Chapter 56: Urine King, Chen Zhengyu!

Fingering at the dim little tablet, I saw that the huge screen in front of me lit up. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

An ordinary golden mangpen emerged, which was a falling star pen.

Immediately after the screen flashed, he came to the second screen, which was a dot with seven different faces, and then Chen Zhengyu clicked on the red dot located in the first position, that is, the strange soul.

Strange Souls.

Introduction: The remnant soul of the first section of the Falling Star Pen.

Energy: 100%.

Experience Points: 0.

Star Coins: 1000.

Basic Abilities: Perspective, Invisibility, Copy, Devour, Flight, Time Reverse.

Item Shop: Thousand Cola, Black Tea, Source Wine, Upgraded Mineral Water, Powerful Pills, Disguise Pills, Rejuvenation Pills, Teleportation Charms, etc.

Skill Mall: The King of Fighters Part I, Naruto Part I, One Piece Part I, Death Part I.

Pet Mall: Digimon Rex Part I, Pokemon Part I.

Flying Mount: Strange Hu.

Land mount: Sunken Star Rhinoceros.

After reading it, Chen Zhengyu had no smile on his face, and his eyes did not squint. , his expression is as calm as a mountain.

It looks like a calm posture.

But in fact, the real meaning of this calm posture is...

Confused.

I was frightened by the strange spirit.

Scared silly.

I was stupefied by this information.

"Tick-tock. ā€

But at this moment, the sound of ticking sounded in the space as silent as a dog.

In a blink of an eye, I saw turbid water flowing out of Chen Zhengyu's feet.

it!

I don't know if I don't see it, and I'm shocked when I see it.

The turbid water that flowed out turned out to be Chen Zhengyu's urine!

He was scared to pee, scared to pee...

Seeing this scene, No. 1 was immediately dumbfounded, his cheeks turned red, and he exclaimed: "Lord.. The hosts..."

But Chen Zhengyu still didn't move, looking confused.

Seeing this, No. 1 directly pushed the stunned Chen Zhengyu.

Chen Zhengyu still didn't react.

No. 1 was in a hurry, looked left and right, a little overwhelmed, and finally suddenly raised his hand and slapped Chen Zhengyu's tender white face.

"Smack. ā€

No. 1's slap was quite hard, even powerful.

Chen Zhengyu finally came back to his senses, turned his head to look at No. 1 suddenly, and said in shock: "Ah, why are you beating me?"

No. 1 lowered his eyebrows, lowered his eyes, his cheeks were rosy, and he said with a shy smile: "Master, you peed your pants..."

Chen Zhengyu was stunned for a moment, looked down, and found that his crotch was wet, his face suddenly changed greatly, and he panicked: "I'm dripping, why did I pee?"

Explode!

It's really a super invincible explosion of blood mom.

When did you become the king of urine?

Nima, she peed when she was flirting with her sister, she urinated when she was in a hurry, and now she still pees when she is even Depot.

In addition, in addition to being the king of urine, Chen Zhengyu also feels that he is a slap man, him, as long as it is a woman, he will slap himself.

I don't know why, he thought about this question for a long time, and finally found only one answer.

That's so handsome, so handsome that even women envy and hate.

Tsk, look at this white and tender skin, look at this handsome face, look at this free and easy temperament, it's so handsome.

Chen Zhengyu has been thinking about why he looks so ordinary all his life, and after thinking about it, he finally figured it out.

It's because he was so handsome in his previous lives that he fell off the scum, and even God was jealous of his appearance, so being handsome to the extreme is ugly, this is the answer.

Therefore, in this life, I will see so many handsome and handsome people, because they were so ugly in their previous lives, so ugly that even God couldn't stand it, so they would reward their handsome people with a handsome face.

Seeing that Chen Zhengyu was deep in thought, but looked very happy, No. 1 immediately asked, "Master, what are you thinking?"

Chen Zhengyu's face changed abruptly, his face was grim, as if the current state of the enemy, and he said seriously: "I ask you a question." ā€

"Excuse me, host. ā€

Chen Zhengyu's thunderous eyes stared straight at No. 1, and asked extremely seriously, "Am I handsome?"

ā€œ.....ā€

No. 1 looked confused, originally thinking that his master would ask about the Falling Star Pen, but he didn't expect it to be this kind of question.

However, No. 1 still replied extremely cooperatively, nodded and said seriously: "Handsome." ā€

"Perfect!" Chen Zhengyu was so excited that he hugged No. 1 directly and spat her cheek.

Immediately, he crossed his hands on his hips and stepped forward with his legs, laughing and shouting: "As long as you are handsome enough, it is enough! Although my current cultivation is not high, it is not important, as long as I am handsome enough, it will be fine." ā€

The strength is not enough, and the handsome will make up.

Perfect!

After a large wave, Chen Zhengyu was satisfied and asked, "Tell me how to use these abilities?"

"Nice hosts. ā€

"Opening a certain article in the skill store requires experience points, after opening a certain article, you can use the skills of this article, using skills will consume energy points, and your current energy value is full. ā€

"And as a celebration of your successful subjugation of the Spirit, you can get the skills of The King of Fighters Part I for free. ā€

Chen Zhengyu was dumbfounded, the whole person was stupid, and with the only trace of consciousness left, he slapped himself suddenly, forced himself to calm down, and asked: "Then what if I want to buy the props in the prop shop?"

"No, to tell you so, the skill mall uses experience points to open the chapter, the use of skills requires energy points, and the basic ability of the strange soul also consumes energy points, as for the item mall and pet mall, you need to use star coins to buy. ā€

Voice No. 1 smiled and said sweetly, "You currently have a thousand star coins. ā€

"That's a lot. Chen Zhengyu smiled and asked again: "Two questions, first, how to replenish the energy value consumed? Second, how to get star coins?"

"The energy value is replenished with Star Coins, and it takes 500 Star Coins to replenish it. ā€

"So expensive!?" Chen Zhengyu was shocked, it would cost five hundred star coins to replenish the full energy value, and he now has one thousand, and his feelings say that his star coins are only enough to replenish twice?

"As for the way to get star coins, there are many ways, you can use the function of the falling star pen to complete the task to get star coins, at present, the functions of the strange soul are quizzing, fishing, flirting with girls, pretending to be comparative, stepping on the rich and handsome, fighting, playing chess, and planting. ā€

It's okay to flirt with girls?

Chen Zhengyu was stunned, his face suddenly changed, and he suddenly revealed a lewd complexion, licked his palm, took a step forward towards No. 1, and said with a smile: "Is that a way to tease you can also get star coins?"

"Lord... Master..."No. 1 was frightened for a while, his cheeks were as red as red leaves, and he couldn't help but take a few steps back.

Chen Zhengyu's footsteps followed, and when he saw that No. 1 was about to retreat to the wall, Chen Zhengyu suddenly took a big step up, supported it with one hand, and directly pushed No. 1 to the wall.

Wall knock!

The domineering president's exclusive flirtatious action was actually used by Chen Zhengyu.

Although it looks ugly, the effect is still very strong.

"Master..."No. 1 snorted and lowered his head like a shy flower.

As soon as Chen Zhengyu's head leaned forward, his nose touched No. 1's forehead, and then he snorted softly in her ear: "Huh?"

Hmm, the whole person of No. 1 suddenly softened.

Immediately after, a metallic voice sounded in Chen Zhengyu's heart.

"If you succeed in flirting with your sister, you will gain 100 experience points and 100 star coins. ā€

Perfect!

You can get 100 star coins for flirting with your sister once, which is simply cool.

Although Star Coins are used quickly, they are also earned quickly.

"Flirt again!"

Chen Zhengyu straightened his waist, lightly bumped No. 1, and said softly: "Am I handsome?"

"Handsome.." No. 1 still lowered his head, and his delicate body trembled suddenly, seeing this, Chen Zhengyu thought that she was obviously trembling with excitement, not being frightened like this, well, this is the answer.

Immediately, Chen Zhengyu reached out and gently pinched No. 1's pointed chin, and slowly moved her head down, making her look at his gaze, wanting to spark.

"From this moment on, your name will be Shuang'er in the future, and you will be my Chen Zhengyu's Shuang'er. The corners of Chen Zhengyu's mouth rose slightly, and he smiled evilly.

"Well... Good... Master. Shuang'er lowered her head suddenly, not daring to look at Chen Zhengyu at all, her voice was crisp, and Chen Zhengyu instantly stiffened when she heard it.

But at this moment, Chen Zhengyu was stunned, and secretly said in doubt, why didn't he get the hint of experience points and star coins?

Just when Chen Zhengyu was puzzled, Shuang'er suddenly explained in a coquettish voice: "That.. Master, the same person can only succeed once a day .."

Chen Zhengyu was stunned: "So?"

But that's not bad, the same person can only flirt once a day, so from today onwards, Frost will be her own timed ATM.

Every day, star coins come in a hurry.

At this time, an idea passed through Chen Zhengyu's mind, and he suddenly asked, "How do you know what I am talking about?"

"Master, all your thoughts and thoughts, Frost will know, to put it simply, your eyes are Frost's eyes, and your ears are Frost's ears. ā€

Chen Zhengyu smiled and said obscenely: "You mean that you can see it when I take a bath in the future?"

Shuang'er's delicate body shook, and the whole person instantly became numb, and she didn't speak, but just let out a light "hmm".

"Okay, I won't tease you today, I'll tease you tomorrow, I'll see what skills this King of Fighters first has, and then look at the others. Chen Zhengyu stepped back, resuming his seriousness, and now he still has so much time to flirt with his sister, after all, Bai Thirteen and they are still in the ruins hall.

Immediately, Chen Zhengyu picked up the small tablet and flipped through it.