Chapter 3: Origin

Just when the botanical version of the amusement was screaming and going crazy, he suddenly felt someone kick him hard behind him. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

"Who, with such a strong force, I don't know if it hurts? Lao Tzu has become like this, and he is still so ruthless, and he still has a sense of public morality.

"You bastard, don't die, hurry up, finally the official family is gracious to let us out, if you want to stay in this hellish place, just go and don't get in the way here. ā€

"Oh, I'll go!" Yu Le looked at the big man's face full of thick beard swaying in front of his eyes, and was startled, and stood up sharply before he reacted.

"You, you, how can you be here, no, where is this? Why am I here, no, how did I come back, you, you ......" Yu Le happily pointed to the incoherent Tao of the Great Chinese.

"Nonsense, what are you, not who I am, wake up and leave quickly, Lao Tzu doesn't want to stay in this gloomy place for a quarter of an hour longer. ā€

"Ahh ā€

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"Ah, I've finally come out of that place, go, go have a drink, I'm going to get drunk today. ā€

"Aren't you going to quit drinking?"

"Uh...... After drinking this time, I will definitely quit next time.

"Haha, then drink openly, Lao Tzu is free today. ā€

"Okay, the boss is generous enough, I'm going to get drunk today. ā€

Yule's eyes were silent behind everyone in a daze, and the scene just now still lingered in front of him: "Could it be that I was dreaming just now? But it's really real, what the hell is going on." ā€

"Youle, you kid are all right. The anomalous tavernkeeper who noticed the amusement asked.

"Oh, I'm fine, just a little bit unrelieved. ā€

"Haha, what can he do, be scared silly, Yule, you kid wasn't scared to pee his pants before. ā€

"Haha. There was a burst of laughter in the tavern.

"Okay, don't talk so much, if there is anything uncomfortable about the amusement, say it as soon as possible, don't be depressed here.

"Well, it's okay, boss, I'll go back to sleep first.

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Lying on the dry straw pile, breathing in the peculiar smell of the animals that I have long been accustomed to, the amusement gradually fell into a deep sleep......

Open his eyes again and find himself in the white space again, the gourd vine in the space is swaying the branches and leaves as if to welcome the arrival of the amusement, and the pleasure found that this time he is not from the first perspective but as if from the perspective of a bystander, which allows him to see the whole picture of the gourd vine for the first time, the seven buds on the gourd vine are swaying with the branches and leaves together and exactly the same as before. No, wait, the red bud that was about to bloom has been completely opened, and the petals are retracting and releasing as if breathing.

"This, this is not a dream, so where am I now?" With a question, Yule stepped forward and looked at his fingers carefully, and couldn't help but think about the red gourd flower, and at the moment when his fingers just touched the petals, Amusement felt as if there was a hot current coming from the petals, and instantly flowing all over the body, and the warm feeling made people feel as if they were in a hot spring, and then a message came, and the corners of Yule's mouth flashed with a hint of clear taste.

This is a gourd seed from an unknown source, and the information provided by the seed to amusement is limited, only that it has been wandering in the vast void since it left its mother, and after accumulating enough energy on its own, it wants to leave the void and take root and grow in the main material plane, but it accidentally came to the wrong place.

The earth plane forbade its entry to exclude it, and in the process of rejection, Yule and the boatload of people just rushed headlong, and finally were swallowed by the spatial rift formed by the rejection, and all the people turned into powder in an instant, only Yule because the soul closest to the seed was swept into the spatial turbulence along with the seed.

In the turbulent current, the two became one with the seed, and then came into this world together, into the orphan of the eponymous amusement.

Since then, the seed has been dormant due to the severe damage to its vitality, and it has only recently begun to resurgence due to the Blood Essence Stone.

"Well, how can I say it, it's so strange to be blended with a gourd, so what should I be now? vegetative person? human plant? self-propelled humanoid gourd? Hey, so awkward. ā€

"But then why is it the same as playing each other's babies? Oh, and it automatically grows in the most suitable form for my memory? So it becomes a mutual masturbation? Okay, you win. ā€

ā€œ......ā€

"To be honest, I don't know if I should thank you or hate you, if it weren't for you I wouldn't be in this place, but if it weren't for you, I'd have been dead by now. Forget it, even if it's flat. ā€

ā€œ......ā€

"Well, by the way, it feels so strange to talk to yourself. ā€

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"Now that you know the cause and effect, and have a second life, let's live well in this world, and no one knows what will happen in the future, since you can come here, maybe you will find a way to go back in the future, play, come on. Yule said loudly with his hands on his cheeks.

"Hmm, what does it smell like, it stinks. Yule exclaimed as he looked at his body that was smelling and wrapped in a black foreign object.

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"I love bathing turtles to fall into

Unitary

Beware of fleas and a lot of bubbles

Unitary

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Pur la

Pur la lug lah bla ā€

Yule sat naked in the water tank and roared while rubbing.

"Hiss~Hiss. ā€

"Hey, little black, what's your voice? A strange sound came, and Yu Le, turning his head to look at the mules and horses tied to their stakes not far away.

"Hiss~Hiss. ā€

"What's the matter, are you fascinated by my handsome stature? "The amusement that has opened the knot seems to be back to its original state of mind.

"Hiss~Hiss. ā€

"Why don't you just use you to get some water? I'll get you two buckets later." ā€

"Hiss~Hiss. Little Black snorted and kept arching his nostrils into the dirt.

"Are you a pig or a horse, why do you think I stink. Hey~ You dead little black, I smell your feces here all day long, and I don't say anything, so where is this, I hate it.

Tell you, this is called the marrow of the hair washing family, and from now on, I will counterattack step by step to the top and become a top master.

Why, don't believe me, don't say I didn't remind you, for the sake of the two of us being roommates for so long, I'll definitely find you a beautiful mare, how about a brother. ā€

"Hiss~Hiss. ā€

"Hey, give me a reaction. ā€

"Amusement, where is the death, the caravan is coming, hurry up and unload. The tavern owner kicked open the backyard door and yelled, "I'll go, what does this smell like?" ā€

"Oh, it's coming soon, this little black doesn't know what he's eating badly and has diarrhea. ā€

"An animal, if you can't die, it's fine, hurry up. ā€

"Got it, I'll be right away. ā€