Chapter 50: A Cat's Perspective (I)
Nan Xiaoyu left, with a sullen expression, as soon as she left, the teleportation array in the department lit up, and the shadow in it gradually became clear, Chang Qing was surprised to see that it was not a person, but a cat, Amy's pet cat Alice!
Oh, no, it shouldn't be called a pet cat, it should be called a fourth-level Warcraft Alice!
Alice's figure was solid, and as soon as it came in, it circled around the small house a few times, and finally said disdainfully: "The so-called Mind Research Department, the facilities are so shabby?"
Ning Xi ignored this stubble, but took out a dog basin, poured some cat food into it, put it on the table and pushed it forward, and said, "Your guests are coming, and you are not welcome." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Alice was not polite, jumped directly on the table, buried the cat's face in the basin and ate it, and ate half of the basin in one go, before she whined from her throat, touched her belly, and said with a sigh: "It tastes good, poor I haven't eaten this kind of finished cat food for several days, and I have stolen some live fish to deal with it." “
"Don't all cats like to eat fish?" asked Chang Qing, puzzled.
"That's true," replied Alice, licking her front paws, and then washing her face with her cat's paws, "if the fish is cooked, then I like it, and I can't get used to eating it all these years." “
"......" always thinks it's weird to discuss this kind of thing with a cat.
"Cooked food is good, of course, hygiene aside, it also reduces the amount of energy the body uses for digestion, allowing the body to save more energy for other things, such as thinking. "I've read a book before that says that humans can open their minds earlier than other beasts because of the blessing of eating cooked food. “
"Makes sense, it makes sense!" Alice echoed excitedly, "When I hadn't broken through to a fourth-level demonic beast back then, my mind was muddy, especially after I was full, my mind was completely blank, and I only felt that my stomach and whole body were warm, you said that, it is estimated that the blood in my body at that time was concentrated in my stomach and melted away, right?"
Speaking of this, Alice asked a little embarrassedly, "Is there any food you gave me that day?" “
"No, but if you want to eat, I can make you some at my discretion. “
"Then it's settled, it looks like you're such a nice guy!"
Then a person and a cat began to chat happily, all kinds of topics were involved, from sauerkraut fish to what is the difference between the taste in the human mouth and the cat's mouth, to why the itchy meat of the cat is on the chin, from what it feels like to jump up ten times taller than his height to why there will be pimples on the human face and not on the cat's face, just when they were about to talk about the advantages and disadvantages of the human woman and the female cat, Chang Qing finally couldn't hold it back, and finally took a blank breath and interjected: " Isn't it true that you're here today to discuss the differences in the worldview of humans and cats?"
"Of course not!" Alice patted her head, "Hey, cat, I can't remember what I'm going to do, and if you don't remind me, I've forgotten what I'm doing." “
After finishing speaking, it Alice sat down, oh no, it should be called a hairy sitting, and said to Ning Xi in a very formal and serious posture and tone: "Dear Miss Goblin, I have a commission here that I want to trouble you, I don't know if you can accept it, of course, the price is the same as other customers, it is my memory." “
Chang Qing's jaw was about to fall in surprise, is Ning Xi so famous here?
Originally, Ning Xi had to hesitate about this kind of weird thing, but he didn't expect Ning Xi to even ask what the commission was, and agreed in one bite: "Okay! I'll take your commission!"
"Hey, don't you even ask what it wants you to do?" Chang Qing hurriedly asked.
"What's the matter?" Ning Xi said indifferently, "This is a good opportunity to study the inner world of Warcraft! I have received countless people myself, but it is the first time that I have received Warcraft that has opened up the Spiritual Mind, and the other party is willing to open his heart to me to study!"
Ning Xi's tone was very excited, and it could be seen that she was very happy, which made Chang Qing a little speechless, seeing that she accepted, Alice sorted out her thoughts and said: "Well, where to start, by the way, I know that you must still have doubts about this cat, let's start with my origin." ”
"My words, it's not a noble breed, at the beginning, I lived in a place called the Warcraft Forest, and my memories at that time were blurred, but I remember that the forest was really big, and the food was quite abundant, and the only bad thing was the danger of being eaten by a small man like me.
Later, I don't know why, the body awakened a force, so that my strength is getting bigger and bigger, and my wisdom is becoming more and more clear, that time was my happiest day, my one acre and three points of land are my own decision, even two big tigers are begging for life under my hands, at that time I felt that my cat had no regrets, there was no pursuit in this life, the only regret was that I was the only one with intelligence, and there was nothing to communicate with.
But soon, two very powerful monsters came, the red fox, I began to think that they were here to grab territory with me, and rushed up to find people's trouble, they easily subdued me, and then took them to the training base of the monsters, where I found out that there are many beasts like me who have opened up their minds, and they have formed a model there... Yes, that's the word, society!
I had a great time there, and I had a few good friends, but one day, a couple of bloody wolves came running and shouted to tell us that the humans were coming. Then it was chaos, and somehow I ran to the front line with the other guys to participate in some kind of anti-Terran alliance. “
"Nonsense!" Chang Qing couldn't help but interrupt: "It's obvious that your Warcraft invaded the human world first, including now, it is your Warcraft that is pressing on the human race step by step, how can it come to your mouth, and the situation is reversed?"
"Perhaps," Alice shook her cat's paws, indicating that this was not the point, "and then I went to the front line and worked with you humans, and I didn't know how to do it, and I was upgraded to a fourth-level demonic beast." It was a really boring time, every few days, humans and monsters had to fight each other, and their brains were all shattered and smeared. Oh, and by the way, human brains really don't taste good, and they don't taste as good as deer brains. ”
Hearing Alice talk about cannibalism so lightly, Chang Qing only felt that his stomach was tumbling for a while, but seeing Ning Xi's calm face, as if he didn't have any discomfort, he couldn't help but have a seizure, but Alice saw Chang Qing's expression and explained: "This situation is normal, don't you humans also eat the brains of various animals? I have lived in human society for many years, and I have found that species generally have no taboos except for the corpses of their own kind, except for individual species. ”
"Okay, let's not go into this topic anymore, you can move on. ”
"Well, that's not the point. Alice continued, saying this, and a strange expression appeared on her cat's face, "I tell you that you may not believe it, but when the war is fierce, you don't think it, one day I was idle, lying in the grass nest and basking in the sun, and suddenly I ****** confused!"