his magic and searched for it, and after a while, Tong Qing flew back, his hair was scattered, and the previous bride's hairstyle was blown away. Seeing that the change was great, the baby asked, "Tongqing, where was the wind blowing?"

Tongqing said with a depressed face: "It's blown to the sky." Grandma, it's terrible! There was a voice in the wind: "If you are not an immortal, you are not allowed to enter!" What is this voice?"

Day gradually turns into night. The baby was anxious and shouted loudly: "Wind Demon, why don't you let my granddaughter in?"

A voice came from the air: "I am the guardian of the sky! I'm sorry! Your granddaughter is not an immortal and is not qualified to enter the immortal realm." ”

Baby and Tongqing followed the sound and looked, and a large demon appeared in the sky. Baby asked, "How can I get my granddaughter into Wonderland?"

"Heaven does not leak the heavens! It can only be carried out according to the rules of heaven. The Patronus of the Sky roared in the air.

Baby asked: "We didn't drill this fog when we entered the fairyland, why do we want to drill now?"

The Sky Guardian introduced: "When you enter the immortal realm, you can enter the immortal world smoothly with the recommendation of the Sunshine Youth and the approval of the Emperor of Heaven." When you enter the fairyland, you are not mortal. Mortals are not immortals, how can they enter the immortal realm casually?"

Tongqing said, "What about the immortals? Aren't there beggars too?"

The Sky Guardian said: "That's the problem of the Immortal Society, and it is also a personal problem of the beggar, and it has nothing to do with entering the Immortal Realm. ”

Tongqing pondered for a while: "Grandma, why don't you let the old ancestor come out to speak." Or, we won't go in. ”

The baby stared at the dark sky and shouted, "Magic Eye, search for my master!"

Tongqing was very puzzled and asked, "Grandma, didn't you see you with the magic eye?"

A colorful picture appeared in the air, and the magic eye man came out of the picture, flew around in the air, stopped beside the baby, and the picture moved, revealing a sunny youth, and said with a smile: "Baby, don't you let Tongqing enter the fairy world?"

The baby shouted loudly: "Master, what the hell is going on?"