007 Fire Maiko's Academy

What the?

Maiko's words basically turned my view of the world upside down. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 After his introduction, I knew that there was only one profession in this different world, such as a magician, and the characters I imagined as a knight, a swordsman, and a thief did not exist at all.

That's right, there are only two kinds of people in this world, magicians and civilians, and there is no third type of people at all.

And I have been deceived by the gang of people in Qingfeng Village for so long, in vain I still stupidly practice horse walking and help them cook every day, for fear that if I don't wait for those birdmen for a day, they will no longer teach me martial arts, and I will lose the opportunity to achieve hegemony in this world.

In that case, I don't have enough strength to collect seven dragon balls, and I won't be able to go back to the real world to meet my lovely goddess girlfriend Wu Xiaofeng.

With a feeling of being deceived, I went to the village again to conduct a public survey under the leadership of Fire Maiko.

The tofu seller Grandma Zhang said: "Ah, those guys, they are simply people who do all kinds of evil, they used to rely on their little strength and a few knives in their hands, but they were tired enough to bully our people in Qingfeng Village." No, they've also eaten my tofu......" Maybe she found her own slip of the tongue, Grandma Zhang quickly corrected it and said, "Ah, I mean I've eaten the tofu I sold, this kind of bean." ”

Aunt Liu, who sells cloth, said: "They have been rampant in this village for many years, our village is already isolated from the world, and the people in the village don't want to have too much interaction with the people outside, so they have been bullied by them for many years without a magician." No, with the development of economy and trade over the years, now some magical mercenaries have slowly entered our village, although those guys are hateful, but we are frugal, so we can invite some mercenaries to beat them away, this time is much better......"

"What? You're one of those bad guys, guy, bring me the shovel in my backyard, I'm going to cut off the thief's little cock, and see if they dare to continue this evil deed......"

The last one to speak was a gray-haired old aunt, originally before I went to her house with Huo Wuzi to do a poll, she was still cool under a tree in front of her house, which was talking and laughing, and she looked happy and cheerful, but I didn't expect that as soon as I knew my identity, I quickly became excited, and shouted in the yard, which meant to turn me into a eunuch on the spot!

I took a deep breath and followed Emika to escape from Big Mom's "killer". Huo Wuzi explained to me that this aunt originally had a girl, and she had already talked about marriage to the point of getting married, and then it was because the owner of the Qinghe Bird Village on the mountain fell in love with her girl, and she also used the opportunity to drink and have a relationship with others. No, after the man found out, he repented of the marriage, and the aunt's daughter later married into another family with a very bad family in the mountain valley.

For this matter, this aunt must be angry. And this kind of grudge must be for a lifetime.

I followed Huo Wuzi to the grass outside the village, panting for breath, while looking at Huo Wuzi who was so tired that he was breathing wildly with his hands crossed on his knees, and asked strangely: "Hey, you people who know magic, shouldn't you be like a master, even in battle, you don't blush and breathe?

"You're as tired as a dead cow!"

Huo Wuzi was so angry that she scolded me directly. And I did think that the metaphor of "like a dead cow" was a bit ugly, so I laughed and scolded him enough, and then didn't say anything more.

Huo Wuzi said: "When I was not sick before, it was a jade tree with a windy and chic demeanor, and one person could defeat a group of ordinary magicians, alas, ......" Speaking of this, it seemed to arouse his sadness, and he said: "Now...... I'm old and have asthma, and as long as I exercise vigorously, my whole body can't breathe, so I retired from the world of first-line magicians and became a wandering magician who travels the world continent for a living. ”

"Well," I nodded, "I've heard of the wandering mage, it's a pretty new title. ”

Huo Maiko said proudly, "Of course this is the first time you've heard it, because I made this term myself!"

I'm ...... Can you be a little more thundering?

Huo Wuzi didn't see the unhappiness in my heart, and continued: "How about it, boy, I see that you have good talents, your brain is quite active, and you are a good seedling who practices magicians, do you want to join my disciple and become my closed disciple?"

I immediately caught a sense of the meaning of the invitation.

If you want to be his disciple, the first condition is that he must be strong enough. Because I am already a member of the bandits' sect, if I join this middle-aged man's disciple now, it will be a traitor.

In this traversal world, I just want to complete the ultimate goal of "collecting seven dragon balls" as soon as possible, and for me, it's just like a game to beat the level.

Would you be sad to kill an unnamed character in a Contra game? Would you feel like you had exceeded your moral boundaries because of this? No, at least not me.

Therefore, at this time, I am not so much making a moral measure, but rather a contest of interests. The two sides on the balance are the strength of Huo Wuzi and the Qing Village Master, and how many skills I can learn under the leadership of the two of them.

"Is this world really the world of magicians? is there really no such profession as a bandit?" I asked again, just to be on the safe side.

When I saw that Emikako smiled and shook her head in denial, my resolve immediately came down. "Okay, I'll join you in the hope that you can make me a strong magician. ”

I think that since I am talented, then for an old-timer like him, who is "thirsty for talent", he will treat me kindly and will not pit me again.

Unexpectedly, I just escaped from a better pit and went into another, less pitted.

After I sold the horse and gave it to Huo Maiko as a little filial piety money for my apprenticeship, I followed the guy to another mountain.

"Didn't you say that only bandits with little strength would do some kind of bad tricks like taking over the mountains and becoming kings?" When I came to the gate of this compound, I remembered what Huo Maizi said to me on the road. I've been walking for almost a day here, and I almost feel like my leg is going to break.

Such a mountain-like place is really not a place for people.

And I'm more worried about the fact that such a hidden man is really a capable person, or is he just another liar?

I don't want to be chased and killed by the Qing Zhai Master, Feng Feiyang and Ergouzi, and I still don't have any strength at all. Otherwise, the fact that I have lost all their belongings would have been worth it for them to peel me off for three days and three nights.

"Alas, what do you know, I found this halfway up the mountain to run a school, not because I was afraid of being harassed by others, I was afraid that those children would escape back......" After he said this, he seemed to realize what he said that he should not have said, paused for a moment, and then stopped talking.

"What do you say?"

"No, it's nothing, look at how bright the stars are in the sky......" Huo Maiko began to talk nonsense with her eyes open.

"It's broad daylight, master!"

"Ah, haha, it's okay, let's go into the yard first, let's go in and talk about it, and then talk about it when we go in. ”

After the two of them entered the courtyard, I was very disappointed. The reason for my disappointment was that I originally thought I was just a lone disciple accepted by Huo Wuzi, but I didn't expect that after entering the courtyard, this would ...... This is simply a concentration camp for single boys, one or two people are holding cups and drinking there, there are also people who are eating there with a small steel basin, and there are a few who are particularly diligent and are already practicing martial arts...... They all looked at me, the new apprentice, with interesting eyes.

"Look, these are your senior brothers, and you will learn more from each other in the future. Of course, as a junior brother, you still have to let the junior brothers a little bit, try to help sweep the floor more, usually get more water or something, so that everyone's relationship will be harmonious, hahaha......"

"Master, to be honest, I'm disappointed in you. "I tried to defeat the man in front of me with a cute expression, but it seemed like I had failed.

Because I heard Huo Maiko say, "What? From the look in your eyes, it seems that you think I will only accept you as an apprentice, right? Don't be funny, just your talent......

As if he had realized that he had said something wrong, he quickly stuck out his tongue, interrupted his words, and said, "I mean, with your qualifications, it is unrealistic for me to rely on you for the future." I, Huo Wuzi, have been in the rivers and lakes of magicians for many years, how could I do such a low input-output ratio. ”

Then, Emikako Ho painted me a picture of his beautiful fantasies. He said that it was unrealistic for him to say that it would be unrealistic to rely on only one disciple to soar in the future, and then drive him, a master, to live a good life. However, one thing is for sure, as long as a disciple becomes a super magician, then he, as a master, will definitely be able to live a good life.

From a dialectical point of view, analyzing the above two points of view, we can conclude that:

Only by winning by quantity, investing more, and not putting all your eggs in one basket is the way to have the greatest chance of success!

Huo Maiko smiled and said to me, "Look, I have a good investment right now, but I have put my eggs in many, many baskets." ”

I looked at the men walking in, and for some reason, I felt like they all had an egg on their heads. And they have all become like bamboo baskets.