The 221st stupid man knows that the happy mother is pregnant and does not know the pain

"Is it sinful to conceive this child?"

"Of course it's a lot of offense. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info this child is in your belly, one will get bigger, the other will become smaller, rolling and swimming, stirring your heart very disgusting, annoying to see anything, not eating, not sleeping well. ”

"Can I take him off!" "Of course. "How do I take it off?" "Ask your sister to help, use magic, and take it out." ”

Bibi pouted and said, "Sister, please, take this freak out!"

Minnie was confused: "Why do you want to take it off?"

"It's too long to be pregnant, it's grinding, I'm scared!"

"What if I get pregnant again and still have a freak?

Bibi pouted and asked, "MONOCULUS, will I still be a freak when I conceive in the future?"

The lip-shaped demon eye curled her mouth and said, "Bibi, you have to be prepared. Because you have the 10,000-year-old immortal fruit gene in your body, the conception is all immortal fetus. ”

Bibi said with a sad face: "Sister, what should I do? I won't be able to stand it!"

Minnie said, "In the future, I will most likely conceive as a freak like you. I can stand it, why can't you. I have been pregnant for a long time, I have a relationship with a freak child, and after I am born, I am like a baby, and I like it very much!"

"Sister, hearing you say this, it seems that you are very happy to be conceived. ”

"You are very happy! From now on, you have hope, I hope that your child will be born and grow up soon. You're going to be a mother, and Bu Tian is going to be a father, how good!"

"Sister, is this fairy fetus in my belly a boy or a girl?"

Minnie asked, "Magic Eye, is the child in the queen's womb a boy or a girl?"

The Lip-shaped MONOCULUS curled its mouth and said, "It's a boy!"

Bibi anxiously asked, "How does he look?" "It's normal. "But he's a lump of meat, how can I tell he's normal?"

"It's still small, of course you can't tell. When it grows up, cut the lump and it comes out. ”

"Ahh

"The child is in the meat ball, and he has to take it out!"

"What about paddling a child?"

"You have to be careful. Conception is not an easy task. ”

"MONOCULUS, if I conceive a thief, will my sister kill me?"

The lip-shaped demon eye curled her mouth and said, "Your sister treats you as her own sister and will not kill you." ”

Minnie shouted, "Bibi, why don't you believe your sister, will your sister do something to her?"

"Sister, I know you won't kill me. But I wanted to know again, so I asked curiously. ”

As soon as Minnie retracted her right hand, the magic eye disappeared, and Minnie said, "Bibi, you are the queen, and if my sister really wants to kill, she can only kill that wild man." What is their identity? What is your identity? No matter how many you kill, you can't kill a queen!"

"Sister, I don't mean to disbelieve you, even if my sister wants my life. Anyway, my life is for my sister, so take it if you want!"

"Well, Bibi! We don't talk about that. I'm upset!"

"Sister, I want to sleep with you. ”

Minnie climbed into bed, hugged Bibi tightly and said, "Sleep for a while! ”

"Sister, I told him, let him not call me!"

From outside the door, a voice came from a willing voice: "Your Majesty, Lord Bu asks to see you!"

"Let her in!"

Bu Tian bowed his head and walked into the dormitory, kneeling down and said, "Knock to see Your Majesty." ”

Minnie got up from the bed and said to Butian: "The queen is pregnant, and after returning to the palace, she must take good care of it, and there must be no mistakes!"

Bu Tian lowered his head and shouted, "Yes!"

Bibi got up from the bed, glared at him, and said, "Didn't you tell you not to come to me?"

"Qi Yu Niangniang, you are not here, and the minister can't sleep. Please be gracious to Your Majesty. ”

Minnie pondered for a while and said, "Niangniang, go back to the palace with Master Bu! ”

Bibi pouted and said, "Yes!"

Minnie glanced at Master Bu and said, "Get up, take Niangniang back to the palace." ”

"Thank you, Lord Ron. Bu Tian got up and was about to help Bibi.

Bibi said, "Sister, I'm leaving!" He walked out of the door, kicked his legs, flew back to the queen's bedroom, lay on the bed, thinking about it, and didn't know how to accept the child in his belly.

Huahua's shout came from outside the door: "Lord Bu has arrived." As soon as the words fell, Bu Tian walked in from outside the door, and saw Niangniang lying on the bed with a smile on her face and said:

"Mother, I didn't want to call you, but without you, I would be alone in the empty room tonight. Mother, you are so beautiful! Do you know how I feel? Let me tell you;

When I smell the fragrance of my mother, I am like a drunken groom, holding my mother tightly. When I hugged my mother, drooling and looking greedy. When the two of us love each other, I don't know if I put my mother in my mouth or in my hand.

Your beauty makes me wander. Leaving for a while makes me panic. Niangniang, I'll wait, wait, wait for you to come to me, let me and I go to the phoenix bed. ”

Bibi said angrily: "Don't praise it! Isn't that what it is? If you want to love, you can love! Since I married you, I want to love!"

Bu Tian climbed onto the phoenix bed and asked, "Niangniang, I heard Your Majesty say that you are pregnant just now, is it true or false?"

Bibi shouted: "Lord Bu, Your Majesty has a golden mouth and jade teeth, how can it be fake?"

"But Niangniang, we've only been happy for a few nights, how can we get pregnant?"

Bibi explained: "I felt sick when I started eating at my sister's place, so I asked the imperial doctor to come and see it, and I said that I was happy." My sister and I didn't believe it, so we opened the magic eye and asked, and we found out. ”

"Know what?"

"The wedding night happens to be the night of ovulation. You're in endless love, so you're pregnant!"

"Do you feel sick when you get pregnant?"

Bibi yelled: "You stupid man, you don't know anything, you only know happiness, I don't want to tell you!"

Bu Tian cheekily said: "If you know happiness, you will know happiness! Inviting you back is to be happy!"

"Lord Bu, we have children, you have to be careful, don't touch the children!"

Bu Tian leaned in with a smile and hugged ...... tightly Bibi hugged his belly sideways, and shouted loudly: "Someone!" Bu Tian panicked and covered the quilt. Huahua came in from outside the door, bowed her head and asked, "Niangniang, what are your orders?"

Bibi said, "I'm sick and want to throw up;

"Yes!" Flowey hurriedly bowed her head and withdrew.

Bibi covered his mouth with his right hand, stuck his head out of the bed, and vomited on the ground, but nothing came out. Huahua brought a wooden pot with both hands and placed it beside the phoenix bed, and waited on the side. Bu Tian curled up in the quilt and didn't dare to squeak.

Bibi spat on the wooden basin again before saying, "Huahua, you go first! ”

"Yes!" Flowey bowed her head and withdrew.

Bu Tian curled up in the quilt, panicked and endured, and only after listening to Huahua leave did he get out and hugged Niangniang with both hands. Bibi was not interested; I wanted to vomit just now, but Bu Tian didn't care, and I was holding my breath in my heart; I was extremely disgusted with Bu Tian's love, so I pushed it sideways with both hands,

With a big kick, he kicked Bu Tian out of bed, and fell to the ground on his back. Bu Tian's heart was cold, and he looked directly at Niangniang with hateful eyes. When Bibi saw Butian like that, he was very angry and shouted, "Come on!"

Huahua walked in from outside the door and bowed her head and asked, "Niangniang, what do you command?"

Bibi said: "Get Master Bu away, out of sight and out of mind!"

"Yes!" Huahua bowed her head and withdrew, and after a while, four attendants bowed their heads and asked, "Niangniang, where are you going to get Master Bu?"

"Throw it in the harem garden, take care of him, if you lose it, the mother will ask you for someone!"

"Yes!" the four men lifted the striped cloth from the ground, walked out of the dormitory, came to the harem garden, and quietly placed the cloth on the long wooden strip of the garden pavilion, one of whom was called Fall from Grace and said:

"Master Bu, Niangniang, you have to coax a little, what if I don't want you anymore?"

Bu Tian was very aggrieved, and couldn't help crying in front of the attendants, wiping his tears and saying: "Niangniang's pregnancy is emotionally unstable, it will be hot and cold for a while, I don't know what to do?"

Falling out of favor asked: "Lord Bu, is Niangniang pregnant?"

Bu Tian was shocked when he heard this, and covered his mouth with his hands for a while before he calmed down and said, "Just now, the four of you are not allowed to spread the word, otherwise I want your life!"

Falling out of favor and the three attendants immediately said, "Yes!"

Bu Tianling said: "Why don't you go and get a set of clothes, what are you doing here?"

Falling out of favor asked: "Master Bu, where are you going?"

Bu Tian pondered for a while and said, "Find Huahua." ”

"Yes!" he fell out of favor and quit, came to the door of the dormitory and said to Huahua, "Lord Bu told you to go." ”

Flowey asked, "What's the matter with me?" Niangniang needs manpower and can't leave. ”

Falling out of favor said anxiously: "Lord Bu wants a set of clothes." ”

Huahua pondered for a while and said, "You wait, I'll ask Niangniang." Huahua came to Bibi Feng's bed, bowed her head and said, "Yu Niangniang, Lord Bu is cold and needs a set of clothes." ”

Bibi was angry, and wanted to rectify this stupid man who only knew happiness and didn't know how to feel distressed, and said: "Huahua, find a set of clothes for Master Bu and send it, so that he can make amends!"

"Yes!" Huahua withdrew, and instructed several palace maids to find a set of clothes for Lord Bu to send, and one of them named Yunyun's endorsement said: "Lord Bu, Niangniang asked you to go back to the palace to make amends!"

Bu Tian put on his clothes and pants, and he was reluctant to move. Yunyun said: "Master Bu, if you don't go, we will go; anyway, the word has already arrived, and it is up to you whether to go or not." ”

Bu Tian pondered for a while, and awkwardly followed a few palace maids to the door of the queen's bedroom. Huahua shouted inside: "Lord Bu is here!"