The 344th birth plan

"I will kill you!"

"I'm afraid of you, I'm afraid you won't come!"

The crocodile-headed man said annoyedly: "Stop arguing! Xing Hua's origin has not yet been figured out; what are you arguing about?"

Xing Hua said: "If you can't recruit relatives, I'm leaving!"

The flower fairy shouted: "You can't go, we still have a marriage contract!"

Xing Hua flew up and said, "I'm not suitable for you." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info "Take a spin in the air and it's gone."

Director Hua held the microphone in his hand and shouted: "Stop! After a few days of filming, let's disperse! Continue tomorrow." "I started packing up my tools. The baby went to the dressing room to remove his makeup, but he didn't see the new makeup artist, and he knew in his heart that he was taken away by Director Hua.

The baby just entered the bathing room for a while, and Director Hua entered the dressing room and asked at the bathing door, "Baby, do you want to help?"

The baby was very upset and said to the door, "Don't bother me!"

"But I miss you!"

"You have a wife, what do you want me to do?"

"The goldfish spirit is a goblin, not my wife!

"But, you share a bed with the goldfish essence every day, and there are a lot of children, how do you want me to accept it?"

Director Hua said frustratedly: "The children are mine, but they are all human heads and goldfish bodies, and it will damage my face if they are passed on." ”

A baby's voice came from the bathing room: "It's not right for you to say that! Although they are human heads and goldfish bodies, they all come out of your belly! Whether you recognize them or not is a fact and cannot be changed." ”

"Don't you want to get married? Hong Lijian is gone! We are together, raising our children together. ”

"What about goldfish essence? I robbed her husband, is she willing?"

"Can't you just bear to accept the goldfish essence?"

"Even if I can endure it, can the goldfish essence endure it? Everyone is making a fuss, I can only leave that place, what will you do then? Those children in the sky are all Hong Lijian's children, and I have no blood source at all. Do you know that I'm doing my duty?

For their sake, even my own children are not cared for!"

Director Hua wanted to say something, but the words came to his mouth and swallowed back.

The baby came out of the bathing room, put on her outfit and said, "There are so many things going on in the big demon room, we don't have time to think about personal problems. ”

After speaking, with a wave of his hand, a white cloud flew from outside the door, pulling Director Hua to stand on the white cloud and fly away, and after a while, he came to the big demon room. The goldfish spirit was there to greet you. Director Baby and Hua were surprised. Director Hua asked, "What's wrong?"

The goldfish spirit complained: "What kind of movie are you making? It's been so long to shoot, and there's an accident at home!"

Director Hua was taken aback and asked anxiously, "What's wrong?"

"What should I do if Goldfish One and Black Crow are pregnant before marriage?"

"You scolded them?"

"Of course I have to scold, a big girl, it's okay to talk about love together, and you can't get pregnant before you get married!

"What about them?"

"Angry, flew away with the black crow!"

"You can't bear it, let me come back. What does the goldfish eat when she goes out with her baby in her arms? She can't eat the food that the black crow catches, and what if something happens?"

"Husband, blame me for being in a hurry, so I just said a few words. ”

Director Hua roared loudly with a gloomy face: "You! You are really annoyed if you have not achieved enough things, but you have more than enough failures!"

"I, I, what can I do?"

Honghong flew to greet her brothers and sisters and said, "Dad, don't make movies for so long, okay? The family is in chaos! The two goldfish don't care about anything, they have to worry about everything alone, and the goldfish brothers and sisters don't listen to me." ”

The baby asked strangely: "Isn't there a system?

"Dad, those systems can't be enforced!"

"What's wrong?"

"Director Hua's children do not abide by the system, and they will be punished according to the system; if the brothers and sisters do not abide by the system, if I want to punish them, they will say; Director Hua's children, why don't you punish them.

What power does a deputy team leader have, and the team leader hasn't spoken yet?"

The baby thought carefully for a while and asked, "Have you eaten?"

Honghong introduced: "The matter of Goldfish One is in an uproar, and everyone is looking forward to your return." ”

The baby glanced at everyone and said, "Children, the matter of goldfish will be discussed in the conference room after eating; ”

The goldfish spirit was disgusted: "What are you talking about? The goldfish have been out for a few days!"

Director Hua shouted: "What are you doing when you go out for a few days? You can't just go and look for it without eating! What is the wrong thing to understand the situation first; after such a long time, do you still care about this time?"

"I!" the goldfish spirit couldn't speak.

The baby was also very angry, glared at his eyes and said: "As the father of the child, as soon as the goldfish runs away, you should think about it, and you can't delay it again and again, the child is pregnant and wants to eat nutritious things." When you go out hungry, can your body stand it?"

The goldfish spirit came to his mouth and couldn't speak.

The baby said, "Children, the goldfish tells us that it is okay to deal with a partner, but you can't get pregnant until you get married." What to do? You can figure it out for yourself! Without further ado, I'm going to search for food for you. ”

With a wave of his hand, the magic turned on, and after a while, many fish and fruits flew from the sky and came to him. The baby separates the fruit from the fish and breathes fire at the fish, and after a while, the smell of fish comes out.

The baby grabbed a big one with his claws and handed it to Director Hua, took a small one himself, tore a piece, took a bite, chewed it and said:

"It's delicious, it's very fragrant! Honghong, goldfish two, organize group members to send fish and fruits, don't eat too much, after sending it, come to the conference room, I have something to say." "The baby flew into the conference room with the fish, and Director Hua floated into the conference room with the white clouds.

The goldfish grinds and grinds to follow.

Baby sat at the table and asked, "How did you find out about Goldfish One?"

The goldfish thought for a moment: "Actually, the goldfish was pregnant as soon as you left, and it has been hiding it. I saw that her face was wrong, and I forced her to ask, and she told the truth!"

Baby carefully analyzed: "This kind of thing should be asked carefully." I don't know how many couples are there now? I don't know if they are pregnant or not? If this continues, the house will not be able to live in, and the food will increase.

First of all, we must find out about the pregnancy, and we must also establish a system that allows the birth of a child before giving birth. Childbirth is not allowed, and pregnancy is all removed. Director Hua, what do you think?"

Director Hua thought about it for a while, and counted it to the baby and the goldfish essence, "If there are twenty-two brothers and sisters in Honghong, and the brothers and sisters of Goldfish One are all matched, there should be twenty-two pairs." If they are all pregnant, the minimum number of children is eight.

Eight times twenty-two equals one hundred and seventy-six. Director Hua opened his mouth and exclaimed:

It seems that family planning is necessary; or, who can afford to raise so many children? This number refers to unborn children, not adults.

Besides, the genes of these children are not all human genes, and they have frequent pregnancies, giving birth two to four times a year. If it goes on like this, how can you get it?" Director Hua glanced at the goldfish essence and asked, "What do you think?"

The goldfish spirit took one look at the baby and said, "I agree to family planning, but what if they don't report their pregnancy and give birth secretly? They are all my children, and I am reluctant to kick them out!"

Bao pondered for a while and said: "If we want to establish a system and arrange personnel to supervise and inspect, we must set up a leading group for supervision and inspection, and regularly supervise and inspect." ”

Honghong flew in with her brothers and sisters, and so did Goldfish II, everyone sat around the magic table, unable to sit still.

The baby glanced at it and asked, "Goldfish Er, are your brothers and sisters here?"

Goldfish Two said: "Except for Goldfish One, everyone else is here." ”

The baby asked, "Honghong, how are your brothers and sisters?"

Honghong thought for a moment and said, "It's all here." ”

The baby looked at everyone and said, "Children, the matter of goldfish has sounded a tight bell for us." Director Hua calculated just now that there are 22 Honghong brothers and sisters, and there are 31 Jinyu brothers and sisters.

If they all find a good match, there should be twenty-two pairs. If everyone is conceived, a minimum of eight children can be born in a child. Twenty-two times eight equals one hundred and seventy-six;

If we have two or four children a year, if we have three children, three times one hundred and seventy-six equals five hundred and twenty-eight, such a huge number, can we feed them? The food provided is ten times that of the present day, and the number of magic houses will increase tenfold; the question before us,

That is, it is necessary to immediately set up a leading group for supervision and investigation to supervise and check those who have good intentions! Only those who are allowed to have children can give birth; and those who are pregnant before marriage are all removed. Family planning should be practiced, and various family planning systems should be established.

Penalties are imposed on those who do not comply with the system. Let's take a look, if you have any good opinions and ideas, let's hear them!"

The red brothers and sisters gathered and looked west. The same goes for Goldfish II's siblings.

Baby glanced at Director Hua and asked, "What do you think?"

Director Hua said: "Children, I agree with Aunt Baby's opinion, if we don't have family planning, if this continues, we will all be dragged down." None of us expected the problem to be so serious!

If you have found a good match, you are not married, you are not allowed to conceive, what should you do if you are pregnant? We want to help you get rid of the baby, and in the future, when you get married, you will have to report the status of conception and allow you to have a baby.

Violators will be punished according to the system. We have a lot to do, and we also need to set up a leading group for supervision and inspection, formulate a system, and introduce some effective laws and regulations. See what you have in mind for your reference?"

Red brothers and sisters, look at me, I look at you! No one speaks. The same goes for Goldfish II's siblings.

The baby glanced at it and asked, "Honghong, how many pairs are there now?"

Honghong glanced at it and said in her heart: "I am a pair with Goldfish Five." Goldfish thirty-one, thirty and human-faced owls count as two pairs. Goldfish One and Black Crow are a pair. Goldfish three and Huang Huang are a pair. I don't know if Goldfish Two and Huahua count?"

Baby glanced at Flowey and asked, "Do you like Goldfish II?"

Huahua said awkwardly: "Goldfish Er is very beautiful, as soon as I close my eyes, she is all shadows, I like it!"

The baby asked again: "Goldfish two, do you like Huahua?"

Seeing that there were so many people, before he could speak, his face turned red! ”

"That's like?"

Goldfish Two nodded.

The baby glanced at the present and said, "Who else has a good report?"

Children, you look at me, I look at you, and no one squeaks.

Baby asked: "Goldfish two, who else is in love, tell me about it?"

Goldfish Two pondered for a while and said, "Goldfish Four and Baibai seem to be in the same place. ”

Director Hua shouted loudly: "Goldfish Four, hurry up and report it." ”

Goldfish Four said, "Mom, I like Sister Baibai. People are older than me, and I don't know what Sister Bai Bai thinks?"

Baby asked: "In vain, if there is anything to say, I want to say it at the meeting so that everyone knows." ”

He glanced at Goldfish Four in vain and said: "Actually, I like Goldfish Four, but I don't dare to say it to him;

But you are not allowed to get pregnant, and if you want to get married, you must report it first, and you can only get married. Then I'll get together in a row. ”

In vain said, "Oh, I see!"

Director Hua looked at the people present and said, "Who else has found a good friend and reported it?"

Neither the red siblings nor the goldfish siblings spoke.

The baby pondered for a while and said, "If you don't speak, it means you don't." Now we have to elect the list of members of the leading group for supervision and inspection. I propose that the members of the group should have one leader, one deputy leader, and six members.

If you don't have an opinion, you can elect the person you want. Give you five minutes to think. Director Hua, tell me your opinion first?"

Director Hua said: "Why do you want to elect the leading group for supervision and inspection? Because the incident of Goldfish tells us that this matter is imminent and cannot be delayed any longer!"

In order to avoid unnecessary incidents, it is best to settle the matter after speaking. It's five minutes, and which of you says first?"

Honghong said: "The system that was set in the past cannot be implemented! Is the system useful now?"

Director Hua stared at the goldfish essence and said: "In the future, you are not allowed to interfere with the punishment conditions set by the leading group; ”

The goldfish essence said: "They are all my children, and no matter who is punished, I will feel distressed!"

Director Hua said: "It's your child and my child, you feel distressed, and I feel distressed." However, judging from the situation of population development, it is no longer possible to do so! If you are told to leave it alone, you can leave it alone!"

Baby asked, "Who else said?"

Honghong's brothers and sisters and Goldfish Er's brothers and sisters talked a lot, but none of them said.

Baby glanced at Goldfish Two and asked, "Tell me what you think?"

Goldfish Er is not good at words, there are many people with stage fright, listening to the baby ask like this, he panicked, and said in a cold sweat: "I don't know what to say?"

Baby asked, "Director Hua, what do you think?"

Director Hua pondered for a while and said, "Children, if no one says, I will choose;

No one spoke. The goldfish spirit said, "Good!"

Director Hua thought carefully for a while and said: "I propose that Honghong be the team leader, Goldfish 2 be the deputy leader, Goldfish 3, Goldfish 4, Goldfish 5, Huahua, Baibai, and Huanghuang are members of the supervision and inspection leading group.

What do you think, let's hear it?"

Honghong's brothers and sisters and Goldfish Er's brothers and sisters, you look at me, I look at you, and no one squeaks.

The goldfish spirit said, "I agree!"

Director Hua breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Since no one is talking, it's settled like this!"