Chapter Twenty-Six: The War of Two Men
By the end of Pascal's joust with Deborah, the sun had already sunset, not to mention those who had come to see the excitement, even Stephen, Rabelais, Sister Alice, and others had scattered to play around. Pen & Fun &www.biquge.info Pascal sat against a rock by the river and watched them play: Erica jumped up and down with Alice at her side, Rabelais and Russell, each ganged up, followed by the thumping of dribbles, and Fulton stood on the head of the tiger and craned his neck and screamed...... It seems as if the contest that was about the fate of a lifetime just now has never happened at all, and it is as if it was just out to play. Thinking of this, Pascal felt inexplicably in his heart, and slapped his backhand on the stone behind him, the stone only shook slightly, and his heart was even more angry. Pascal suddenly felt that he couldn't get away at this moment, what does his anger have to do with this stone? He had to bear his anger for no reason? Pascal gently stroked the crack and apologized secretly in his heart.
"Hey, Kuroko, what are you doing?" another burst of fragrance entered the nose, and in the buzzing sound, Polly and the blue dragonfly appeared from behind the stones, and without waiting for Pascal to answer, he said: "Come on, come on, the beautiful reporter will give you an interview with a celebrity biography series." ”
"Celebrity biography?" Pascal was startled, he couldn't get involved with celebrities anyway, just like he couldn't get along with Helen anyway.
"You don't have to get too excited, as long as I feel the slightest hope of becoming a celebrity, I will interview them, and if you cast a net everywhere, even if you are blind, you will always be able to get one right! If one of you is really famous, I can boast that I have great eyesight and knowledge, and I can already see that you are a celebrity!" said Polly, winking at Pascal.
Pascal quickly looked away: "How many have you interviewed?"
"Not much, less than two thousand!" Polly flipped through her phone, "You're the 1988th to be exact!
"Pascal—"
"Pascal, the sunspot that everyone knows in Pascal Academy, it is said that he has made up his mind to be admitted to Pascal Academy since he was a child, so he named himself Pascal, which shows that celebrities have shown extraordinary things since childhood......"
"Temperament—" Pascal couldn't resist opening his mouth to correct Polly as he heard Polly speak, like a middle school student.
"Yes, it can be seen that temperament has revealed extraordinary things since childhood-"
Pascal couldn't help but lean over to Polly, and stretched out his finger to point at the reed paper, signaling that the word temperament should be placed last.
Polly changed: "I see, but I didn't expect you to be quite shameless!"
"No......" Pascal just couldn't stand the fact that Polly almost had a different grudge from Wencai when he spoke, so he couldn't help but correct it, which seemed to be pretentious.
"Haha, what are you blushing, shamelessness is also one of the temperaments of celebrities!" Polly continued, "This sunspot also has a fox friend called Skinny, the two of them grew up together, and the relationship is too good to be true, it's like a legendary ......"
"Friends of the Horns......" It is rare for Polly to use an idiom, or a fox friend to describe him and Russell, Pascal can be said to be crying and laughing, and quickly corrected it.
"Hey, although Kuroko is ugly, he doesn't speak as ugly as a person!"
“......”
"Kuroko Thin Man, Always Foot Friend......"
"It's not the feet of the hands and feet, it's the angles of the angles—"
"Why not the feet of the hands and feet, but the angles of the angles ......"
"This corner is a bun......"
"By the way, why am I asking this, can't I just pull you into the gang? Why do you look down on me? You make an offer!"
"Not ......"
"What are you doing now?"
"Working at a coffee shop ......"
"Oscar's shop?
"50 copper baht ......" I think Pascal himself felt cold, and his voice was as straight as a gnat.
"50 copper baht! It's so little? Come to me, I'll give you 60 copper baht an hour, what's the matter, this is a 20% salary increase!"
"And what am I going to do?" Pascal asked, but he was already impressed, after all, no matter how bad it was, it could be worse than the Maid coffee shop!
Polly tilted her head and bit her fingers and thought for a while: "You will be a trainee reporter, responsible for collecting and classifying all kinds of anecdotes and scandals obtained by my informants in various places, and by the way, pay them, by the way, help me with typesetting, help me correct typos by the way, help me think about how to continue to make the Reed Newspaper bigger, and help me think about how to make money with the big Reed Newspaper by the way...... There's anything else I've told you!
"Do you have a set number of working hours every day?"
Polly thought for a moment, "If you have time, you can do more, it's okay to be idle anyway." Don't underestimate me.,I'm Polly in the school park is also a little famous.,Which one doesn't give me three points of face when I see it.,If you don't like anyone.,The reed newspaper will say bad things about him! If he doesn't apologize,,Continue to say bad things about him.,Change the way to say bad things about him.,Until he admits defeat! Whoever wants to open a shop in Pascal School Park.,The first one pays money to the school park.,The second one has to pay money to me Polly.,Give him propaganda;If you're not sensible.,Don't know how to honor me.,Hmph.,Just make up some bad things and buckle him on his head so that he can't eat and walk around!"
Pascal frowned, "Aren't you just talking?"
"What?"
"Honest ......" Pascal said before he thought that it was probably not that Polly didn't hear clearly, but that she didn't know what she meant, and said, "You're not ...... nonsense."
"You're just talking nonsense!" Polly punched Pascal, "So your boss, do you want to do it?" Pascal was searching his stomach and thinking about what to explain, Polly suddenly shushed and stretched out her finger to press her left ear, "The ugly girl doesn't know what bad things are tossing, haha, I heard you, what are you doing in a daze, come and listen!" Polly said and grabbed Pascal's collar and pulled him to his side, took out the headphones and turned up the volume, Pascal also heard Sister Ellie's whispered voice.
"That's not good......"
"What's wrong, that thin ghost caused us to be out, and he didn't have the heart or lungs to play ball with the fat pig, and he didn't apologize to us or anything, and he should take revenge, this is called doing the right thing for heaven!"
"Then you're too ...... like this"
"What is it? We can't beat him, and besides, he still has a black ...... Ghosts are helpers, I call it 'there is no class, the winner is high', pretend to like him and lure him into the bait, and then play with him fiercely, ravage his feelings, and then abandon him mercilessly without saying anything, let him stand alone in the rainstorm in a daze! Hahaha! Who-"
"Not good!" Polly jumped up, tense and looked at the situation as if she was facing a great enemy, and after a while, a buzzing sound that seemed to be coming to the ground, and a faint blue light was thrown into her hand, and then she breathed a long sigh of relief, and gently stroked the blue dragonfly, as if she had seen a sister who had been separated for many years, and said hatefully: "Fortunately, I didn't let that ugly girl find out, otherwise she wouldn't be able to beat me, and I would have to take you out!"
"I'm going to tell Russell what just happened. ”
Polly rolled her eyes: "Wait! You tell the thin man that it may not work, the ugly girl will definitely try her best to seduce the thin man, you men look at the virtue of the ugly girl's ass, are you afraid that you won't take the bait?"
"Then I'll have to keep him on guard. Pascal blushed slightly.
"I have a plan, forget it, you won't agree. ”
Although Pascal knew that Polly wanted to get away with it, he couldn't help but ask, "What do you think?"
"You can start first, stop the ugly girl halfway, just say that you have a crush on her for several years, while looking at her ass with your lustful eyes, harassing her vigorously, hum, if she still has a little bit of girlish shame, she will naturally twist her ass and run away!"
"This ......"
"You don't want to? For the sake of your friendship with the thin man, this little thing can't be done? If you let the ugly girl seduce the thin man, you and the thin man will be finished!"
"What do you mean by that?"
"I can't understand such a simple thing? When the time comes, she will definitely torture the thin man, right? You are the best friend of the thin man, and you must be the target of her attack, and the ugly girl will say that you seduce ...... Don't tease her—"
"How so!" said Pascal flatly, "Russell won't be fooled!"
"Not once, what about twice? What about three times? The ugly girl will twist her ass again and again to complain to Russell, and if she says it's not good, she will deliberately tear her clothes, saying that you are trying to use force, although she struggles hard, but how can she beat your brute force, and the result is ......"
"Okay......" Pascal knew that female sex was an ancient method, but the ancient method can be handed down, and it is often very effective, otherwise it would not have been passed down, "then what do you say? I can't really tune in...... Teasing Erica ......"
"Actually, there's no need, you just need to say that you've been secretly in love with her for a long time, and ask her to allow you to like her, and she will naturally be so frightened that she screams and twists her ass and runs away!
"Why?" Pascal couldn't figure out why as soon as he said he liked her, Erica would run away screaming, and would not dare to see him in front of him in the future.
"Ugh-" Polly pulled out a small pink box from somewhere and snapped open to reveal the mirror, "Look you're dark and ...... It's not good-looking, even if an ugly girl is an ugly girl, she should always know to be afraid. But don't be afraid, I won't dislike you!" Polly patted Pascal on the shoulder as if he were reassuring.
"Okay, then I'll try, what shall I say?" Pascal was just about to make an excuse for himself, but Polly reached out and wiped it in his left ear, and put an extra earphone in his hand, and stuffed it into Pascal's ear, "Everything is at my command, for the sake of your great friendship, go bravely!"
The last sentence Polly said to the phone, which shocked Pascal's ears and turned around with a wry smile, and then the last touch of the sunset saw that Erica was about to cross the river, and hurried over: "Ellie...... card!"
"What are you doing?" Erica was a thief after all, and she shrank back and stared at Pascal, afraid that he would overhear the conversation just now and ask for a question.
"I ...... I ......"
"I've liked you for a long time, say it, say it!"
Pascal rubbed his ears, lowered his head and couldn't speak, and suddenly he had an idea, stretched out his finger and swiped the note on it, and then spread out his hands and spread the note in front of Erica, covering his face by the way.
"I've been paying attention to you for a long time—" The note was written in large letters.
"Big idiot, no, big black idiot, what did you write?" Polly stomped her foot in frustration behind the rock.
At first glance, Erica was stunned, wondering what this meant, could it be that he was eavesdropping on us just now? I remember that he was sitting far away on the edge of the stone, and he was careful to confirm at that time, "You don't like me, do you?"
Pascal nodded as if he had been pressed against his head, as if he had been pressed against his head.
Erica couldn't help but take a half step back in shock, how could it be like this, she was just about to use a beauty trick to deal with Russell, Russell's sworn friend Pascal came to confess, did he really have a crush on himself, this time he won a big victory in the mountain competition, and finally had the courage to confess? Could it be that he went to work in a coffee shop to get close to himself...... The more Erica thought about it, the more the fawn in her heart jumped harder and harder, and she was just about to refuse, when she suddenly smelled a faint jasmine aroma on Pascal's body, which seemed to be the smell of that fat girl! Wow, you actually made a fat girl's minions to tease me! Pascal, Pascal, I see that you usually look honest and honest, but I didn't expect to be so treacherous, but I want to see who teases whom! Erika thought of this and took a step forward, and suddenly changed as if she were a different person, and her tone and expression were all charming: "Yes? Actually, people have liked you for a long time—"
"What?" Pascal was taken aback at this moment, his body seemed to have been struck with a sledgehammer, and he thought that if he said it cheekily, Erica would scream and run away like Polly said, but instead of running away, he took a step forward, and said that he had long liked herself!
Pascal was about to retreat when he suddenly felt something against his waist, and he trembled, thinking that Polly's blue dragonfly was attached to him. "Forward, forward, open, open!" Polly, danced behind the stone, eager to push Pascal with her own hands. Pascal subconsciously opened his arms, but he couldn't take a step in saying anything, so anxious that Polly kept stomping his feet.
"It's very cold, and you don't hug them?" Erica was startled when she saw Pascal's hands open, and continued to walk forward, holding her shoulders with both hands and shrinking her body vigorously, it really looked like the cold was invading her body and she couldn't stand it, and her toes were almost next to Pascal's toes when she landed.
Pascal's arms seemed to freeze there, and when he looked up, he saw that Erica was leaning over with her chest straight, as if an invisible force pushed him, and involuntarily took a step back.
"You big idiot, what are you going to retreat!"
"Scared! I knew you were playing tricks!" Erica slammed on Pascal's instep. Pascal immediately bared his teeth and jumped away with one foot without uttering a sound.
"What's wrong with the troublemakers, they're bullying you!" said Polly, pulling out from behind the rock, her hands on her waist.
"You have the ability to fight with me!"